Monday, January 12th 2009

Who Is Hot Slut Of The Year?

The time has arrived! After ten million rounds and eleventy gazillion votes, we finally have a final 3! Now is the time to vote for who will go on to the final 2. I'm joking. This is IT it. You already know La Pequeña, Spaghetti Cat and Rojo Caliente intimately, so I don't need to tell you about them. But I do need to tell you that this is the most important decision you will make this year. Okay, second most after which candy bar you should eat for a 5pm snack. Go for the Almond Joy. Almonds have protein, right?

You have until Friday to vote. And then I will announce the greatest slut of our time (aka 2008). There will be a lavish ceremony and international supermodel Phoebe Price will pass her crown and bestow a few words of wisdom on our newest leader. Not really, I'll probably just make a low-budget gif or some shit.

Voting is in the sidebar to the right. Vote with your life!

Posted by: Michael K


christine the hoff's picture

sorry, spaghetti cat is too cute.

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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.

Happy Hour's picture

I am scared of the three of them.

MooNut01's picture

La P's 15 minutes are up already people!

WTF? LaPequena is the most deserving. I thought this would be a landslide...this must be how Giants fans felt yesterday.

Viva LaPequena!

GO LP!!! spaghetti cat is a puppet! vote for the one who will make the hottest video dedicated to dlisters!

z0mgeddie's picture

wtf?! I <3 SC and all, but this belongs to Rojo. Vote Rojo!

peacockparasol's picture

SPAGHETTI CAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
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"CHICKENS DON'T CLAP!"

Callan's picture

Vote for the person who will most likely acknowledge the win- and that person is La Paquena.

Sugaroo's picture

It's between Sketti Kat and Rojo. If you vote for the midget, you get what happened in the Bush Gore election. Enough people voted for Nader, it caused Gore to lose.

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Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.

LET'S GO SPAGHETTI CAT! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Vote for Dlisted! http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/

Hekki's picture

Spaghetti Cat is a flash in the pan. Rojo has been here longer and will be around a lot longer.

Hairicane's picture

off-topic - Hot Ginge Prince Harry's in trouble...said bad things!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article5497509.ece

Nanners's picture

La P has earned it. And you know she'd do a special performance if she won!

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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!

MooNut01's picture

TEAM SPAGHETTI CAT!!!

TEE's picture

WTH? La Pequena, I mean come on a chance at her sending Dlisted a Thank you, come on, not spaghetti cat! NOOOO

La PEQUENA 08!

SpiceDong's picture

FRAUD!

How can it be that Spaghetti Cat is winning by a landslide over La Pequena and Rojo Caliente? This is fuckery.

ezleecee's picture

geeeeeeeeez finally. life can go on now.

Vote SC! or Rojo! just not la paquena bc it scares me ;(

snowpiece's picture

fuck Spagetti Cat, you guys! Spag Cat belongs to everyone. We need our own special HSotY!

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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/

bitchette's picture

I lovess the pussy. mmmhmm.

go spaghetti kitti.

'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

DonkeyPunched's picture

What is this Spaghetti Cat fuckery?!?!?!

YEah, it was a funny gag but...Its no hot slut.

TT99's picture

It's all about Spaghetti Cat. On the Strength of soon to be defunct M&J!!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell

Nicole's picture

VIVA EL ROJO

Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery-

Sugaroo's picture

SPAGHETTI CAT!!!!!!!!!!

SPA-GHET-TI!

SPA-GHET-TI!

SPA-GHET-TI!

SPA-GHET-TI!

SHAM WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.

snowpiece's picture

ha ha I JUST said in the other post WHEN ARE we voting, this is like Sophie's Choice for me....
****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/

Jesx's picture

why is spaghetti cat beating out laPaquena?!?!?!?

Kp's picture

Spaghetti Cat ALL THE WAY!

Vote for MK FOR BEST BLOG-
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Polls close Feb 13