Who Is Hot Slut Of The Year?
The time has arrived! After ten million rounds and eleventy gazillion votes, we finally have a final 3! Now is the time to vote for who will go on to the final 2. I'm joking. This is IT it. You already know La Pequeña, Spaghetti Cat and Rojo Caliente intimately, so I don't need to tell you about them. But I do need to tell you that this is the most important decision you will make this year. Okay, second most after which candy bar you should eat for a 5pm snack. Go for the Almond Joy. Almonds have protein, right?
You have until Friday to vote. And then I will announce the greatest slut of our time (aka 2008). There will be a lavish ceremony and international supermodel Phoebe Price will pass her crown and bestow a few words of wisdom on our newest leader. Not really, I'll probably just make a low-budget gif or some shit.
Voting is in the sidebar to the right. Vote with your life!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:21pm.
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Tiger, you kill me. I luvz ya!
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Rojo doesn't even want to win and won't wear the tiara proudly (jewelry is too girly). S-Cat is a typically aloof CAT--like it doesn't even know we exist. Moreover, S-Cat supports censorship: it's the cute symbol of all the dirty words and deeds they should show on prime-time network TV. But La Pequena will make a video to honor his or her win and post it on YouTube.
that hungry pussy better win, dammit!!!
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ABANDONED COUCH - FOREVER HOT SLUT '08 IN MY HEART
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
The problem with leisure,
what to do
for pleasure?
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:30pm.
Mine was a grudge vote. If people had voted for the PUPPEHS or voted for the couch I may have relented and voted for rofo or the little person but now? No fucking way.
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I hear ya, tits, and raise you a nipple (what? so it makes no sense it sounds witty and sexy at the same time)...That life saving abandoned couch IS a hot slut, but the PUPPEHS....DA PUPPEHS...Yes, these eliminations mean you whores have no heart! If it ain't DA PUPPEHS, it's gonna be a KITTEH who eats SPAGETTEH and not some GINGEH who eats PUSSEH, cuz quite frankly, Prince Hot Ginge has that category covered in my book. So fuck you all very much, but...SKETTI, SKETTI, SKETTI! Oh and that freakin' midget is just CREEPEH!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Speaking of a sash and tiara, behold La Pequena Sarah Palin!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV8uEzGuvfc&feature=related
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:09pm.
I just went up there last year. Email me. Mrs K will pass on my info.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
SKETTI KAT! SKETTI KAT! SKETTI KAT! MEOW MEOW HISS!
If SKETTI KAT doesn't win, this voting is more crooked than Olympic ice dancing.
Hummmmmm....who of the vote tally-ers are into a little graft and corruption?
SKETTI SKETTI SKETTI SKETTI!!!!!!!!!!!!
*kitty kat howls insert here!*
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:12pm.
Madam s, you have me choking up now. La Pequena has EARNED that sash and tiara! Maybe during the ceremony, Machine could crown her. Waddaya think?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Sketti cat *like Monty Python* is a dead cat.
I can't believe La Pequena is losing this badly.
Ok, forget about LP, vote for Rojo!
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Mr. President,
I like how your ears perked up at the mention of bribes. Make La Pequena happen and we'll talk.
Look, I don't normally post that often.. but I've had a bad year, and I'm poor and jobless and scared, and I need the healing rays of Rojo's happiness (at winning Hot Slut of the Mutha Humpin' Year) to shine on me, and make me whole again.
You know what you have to do: Vote Rojo!!!
"now you all have numbers, so we're going to do this alphabetically"
Oh Deb,
How bittersweet. I just watched the video with a lone tear sliding down my cheek (not really, I was laughing my ass off) at the prospect of not crowning her Hot Slut. It would be such a tragedy to not have the chance to see La Pequena lying in the tub wrapped in a Dlisted Hot Slut sash and tiara!
Did someone say bribes? Perhaps La Paquena still has a shot, after all.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Give it up, people. It's game over for La Paquena. We need to rally behind Rojo and stop Spaghetti Cat before it's too late.
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Team Rojo!
mike,
I'm willing to do some bribing if it comes to that.
By the way... I'm glad I had a chance to bookmark that great link you had before you took it down. I'm trying to figure out the best time of year to visit that area for the best odds of seeing the northern lights. Those time lapse photos are fantastic.
Madam s, I agree! I submit "La Pequena Hillary Clinton". It's a solo piece, not Machine, no nerds. But it is a tour de force that cracks me up every time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VHQS5q6je0
You cannot resist the power of La Pequena!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
submitted by madam s. on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:03pm.
We need to get Farrah to rally those in Chile! She claims to have connections.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:33pm.
PS. I downloaded that song anyway cuz I'm pretty sure it's gotta be my next theme song...*sigh*
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Don't be so quick to abandon 'what the fuck was I thinking' by Jennie Owen Youngs as a potential new theme. I personally think it will be very apt.
