Monday, January 12th 2009
Grace Jones Rules The World
Only Grace Jones can wear the fuck out of a rattan basket from the Reagle Beagle or whatever the hell that thing is on her head. The fucked up shit she wears is too advanced for mortals. We don't understand it. But seriously, Grace Jones can destroy us all with just one roar.
Grace Jones is what Solange wants to be when she grows up. She's down in her basement right now trying to recreate this shit using an old wooden salad bowl, placements and some busted ass V for Vendetta mask she bought on eBay. She can try all she wants, but Grace Jones cannot be duplicated.
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Words simply do not do her justice. Grace just is. Period.
J'adore la Grace!
Correction, Grace Jones is what we all want to be when we grow up. We can only wish. Love that bitch.
I remember reading an interview with her back in the late 80's or so, and she addressed the whole thing about looking like a man like only she can. She said it happened often, and one time even when she was pregnant, she was in the ladies' room of some public place and some uppity bitch accused her of being a man and not being in the right bathroom, so GJ pulled her shirt up above her pregnant belly AND her titays and said something like, "Bitch do I look like a man to you now?" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Don't fuck with Princess Grace!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
"Grace Jones cannot be duplicated"
True words, those.
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Nevermind Basement baby, I feel like Beyonce aka Sasha Farts is creaming herself looking at the outer space/robotic look she has going on...
These are from Sydney this weekend! The new album is amazing. Grace mops the floor with a moop made of BritneyDiarihannaLadyCaCa hair.
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Exercising pointless futility.
Grace Jones is the SHYT!!!!
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She is the queen of badass biatches. She can pull up to my bumper any day of the week..
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When you have been thru hell and life's not done with you yet...
Don't look for what's lost but live for what's left...Niller...
she looks better than most chicks half her age...
ps: V for Vendetta ROCKS!
@QuiFon: This tidbit might help you track down that track.
Here's what Wikipedia says: Breakdown was covered by Suzi Quatro on her album If You Knew Suzi (1978) and by Grace Jones on her album Warm Leatherette (1980). For Grace Jones' recording, Petty wrote a third verse:
It's OK if you must go
I'll understand if you don't
You say goodbye right now
I'll still survive somehow
Why should we let this drag on?
Is she wearing a giant vagina on her head?
She's a special kind of crazy. Courtney Love, Carrie Fisher and Wino can only watch in awe and learn. Fear, bitches!
Grace Jones is the shit! She was never afraid to be her. What's so funny is that her twin brother is a Pentecostal preacher--Noel Jones. They are total opposites. But I love her.
I loved her best when she was with David Bowie. Can you imagine? Also, she was hilarious in 'Boomerang' with Eddie Murphy.
This woman can do NO WRONG in my book.
When I first saw the last few thumbnails, I thought she had nothing covering her hoohaa. Bitch is hotness.
This is one badass bitch!
Love her!
Amember that song Nipple to the Bottle?
Colour and warmth came into your world,
It makes me crazy,
When you don't get what you want,
You scream and you shout,
You're still a baby.
Don't give me a line,
Keep the lid on the bottle this time,
I'm still a lady,
I won't do it tonight,
I won't do it tonight,
No way baby,
I won't give in and I won't feel guilty.
Rant and rave to manipulate me,
From the nipple to the bottle,
Never satisfied,
From the nipple to the bottle,
Now the cow must die.
You ain't gon get it, I ain't gon give it,
You ain't gon get it, I ain't gon give it.
Fuck Gloria Swineum with that stick she keeps up her ass, this bad ass bitch is what a REAL feminist was is and always will be!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Fuck yeah....Grace is AWESOME!
She's a good kind of crazy... :D :D
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Grace paved the way for psychos like us to be mainstream.
I appreciate that. Hats off to you, Grace. You're a pioneer.
That said, I have a taser on my person at all times.
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I once asked a friend where Grace Jones was from and he matter-of-factly responded "Outer Space."
That sounds about right and praise Jebus because she is amazing.
Awhile back I was listening to "Funky Fridays" on World Cafe and they had Ms. Jones doing a cover of Tom Petty's "Breakdown" and I had an out-of-body-experience, please believe. If anyone knows where I can get my hands on that recording please do share.
OMFG I might have fixed my little problem with signing in here... I am on Firefox right now! If I fixed this, all you bitches are in trouble! It has taken a year and a half to fix and I got some pent up anger about it. Deal with it.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 7:11pm.
I loved her in "Conan the Destroyer"
she is such a wonderful villan.
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She came to Chile in the early 80s, to some lame ass "sing and talk" show. While the host was talking to her, she got up and ATE A DAMN LIVE PLANT.
100% fierce.
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I loved her in "Conan the Destroyer"
she is such a wonderful villan.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 7:07pm.
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She looks like Terrell Owens. And ashlee simpson has more talent then her.
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How dare you? She looks like a staright up man but I'd kill for legs as long as hers....wasn't she a runway model? Original model turned singer turned actress. Naomi wishes she was this bitch. She tried and failed.
The mask is nutty, but what about what she's wearing?! Is this @ her concert? Looks like she's wearing a backwards vagina on her head!
STFU!!!
She is just that bitch. I adore her madness.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 7:00pm.
She is the original batshit crazy lady.
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Haha! This.
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She looks like Terrell Owens. And ashlee simpson has more talent then her.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
she's crazy as a bag of spanners but i still love her. her videos made no sense but they never failed to be visually ~interesting~.
remember her on the pee wee christmas special!??
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Yup!
It was somewhat sinister.
Wasn't she supposed to be a toy?
I'd like to see her in a rasslin' match with Mickey Rourke.
She'd make him holler uncle pretty quickly.
GET SOME GRACE IN YOUR FACE
...now I'm right on time.
Check out the outfit made from the black fitted sheet! Very hot.
placemats!
Quit relying on Spell Check.
grace jones is a badass - remember her on the pee wee christmas special!??
Holy crap! I thought she had passed on... I'm glad she's around, though.. the original bond villain!yeah!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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She is the original batshit crazy lady.