Who Is Hot Slut Of The Year?
The time has arrived! After ten million rounds and eleventy gazillion votes, we finally have a final 3! Now is the time to vote for who will go on to the final 2. I'm joking. This is IT it. You already know La Pequeña, Spaghetti Cat and Rojo Caliente intimately, so I don't need to tell you about them. But I do need to tell you that this is the most important decision you will make this year. Okay, second most after which candy bar you should eat for a 5pm snack. Go for the Almond Joy. Almonds have protein, right?
You have until Friday to vote. And then I will announce the greatest slut of our time (aka 2008). There will be a lavish ceremony and international supermodel Phoebe Price will pass her crown and bestow a few words of wisdom on our newest leader. Not really, I'll probably just make a low-budget gif or some shit.
Voting is in the sidebar to the right. Vote with your life!
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Ew @ La Pequena being in last place right now. That's the hardest working bitch out of all these three bitches. Rojo comes in and out of our lives like twice every three months and expects us to be at her beck and call. And Spaghetti Cat just sits there and eats 24/7 like Mariah Carey. Meanwhle, LP brings the fresh shit on the regular. Seriously, people, give props to the TRULY DESERVING HSOTY--vote La Pequena!
I voted for the cat y'all
I voted for La Pequeña!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 4:55pm.
How the hell did the pussy beat out the gayelle and LP so far?
...it's the power of the P U S S Y!
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:18am.
Vote for MK -we're getting spanked, bitches
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Polls close Feb 13
Submitted by Newportjoey on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:16pm.
Madame S...I can send you a couple of Vicodine to tied you over the emotional trauma......Joey
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Send 'em to me at Nickelodean Studios. My dealer never has the good shit.
I voted Rojo just to see what happens. I predict a good ass-kicking, but Spaghetti cat could be lawyer'd up, too.
THE SHIBA INU 6 WERE ROBBED!
THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!
If Rojo Muy Caliente doesn't win, armageddon shall arise! (And I'm not talking about the 1998 Michael Bay film)
Madame S...I can send you a couple of Vicodine to tied you over the emotional trauma......Joey
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:11pm.
To those of you that keep saying if we vote for LP then Dlisted gets a personal thank you....THAT IS WHAT I AM AFRAID OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I KNOW!!! !QUEL HORROR!
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I voted for Rojo!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by moonunit on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:08pm.
i just cannot understand why la pequena is losing so badly
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It's the "creep" factor. No one wants to be reminded of that every day.
I call shenanigans.
Spaghetti Cat should not be winning this.
This should be a Rojo/Pequeña battle.
That said, GO La Pequeña!!!
To those of you that keep saying if we vote for LP then Dlisted gets a personal thank you....THAT IS WHAT I AM AFRAID OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Cat Go!
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:07pm.
Friendships will be lost and hearts will be broken over this shit. If I don't get my La Pequena video I will have to go onto anti-depressants.
But can't we all be friends?
"crawls away sobbing."
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Justjane - WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THE GIANTS????
Time heals all wounds, Laughter prevents scarring.
my money is on rojo caliente. yes, spagetti cat is top cat, big balls and all, but you have to give it to rojo caliente as weel, for well, being rojo caliente. tough call, but i got to go for the underdog. no pun intended.
Submitted by No Words on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 4:57pm.
Not fucking Spaghetti Cat! I hate Spaghetti Cat!
*waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*
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Don't make me come over there and slap you, woman!
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Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.
Since I love MAH BOO so much, I will have to go with the obvious:
Rojo Caliente
It's a done deal biyaches - sorry!
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It's official - Michael K. is MAH BOO!
Submitted by Hairicane on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:06pm.
well, duH.
Just go to another computer and vote from there (hint: work....home)
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like, duh.
i just cannot understand why la pequena is losing so badly -- somebody really needs to do something about this (actually like 900 people). la pequena is the only one of the three who cares enough about us to change his/her look and identity with any frequency. sure, rojo caliente is a goddess, and spaghetti cat videos have entertained us, but it's the same thing every time. god, this is horrible.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 4:59pm.
