Posh Has Skills
Posh can't sing. She can't act. She can't dance. She probably can't cook food. Shit, she probably can't even order food without help. I was going to say she can't even wipe her ass without a slave's assistant, but she doesn't go poo!
Basically, Posh can't do much, but there's one thing she does very well. This is one of the greatest skills a bitch can have. Posh can walk on absolutely anything in the highest of high-heels. Look at this bitch walking around on cobblestone in Rome. It doesn't even faze her ass. If she was in sneakers, her bony nalgas would be sucking the ground. But here she is, gliding like her feet aren't screaming for mercy. Actually, her feet have probably given up. They fell into a coma and aren't waking up. That's how Posh is able to stroll around everywhere in high heels. She has no feeling down there! And she obviously has no feeling in her arms either, because everyone is wearing huge puffy coats and the bitch is dressed like it's springtimes. Okay, she really is a martian.
Now if we can only get a high-heel walk-off between Posh and the Empress of Lucite. Posh does have serious skills, but can she magically glide on sand in a pair of exquisite lucite heels?
P.S. - Posh doesn't know how camera things work either. She's a poser not a taker. So everyone's going to be disappointed when all those pictures come out pitch black.
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It would be a lot pleasanter to the eye if everyone made an effort. Not necessarily skyscraper heels and tight mini skirts but it is a lot better than going about in joggers and manky t-shirts. Fine for walking the dog but not going out and about. I admire Posh (at this moment) simply because I know what it is like to be the mother of sons and although she has an army of nannies...okay it would be easier with nannies but still.
Is dem NEW titties she gots installed? They look bigger den 'fo.
Why isn't she freezing??? You know her legs are bare as well as her arms. No one in wears hose anymore. I remember my mother telling me that only loose women went bare-legged. A lady ALWAYS wears stockings!
Submitted by UKer on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:58am.
Just because someone is taking pictures doesn't mean she needs to look like an idiot. And your final jab is totally lame and juvenile. It must not be fun to try to have an intelligent conversation with you, if you feel you have to attack everyone who disagrees! Just accept that not everyone agrees with you.
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Posh is a novice.
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=3PN1OiWq_ig
Haha! Great skills our Posh.
But Rome's cobblestone is nothing compared to the one in my city (Pavia, in the North).
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Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:43pm.
did you see beckams come to america ? (or something like that) she was really funny, and made fun of herself. she said she doesn't smile because she doesn't like the way it makes her look, not because she's bitchy - tho i'm sure she can be- but she made fun of herself the whole time and obviously doesn't take herself too seriously. she wants to be a fashion icon which is why she is always dressed sooo ferosh, even if it is a little ridic. i think she always looks hawt.
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She has great style, but she'd look so much friendlier if she'd smile. No, I didn't see beckams come to america. Wish I had. Might change my opinion of her.
Gnarled feet or not! she looks fabulous! She has all the time in her elderly years to dress down like all of us and all those ho's in the background! PAIN FOR FASHION, HELLO!
=========I got to hand it to her. Girlfriend is always looking stylish! You go girl! Make them b*tches look at you instead of the landmarks!
I love that she is always looking hot and put together! LOVE YOU GIRL!
This bitch has style and always looks great,she also loves her sons and has a hot hubby.I love this bitch.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Why are her nanny, security and all of the tourist wearing coats, and she and her children are not?! So the paps can get a shot of their clothes? How stupid is that?
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Hekki, I have size 6 little feets that are cute and not gnarled because I do not wear high heels at all. Only on special occasions and only for max 4-6 hours if that! You need to treat your feet well, the type of high heels that Posh and these idiots wear really make your feet look fug. The worst feet I've seen on here are Heidi's though, those are some long ass scary toes. I'm glad it's winter (supposedly, it's like in the 70s-80s in CA, I know unfriggin'believable!)and she's buried her feet in Uggs...!
STFU!!!
UKer, accents ARE really really important in England huh? I remember talking to folks in London and Brits making fun of my accent ad nauseum. You would think they'd be used to Americans there since it's one of the easiest places to get around as an American cause everyone speaks English. I did meet some people who didn't care, but there were quite of few that made fun of my accent and went on and on about Jerry Springer (although, they are very grateful for the Simpsons over there as are most other countries)and whatever else I said, like "oh my god" and "like". I became aware of the fact that I said "like" too much there though, so at least that was a good thing.
