Megan Fox Wishes!
How dare Megan Fox compare herself to Alan "I Make Pussies Pucker" Alda! That's what this dumb bitch did at the Golden Globes last night. Megan played the "I Is No Sexy" card when she told Giuliana DePandaPuss, "I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I'm scared."
Who would you rather see in a g-string bikini? If you answer the bitch on the right, then you don't know what sex is. Alan Alda wins every fucking time. Megan could never even come close to touching Alan's sexiness.
Even though Megan says she hates herself, she bragged about her 22" waist which she got from starving herself. She said she was kidding about the not eating thing, but you know she's not. The only thing she eats is delusion pills. And Megan also confirmed that her boyfriend Brian Austin Green needs to join the Tool Academy when she said he didn't want to be her date because he's "a man" with an ego. I would think I was the shit too if I was responsible for this. Please tell me the "music" Megan said he's working on is a follow-up to Be Be My Love.
I still can't get over her Alan Alda shit. ALAN FUCKING ALDA? The audacity! Clip below:
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OMG she's an Angie clone.
If she would keep her trap shut, she might go far, but she comes off like a douche.
I agree with the tranny bit, this bitch is vomit inducing.
Anyone who thinks she's even cute must have been born tarded.
Her plastic surgeon must be happy with all the cash he made turning her into that..... thing.
"She would be a zillion times hotter if she were Brad Pitt's next rebound girl:)"
YES! A million fucking times YES!
I think we all need to agnkowledge the fact that we're impressed she knows who Alan Alda is!!! And I gotta say, she's way hotter thsn Angelina! just wait, wait till Brad ends up with her!!!hahaha!
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:27pm.
I think she's hot. She would be a zillion times hotter if she were Brad Pitt's next rebound girl:)
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make it so.
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whats up with the mad constipated look? st holie sports it too. yuck.
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:21pm.
Submitted by radio siren on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:04pm.
DONT EVER TAKE THAT HOT A FUCKING HELL COMPLETE MESS DOWN KNOWN AS ROBERT PLANT. JIMMY PAGE STACKS UP A CLOSE SECOND WITH HIS MESS. I TOOK MY GODDAMN STUPID WIFE TO A ZEPPELIN CONCERT IN 1976 AND SHE JUST ABOUT CREAMED HER GODDAMN FUCKING STUPID PANTIES FOR THAT WAILING FREAK. I JUST WENT OFF TO THE GODDAMN FUCKING CONCESSION STAND WHILE SHE CRIED HER FUCKING ASS OFF FOR THAT GODDAMN CROOING FUCKING THING. FUCK. HELLUVA A GODDAMN MIGHTY TALENTEND BLUES BAND THOUGH. FANTASTIC GITAR RIPS AND SINGS.
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I think I'm in love.
Baby, it's gonna be you and me together at the next Zeppelin reunion show. Your wife gets to stay home with her Robert Plant life-sized poster and her memories of 1976.
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what a bizarre comparison. btw, do an image google on 'bizarre' and get a load ... whoa
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MK, awwhahahaaa! i think i finally found my siggie:
"The only thing she eats is delusion pills."
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I think she's hot. She would be a zillion times hotter if she were Brad Pitt's next rebound girl:)
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:38pm.
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same time next year was good.
I love that film. It played on tv here (in Australia) on New Years Day at about 2 in the morning. Great way to start 09 :)
i'm so glad this was posted because i saw this last night live and was totally confused! was she high? i mean, she is acting weird, maybe not drugs. and then when she talked about david silver after saying, "no he's not here, he's a man!!" i laughed so loud i missed what else she said!
crazy ho!
Actually, I do see a resemblance between Megan and Alan.
"I make pussies pucker"...that's a classic!
Remember: Crying in public doesn't really make you less of a man. It does, however, make you more of a woman.
Submitted by radio siren on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:04pm.
DONT EVER TAKE THAT HOT A FUCKING HELL COMPLETE MESS DOWN KNOWN AS ROBERT PLANT. JIMMY PAGE STACKS UP A CLOSE SECOND WITH HIS MESS. I TOOK MY GODDAMN STUPID WIFE TO A ZEPPELIN CONCERT IN 1976 AND SHE JUST ABOUT CREAMED HER GODDAMN FUCKING STUPID PANTIES FOR THAT WAILING FREAK. I JUST WENT OFF TO THE GODDAMN FUCKING CONCESSION STAND WHILE SHE CRIED HER FUCKING ASS OFF FOR THAT GODDAMN CROOING FUCKING THING. FUCK. HELLUVA A GODDAMN MIGHTY TALENTEND BLUES BAND THOUGH. FANTASTIC GITAR RIPS AND SINGS.
Does she have the two dimples above the ass on the lower back?? if she has that and likes to watch hockey im gonna kidnap her.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
She's hwat.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
I wonder how much she spent on each body part... nose (that ain't hers) lips, chin, tits (those aren't very good tits. look at Scarlet Johanson, that woman's tits are so immaculate nobody knows what her face looks like)
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:05pm.
