Who Is Hot Slut Of The Year?
The time has arrived! After ten million rounds and eleventy gazillion votes, we finally have a final 3! Now is the time to vote for who will go on to the final 2. I'm joking. This is IT it. You already know La Pequeña, Spaghetti Cat and Rojo Caliente intimately, so I don't need to tell you about them. But I do need to tell you that this is the most important decision you will make this year. Okay, second most after which candy bar you should eat for a 5pm snack. Go for the Almond Joy. Almonds have protein, right?
You have until Friday to vote. And then I will announce the greatest slut of our time (aka 2008). There will be a lavish ceremony and international supermodel Phoebe Price will pass her crown and bestow a few words of wisdom on our newest leader. Not really, I'll probably just make a low-budget gif or some shit.
Voting is in the sidebar to the right. Vote with your life!
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Pobre Pequena is losing!
Damn you MK for giving us the worst and best final round in the history of forever!
Anyway, Rojo Caliente FTW! Bitch better win or else the fire will burn out!
It's down to Spaghetti Cat and Rojo! I'm torn. :{
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:36pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:34pm.
@ Tigger--
I totes saw you licking your chops after you chanted that. You want to make a meal of that little black pussy don't you??
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Pssht...That lil' fucker? That's a meal? That's like you eating a pea and calling that dinner! That lil bastid ain't no meal....Now Rojo? That's a meal! A real stick to your ribs big ol' bull dyke blue plate special! La Pequeña? A light snack...I'd like to keep them around, and I can't EAT The Hot Slut of The Year! You whores would shit your mom jeans! So, I have to vote for SKETTI, SKETTI, SKETTI...Plus it's a CAT that eats SKETTI! What's not to lurve?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Rojo is the most beautiful woman in the world.
Rojo will totally understand people choosing pussy over her.
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
I did not vote for Rojo because she shuns publicity. She does not want the spotlight on her. Thus, I am respecting her wishes by not voting for her.
Besides we kittehs must stick together.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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TEAM ROJO!
Sketti K-A-T is just not that funny. Rojo is awesome. Its like Prince Harry and a home depot made sweet sweet love and made Rojo
GO GO TEAM ROJO!
(I'm so going to make a shirt that says team rojo)
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:34pm.
@ Tigger--
I totes saw you licking your chops after you chanted that. You want to make a meal of that little black pussy don't you??
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codenames La Choy and Bacos.
Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:34pm.
Stupidhero, basically I voted for the cat because the Abandoned Couch lost...it saved a life AND a car! Rojo is a big ginge dork
LMFAO
SKETTI, SKETTI, SKETTI!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Stupidhero, basically I voted for the cat because the Abandoned Couch lost...it saved a life AND a car! Rojo is a big ginge dork.
STFU!!!
ROJO FOR THE WIN!!!!
Think of what we can do for that rare phenom that is the Rojo??
She stands for everything that is holy about Hot Slut Of The Year!
Plus she loves pussies! Spaghetti Cat would have to concede to her magic!
ROJO!!!!!!
"I love Africa in general. South Africa and West Africa. They are both great countries."
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:24pm.
Spaghetti cat, cat, cat ,cat...I weep for you...
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codenames La Choy and Bacos.
Spaghetti Cat is gonna take this no joke! He/She is already ahead! I'm gonna vote for him/her @ home again for sure!!!!
STFU!!!
Okay everyone, excuse the caps just this time...
COME ON PEOPLE!!! ROJO CALIENTE IS MEANT TO BE HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!! GET VOTING NOW!!!
I concur with the fellow Dlister who doesn't understand the whole Spaghetti Cat phenomenon. Don't get me wrong, I am a cat owner (actually my overweight tabby diva of a cat owns ME) and spaghetti lover, but I too think Spaghetti Cat won't understand how incredibly important and life-changing of a role the Hot Slut/Babe of the Year title is. Getting updates on the sightings and whereabouts of Rojo Caliente this year would also excite me much more than seeing a cat sitting in front of a plate of pasta.
SO COME ON!!! ROJO FOR THE WIN!!!
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A math lesson...
Greg Leakes: Which would you rather have, 1/3 or 1/2 of something?
Nene Leakes: It depends on what that something is!
Spaghetti Cat is no longer funny to me. Hell, I haven't even seen any other photo of him besides that one! Like I said before, La Pequena is scary, but at least he does other things besides sitting in front of a plate of spaghetti. My vote is for Rojo... she is everything a hot slut should be. GO ROJO!!!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:21pm.
I thought I LOVED you!!!
*glares*
j/k I still love ya
If I can't vote for abandoned couch then I don't want to vote at all.
I have been terribly conflicted over this. This is like Sophie's Choice all over again.
I cannot fight the irresistible pull of the Ginge.
Rojo for HSOTY!!
I'm sorry, kitteh.
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codenames La Choy and Bacos.
this is turning into election night all over again! just don't let my rojo caliente get robbed of the win like john mccain!!
ROJO BEST TAKE THIS SHIT!!!
'My brother Shaka woulda wanted me to say this to ya'll don't loose sight ya'll without giving a fight.'- 'Shaka' By Q-Tip.
Oh No! Rojo Caliente HAS to WIN!!!! If she doesn't my heart will cry ginge tears, and I will sing Melissa Manchester's "Don't Cry Outloud".
I urge all of you before you vote to close your eyes and think of the mystery and splendor that is Rojo Caliente! I know the Empress of Lucite would vote for her!
I'm looking forward to shout outs Spaghetti Cat gives to DListed after voted in ;)
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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ROJO FOR THE WIN!!!!
Rojo Caliente '08!
Submitted by Sartastic on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:39pm.
