Who Is Hot Slut Of The Year?
The time has arrived! After ten million rounds and eleventy gazillion votes, we finally have a final 3! Now is the time to vote for who will go on to the final 2. I'm joking. This is IT it. You already know La Pequeña, Spaghetti Cat and Rojo Caliente intimately, so I don't need to tell you about them. But I do need to tell you that this is the most important decision you will make this year. Okay, second most after which candy bar you should eat for a 5pm snack. Go for the Almond Joy. Almonds have protein, right?
You have until Friday to vote. And then I will announce the greatest slut of our time (aka 2008). There will be a lavish ceremony and international supermodel Phoebe Price will pass her crown and bestow a few words of wisdom on our newest leader. Not really, I'll probably just make a low-budget gif or some shit.
Voting is in the sidebar to the right. Vote with your life!
WTHey??? Sketti Cat was at 46%, now 45%! How is that possible?huh.
VOTE for the Cat before it's too late!!!! 8)~~
k I gotta find a pizza crust recipe now.
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Spaghetti Cat all the way!!!
WHY ISN'T ROJO WINNING!!!!?????!!!!
Noooooo! Not Spaghetti Cat! What-the-fuck-ever!
TEAM ROJO! Come on, people.
RO-JO! RO-JO! RO-JO! RO-JO!
Looks like spag cat is our new hot slut..this just shows that MK doesn't rig the voting because he would never let this spaghetti cat fuckery happen! If he rigged it, Rojo would have 99% of the votes.
41% - 46% again? I don't think I've seen the percentage numbers change once as the vote totals go up.
What the hell is going on? Why is a still beating that hot piece Rojo? It's a fix, I tell thee, even more than Bush's.
Ungrateful bastards and haters voting for anything other than Rojo.
Spaghetti Cat is my lord and saviour and he should be yours, too.
Team Spaghetti Cat!
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Please god, I don't ask for much... LET ROJO WIN!!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!
"now you all have numbers, so we're going to do this alphabetically"
Either la pequeña or spaghetti cat have to win
why is Rojo (fuck, I don't even know her real name anymore because of MK lmaooooo) behind that damn lazy ass pussy?!?! Rojo deserves this shit!!
Submitted by cellie strvz on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 9:19am.
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Ok, I was ignoring you but now you're SO reported.
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Don't give up! If you wanna vote for Pequena then vote for her! ACK!
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This sucks. I'm so depressed!
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You're right!!!
Really my heart belongs to Abandoned Couch, but La Pequena would be my second choice. However. since it seems like all hope has been lost, I think it should be Rojo also, not some pussy from FoxNews!
Well I think that if any of these sluts have earned HSOTY it's def La Pequeña. Unfortch that boat's sailed, homegirl's not going to win.
Spaghetti Cat is a lazy bitch, who we're never going to see again because his show got cancelled. Plus do we really want someone representing us that can't even afford spaghetti sauce?
I'm going for Rojo. She may not give a condom full of walnuts about us. But she brings glamour and joy into our lives without even meaning too. Come on scorned La Pequeña voter and Rojo fans rally rally! ROJO! ROJO! ROJO!
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I mean everything I say. It's my besetting sin
For me it can only be the bastard offspring of Colombo and Prince Hot Ginge, that is Rojo Caliente!
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"I can resist everything but temptation"
I'm in the minority and I don't care, but I'm voting for La Pequena because he's so pretty and his guitar player/dance partner in the mask is hot. He should be the hot slut of the year IMO. I mean come on! What's hotter than this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iShb6NBtCI4&NR=1
spaghetti cat must truimph! Rojo is my second choice...forget La Pequena!
I really want ROJO or La Paquena to win, just to see if they have speeches!
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The Michael Cera tween voters from last year are totally doing all the voting for spaghetti cat. My first love and top pick from the very start was the beautiful La Pequena, but I guess she won't make it after all...*grouch face*. The ones who pulled through for PP last year need to pull through for at least one of our other shining stars! By using the cheat method from last year.. :D
I decided I am not going to vote! the decision is tooooo hard! on one hand La pequena entertained me so much this past few months on the other hand, Rojo wears jackets.
what a girl to do?
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:35pm
What Rojo Caliente song? I dunno nothing about it.
I must again remind you all about the pequena sidekick, machine, give them a chance!____________________________________________
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whats with people not voting for la Pequena?? :-(
this truly sucks.
Ok, so I totally can't be trusted around bad pop music. Although my heart still belongs to La Pequena, I'm now totally addicted to that Rojo Caliente song. *sigh*
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I voted for La Pequena, a piece of Chile for dlisted. I am in awe she/he is so behind. Did you guys forget about his dances with Machine?
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:45pm.
@ Mr. President--
I'm urging you to reconsider your vote. Listen to reason.
"Rojo never used her Ginge for good? WHEN, I ask, WHEN did Rojo use the ginge for good? She could have used her self as an emergancy cone at an accident to divert traffic NO!!! NEVER!!! She just sits there!
Spaghetti cat made me laugh...was featured on SOUP and Joel french kissed Spaghetti Cat..."
Vote for the Cat!!
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AMEN SISTA! Plus Sketti cat eats sketti...I mean, wow, that's like totally cool *texting friends about how cool it is*...Ok,like, I said it was cool you guys can totally get off my ass now...*rolling eyes*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:50pm.
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No worries, Hon. They'll delete this if it's "offensive." I think they were tired of all the cat fighting in the posts..etc.
At any rate, if your DIL has a good therapist she'll lead her to see everything you just said. Half the struggle for her is over, imo, if she's looking for answers outside the relationship then she's on her way.
