Monday, January 12th 2009
Heather Mills Got A Haircut
It brings out the cunt in her eyes! It looks like one of those haircuNts (c-word slip) suburban soccer moms get after a shitty divorce in order to prove to everyone that they are still sexy, fun and ready to live life! Or something like that. Heather's probably hoping Paul McCartney is kicking himself for letting go of such a hot piece. I think the only way Paul could ever get turned on again by Heather is if she chopped off her head instead of her hair. But seriously, it kind of works for her in an "insane asylum escapee" kind of way.
Here's Heather with her new straitjacket-worthy haircut making vegan meals for schoolchildren in the Bronx. Where's the beef?!
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She's a worthless human being. I wish her head fell off instead of her leg.
Did she go in and ask for the "Dharma"? Good Lord.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
It's funny that you can't say Heather Mills without saying the word "cunt" in the same sentence. For example:
Heather Mills the fucking cunt only has one leg.
Heather Mills what a cunt she is, is behind on her mortgage
Heather Mills aka cunt has huge nipples
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
That haircut makes her look even cuntier.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
"It brings out the cunt in her eyes"
AHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAA! Right you are! Like she needed any help. Not.
Seriously though, as a (retired) stylist, that cut does nothing for her...maybe she had to get her hair cut because off too much bleaching....no, she's just crazy.
Some women can carry off short hair..she can't. She needs longer hair to soften her sharp features, or at least to draw attention away from them. If that's even possible.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 7:20pm.
She is out of her effing mind!! That haircut proves it! It looks like she went into a frenzy of craziness and took scissors to it lopping it off in chunks until nothing much was left. Its horrible to say the least. lol.
I can just picture her doing it with a maniacal laugh...or maybe a cackle.
coo coo...coo coo....lmao!
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This mental image had me laughing hard for a full ten minutes straight. I can so see this being totally true. Thank you Nova Nightly.
NovaNightly on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 7:20pm.
You are so right! It does look like she cut it herself! Either that, or she was such a cunt to the stylist, that they fucked it up on purpose.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I was surprised to see her new face in action here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgTFRQLdtJY
She looks like a tampon. You can definitely tell from the before and after that she's had her eyes done.
Heather reminds me of Ann Coulter maybe because they're both raging fucking cunts.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 7:09pm.
You shouldn't have removed the hot frying oil first.
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@ TITS:
That's a damn good idea! It seems like I only learn things the hard way.
P.S. Sketti Cat 4Eva!
She is out of her effing mind!! That haircut proves it! It looks like she went into a frenzy of craziness and took scissors to it lopping it off in chunks until nothing much was left. Its horrible to say the least. lol.
I can just picture her doing it with a maniacal laugh...or maybe a cackle.
coo coo...coo coo....lmao!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
We've always known that she doesn't play well with others but now we know that she runs with scissors.
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God, I hate this woman.
Just holla & we'll fix you up anytime. ;-)
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@ jiggywiddit:
AHA! *slaps forehead*
I've just realised that I what I find sexy is the STYLE of the haircut...However you're absolutely right - the hair itself really does look overprocessed. It looked healthier in the pic where it's long.
But the hairstyle doesn't change the face. It still says "Me iz ah crazycuntgolddiggingwhore!"
Phew! Thanks jiggywiddit! I should do the frying pan thing more often...
@ TITS--LOL. I'm a philanthropist. ;-)
@ Sandy--no one wanted to torture the poor red hat that would have had to go on that nast head.
They are vegans and therefore compassionate...except when it comes to feeding hungry children REAL food.
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I like the cut. it makes her look a little more grown-up. the long hair never suited her. It made her look like a horse face. Sure shes a dumb cunt, but I give her props for her gold digging ways. give her a few years and she'll be gold digging someone else
Viva la Mucca!
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K
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On second thought, she's like a fatter version of that lezzie on Working Out. Maybe that's the inspiration for the haircut or whatever...
STFU!!!
Submitted by girl_cheese on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:59pm.
IMO a home bleach job, or some low rent poly weave material.
Either way, it makes mickey Ruarke in the Wrestler look like a hot piece.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:44pm.