I just don't understand the spaghetti cat fad. It was funny at first, but seriously, it's just the same damn picture of a cat sitting with a plate of spaghetti every time. And if we ever get updates on our hot slut throughout 2009, we'll be looking at the same picture. We'll get updates such as a new youtube video someone made with a spaghetti cat song. I need excitement in the form of hot lezzie ginges or glittery tranny midgets! They will continue to give us variety and hotness throughout the year!
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You know, that's a VERY good point! I was torn because I like all three but after reading that I realise it's pointless to vote for Spag cat.
Looks like my vote will be for Rojo as really she is the most deserving, being someone who doesn't even want to be famous! Giving the limelight to unheralded people is what being a Hot Slut is all about after all!
Yup that's it I've decided, Rojo it is!
TEAM ROJO! You know it makes sense people plus it'll make MK very happy! :D
Gosh, I'm having a really hard time choosing between Rojo Caliente and Spaghetti Cat. I mean, Rojo does have the aforementioned "it" factor, but Spaghetti Hat has that extraordinary provenance. I'm thinking, I'm thinking...
Fuck it. I'm going with Spaghetti Cat.
Submitted by Tunatown on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:30pm.
Everyone who voted for Spaghetti Cat is retarded
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Everyone named "Tunatown" is retarded, too.
Oh, btw, I copied Texndoc's AV!!! So now I can have his/her giant av at another forum. with your permission of course. I saw that someone used one of my old avie's earlier today. The fat wonder woman at mardi gras.
"Submitted by andyhatesyou on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:18pm."
so true. so if not the PUPPEHS then let it be the CAT. :)
vote Spaghetti Cat!
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Have a Nice Day
As much as I would love to support my latino/a La P., I have to vote for Rojo. Because she just has that "it" factor that makes every girl weak in their knees!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:25pm.
Hairicane, I've had it for two years and never changed it. There are two of us left (Tigerlilly). And I'm a size queen. And it irritates certain people.
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I wasn't trying to throw down with ya or nuthin'! I just want a giant av, too! I'm not irritated by it.
BTW, how'd you vote?
I just don't understand the spaghetti cat fad. It was funny at first, but seriously, it's just the same damn picture of a cat sitting with a plate of spaghetti every time. And if we ever get updates on our hot slut throughout 2009, we'll be looking at the same picture. We'll get updates such as a new youtube video someone made with a spaghetti cat song. I need excitement in the form of hot lezzie ginges or glittery tranny midgets! They will continue to give us variety and hotness throughout the year!
NO!!!!!!!!!!! Not that darned cat. How is that possible?
For all of you who voted/will vote for a CAT for Hot Slut, don't ever look at another La Pequeña video in hopes of seeing Machine. You've blown it. He won't come back. You've broken his heart. Farrah - you'll have to mend it for him. :)
Rojo, I can understand (and it was a toss-up, for me) but a CAT??!!
Team LA PEQUEÑA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upBJ63qGwY
Submitted by Tunatown on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:30pm.
Everyone who voted for Spaghetti Cat is retarded
Thanxs
I repeat.. Rojo deserves this because she isn't looking for fame. She doesn't need to deliver videos of her scoffing plates of shit she probably shouldn't be eating nor freak everyone out with crooked-ass dance moves (although the Hilary Clinton vid was special). She doesn't need to flash the goods because she is full of class yet still a slut! Very few can lay claim to these qualities.
Rojo all the way. MK and Dlisted have connections, Rojo will know she has been crowned Slut of Sluts 2008 if you bitches do the right thing.
--thanks awfully--
TexnDoc on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:25pm.
Hairicane, I've had it for two years and never changed it. There are two of us left (Tigerlilly). And I'm a size queen. And it irritates certain people.
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The fly avatar is big too. Though he/she only comes once in a while.
Everyone who voted for Spaghetti Cat is retarded. Rojo Caliente has been covered all year and SC has only been out a little while. Rojo Caliente deserves to win!!!!!!
La Pequena, solo ella da y da!
And she'll just keep on giving if we vote her HSOTY.
Get with it people!
Spaghetti Cat is everyone's bitch. We need a hot slut who can only represent dlisted! In other words, we need someone who is vastly unknown and freakishly unique.
Hairicane, I've had it for two years and never changed it. There are two of us left (Tigerlilly). And I'm a size queen. And it irritates certain people.
Hairicane, because he never changed it after MK standardized avatars. Remember when we all had different sizes? that is why Tigerlily is bigger and the fly one too.
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Submitted by stupidhero on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:24pm.
What the XXXX? I just checked back in and spaghetti cat is in the lead?
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GET USED TO IT, BABY!
KONICHIWA!!
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:23pm.
Submitted by Hairicane on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:22pm.
I've always wondered the same thing!
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LOL! I WANT A GIANT FACE AVIE, TOO!
What the fuck? I just checked back in and spaghetti cat is in the lead? I like him as much as the next person, but if we were going to pick a non-human HSOTY than Abandon Couch should have been in here, at least that couch saved someone and something!!! Rojo should be sweeping this shit. This feels like the end of the world, or at least a sign of the apocalypse to come.
Submitted by Hairicane on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:22pm.
I've always wondered the same thing!
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EVERYTHING in Texas is bigger
That freaking cat doesn't give a shit-like most cats. Give LaPequena his/her due.
To all you Sgetti Kat H8trs - the spread is not htat large. If you all go home and vote again, RC might come out ahead. OR NOT.
How come Texndoc's avie is so damn big?
NOOO!!! Fuck no! I was all excited when I saw this post, and since I had finally made the extremely important decision regarding who to vote for, I voted...and saw that fucking Spaghetti Cat is winning!! Who's voting for Spaghetti Cat? Because I might just have to eternally give you the side eye from now on. Rojo or La Pequena has to win! And I'm saddened that that little tranny midget is in 3rd place. That's a fucking crime.