STFU!!!
I don't car what you say. She's friggin' hot.
If you wear a coat over the glamourous outfit how is everyone supposed to see it?! Sorry I just got into her head. I think starving yourself for a long time makes your body warmer or something? I'm just trying to explain it, your theory about her wearing these impossibly high heels is the same as mine, MK! I think she's lost ALL feeling in those poor feets of hers. I'm sure they're gnarled beyond recognition!
STFU!!!
posh's sky high heels must be fitted with a heating device..how else can you explain her walking around in bare arms without a coat...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
I hope she remembered to tip the gladiators. Those bitches aren't out there for fun...
Posh must be numb, not a coat, mittens, OR hat! :)
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Have a Nice Day.really :)
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She's too friggin' uppity to smile for anyone.
did you see beckams come to america ? (or something like that) she was really funny, and made fun of herself. she said she doesn't smile because she doesn't like the way it makes her look, not because she's bitchy - tho i'm sure she can be- but she made fun of herself the whole time and obviously doesn't take herself too seriously. she wants to be a fashion icon which is why she is always dressed sooo ferosh, even if it is a little ridic. i think she always looks hawt.
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Mopa on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:47am.
My high heel years were shortlived, so my feet are in pretty good shape. No crocs for me though, regular clogs and sneakers. The rest of my body is another story completely. But, we won't get into that.
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Crocs are not my 'fashion statement' just practical in the drs. office. I have some beautiful shoes from the old corporate days, as well as some vintage 40's pumps from the 40's (from me mudders stash). They are in my museum of shoes and clothes in the basement.
Lawdy I felt sexy in my fuck me shoes. Now I feel sexy in a pair of workboots and my pilot hat. I'm a living doll I tell ya (wtf)
Is there a booger in my nose?
Cobblestones and high heels are a fact of life in most of central Europe.
Most American women wouldn't survive half an hour on the streets of most major European cities.
I like Posh. Leave this un-talented tart alone. At least she is not trying to do anything else but look cute!
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Salem13 said: Do people really smile when they walk down the street? Really? I don't get people that say "she never smiles!!!!!!!!" If I saw you walking down the street smilling I'd think you're fuckin nuts and wouldn't won't you anywhere near me.
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Get real! No matter WHERE you see her or whatever the hell she's doing, she NEVER smiles! Looks like a grumpy, snotty bitch all the time.
Other celebs are seen walking down the streets WITH smiles all the time, but not Posh. She's too friggin' uppity to smile for anyone.
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Why would Posh cook food; she doesn't eat food!
I can't believe this woman apparently goes sightseeing in effing 4 inch heels and apparently without a coat when it's freezing outside. You can see her nips through her dress. I have to say, Posh always looks faboo whenever she goes out in the public eye. Apparently what other people think of her is quite important to her, so important in fact that she'll sacrifice her feet and titties...
*What kind of fuckery is this?*
she always looks amazing!!
good talent to have
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:48pm.
Farrah: Emma Thompson is my fave!
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@DeeDee: Operation Spray Tan is serious bidness. Trust me, i have to "operate" that one on myself every summer!
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Farrah: Emma Thompson is my fave!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:40pm.
you really think i have not thought of spraying his ass and let him hang out to dry?? LOL!
Thanks, hun. Same to you. You're a seriously HAWT couple!
@Uker: well, then you know you just need to be happy and grateful your family made it too. Who cares about "class".
Speaking of "upper class". I'm watching "The Remains of The Day"!
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@Farrah Bwahahaha, Operation Spray Tan! You funny beesh.
Green Is Good,
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Heeheeheeheeheeeee
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:46am.
Green Is Good,
Trekies unite!
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I'm down with that.
LMAO Farrah I was just f*ckin wid u, the pale looks good on him.
Anyways, I'm glad you guys are happy. You deserve it sweetie! both of you! :)
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Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:26pm.
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that was exactly my point, i'm jewish too, and believe me, i think the class system in the uk is fucked up too.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:32pm.
