Posh Has Skills
Posh can't sing. She can't act. She can't dance. She probably can't cook food. Shit, she probably can't even order food without help. I was going to say she can't even wipe her ass without a slave's assistant, but she doesn't go poo!
Basically, Posh can't do much, but there's one thing she does very well. This is one of the greatest skills a bitch can have. Posh can walk on absolutely anything in the highest of high-heels. Look at this bitch walking around on cobblestone in Rome. It doesn't even faze her ass. If she was in sneakers, her bony nalgas would be sucking the ground. But here she is, gliding like her feet aren't screaming for mercy. Actually, her feet have probably given up. They fell into a coma and aren't waking up. That's how Posh is able to stroll around everywhere in high heels. She has no feeling down there! And she obviously has no feeling in her arms either, because everyone is wearing huge puffy coats and the bitch is dressed like it's springtimes. Okay, she really is a martian.
Now if we can only get a high-heel walk-off between Posh and the Empress of Lucite. Posh does have serious skills, but can she magically glide on sand in a pair of exquisite lucite heels?
P.S. - Posh doesn't know how camera things work either. She's a poser not a taker. So everyone's going to be disappointed when all those pictures come out pitch black.
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Who cares about the class system in England. But if you are driving a rolls royce to school, with a driver, you are not poor, you are well off. Might be a disgusting attempt to display wealth, but that is what Vicky is all about. The whole point for me is that I have every right to poke fun at this lady. She has become a cartoon character for most of the USA.
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:17pm.
Who cares about the class system in England. But if you are driving a rolls royce to school, with a driver, you are not poor and well off. So what if it is new money. The whole point for me is that I have every right to poke fun at this lady. She has become a cartoon character for most of the USA.
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Yeah but who really cares, she can give head like a Dyson on steroids!
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:08pm.
Is your dad a short chicano who likes to smoke Swisher Sweets cigarillos? I wasn't allowed to wear ripped jeans. "No mija of mine is going to walk around looking like a bum."
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oh no! the "mija" curse! well, my dad is a tall, Spanish (now ver much Chilean)who only has smoked a couple of Cohibas, but man, the fist time he saw me in a pair of ripped jeans (on which i had spent quite a lot) he looked at me in horror and said "No, "mijita"!! "you are going shopping tomorrow!!" i pulled that one a good couple of times...
@Zomay and Uker: what's going on, sluts? we have voting to do, MASS VOTING, not fighting!
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@ Hekki
It's the truth. Years ago, I thought my shoe size was etched in stone. There are no regulations on how to size shoes and your true size can differ quite a considerable amount. I range from 6 1/2 to 8. When purchasing those pointy toed monstuhs (used to love um) make sure they FIT COMFORTABLY. Nevermind the size.
It can affect your back, hips and legs. If you have foot pain or back pain it can render you immobile.
In this office, I've seen some SCARYYYYY feet. Extreme bunions where the toe is severely deformed. I went home and kissed my toes for being so cute.
*steps off soapbox, trips and falls offa my 5 inch stilettoooooes*
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:06pm.
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do you even know what being posh or upper class means in the uk? it's more to do with how old your family is and what class system they belong to, we have quite a few very rich jewish families here, but they will never be seen as upper class, because they can't trace their families to the royal family and accents sadly are still very important.
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Do people really smile when they walk down the street? Really? I don't get people that say "she never smiles!!!!!!!!" If I saw you walking down the street smilling I'd think you're fuckin nuts and wouldn't won't you anywhere near me.
As to Posh whatever. I liked her when I was 12 and she weighed more then 90 lbs.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
angel_i,
Do they still have that nouveau riche thing going on??
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
Clarisse on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:01pm.
DeeDee!
Did we have the same father??? I managed to "trade" for a pair of ripped jeans that somehow never made it back from the wash…
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Is your dad a short chicano who likes to smoke Swisher Sweets cigarillos? I wasn't allowed to wear ripped jeans. "No mija of mine is going to walk around looking like a bum."
Hahahahaha, circus pony.
Yes UKER you said she "was never posh or upper class".
Last sentence in your thesis.
But thankyou for the schooling on the origin of the name "Posh". I had no idea she was in a pop group. What was the pop group called again?
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:05pm.
