Monday, January 12th 2009

Gaycrest Rejected!


It was high school over again for Ryan Gaycrest last night. The popular kids are still rejecting his ass! Now, UsWeekly says Gaycrest and Saint Angie have had awkward moments on the red carpet before. In 2006 he asked her what she fed her kids for breakfast that morning. Angie Jo said "cereal." The next day Gaycrest called her "cold" on his radio show. Well, I guess she hasn't forgotten, because she's over his mini ass.

Last night, Gaycrest tried to have a conversation with Brad and Angie, but they weren't having it. Gaycrest flew down the platform stairs and screamed "Hi guys. Brad? Angelina?" while they were getting their pictures taken. Brad even turned around for a quick minute. Brangie's slaves stopped Gaycrest from getting any closer. When he realized he was getting rejected, he threw it over to Giuliana DePandaFace. Why did I think she was going to say, "Oooooh. Moded!"

This morning, Gaycrest talked about it on his show. He said, "I don't think Angelina thinks I'm that important. I don't think I'm top of mind for Brad and Angelina. I honestly don't believe they'd know who I was if I walked over there. Here's what I realized when I went down there. I realized quickly that it's against the rules to walk down onto the carpet from the platform."

In all fairness to Saint Angie and Brad, they probably didn't even see Gaycrest, because he's like the size of a Lego man. I'm sure it happens often to him at bars when he's trying to get ass. He has to jump high for bitches to see him. That's why he should always carry around a ladder, so this kind of embarrassing shit doesn't happen to him anymore.

Posted by: Michael K


plain_sliced's picture

even semi-wanna be famous folk like seacrest get humbled from time to time in the public eye. but what goes around comes around. this who holier than thou crap from brad and angelina is ridiculous. do they really buy into their own hype? like with princess diana, the same media that kisses your ass and tosses your salad, is the same one who treat you like roadkill and spit in your mangled corpse, while taking snapshots.

Clarisse's picture

Billie,
Actually, I do have the right to judge that situation having lived it for over three years. Fuck Angelina Jolie.

Inflatuated,
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Sibsi's picture

I think this is kinda hard to defend really. Her fans might take the route of attacking Seacrest, which is also another Hollyweird fucker that annoys plenty. Trouble is, Brangelina's action says more about themselves than it says about Ryan.

Also, from few pages back - sorry, can't remember who's the owner of the comment - someone said the Brangeloonies are attacking Kate Winslet?

That is even worse. I don't know Kate from Adam personally, but it's undeniable that she has talent and it's about fucking time the industry recognize her with a award.

twiddlebug1's picture

funny to witness, but those two really shouldn't have snubbed him. the whole point of walking the red carpet is to be seen and interviewed.

i refuse to call her saint angie. she really has a smug, holier than thou attitude. lest we forget the wearing blood, the cutting, the whoring around and kissing her brother.

whatever.

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"Hey guys.....hey guys....hi....wait up. I'm right here...."

Stoney's picture

Submitted by Billie on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:08pm.

Um no offense, but you don't consider timing out interviews and deciphering cue cards, developing segues off the top of your head, being in the right place at the right time to air on cue, looking good all the time for television, maintaining your voice, hours of interview prep, averting disaster on a daily basis and balancing three jobs work???? It's called live television, and it ain't a cake walk.

zomay's picture

I like it when people ask silly questions. When people ask serious questions, 90% of the time I feel they get generic/planned responses. You know what I mean? So if she is mad about a breakfast question, I don't know why she would hold unto that. But I can see her holding unto grudges.

How much you want to bet they talk to him next time. Brad will say a few words about how happy family life is and Angie will smile with her eyes and they will be done with it.

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If what he does is called "working", then I want that job! LOL

Outta here for now guys, I (do) have to get back to work. Unlike Gaycrest.

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Submitted by No Words on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 4:59pm.

Team Gaycrest!

Like someone said, Ryan is one of the hardest working people in show business. i think snubbing him just showed everyone how petty Angie Ho really is.
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Gosh oh me oh my...

No Words, you are so fucking right. Their petty stupid slight of Gaycrest also opened my eyes. I may take flk for my comment, but I rightly don't give a fuck if I do. I'm bi-polar and therefore impervious to same...so right back at you twits!

Brangelina's head, in unison, obviously, has grown to huge proportions. Can't fit through a doorway proportions.

Note to Brangelina: The Hindenburg came down in flames, so full of itselt it was, but in your case, I think we will all just "tsk tsk', shake our heads and write you off. NO ONE IS ON TOP FOREVAH!!!

I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard

If someone is dying of cancer ther term "deathbed" can mean many things, and could take a month or more. It's hard to say how long it could take for sure. So yes you do have to go on with some things in life, up to a point, I would expect even more so with celebrities. I don't judge someone's actions whose mother died from cancer, whether or not they should attend this or that function. I can't, having been in a similar place myself (my grandmother). And I saw Seacrest in that original interview that pissed her off and he was acting like a total dick (as usual). He doesn't care anyway...he just looks around for the next celebrity to annoy.