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Yes. I will use that one if Sketti Cat wins. *SIGH!*
♥ ThreadKilla!
Pose Like a Chola
VOTE FOR MK EVERY DAY!
SPAGHETTI CAT For EVAH!!!!! This is coming from the same "banal" person that voted for an abandoned sofa.....yes, Abandoned Sofa...I will Always love you.....Rojo never used her Ginge for good? WHEN, I ask, WHEN did Rojo use the ginge for good? She could have used her self as an emergancy cone at an accident to divert traffic NO!!! NEVER!!! She just sits there!
Spaghetti cat made me laugh...was featured on SOUP and Joel french kissed Spaghetti Cat...well that is prolly cos Joel never gets lucky and he's just settling...so Speghetti Cat does good!
I VOTE SPAGHETTI CAT!!!
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists panty raided my house and stole my granny panties - I WANT THEM BACK!!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:33pm.
PS. I downloaded that song anyway cuz I'm pretty sure it's gotta be my next theme song...*sigh*
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Don't be so quick to abandon 'what the fuck was I thinking' by Jennie Owen Youngs as a potential new theme. I personally think it will be very apt.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
We La Pequena hardcore fans are going to have to rally and spread the word to help our little glamorous friend make the comeback of the century!
Submitted by justjane on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:08pm.
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Yeah, all the tweens I've seen are obsessed with spaghetti cat. It would be a crime if dlisted supported a tween trend!
It's sad how much I'm rallying for HSOTY but..I don't care. DOWN WITH SPAGHETTI CAT!!! Ok, I'm done.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:33pm.
Viva La Pequeña!
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I'm with you on this one.....La Pequena works hard for the money.
I love you Sketti Cat and always will - that's why I voted for you, but Rojo's smile is so . . . hypnotic.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
...if you poke me do I not chuckle then punch you in the head??
Submitted by RichBitch on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:49pm.
Giving the limelight to unheralded people is what being a Hot Slut is all about after all!
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Exactly! Everyone needs to know the true meaning of what it takes to be a hot slut.
Sartastic: You are so right. Spaghetti Cat is way over-exposed. The 11 year olds at my daughters middle school are way into him. That's way to banal for dlisted. Why not a Jonas bro then?
LaPequena is the most unique and perverse.
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are you saying we are "banal" for voting with our hearts and gentials? This is STILL D-Listed....we proudly wear our "banal-ness" with pride and vomit all over it after a night of "boinking, bonging and boozing".....
we are a simple folk. We have posable thumbs and we use rocks to crack our food with...oh shit that was apes....well fuck it WE DO THAT TOO.....
If we vote for a "cat that just sits there" we do it because most of us have nothing better else to do. Plus I wanna see M.K. gif of Phoebe Price handing er crown to a cat with speghetti...
Call me "banal"....it is better then what I've been called in the past..for that, I thank you.
really though...I was drunk last night and I drank what M.K. recommended to sober up Windex and Redbull and I ended up running around the city several times....I hyperventilated and past out on my front yard with the neighbors dog humping my leg....I hope that was my leg!
I digress....
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists are sniffing me!!!
PS. I downloaded that song anyway cuz I'm pretty sure it's gotta be my next theme song...*sigh*
♥ ThreadKilla!
Pose Like a Chola
VOTE FOR MK EVERY DAY!
I'm counting on Farrah to rally the Chilean vote for La Pequeña.
Viva La Pequeña!
Aurora Replays:
http://www.astronomynorth.com/Replay2008.html
People. Do we really want THIS as our theme song???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI4kQPzcoTk
I betcha we don't!
And as for the cat - it just sits there!
PLEASE try to think of our future - a whole year of posts about Cynthia Nixon's family or a cat that just sits there and does nothing...? Really?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Pose Like a Chola
VOTE FOR MK EVERY DAY!
Mine was a grudge vote. If people had voted for the PUPPEHS or voted for the couch I may have relented and voted for rofo or the little person but now? No fucking way.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Where's the Rojo love?
Are you people serious??? La Pequena works hard for her money and you people are going to vote for the cat??? Damn, didn't know the world was so cold!
for the love of GOD, please vote for Rojo!!
That cat won't care, but this would make Rojo's YEAR!!!
"now you all have numbers, so we're going to do this alphabetically"
Rojo is losing to a cat...this is some Benjamin Buttons shit!!!!!
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:10pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:06pm.
Actually, I had it once at an Italian/Chinese fusion restaurant and it wasn't bad. The pasta was a little overcooked, but the cat was delicious.
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Hahahahahahhaha! And I thought your tastes veered to gnawing on beef jerky strips and worn tyre treads. Well Mr Prez, I'm impressed.
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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:06pm.
