Monday, January 12th 2009
Heather Mills Got A Haircut
It brings out the cunt in her eyes! It looks like one of those haircuNts (c-word slip) suburban soccer moms get after a shitty divorce in order to prove to everyone that they are still sexy, fun and ready to live life! Or something like that. Heather's probably hoping Paul McCartney is kicking himself for letting go of such a hot piece. I think the only way Paul could ever get turned on again by Heather is if she chopped off her head instead of her hair. But seriously, it kind of works for her in an "insane asylum escapee" kind of way.
Here's Heather with her new straitjacket-worthy haircut making vegan meals for schoolchildren in the Bronx. Where's the beef?!
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OMG I'd kill to see a debate between Mann Coulter and this bitch. I think Heather would win.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
WTF? They let her in a school?! What, were they trying out Cunt Day or something?
Whose big idea was it to have her around children?
Wow she looks like Ellen Degeneres...and not in a good way either!!! Maybe she'll turn lesbo after this haircut.
STFU!!!
i can't stand this cunt but i have to admit the short becomes her more then the long.
Still fug.
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Oh yeah the new haircut makes her a lot more appealing. Like genital warts...
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The short hair ain't working, but she has enough cash to buy a new weave if it ain't working.
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Submitted by lizzieb: "I made some gingerbread men today and one got his leg stuck and ended up a uniped. My 8 year old said 'Let's call that one Heather' "
Oh my god, that made me laugh so hard! I love your kid!
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Something tells me the kids in the Bronx aren't into vegan cuisine.
(Edited to say that 99.9% of kids ANYWHERE aren't into vegan cuisine)
I made some gingerbread men today and one got his leg stuck and ended up a uniped. My 8 year old said 'Let's call that one Heather' Say what you like about the deluded gold digger she's brought the issue of limblessness into the playground.
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
More cuntcut than haircut.
This bitch totally copied the Freak Speely hairdo. Shenanigans, WHORE!
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:12pm.
And she REALLY resembles Vadge in that photo on the right!
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Yeah, she does look like Madonna, but those teef kinda make me think of Bugs Bunny for some reason.
whoever cut this bitch's hair should've done the world a favor and cut her head off instead...
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Holy crap. Now she's ugly outside as well as in.
I hate this cunt.
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And she REALLY resembles Vadge in that photo on the right!
I didn't think it was possible, but she looks even crazier than ever!
she looks like Ellen on crack.
Ewww. She looks even worst!
For some reason, I think the reason she got this "haircut" is because she went into a rage about something and started hacking at her own hair in frustration. That's what it looks like to me.
Where's her little protective hair covering? Call the health department.
Sorry, I should have said "she's a giant CUNT" to keep up with the thread's theme.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Fuck her. She's a giant bitch who needs a sock to the face.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).