Stoney's picture

When asked what celebrity they looked forward to meeting or running into, most of the attendees said things like "Jack Nicholson!" "Clint Eastwood!" "Meryl Streep" and shit like that. NO ONE said Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie. For the so-called most famous couple on Earth and the King and Queen of Hollywood, it sure is telling that none of their fellow actors are interested in speaking to them. You just KNOW that when normal celebrities like Penelope Cruz or Colin Farrel or Jessica Alba or whoever are watching headline news and blurbs about Brangelina's latest orphan comes on or calls them "the holy family" or whatever, they're all like "GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!"

No Words's picture

Team Gaycrest!

Like someone said, Ryan is one of the hardest working people in show business. i think snubbing him just showed everyone how petty Angie Ho really is.

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You made me SNORT.

I wish Angelina and Brad knew that they are no better than Ryan, they all are ficitional characters.

megan fox is a plastic fuckpig. miley cyrus is getty beefy.

Clarisse's picture

I do not have any opinion of Ryan one way or the other, as I have never listened to his show or watched an episode of American Idol, but the rumor is that Jolie snubbed him because:

" At the 2006 Golden Globes, he asked her what she fed her children that day and she icily replied " Cereal we made cereal."

He later called her "cold" for being so unresponsive.

Turns out, Jolie's mother, Marcheline Bertrand, was on her death bed at the time."

Now…in my opinion, that says a hell of a lot more about Jolie than it does about Seacrest…my mom and I do not even like each other, but if she was ill or god forbid "on her death bed at the time", I would not be at the Golden Globes.

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Submitted by Billie on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 4:50pm.
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I wouldn't be surprised if they started giving stars to hookers. Seriously can't you just picture coming across a star that says "That Toothless Whore Who Gave Sean Penn a Blowjob That One Time"
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pretty much any celeb can get a star on the walk of fame. i think it costs $10,000 and your fan club has to be in charge, or something to that effect.

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M.E.'s picture

WHatever. Gaycrest annoys me but not as much as the Holy Couple.

Romy's picture

How Rude!

Poor Gaycrest. He may be annoying but he works really hard and doesn't build himself up to be some kind of god like Brad and Angelina do.

What kind of career did Angie ever have before Brad?

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Submitted by Billie on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 4:47pm.
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I hate that little fucker too. And WTF, that pissant got a star on the walk of fame?!? What the fuck for?
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy"

Oops sorry I edited my post and it made it jump one up! Sorry, didn't mean to "talk over you".

YES that "pissant got a star on the walk of fame", for what, I don't know. My husband and I were appalled when we saw that. He's no star of any kind.

I can't STAND Ryan Seacrest either, so I can't blame them one bit. I knew that getting a Star on the Walk of Fame didn't mean anything any more, when HE got one! Ugh! By ignoring him they were being a lot less fake than he's ever been, at least they're honest that they don't like him.

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Submitted by Billie on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 4:47pm.
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I hate that little fucker too. And WTF, that pissant got a star on the walk of fame?!? What the fuck for?
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vivienne's picture

Ryan is annoying as hell but what they did was so rude, even by my standards. I mean, how was this chick raised? They need to learn some manners to teach that army of kids they have. I could never flat out disrespect or humiliate someone like that unless they absolutely deserved it. i.e. brad and angelina. Ryan is insanely annoying but he is still a human being with feelings just like any other person and I don't think he deserved that. He is one of the few in hollywood that won't kiss their asses. They really think they are god's gift to man kind. When will people start to see these self-absorbed, assholes for who they really are?
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That just made them look stupid.

I like Ryan. He works a hell of a lot harder than these two! Imagine getting up at 4 every morning to do a radio show on top of all the other things he does.

KidL's picture

I'm another one who doesn't care for Gaycrest, but this proves once and for all what big assholes Brangelina are. I am so happy neither of these crap "actors" won anything last night.

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Hey Dirk, "you got the touch....you got the power.....yeah!"

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Hairicane's picture

between them and seacrest, i actually like THEM better.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by snowpiece: "Seacrest probably has more $ than they do anyways."

That's what I'm sayin'.

Seriously, I know he's a joke and all, but I think he has a lot of dough and he's building his power base gradually. I keep referencing Dick Clark, but I really do think of Gaycrest that way. I think he probably wanted to be an actor or whatever, and then realized he was better off being the amiable host and then getting into production.

He's got his hand in a lot of pies. They might be trashy TV reality pies, but I don't think they should have dismissed him that way. Hollywood is still a pretty small pool. You can't afford to piss in it TOO much.

ronnyk's picture

Good for Brangelina!