Actually, I had it once at an Italian/Chinese fusion restaurant and it wasn't bad. The pasta was a little overcooked, but the cat was delicious.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Sartastic: You are so right. Spaghetti Cat is way over-exposed. The 11 year olds at my daughters middle school are way into him. That's way to banal for dlisted. Why not a Jonas bro then?
LaPequena is the most unique and perverse.
Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:02pm.
I vote for Spaghetti Cat... to be thrown into rush hour traffic. LaPaquena is way behind so it's time for all the anti-Sketti votes to rally behind Rojo. Team Rojo
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Just so I'm clear on this: You don't like Spaghetti Cat?
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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.
I vote for Spaghetti Cat... to be thrown into rush hour traffic. LaPaquena is way behind so it's time for all the anti-Sketti votes to rally behind Rojo. Team Rojo!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 7:53pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:52pm.
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Pssht...That lil' fucker? That's a meal? That's like you eating a pea and calling that dinner! That lil bastid ain't no meal....Now Rojo? That's a meal! A real stick to your ribs big ol' bull dyke blue plate special! La Pequeña? A light snack...I'd like to keep them around, and I can't EAT The Hot Slut of The Year! You whores would shit your mom jeans! So, I have to vote for SKETTI, SKETTI, SKETTI...Plus it's a CAT that eats SKETTI! What's not to lurve?
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Tiger I agree re : Rojo. She is a solid all-you-can-eat buffet at Slurp, Burp and Munch (an actual resto).
That mangy stunned mullet of a cat? He's a precious nouveau cuisine dish that costs $40.00, that you cut up swallow in un bite. All sizzle and no steak.
La Pequena? Definitely a spicy little affaire that burns going down and reappears suddenly in various ghastly forms 3 or 4 hours later.
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Ah, yes Joe...Wiser words were never spoken...Let's just hope the voters listen...SKETTI, SKETTI, SKETTI!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:52pm.
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Pssht...That lil' fucker? That's a meal? That's like you eating a pea and calling that dinner! That lil bastid ain't no meal....Now Rojo? That's a meal! A real stick to your ribs big ol' bull dyke blue plate special! La Pequeña? A light snack...I'd like to keep them around, and I can't EAT The Hot Slut of The Year! You whores would shit your mom jeans! So, I have to vote for SKETTI, SKETTI, SKETTI...Plus it's a CAT that eats SKETTI! What's not to lurve?
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Tiger I agree re : Rojo. She is a solid all-you-can-eat buffet at Slurp, Burp and Munch (an actual resto).
That mangy stunned mullet of a cat? He's a precious nouveau cuisine dish that costs $40.00, that you cut up swallow in un bite. All sizzle and no steak.
La Pequena? Definitely a spicy little affaire that burns going down and reappears suddenly in various ghastly forms 3 or 4 hours later.
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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.
Submitted by Nippy on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 7:37pm.
Rojo!!! The Hotness of Rojo was first recognized by Michael K, and MK only. She is the D-Listed ORIGINAL and deserves to be HSOTY.
Spaghetti Cat was launched by The Mike and Juliet Show. Although charming, it's not emblematic of the D-L community.
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TEAM ROJO!!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 7:28pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:52pm.
La pequena a light snack? That's a snack that will def try to eat you back..and I'm not sure I'm down with the little people thing.
Let's quietly sweep LP under the rug and then call in Stanley Steemer.
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Aw, lil' peeps is delicious...you know like Dunkin' Donuts Munchkins...Tastey, just tiny...Yes, you end up eating more of those lil' fuckers than you would if your dumb ass just had a regular donut, same with little peeps...*poking tiger pudge...giving Sheeps the side eye*, but they are delicious none the less...However, nothin' beats a big ol' bull dyke steak with spicy seasoning....*licking tiger chops*...Yeah....Carne de Rojo Caliente....You can't make that Hot Slut of the Year! That's Blue Plate Special of the Year!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Rojo!!! The Hotness of Rojo was first recognized by Michael K, and MK only. She is the D-Listed ORIGINAL and deserves to be HSOTY.
Spaghetti Cat was launched by The Mike and Juliet Show. Although charming, it's not emblematic of the D-L community.
I think Rojo has a lovely natural blush to her cheek. Either that or she has Rosacea, but I'm not judgin.
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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.
VIVA LA PEQUENA!
I dare you to watch La Pequena Sarah Palin (La Pequena Amy Winehouse) and not vote for her!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:52pm.
La pequena a light snack? That's a snack that will def try to eat you back..and I'm not sure I'm down with the little people thing.
Let's quietly sweep LP under the rug and then call in Stanley Steemer.
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codenames La Choy and Bacos.
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 7:08pm.
No idea where Mike is but Farrah has probably taken my advice (scroll down) and is comforting Machine.
Please, since my choice is obviously not going to win, could the ones who haven't voted yet ditch the cat and go Rojo. Thanking you, in advance. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upBJ63qGwY
This racket is a travesty. Where are mike and Farrah and the people with some sense who know what's what?