Awwww Farrah, your man is lucky to have you. ♥
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not really, hunny. I'm lucky to have him, he keeps on reminding me about the most important things in life. A roof over our heads, food on our plates, family, and G'd in our lives. He drives a beat up pick up, but to me, it's better than a stupid Rolls Royce. ♥
@Snowpiece: i KNOW!! i'm thinking "Operation Spray Tan". He's such a heavy sleeper, all i need is spray him while he's laying on one side, and then wait till he turns around. BWAHAHAHA!! i'm gonna tell him i got the idea from YOU.♥
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:20pm.
Farrah pants, I want to hook up with your Papa!
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suuuurw my dad would love him a cute, young blondie! since he's 76 and all that. But G'd bless him, because even tho we had everything and then some, were spoiled to the max, he always taught us that working hard and respecting those less fortunate was the most important thing. I ♥ my "papito".
@DeeDee: DUH! works all the time, you fool!
@Clarisse: G'd bless your daddy. Now that's a REAL man.
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Awwww Farrah, your man is lucky to have you. ♥
but Farrah, he's so paaaaaale ! LOL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Wrong post! Sorry!
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:43am
lol! Yep, still friends. Sometimes I feel as old as cobblestones, though. I'll be 46 this year. UGH!
Holy shit, I'm editing my posts because I'm losing my mind and fucking them up.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:47am.
My high heel years were shortlived, so my feet are in pretty good shape. No crocs for me though, regular clogs and sneakers. The rest of my body is another story completely. But, we won't get into that.
Submitted by Mopa on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:21pm.
hahaha. That's not old. I actually went to school in Boston. We heard the Boston Pops premiere the 1812 Overture.
Submitted by UKer on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:13pm.
we have quite a few very rich jewish families here, but they will never be seen as upper class, because they can't trace their families to the royal family and accents sadly are still very important.
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is it really THAT important??
pfft. We Jews really don't give a damn about being considered "posh" or "upper class". We made it thru hell, we don't give a damn as long as we are with our loved ones. Trust me, my grandma was thisclose to getting on the "Exodus 1947". Thank G'd she didn't and made it to South America.
Btw, my boyfriend is British. Low class, school of hard knocks. I'm proud of him. Hard working man, sweet as it comes. His family is also incredibly sweet. Thank G'd for "lower class".
*end rant*
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:21pm.
angel ! OMG Jilly Cooper used to be my fave, I'd fogotten about her!
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Yeah, I haven't read her in ages either but she's so fun:)
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:01pm.
As far as Becks, yeh, I would ride him like a circus pony, but I would ball gag him first!
C, you know the Armani ads were digitally enhanced, right?
angel ! OMG Jilly Cooper used to be my fave, I'd fogotten about her!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Farrah pants, I want to hook up with your Papa!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:14pm.
oh no! the "mija" curse! well, my dad is a tall, Spanish (now ver much Chilean)who only has smoked a couple of Cohibas, but man, the fist time he saw me in a pair of ripped jeans (on which i had spent quite a lot) he looked at me in horror and said "No, "mijita"!! "you are going shopping tomorrow!!" i pulled that one a good couple of times...
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Ooooo, good one. Now that I think back, I could have worked that scam instead of trying to keep those raggedy pants. My dad still calls me "mija" or "mi hita". ♥♥
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:08pm.
angel_i,
Do they still have that nouveau riche thing going on??
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You know how I introduced myself to this? (Really - I should be in charge of revamping the school system, it would be WAY more fun!) Jilly Cooper - Class. It's a really funny book about UK class system. (edited for WTF?)
Posh would now be considered Telestocracy - the only thing worse than...hmm...they wouldn't say "Noveau Riche"...that's too French...Upper Middle, I think...which is where she came from.
And I don't even know if "Posh" is considered a flattery...Uker..?:P
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Farrah! DeeDee!
Nope, my papi was a tall hill-billy, but "he worked hard to put clothes on my back, and I was not going to walk around looking like a hobo."
(watch me tie this in...)
Sort of like the British class distinctions. New money probably grew up poor and earned their money. They wanted the best for their kids, but the kids were embarrassed by it. Victoria grew up just wanting a goll-damn pair of ripped jeans!!!
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.