Miss Seacrest probably threw a shit fit when he got home.

Simon probably bent him over, shoved his face in a pillow and fucked him to get him to shut up.

Skye10's picture

I don't care for much for Ryan but really Piss & Holie are such bitches. Really if P&H don't want to talk keep your asses at home and tend to your children. This isn't just in regards to last night but its happened before as mentioned with Angelina being an ice cold bia bia.

Ginalicious's picture

I'm no Brange fan. Can't stand their asses. But as someone said before, if anyone deserves Angie Jo's cunt face, it's Gaycrest. Fuck him and E!

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i'm not a fan of seacrest although i do know his sister and have met his parents who are the sweetest couple so he's probably ok in real life.

the other one and her bitch need to learn a lesson in humility. if you stop for that fuckwit billy bush and that old fogey mary hart, why not stop for seacrest? the other one is still smarting from what he said two years ago after the globes, when she acted as if she was above answering his inane questions. she needs to realize the general public won't be swayed by actions like these.

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Bella's picture

Ryan Seacrest has always annoyed the crap out of me but what the hell was that? Brangelina really needs to set up a doctor's appointment to get those sticks surgically removed from their rectums, what arrogant assholes!

So he called her cold, wouldn't have been a smarter move on her part to prove him wrong...?

Tyranny's picture

I bet Joel giggled over this.

paris herpes's picture

That's like the best thing that could ever happen to Ryan Seacrest! To be flat out rejected by them. Also, they are over-hyped already so Ryan shouldn't even bother and maybe talk to Miley Cyrus or something, because she would definitely pay attention to Gaycrest! They're made of the same shitty stuff!

STFU!!!

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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:06pm.

They were probably worried they'd have to field some more hard-hitting questions about breakfast.

hahaha funnay!

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Newportjoey's picture

I'd venture that most Dlisted Sluts would have gone Kathy Griffin on his ass......lol

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Farrah's picture

Angie Ho gives me the "Mr Burns" vibe. I'm pretty sure she has called Brad "Smithers" a couple of times in bed. I love her Mr Burns/praying mantis hands. I bet the rubs them as she says "ex-cellent"
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Crystal2's picture

They didn't win any awards for their acting, but they certainly won the rudest couple award.

iluvhulk1117's picture

That was the best thing I have ever seen in my life.

I am now all happy and tingling inside. Me thinks I will even be able to skip my 'happy pills' today.

Say it with me now: SEACREST OUT!!!!!

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Dirk Diggler's picture

Angie totally vetoed Ryan's ass. Banished him from her kingdom. Marked him down for death. While this was a traumatizing experience for him, it was just another day for the Queen of the universe.

Lovers Keep On The Road Youre On's picture

I'm glad Kate Winslet won because I could tell she was in total shock that won and was soooooooo happy to get it. With Angelina it's more like I got this, but BITCH didn't so ha fucking ha. Kate Winslet has always been my favorite actress and seems really sweet. Good for her. I hope she gets an Oscar.

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Submitted by Eddie on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:11pm.
Brad's a little bitch and probably would have turned around if she wasn't there

Totally! You know she was probably whispering in his ear...."Nu-uh-uh Bradley, don't you remember how he called me cold last year??!! ME!!! Fuck him, doesn't he know who he's dealing with? Now be a good bitch and do what I say and I might give you back your balls for a few hours tonight".

foosrock - her "energy", what's that when it's at home? Calor gas? Brangelina ignored Seacrest cos they are "The King and Queen of Hollywood" don't you all know???! They are celluloid deities and do not behave in the way other film stars do, e.g. by talking to reporters (unless there's one gigantic fee involved and guaranteed positive coverage for eternity of course). And as for the popularity of Ange Ho and Ball-less wonder, I think it would actually be much worse if it wasn't for him. He's Tim-nice-but-dim and has been a major star for years, I'm pretty sure most of Hollywood likes him. If it wasn't for him I'm sure she'd be even less popular than she is already. So, in other words, if they ever split, God help her!

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Seacrest probably has more $ than they do anyways
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Crystal2's picture

Angelina should give Gaycrest another chance. The gays love Angelina. When I was in college they had Angelina movie night. She could fix him up on a date with her brother James Haven.

breaktheleash's picture

Yeah, we all make fun of Seacrest, but for those two twats to snub him the way they did... That was too much - St. Angelina has definitely got some shitty karma coming her way. And the whole world is blowing up over this - I LOVE Kate Winslet - she is my new hero. The "OTHER ONE". God I love her.

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I'm Team Seacrest on this one. They were rude to ignore the host of the show.
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Farrah's picture

YAY! we gots JJ Loonies in DA HOUZE!!
tell me, little Angie Ho luvah, how do you feel about us hos kicking your "holer than thou"ass on the Weblogs Awards?
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