Tuesday, January 13th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 12th!
After the prince died, Dopey was more than happy to take care of business, especially when Snow White agreed to become a blonde. - rockylife1968
Runners-up:
Fame finally pays off for David Archuleta - randy1
"since you been gnome, I can breed for the first time" - Moose-knuckle
Click here to see the NSFW version of this sexiness and also another pic. Yoooow! Kelly Clarkson!
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Finally, an all-you-can-eat salad bar that he doesn't need help in reaching.
"I can't believe I'm paying to watch this feed!"
Wonder how Prince Hot Ginge would describe this.
So when David Arquette tells Courtney that he and Lisa Kudrow are just "Friends", should I expect to hear two drum beats and a cymbal crash?
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"Corny situations call for corny measures."
I, for one, am offended! I gave him that shirt when he stayed over at Christmas!
(said Kelly Clarkson)
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Oh God! Professor Flitdick has a porn site???
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
Um....for the record:The little dicked guy spells it V-E-R-N-E,
I am Vern.
Carry on.
Kelly Clarkson, eat your heart out!
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Goldilocks wanted to show that bitch Snow White how to make Grumpy not-so-grumpy anymore.
Fuck off, Ken! They're filming midgets!
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Fuck off, Ken! They're filming midgets!
Little Person, Big Whore.
Now, THATS what you call a yeast infection!
These and more outtakes are included in the special features for "Little People: Big World" Season 1 DVD.
Peter Dicklage
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
I think 'Yoooooow! KellyClarkson!' just about covers it...
We're all the same size lying down. Or not.
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
The first of three print ads for the new Equal Opportunity Fucker Barbie.
The sex tape we never needed to see…Jodie Marsh and Jordan Prentice!
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
After the prince died, Dopey was more than happy to take care of business, especially when Snow White agreed to become a blonde.
<"Submitted by randy1 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:29pm.
Fame finally pays off for David Archuleta.">
That is beyond perfect.
Air Force Amy takes the Eric the Midget real doll for its inaugural ride
The personification of the phrase "hotdog down a hallway"
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
ha ha these are all so funny
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Auntie Em was never the same after looking at some of Dorothy's vacation pics.
Stop trying Tom Cruise, we still think you're gay
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Old pics of Pamela Anderson and Tiny Lee...
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Yo soy la pequena Ice T!
If I was Kelly Clarkson I'd print this shit onto a huge canvas and hang it above my fireplace.
Jetset lifestyle, paparazzi shots on luxury boats, a topmodel wife...
The only thing left for Nicolas Sarkozy to achieve celeb status was the sex tape with Paris.
I've seen the movie - unfortunately whenever she's on top it looks like she's giving birth.
Not a caption: Why did I click on that link? Why?
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
When spooning becomes ladling.
Air Force Amy + Eric the Midget = Air Force Icky
Look at the size of that dick on that shemale!!!
Nice try going incognito to the Bunny Ranch, Vern. I recognize that nub anywhere.
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"Fox News - We swing to the right more than Ann Coulter's strap-on"
~Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
He may be small but he packs a wallop.
Looks like "Big Papa" turned out to be a "Little Person".
Jerry, tell her about shrinkage, Who knew a little finger covered so much on Eric the Midget.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Clay Aikens fans have taken this a little too far!!
Take that Brad and "the other one"...Gaycrest scored and they went home empty handed!
When your baby starts wearing clothes its time to snip that umbilical cord.
Vern would you stop with the publicity. Nobody cares to see you naked...
You know your an amazon when you boob is bigger than someone's head!
Awww he likes it with the Lights & Socks On
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got a tiny willy just for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
I hope you havent got an STD.
Not a caption: Weirdness - that link is a full page of the same pics over and over again...
Um...I gots nothing. It's just perfect all by itself, already. Yeesh!
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In Darla's spare time she likes to dress sexy and "make it" with her Kelly Clarkson doll.
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Now this is a "Beautiful Disaster"!
Ironically, Kelly wore an Eric the Midget shirt during her shift at the Bunny Ranch.
See what inbreeding does? Jessica Simpson releases first photo of her love Child with Papa Joe.