Howie Mandel Is In The Hospital!
Howie Mandel is over in Toronto shooting his new shit show Howie Do It (cleeeever) and had to be hospitalized for a little heart condition. His spokesbitch shouted from the highest point that he did not have a heart attack. Howie's heart did not attack! Got it? Okay, but his rep went on to say that doctors asked him to stay overnight so they could monitor his irregular heartbeat. If all goes his way, Howie will be out of the hospital today and back to work.
Real talk. Someone probably grabbed his hand and shook it. Seriously. When Deal or No Deal first started, all these whores kept telling me to closely watch Howie, because he never shakes anyone's hand. I didn't know Howie had OCD and a phobia of germs. That's why he always pound fists (sexy) with contestants.
That would suck if you were a major germaphobe. How would you hold a stranger's peen? How would you even lick a stranger's peen? I guess you would be doing a lot of fisting since that kind of shit is okay.
Howie can never experience giving a stranger a hand job behind the park bushes just after midnight. Everyone should experience that just once. That breaks my boner in two. SAD!
And I wonder how Howie is dealing with being in the hospital. The germs are alive everywhere in the hospital! Those evil germs are jumping into his palm and having a dirty dirty party. Naw. Howie probably requested a full body condom. Naked Gun-style.
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Now THERE is a little piece of facial hair that needs to go bye-bye!
i don't exactly want him to die, but i wish something would knock him OUT of commission indefinitely.
I am SO SICk of his dumbass, idiotic "ding- ding -ding", fucking mindless, crapfest, shitlicking, pissfit LAMESHOWS.
GET RID OF THEM!!!!! I HATE THEM
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Is that why he went bald or shaved his hair of completely? He couldn't stand the thought of his hair being a nest of germs and dirt and diseases. This dude totally needs a shrink. Oh man, that reminds me of What About Bob? I totally loved that movie!
STFU!!!
He is in the wrong business to be a germaphobe,I wish him well...but...the dude really needs a shrink.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Can you imagine having sex with someone like that? 'Cause sex can be a bit dirty. I wonder if he waxes or shaves his whole body, except for the "flavor saver" under his chin.
howie must've touched something icky...get better and bring the hand sanitizer with yiu next time...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
Funny that he was on that episode of Mr. Monk, with the cult. Talking about Mr. Monk's phobias.
I don't know why he'd keep that soup strainer on his chin, imagine all the nasty smeg that gets trapped in that. Yet shaves the rest of his head.
OCD is hell on earth. you'll never have 100% control of anything, but be compelled to try like hell to. check and re-check and triple check everything before you leave the house for any reason. or else something bad might happen and it'd all be your fault.
Oh yeah, I knew Howie was a germaphobe for a long time - he talked about it on Howard Stern. I always watched Deal or No Deal to see if he would touch anyone. One woman grabbed him and hugged him and I bet he promptly went home and took a shower with some Ajax and a brillo pad after that.
So skinny people get heart attacks too? Does this mean he is going shave that piece of lent on his chin? I HATE those things!
lizardbits1 on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 9:20am.
Marc Summers, of Dare, Double Dare, and other old Nick shows was a germaphobe. Can you imagine watching slime on somebody and hoping to heaven that it didn't hit you? It got so bad he wasn't able to go out of his house. He's much better now, but watch Unwrapped on Food Network... he never eats a thing and doesn't touch any more than necessary. Poor guy.
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I remember hearing about Marc Summers. He has a serious case of OCD. I think he was on an episode of Oprah where he talked about his issues. He said he had a fringed rug and he had to make sure the fringe was perfectly straight before he could leave the room.
'Howie can never experience giving a stranger a hand job behind the park bushes just after midnight. Everyone should experience that just once.'
Or at 5:45 pm like that other dude.
ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 9:39am.
If he's that much of a germophobe, I wonder if he makes the bitches take care of their hiney business with Clorox wipes. Take THAT, Terrance Howard@
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Bwahahaha! I wonder if he uses the lemon or floral bouquet scent?
Big Wheels!!! That's what they're called!
Clarisse! I wuvs you lady! I thought I was the only one who remembered that show! I used to have an awesome bike like that kid... it had a damn storage compartment under the seat and I would stuff my teddy bear in there... because I had important places to be when I was 3. And I can't be without my teddy!
Aw! I like Howie. I saw him live back when he still had hair! I don't watch his show, but I am glad he found a niche!
GW soon Bobbie!
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
Yea I saw him talking about his "issue" and he mentioned that Donald Trump is the same way. He is a lucky dude because I don't see what his talent is.
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Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 9:55am.
definately, big bear hug and wet sloppy kiss...
oh did i mention i forgot to wash my hair today as well. im sure he'll love that...
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LOL!!
Don't forget to spit a lot when you talk to him.
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
My boyfriend told me about him being a germaphobe and after that it was so funny to watch his eyes pop out of his head whenever one of his crazy contestants tackled him with a hug. He was usually a pretty good sport about it though, but still perhaps two breaths away from a panic attack.
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 9:32am.
Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 9:31am
definately, big bear hug and wet sloppy kiss...
oh did i mention i forgot to wash my hair today as well. im sure he'll love that...
I like Howie, even though the germaphobe thing makes him a little nutcase. Hope he recovers soon!!
Ironically, hospitals have become the one place, where you should really be scared sh!t of germs. My BIL contracted MRSA during his last stay, and that sh!t is nast!! It's really becoming an epidemic that is taken very seriously now.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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If he's that much of a germophobe, I wonder if he makes the bitches take care of their hiney business with Clorox wipes. Take THAT, Terrance Howard@
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Howie's a hypochondriac. Most people have palpitations once in awhile..hes just overly tuned in to them. Goes hand in hand with being a germaphobe. I just dont get why he never went on meds..couldve really helped his ocd issues.
what happened to Patrick Swayze?
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Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 9:31am
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In that case, be sure to get into his personal space and talk really close. I think he likes it too if you're a 'toucher'.
Oh, and say hi for me. ;)
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
no way man, my coat is already on lol
mind you i may get diverted at the timmies downstairs :s
Probably just drinking too much coffee or something. Happened to me. He seems like he's pretty high strung so maybe it was anxiety related otherwise.
Panic attack.
@greenfinch: they were just talking about him on the news and it sounds like he'll be out before you can make it across the street.
(Morning hos and hosers!)
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
he's in the hospital next to my office...perhaps i'll pop in and say hello :P
should go over well non?
Marc Summers, of Dare, Double Dare, and other old Nick shows was a germaphobe. Can you imagine watching slime on somebody and hoping to heaven that it didn't hit you? It got so bad he wasn't able to go out of his house. He's much better now, but watch Unwrapped on Food Network... he never eats a thing and doesn't touch any more than necessary. Poor guy.
As to Howie Mandel... ya know... I didn't know he existed outside of Bobby's World.