Megan Fox Wishes!
How dare Megan Fox compare herself to Alan "I Make Pussies Pucker" Alda! That's what this dumb bitch did at the Golden Globes last night. Megan played the "I Is No Sexy" card when she told Giuliana DePandaPuss, "I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I'm scared."
Who would you rather see in a g-string bikini? If you answer the bitch on the right, then you don't know what sex is. Alan Alda wins every fucking time. Megan could never even come close to touching Alan's sexiness.
Even though Megan says she hates herself, she bragged about her 22" waist which she got from starving herself. She said she was kidding about the not eating thing, but you know she's not. The only thing she eats is delusion pills. And Megan also confirmed that her boyfriend Brian Austin Green needs to join the Tool Academy when she said he didn't want to be her date because he's "a man" with an ego. I would think I was the shit too if I was responsible for this. Please tell me the "music" Megan said he's working on is a follow-up to Be Be My Love.
I still can't get over her Alan Alda shit. ALAN FUCKING ALDA? The audacity! Clip below:
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i believe that she thinks she looks like a tranny...she looked like she was on the verge of crying while she said that entire sentence :(
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She is such a dick
People please!!!
Get off of Meg's mug and address the travesty that is BAG's gayer than gay Be Be My Love video.
I am MORTIFIED for him. Aack.
As for Alan Alda, he filmed in my hometown once and was a total dick. He is second only to Gary Busey in wonky pepaw fug.
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with her dumb ass comments....she can do all of us. she sounds so insecure. come on bitch say "thank u...i know I am hot"...but nooooo she comes off as some OD'd bitch. weird sh*t i tell ya.
Coma Caca!!
Classic "I'm going to put myself down so I can bask in the resulting compliments".
Get over yourself, bitch.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:35pm.
Know whats funny, you people judging her 'inner beauty' or intelligence by a drive by interview from E Entertainment.
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You mean the same way you are judging everyone here? MF is a beauty, but not funny IMO
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:10pm.
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What you just said came right out of my head... okay no more rhymes I mean it, anybody want a peanut?
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
I dunno.
I think she's way older than she claims.
Isn't it common for people in this industry to tamper with their birth date?
I am almost convinced they're not even real people. They're probably clones, made in some Hollyweird factory.
Megan obviously was cloned with Angelina's DNA, then scrambled with someone else's to give her some 'uniqueness'.
I'm no fan of Angelina Jolie but at least she's intelligent. This fucking dolt must be the laugh riot of Hollywood.
Have you seen her pre-Angelina pics? She looks completely different and in my view, much more attractive than lo-budget Angelina.
This chick better enjoy her fame because she's going to turn into the embarrassment that is Pamela Lee. She has no discernable talent other than picking the right plastic surgeons.
Meh, she came off as insincere with her fake modesty, but c'mon. I mean, when you are that hot, how can you convincingly deny it? Well, she could have said "Even though I have a 22" waist, look at my inexplicably fugly prison tats...Yeah...Nast." But really, someone who looks like this whore is in a lose/lose sitch where the modesty shit goes. Deny your beyootay and you're fake. Own it and you're narcissistic...She could have handled it better, but bitch is young, dumb and full of cum... and not her "boyfriend's" Brian ain't there cuz that gold digger dumped his ass...BETCHA...She's on the prowl....I'll bet she's gonna hook up wif Michael Bay, and be cast as lead ho in his next crapfest.
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:04pm.
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Oh, she's had surgery. She had her lips done, I can guarantee it. Doesn't botox fuck up your face after long term usage?
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:34pm.
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I don't see anything different about her mug. Can someone point out what's fucked up, I mean changed.
Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:01pm.
On Topic: WTF happened to Megan's face?!?
If she hasn't had some minor surgical work done (totally unnecessary), she's already started botoxing, which at her age is insane.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:51pm.
I think Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle" would be a more fitting topic of conversation at Ponderosa.
On Topic: WTF happened to Megan's face?!?
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:50pm.
I bet she has one of those REALLY pretty vaginas.
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I'm sure she thinks so. That's probably why it's so easy for people to get her to let them see it.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
There's something about her face that I don't like, like she's always trying to turn men (and women) on. Having said that, I haven't seen any of her movies. Hah!
Yeah, right. She's as sincere as those models who go on about how they have low self esteem. People who think they're ugly get a bunch of 8 by 10 glossies printed and submit them to agencies and pose naked all the time. It's an attention seeking ploy.
Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 7:59pm.
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...She's dumb as rocks, but at least you won't have to talk about "Middlemarch" or shit like that at dinner.
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Hmmpf! What's wrong with "Middlemarch"?
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I bet she has one of those REALLY pretty vaginas.
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what a weirdo
P.S. Hawkeye WAS kind hot the first few seasons of M*A*S*H!
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are her areolae sticking out of her dress?
Of course I didnt fucking win... http://shoptherapy.pronto.com/pronto/and-the-winner-is-2/
hmmmmmm insecurity or false modesty? I'm not sure which is more pathetic but either way it makes me want to vom!
You know, she didn't NEED those lip injections. She is trying WAY too hard to be Angelina Holie, who also is a douche.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
I'm surprised she even knows who that dude is. I mean Mash was canceled like 20yrs before she was even born right? She pulled that name right out of her ass. Did she beef up on Hollywood trivia before walking the Red Carpet? What a tool.
Well, I was going to judge her inner beauty and intelligence from her Stanford master's thesis, but I couldn't find it online.
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:35pm.
Know whats funny, you people judging her 'inner beauty' or intelligence by a drive by interview from E Entertainment.
Provolone, yes, it's a snippet. But it's a snippet she obviously prepared for. She came off as a dipshit. I think she's a gorgeous woman, and she KNOWS she's a gorgeous woman.
It's kind of like when George Clooney is so self-effacing it's almost sickening. But he doesn't pull that "I'm so ugly" shit with interviewers.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by johnnysgirl: "There is nothing more ridiculous and cunty than a beautiful woman saying that she is ugly - "
No kidding. It's a transparent ploy to hear over and over again how thin or pretty they are.
Someone should teach these bitches how to graciously say "Thank you!" or "What a nice thing to say. You totally made my day" or even "You flatter me. Do go on..." It's an insult to the compliment giver if you argue and make them pour on more compliments.
Bitch, please.
Hey at least time she looked clean. She is pretty as hell, but half the time when I see her she looks like she has been rolling around in the leftover fry oil from a truck stop.
Submitted by lilu on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:06pm.
You said that perfectly!
That, "I'm ugly!", followed by,
"No you're not! You're BEAUTIFUL!", followed by,
"Really?"
You get the picture!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Know whats funny, you people judging her 'inner beauty' or intelligence by a drive by interview from E Entertainment.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Please tell me she's still not with the dude from 90210.
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I bet she's really regretting the whole angaline v2.0 thing.
I don't think actors should be allowed to open their mouths to speak unless someone has written their words for them.
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Is she in competition with Posh for smallest waist? Didn't Posh claim to have a 22 inch waist as well or something? Megan Fox may be lying but it seems like she's really insecure just like Posh, they do they same thing, starve themselves to get down to the smallest possible size. Pathetic I tell you!
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wtf is she on....some crappy aspirin coke shit. she is pretty but her inner self should be greater also. so her words from what she said are fucked up. arrrrrrrgh these hollyweird people are screwed up than us. i love u all!!!!
Coma Caca!!
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What the fuck did she do to her face? She's had something done. What a shame.
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Angel! You're ignoring me on youtube!
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Angel! You're ignoring me on youtube!
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Oh, please. Pretentious bitch! Corporal Klinger in drag would have made that dress she's wearing rock!
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Was that supposedto be "funny"?
Or bas~ass?
Is she trying to be all "tough" like Angelina Jolie?
Gosh.Get your own personality
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Insecurity has just been defined.
Someone needs to help her out before she gets near a microphone.
She is still stunning though ;)
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The very way she poses for the camera makes it clear that she thinks she is in fact very, very hot.
While she's obviously pretty, I agree with other posters who say she looks like she's done a lot to her face.. if I didn't know otherwise, I would not think she was in her early 20s/around my age.
What is that twat smoking! 'Cause I want some.
Did someone mention something about her having a sense of humor? I just don't see it.
There is nothing more ridiculous and cunty than a beautiful woman saying that she is ugly - and Megan Fox did it while dressed to the nines on the red carpet no less. And in an annoying, nasal monotone. Then bragged about her 22-inch waist.
Blarg!
Way to try to be the next "Angelina Jolie" with these "controversial comments." This bitch needs to shut her trap. As much as I don't like AJ, I can at least respect the fact that she's her own person and not a copycat of another actress to get notice.
Oh, and Alan Alda is one sexy Pepaw.
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