Tuesday, January 13th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 12th!
After the prince died, Dopey was more than happy to take care of business, especially when Snow White agreed to become a blonde. - rockylife1968
Runners-up:
Fame finally pays off for David Archuleta - randy1
"since you been gnome, I can breed for the first time" - Moose-knuckle
Click here to see the NSFW version of this sexiness and also another pic. Yoooow! Kelly Clarkson!
Thanks Krystal
Congrats! Those are funny.
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Bye! Good
Congroots funny buggerz!! :)
OMG, that cheating bastard! That's not a bowling ball, it's my husband!
Very funny, weiners!
A bridesmaid once again. Congrats Rock!
Anyone notice that one of the users from that forum in the link has the username 'Rick James?' It figures, eh?
And many congratulations to the winners for their brilliant captions.
Moose-Knuckle, thy name is genius...:)
Congrats to the winners, Moose: I told ya! LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Giggling like a spaz over Moose-knuckle's entry!
Heh. I said "entry".
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Nicely done winners - congrats!!
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Haha! I really liked Moose-Knuckle's!
But as I said - I'm a sucker for a bad pop song...
;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
Pose Like a Chola
VOTE FOR MK EVERY DAY!
Wow! I don't want to hear the song again!
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It would have been safer for Eric to take the baloon ride!
Bet he knows how to use that tongue of his!!!!
Money can't buy you La Pequena but it sure can get you Hilary Duff.
"Your wallet must be THIS TALL to ride this ride"
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
When the worlds of dwarf tossing and firing ping pong balls out of your vagina collide
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
She hasn't seen anything this big since Chyna's clit dick
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
The Leprechaun told me, at the end of every rainbow is a whore with hair o' gold.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
that is a charity fuck.
I'm not sending MK any more of my baby pictures.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I know Angelina Jolie likes to brag about how close her kids are to one another, but this is ridiculous.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Ok, I could not see the pics, just conversations from Army Amy or whatever is her name or how the little dude is awesome. Nothing about how great he is in bed, just that he is a great man. LOL. All I wanted was the NSFW pics but I got a whole tour of the bunny ranch site, lucky for me the Shinning is on and I can just forget, or try to. ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Hilary Duff likes her men hung like light switches.
This is what keeps me up at night wondering how this fuckery exists.
This is why I cry.
Oh how I cry.
first, i'm gonna fuck your tiny little asshole. then, i'm gonna fuck you.
This is the last known photo of Eric the Midget pre-coitus with Air Force Amy. AFA reported that ETM had fallen in the gaping hole between her legs early in the act. A search party attempted to find Eric but the search was called off after several hours. He is presumed dead. Haz-mat teams are being called in to recover the body.
If you think thats bad..you should see the video of him in a giant condom and they pull him outta her ass.
The saying "Elbows deep" is finally put to the test.
that is farking right off!!! u have reached a new low michael k....loves it!
He's small enough to fit in a hamsters ass.
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I can't believe that's what happened to the Kelly Clarkson t-shirt I donated to Goodwill.
baba booey! baba booey! baba booey!
Ryan Seacrest is determined to prove to the world he is, in fact, NOT gay.
Bitch is gonna fuck this little person over worse than Dlisters on La Pequeña.
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Kelly Clarkson's version of Disturbia
Found a peanut,
Found a peanut,
Found a peanut last night...
Last night I found a peanut,
Found a peanut last night...
It was rotten,
It was rotten,
It was rotten last night,
Last night it was rotten,
It was rotten last night...
Ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway last night,
Last night I ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway last night...
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Sadly, another grade schooler is forced to sleep with his perverted teacher.
Midget-sized dildo's now available at F Street.
Damn those Craigslist ads. When she said her name was Thumbalina I thought it referred to her size ..not what she does with her giant thumb.
The little midget that could.
The Airforce loves Dunkin Donuts' Munchkins.
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WHEN did Rojo use the ginge for good? She could have used her self as an emergancy cone at an accident to divert traffic NO!!! NEVER!!! She just sits there!--Tookinstein
I work for peanuts.
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WHEN did Rojo use the ginge for good? She could have used her self as an emergancy cone at an accident to divert traffic NO!!! NEVER!!! She just sits there!--Tookinstein
"I was looking for something in a 80's french elegance headboard, and they threw in this cute little guy for free if I bought the warranty!"
Who said you couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of fifties?
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the "make a wish" foundations most requested dying wish.
The new season of The Bachelor proves to be much more challenging and requires hands-on participation. First girl to lose her lunch gets sent home packing.
"we met at the spearmint rhino in vegas 3 years ago..I accidentally used him as a dildo for my floor show..and the rest is history."
should have gone through with the abortion
Tim Tebow. Gators. Future Hall of Famer
Hey screw covering my nipple, I think the lil freak dropped a duece in my bed...