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She's known for her addiction to plastic surgery..gah...LMAO @ slow cooker...maybe, slow hooker since she's got to be anemic as well.
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who cares about this boring bitch's insecurities/ stick your head in the toilet and drown, whoever the fuck you are.
Finally some words of wisdom from C.M.!
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The tranny comparison makes no kind of sense since trannies love attention, she should have said i feel like Fergie about being ugly
WELL WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE KNOWN FOR OTHER THAT HER BASS LIPPED MOUTH AND HER PERFECTLY FUCKING GODDAM PLUCKED EYEBROWS. IF I ENCOUNTERED SOMETHING THAT GODDAMN FUCKING THIN IT WOULDNT EVEN BE FUCKING WORTHY OF PUTTING ON THE DAMN SLOW COOKER.
This particular photo makes her appear to look like a giraffe trying to reach that choice morsel of a leaf on the opposite side of the tree.
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We're on "Team Against Media-Whoring Husband-Stealing Baby Collecting Tatted-up Freakshows." - Stoney, 12/2008
If you're going to get inked up, don't get a bunch of stupid shit tattoos like this little twat's got. "We will all laugh at the butterflies" wtf? Nothing like a dumb whore who thinks she's deep.
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Submitted by No Words on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 7:52pm.
She WISHES she were Alan Alda...the man has more talent in his little finger than she has in her entire tranny body.
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Word, No Words! As usual, you have summed it up.
I can't wait, though, until the inevitable costarring role and play for Brad Pitt this prison-tatted tramp makes. Mark my words!
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Submitted by tojo on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:42pm.
hahahaha thanks cute little snowball doggie!
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i'm really not convinced megan fox is all that hot...although she's definitely too hot for brian austin green...
he must not have wanted to be megan's "plus one" on the gg invite...she should dump his no job having ass.....
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See, now if I were Megan Fox I'd be so full of myself I'd be finger bangin' myself between lines like "must suck to be you"....and "you wish you were me, you disgusting fat whore"....but that's just me....
However, I WOULD NOT HAVE THOSE FUGLY TATS! WTF????
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it's pretty funny she said alan alda of all people.
"All censure of a man's self is oblique praise. It is in order to shew how much he can spare."
Megan Fox is whore hot whereas women like Marissa Miller, Kate Winslet, Alessandra Ambrosio and Natalie Portman are beautiful hot.
I think the whore element that Megan has to offer is what men find attractive.
And in case nobody's noticing, I'm stating the obvious out of sheer boredom.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
I think it's too bad her boyfriend is too much of a dick to be her date there...he sound like an idiot with his "too much of a man" to go...more like "too much of a has been" to go if you ask me (I do find him hot though!)
Oh yeah, she'll *always* be "Discount Angelina" to D-listers.
Remember the decades old "Three's Company" episode where Jack is jealous of his slick brother dating Chrissy? Chrissy tells him not to worry because, while Jack has "layers", the bro is "all icing". There's nothing to him but surface sweetness.
Megan is all icing, made for those who like to lick the sweet, pretty top and avoid the actual cupcake below. She's hell for the teeth.
Submitted by diz on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:32pm.
I have sexy dreams about Alan Alda. He is the hotness.
Ph yeah, baby. We all cream for brown teefs.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:37pm.
Found a peanut,
Found a peanut,
Found a peanut last night...
Last night I found a peanut,
Found a peanut last night...
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Copy & paste that onto the Caption this...it might be a winner!!
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:37pm.
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LMFAO! And yes thank you very much.
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Submitted by diz on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:32pm.
I have sexy dreams about Alan Alda. He is the hotness.
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same time next year was good.
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These are the kinda women plastic surgeons love.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:14pm.
What you just said came right out of my head... okay no more rhymes I mean it, anybody want a peanut?
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Found a peanut,
Found a peanut,
Found a peanut last night...
Last night I found a peanut,
Found a peanut last night...
It was rotten,
It was rotten,
It was rotten last night,
Last night it was rotten,
It was rotten last night...
Ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway last night,
Last night I ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway last night...
etc etc
you're most welcome.
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while I do believ megan is pretty she has be really insecure to have done so much work on her face n body, and yes she is pretty but there is something bout her that makes me dislike her very much she pretty as she is still manages to look like a cheap whore?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I have sexy dreams about Alan Alda. He is the hotness.
Come to think of it, has Megan Fox been in anything apart from Transformers? Watching her try to act in that was PAINFUL.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:25pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:09pm.
Doesn't botox fuck up your face after long term usage?
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I get the feeling that once Hollywood realizes she can't carry a movie we will see her on Faces of Meth.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
while I do believ megan is pretty she has be really insecure to have done so much work on her face n body, and yes she is pretty but there is something bout her that makes me dislike her very much she pretty as she is still manages to look like a cheap whore?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
i can't stand her
Submitted by FritoDorito on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:14pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:10pm.
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What you just said came right out of my head... okay no more rhymes I mean it, anybody want a peanut?
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PEANUTS!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by FritoDorito on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:09pm.
Doesn't botox fuck up your face after long term usage?
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One hopes.
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