Monday, January 12th 2009
Heather Mills Got A Haircut
It brings out the cunt in her eyes! It looks like one of those haircuNts (c-word slip) suburban soccer moms get after a shitty divorce in order to prove to everyone that they are still sexy, fun and ready to live life! Or something like that. Heather's probably hoping Paul McCartney is kicking himself for letting go of such a hot piece. I think the only way Paul could ever get turned on again by Heather is if she chopped off her head instead of her hair. But seriously, it kind of works for her in an "insane asylum escapee" kind of way.
Here's Heather with her new straitjacket-worthy haircut making vegan meals for schoolchildren in the Bronx. Where's the beef?!
Why, Paul, why did you hook up with this irksome wretch?
That haircut makes her look like Susan Powter and Ellen Generes' secret half sister. Its kinda freakin me out the longer I look at her..
Haircut not short enough ... they should have started at the neck
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Bitch should spend some of her alimony on braces for her horse tooth chompers.
Dread Pirate Heather Mills doesn't need a god-awful and hilariously bad haircut to bring out her inner cunt.
Submitted by gia on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:01pm.
She's 41. MK posted this on her birfday.
I can see the kids from the Bronx thinking, *This crazy English lady is speaking English but none of it makes any sense.*
"It brings out the cunt in her eyes! It looks like one of those haircuNts (c-word slip) suburban soccer moms get after a shitty divorce in order to prove to everyone that they are still sexy, fun and ready to live life!"
LMMFAO
also, no matter what she does her inner ugliness always shows through so it doesnt matter how 'tarded her hair is...
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that haircut really brings out her....ugly!
ick...how old is this bitch anyway? she looks rough. she looked much younger & better with longer hair.
She looks like a wacked out Ellen DeGeneres.
That photo on the right, really makes me want to throw something at her. poo, perhaps.
Why is anyone still taking pictures of this nobody?
I actually like the hair..it looks really good on her
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Try as she may, she's no Linda McCartney.
I love how when "celebrities" decide to get work done on their face they change their hair dramatically so as to make everyone think that they look so different only because of the haircut. That said, I actually think the cut looks kind of cute on her. I don't find her very attractive either way but looking at bottom left side view pic - it is flattering. I don't have it in my heart to worry about Paul and losing millions to this golddigger. He was stupid not to sign a pre-nup, lesson learned.
Still vile.
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She is now one step closer to "old lady" hair. I bet she spent a lot of money on that haircut. You know, because she can.
She should hide her sorry ass for being the worst 'victim' in a divorce performance. She's a bitch whore slut c word whore.
I have to go to work and that pisses me off.
Is there a booger in my nose?
She is disturbing to look at.
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What is up with the Brits and the buttery teeth? I know that bitch a got a truck load in her settlement so walking around with yellow teeth is just not right!
Meanwhile, Vegan dishes for kids in the Bronx? What the hell? We fucks with the meat in the Bronx 24/7! Take that shit to Cali.
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I wish she crushed that whiney Beatle all the way.
great. now she looks like a straight, low-budget ellen.
She looks like a American soccer Mom now!! The cut makes her look older. Cutting 2 inches and layering her old hair style would have looked much better. Bitch will be wearing extensions in no time, I bet!!!
I like the haircut itself. It's just this nasty skanky whore CUNT is so hideous inside and out that she will never be attractive to anything except the termites to her leg.
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:O brings out the cunt in her eyes...LOL
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The war isn't working.
I'm quite sure those kids will be sneaking back down to some bodega on Fordham Road to get some 25 cent Utz chips right after school. Vegan Lunch? Seriously?
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I am still waiting for Stella McCartney to give her a beatdown. You know she is DYING to... Stella can cut a bitch in no time flat!
What can I say?
Paul seems to want to take semi-attractive blondes as his brides.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:55pm.
Maybe Heather and Christina can get together and do a "Hay Off". I have no idea what that is, but I do know it involves very dry, overprocessed hair.
I KNOW. They can kind of duel with their hair. They can take turns whipping their traumatized tresses at each other. The one with the least breaks wins a VO5 Hot Oil Treatment!
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Wouldn't they both just end up catching fire. All that dry tinder hair and friction. But there are just too many people out there who want to see Heather spontaneously combust so.....
I don't know. I don't hate her. I think she's annoying but I don't think she caused the holocaust like most people seem to think. She just seems like your average annoying d-lister. People need to calm down. If it wasn't for her being a ~Beatles~ bitter ex there wouldn't be even half of a tenth of this ~drama~ over her.
Like the haircut. Don't care for her. Can't stand her ex. Next, please.
I hate hairstyles that make a person look like they just woke up. A little EFFORT please people!
Submitted by cringe on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:21pm.
comon be nice people! You don't have to wanna fuck her to say something nice like ... "short hair suits the bitch!"
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You're assuming we'd "want" to say something nice about this skank-whore-bitch, who'd fuck her mother on tv to make a buck. But I'll play along, "Bitch looks like she'd rape kittens with that hair cut." Dayum, now look what you made me do..get all sugary and shit.
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comon be nice people! You don't have to wanna fuck her to say something nice like ... "short hair suits the bitch!"
Nice Sharon Stone impression... too bad it ages her to about sixty.
Submitted by Kew_Tee on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:04pm.
Maybe she had a dream about Johnny Depp in Edward Scissorhands and did her own cut while she was sleeping........looks like it.
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Sorry to quote myself..........i meant did her own cunt not cut.........hehe.
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Maybe she had a dream about Johnny Depp in Edward Scissorhands and did her own cut while she was sleeping........looks like it.
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I agree with those who've said she must have had work done on her face because that's what I noticed immediately about these photos: her skin looks soooo smooth and tight and wrinkle-free. I thought she was a little more lined and saggy in the past.
Damn. She steals his money and now his 60's mop-top. BITCH.
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ugh i hate it when people with perfectly nice long hair go and cut it! Do they think it looks "edgy" or something? I think her hair really emphasizes her teeth now. sad :(
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still crazy but the haircut works!
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She looks like Ellen DeGeneres.
You can totally see the crazy in her eyes
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Maybe Heather and Christina can get together and do a "Hay Off". I have no idea what that is, but I do know it involves very dry, overprocessed hair.
I KNOW. They can kind of duel with their hair. They can take turns whipping their traumatized tresses at each other. The one with the least breaks wins a VO5 Hot Oil Treatment!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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I think she went into a salon with a picture from a magazine and said, "I want to look like this woman."
And that woman was John Edwards' piece, Rielle Hunter.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:18pm.
Did she go in and ask for the "Dharma"? Good Lord.
LOL!! But the stylist thought she said "Karma"!
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