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Yours, maybe.
BUT FOR THE REST OF US, SGETTI RULES!!!
Wasn't it nice to get an acknowldgment from PP last year when Dlisted did? Come on now people when will Spaghetti Cat or Rojo Caliente ever Acknowledge this great award? HUH!!! COME ON LA PEQUENA ALL THE WAY!!
La Pequena 08! YES WE CAN!
Blanche forced me to vote for SC.....of course, if you were served rat burgers, you'd see her point.....
Love Jane Hudson
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Look, Spaghetti Cat has made headlines this year. HEADLINES! Especially on the soup with that hot piece Joel Mchale. Sorry, but I haven't heard about Caliente or Pequena in the General Media. Plus I feel like Rojo might not even know about Dlisted or appreciate the nickname if she did.
Time heals all wounds, Laughter prevents scarring.
Friendships will be lost and hearts will be broken over this shit. If I don't get my La Pequena video I will have to go onto anti-depressants.
SPASKETTI CAT!
-=meow hiss purr=-
Submitted by Stick Stickly on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:05pm.
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well, duH.
Just go to another computer and vote from there (hint: work....home)
Sketti Cat!!!!
I regret voting for Spaghetti Cat. That pussy gets too much attention. Viva Rojo Caliente!
Sgetti Kat!!
Sgetti Kat!!
Sgetti Kat!!
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Your vote can ONLY be cast in favour of Snrta. Calliente.
She gets the vote because she is the ONLY slut not searching for the spotlight, hasn't had to munch of a plate of spaghetti, hasn't had to expose her mini-peen, hasn't had to dress up as anyone else, hasn't had to dance with a fellow in bondage gear to get the nomination.
She has ascended without any gimmicks, that's how a real slut does it!! Besides, she looks so delightfully cheery all the time so reward her for her smiles bitches!
I beg of you, cast your vote for Rojo and make it count!
P.S If Rojo doesn't win, MK might well suffer a bout of depression and shut down the site so do the right thing!
--thanks awfully--
La Pequena! Have some sense, people. We could get a PERSONALIZED La Pequena performance out of this.
I have great contempt for the Pasta Cat votes. Most boring choice ever.
Nothing would make me happier for Chicken Cutlets to hand her crown to the HOTTEST SLUT OF THE YEAR SPAGHETTI CAT!!!!!! What a Pussy!
Kiss Me, Sluts!
Is this going to turn into a beat down?
" makes popcorn, taps keg."
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
CTH ahahahahahahahah why did you say that! Now I can never look at Rojo's handsome face with out seeing Dan Conner!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
I agree....Spaghetti Cat sucks ass.
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"Reggie's gonna come out here and really beat your ass."
-Kim Kardashian to paparazzi who brought up her sex tape
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch
Submitted by No Words on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 4:57pm.
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He feels the same way about you!
j/k
I picked spaghetti cat. I hope that if he wins we get a shout-out from Joel Mchale!
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Spaghetti Kat! Konichiwa!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 4:52pm.
I know, but his wittle face brings joy to my heart.
LP is kinda over for me, and rojo leaves me cold. she's just john goodman, sans penis. or maybe not.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Not fucking Spaghetti Cat! I hate Spaghetti Cat!
*waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*
Team ROJO!
spaghetti cat is the only logical choice. Rojo and LaPhatever??don't make me laugh! :)vote the Cat who eats spaghetti.
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Have a Nice Day
Team Sgetti cat!
The less I see of that creepy cross-dressing midget the better!
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
crap
i am undecided between la pequeña and spagetti cat
How the hell did the pussy beat out the gayelle and LP so far?
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Dick happens! - MK
I can't handle this kind of stress!
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Dick happens! - MK
oh decisions, decisions...i picked lp...because with lp you also get machine....that's a twofer....
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certified in knocking dicks outta mouths...
CTh since when was CUTE a requirement for being a SLUT? ♥♥♥;P Damn you cat people are going to make it a landslide
ROJO OR LAP ALL THE WAY
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
MEOOOOOW...That pussy diva needs to live on!
Go Spaghetti Cat!