You're a great mom and a terrific feminine advisor...Beyond that, you've got a huge heart. Much like La Pequeña or Rojo... lol a little..and ON/T many xoxoxoxo's!
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:18pm.
Hi Nitty - thanks for the info. I can't let that cat win!!
Thanks for your post the other night. It was really thoughtful of you. I think that my son's "two year commitment phobia" just kicked in (they're not married but were living together). Yes, people, I'm off topic. You're voting for a freaking CAT, so skip the rest of this. :)
I'm just going to tell her, lovingly, that he won't change and that she should probably make a decision based on that fact. She's trying to change herself (in therapy) to accept his non-affectionate ways. That's what really worries me - been there, done that, got screwed up by it.
You're such a sweetheart for still thinking of me.
Thanks everyone else, too.
Carry on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upBJ63qGwY
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:34pm.
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Dammit! I wish I were into cats with worms, cuz I'd bribe you in 12 ways that were illegal in 38 states.
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
We have until Friday to decide on HSOTY.
It's still not too late for La Pequena.
*tries to cyber block any other vote but LaP*
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I have no idea who to vote for...maybe I'll try to sell my vote on ebay!...well that didn't work out so well for that guy from Illinois, hmm...
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:13pm.
Hey, wait a minute! How many times can we vote?
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Hey, Sally♥. You can vote once per log in. But, if you're not logged in, you can vote every minute or so.
Everything work out with you DIL the other night? *keeping good thoughts for you and yours still*
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:13pm.
Hey, wait a minute! How many times can we vote?
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Just once. It's tracked by ip address.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Hey, wait a minute! How many times can we vote?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upBJ63qGwY
I don't understand WHY Rojo is not on top. It's her natural position. She has to come from behind, also her natural position. THIS IS NOT RIGHT!
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Sghetti cat has the cuteness-icon factor going but Rojo done stole muh heart and sometimes you have to follow your heart. Damnit.
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A little Birdie told me she'd make a vid JUST for us if she wins! Camon! Rojo don't even know who we are!!!
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I promise to make a vid if the cat wins. Just for you.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Aww, I go away for a few days, only to come back and find La Pequeña (MK's mini-fantasy) having her ass kicked by a cat with worms and a ginge chick wearing a men's warehouse suit and sporting faux-wood. Where's the MK love?!
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:12pm.
Oh Deb,
How bittersweet. I just watched the video with a lone tear sliding down my cheek (not really, I was laughing my ass off) at the prospect of not crowning her Hot Slut. It would be such a tragedy to not have the chance to see La Pequena lying in the tub wrapped in a Dlisted Hot Slut sash and tiara!
Yes Madam s, it would have been fun to have PP giving up her dlisted crown( somebody find some kinda shit for her head) to LaP. But I guess that's never going to happen now.
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Why is Rojo not winning??? Excuse her beauty! I really need to see her as HSOTY - she is the epitome of true glamour. No matter what the weather, she makes the sun come out when I see her blinding ginge locks glistening, seemingly just for me.
VOTE FOR ROJO!!
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I can't believe the way you fuckers jump ship! DAMN! Dontcha know about the little engine that could or Helen Keller or that Brazilian Soccer team in that accident (wait - bad example)???
JEEZ! She still has a chance - we have the week don't we?
LA PEQUENA FTW!!! NEVER SAY DIE!
A little Birdie told me she'd make a vid JUST for us if she wins! Camon! Rojo don't even know who we are!!!
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@ Mr. President--
I'm urging you to reconsider your vote. Listen to reason.
"Rojo never used her Ginge for good? WHEN, I ask, WHEN did Rojo use the ginge for good? She could have used her self as an emergancy cone at an accident to divert traffic NO!!! NEVER!!! She just sits there!
Spaghetti cat made me laugh...was featured on SOUP and Joel french kissed Spaghetti Cat..."
Vote for the Cat!!
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WHEN did Rojo use the ginge for good? She could have used her self as an emergancy cone at an accident to divert traffic NO!!! NEVER!!! She just sits there!--Tookinstein
Don't be so quick to abandon 'what the fuck was I thinking' by Jennie Owen Youngs as a potential new theme. I personally think it will be very apt.
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Yes. I will use that one if Sketti Cat wins. *SIGH!*
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I'll warm up photoshop and get started then shall I?
*snidley snicker*
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
@ Tookinstein--
You make so much sense. I wish I could change my vote now, and rally behind The Cat.
Instead, I have immortalized your wisdom in my siggie.
All you Rojo supporters, read it and weep!!
xo
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WHEN did Rojo use the ginge for good? She could have used her self as an emergancy cone at an accident to divert traffic NO!!! NEVER!!! She just sits there!--Tookinstein
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:20pm.
Speaking of a sash and tiara, behold La Pequena Sarah Palin!
Exactly Deb. LaP is an Oscar worthy performer and like Sheeps said would make a vid for Dlisted!
I just don't get it.
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If it ain't DA PUPPEHS, it's gonna be a KITTEH who eats SPAGETTEH and not some GINGEH who eats PUSSEH, cuz quite frankly, Prince Hot Ginge has that category covered in my book. So fuck you all very much, but...SKETTI, SKETTI, SKETTI! Oh and that freakin' midget is just CREEPEH!
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Oh yeah. Like... no way EH?
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Sketti Cat: What have you done for me lately? NOTHING. You are a lazy bitch and don't deserve to win.
La Pequena: She works hard for the fame, if not the money. But she is too creepy for my taste.
Rojo Caliente: Hot, hot, hot. She deserves the win, hands down. Think of it this way...are we going to be seeing more sketti cat during the rest of 2009? Hell, no. But do we want to see more Rojo? Hell, yes.