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You shouldn't have removed the hot frying oil first.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
I wonder if she had her pancake nips trimmed as well?
She needs to let it grow out an inch. I can't help but like her. She's crazy and has a gift for offending people.
Not loving it. At all. I would have thought with her McCartney bucks she would be able to afford a more expert colorist and a hairdresser that doesn't cut like they used a blunt pair of garden shears.
I saw a clip of her on a t.v.show and she sure looks like she has had some work done on her face, hence the new color and cut.
Its ugly but nothing can make her fug ass look good.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
There's no shine to it, jiggy, which makes me wonder - what the hell is that ??
David Spade used to fuck Paul McCartney??
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
This is why I won't cut my hair short..... for fear of looking like a cross between Ellen & Martin Short - good god lady!
Submitted by jiggywiddit
It's hard to tell if it's real or not just by looking at it. I'd have to give it a *claw* and a *jerk* first. Now we know why the (ex) nanny had to blow dry her hair for her every day.
More importantly, why is Heather the only one NOT wearing a big red floppy hat? Maybe it would cause her to topple over or something. Only having one leg must be such a bitch.
It's hard to whack someone so adorable.
Look closely at Pegleg. Don't her new hair remind of deep-fried hay? Looks so strawy and dry.
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the only way this cunt could improve her looks is to put a bag over head and never ever take it off.
@ jiggywiddit:
Thanks a mill, but I ain't quite there yet. I think you need to put extra muscle in it.
Submitted by ChiliGurl on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:32pm.
Hmmm....she's 41 today? Gurl, I'm 41 and I look like a fucking model compared to this bitch, and I partied like a fucking rock star for over 20 years!
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And I toast you girl - Party on!
Problem with this bitch (Mills) is that the ugly within is showing on the outside of her...Yuk!
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Submitted by cMal on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:41pm.
Please hit me with a frying pan.
*WHACK*
**reverberating**
*THWACK*
one extra for good measure. Seeing more clearly now?
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I wish she'd gotten a HEAD CUT, like in the tower of london.
If ever there was a money hungry piece of shit walking this earth - it's her. I t goes by the name of Heather fucking mills.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
I wish someone would snatch her bald headed.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
She sorta looked like Linda, copied her 'vegan' thing - I see nothing even remotely interesting or original about this woman.
We're only reading about her because she's a mental cunt right?
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
She looked way better before! The short haircut doesn't suit her!
I'm a mega retard, because I think she looks just a tad sexy.
Please hit me with a frying pan.
She looks even crazier now! LOL
I always thought she was fug. Before I know what a gold digging bitch/whore this cunt was, I felt bad that I found her fug, cuz of the one leg thing and all, but Heather has taught me that the handcapped can be just as fug as the rest of us inside and out....
And the fug needs them some longish hairs to distract from the fug. Only really pretty ho's can rock the really short hair. But even most of them look better with longer hairs, unless they have fugly hairs...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
OMFG, I thought she looked a bit like Linda, and that's why. But now I can see a bit of Jane Asher in her ( Paul's long-term girlfriend in the Beatles era, yeah, a million years ago):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Asher
http://images.google.ru/images?hl=ru&q=jane%20asher&lr=&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa...
Fuck she's ugly.
@ ChiliGurl: yeah!
It's weird, but I thought she was my mil's age and then saw your post and realized she's about 13 years younger. WTF?
That said, I'm off, beeshes! Been fun to spend a little time here tonight and wish I could stay, but I have to say good night and fuck off to studying.
she totally did her own haircut!
its peg-leg ellen
wooden dildo leg, is it 2 sided?
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:30pm.
This do would totally suit Victoria Beckham. Since when did Heather Mills start looking like Jodie Marsh?
Say whaaaat?? What did Jodie marsh ever do to you?
PS I'm thinking that thing is a wig and not her real hair. It totally has that dynell vibe to it.
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Hmmm....she's 41 today? Gurl, I'm 41 and I look like a fucking model compared to this bitch, and I partied like a fucking rock star for over 20 years!
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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake
This do would totally suit Victoria Beckham. Since when did Heather Mills start looking like Jodie Marsh?