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absolutely! you can be richer than the queen in this country but if you're not upper clkass, people look down on you, that is the class system in this country sadly.
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Submitted by Zappy: "Much damage is done to the foot by wearing those heeled monstuhs.
My feet are cute..no hammertoes, bunions or fungally things."
Yeah! My mom has perfect feet because she never wore heels, EVER. Some old ladies have gnarled, buniony, hobbled feet. I had a whole discussion with an old lady about that one day. She said if she could change one thing about her life it would be to have not worn high heels every day of her adult life. She said her feet, knees, hips and back are in constant pain and she blames heels for it.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:02pm.
Well actually "UKER" she was always well off. Her father made very good money and she said:
She was embarrassed by her family's wealth and often begged her father not to drop her off outside the school in their Rolls Royce.
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Yeah, but the class system over there is complex. She'd be new money. I do believe that's considered kinda tacky....Uker?
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:02pm.
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Go bck and read what i said, i said her family were well off, can you read????
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Well actually "UKER" she was always well off. Her father made very good money and she said:
She was embarrassed by her family's wealth and often begged her father not to drop her off outside the school in their Rolls Royce.
Sounds a bit wealthy to me.
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:56am
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if ppl went around smiling to themselves for no reason while walking down the streetthey'd look crazy.
oh and......
FUCK YOU ZOOMAY.
The truth hurts like two hard dicks going in your butt without lube. MK
DeeDee!
Did we have the same father??? I managed to "trade" for a pair of ripped jeans that somehow never made it back from the wash…
As far as Becks, yeh, I would ride him like a circus pony, but I would ball gag him first!
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
MK wrote: "Basically, Posh can't do much, but there's one thing she does very well. This is one of the greatest skills a bitch can have. Posh can walk on absolutely anything in the highest of high-heels."
It IS a skill.
I can't believe I was wearing heels (and commuting in them) every day when I was pregnant with my first. What a moron. I think I was in denial that this event was going to change anything about my life. Ha.
There's a Team Posh? Go figure.
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that kid wearing the fuck out of those sunglasses and holding that purse is a posh spice in the making. mommy is teaching her skills.
UKer on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:55am.
she has never said, oh look at me i'm so posh, she's actually from Essex just like David, her parents were quite wrell off and she went to private schools but she was never posh or upper class.
i guess you just don't ger her, which is kinda sad.
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Haaahaaahaaahaaahaaaa, sad indeed.
Submitted by nobodys business on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:49am.
nobodys business
Does this woman ever, EVER smile?????? Is she afraid of getting wrinkles or is she afraid her face might crack?
I never smile either...just because..I do smile online though :) :) :D
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:44
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she doesn't call herself posh, that was her nickname in the spice girls, it was meant as a bit of a joke because she was always dressed in designer stuff even all those years ago. she has never said, oh look at me i'm so posh, she's actually from Essex just like David, her parents were quite wrell off and she went to private schools but she was never posh or upper class.
i guess you just don't ger her, which is kinda sad.
i wonder if those faux Romans asked her if she came from Stingeytown like they did me when I over "tipped" them for pics...
I hope so, cuz she probably was from Stingeytown...overrated celebuwhore
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Does this woman ever, EVER smile?????? Is she afraid of getting wrinkles or is she afraid her face might crack?
@ Mopa
I hear ya! If I had to go back to Corporate America and wear heels, I'd just be delerious from the altitude. I wear sneakers or (that lovely fashion statement) crocs (depends on which job I'm going to)
I worked in Orthopaedics for years, now a Podiatrist. Much damage is done to the foot by wearing those heeled monstuhs.
My feet are cute..no hammertoes, bunions or fungally things.
Is there a booger in my nose?
Any lady who calls herself "Posh" is open season on Dlisted. We come here to make fun of things...right?
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Submitted by Mopa on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:41am.
Only once did I ever walk on cobblestones in high heals. It was at Faneuil Hall in Boston in my early 20's.
Of course, the cobblestones were new then. Kidding!! Still friends?
I think Posh plays it up to the hilt. Last year there was a 'Reality' show about them coming to America. She played the Bimbo to the hilt. She was very funny. Those kids are obviously loved and spoiled I'm sure, but they are tended to by their mother.
Love her sense of style. They never show her from the back cuz bitch ain't got no booty.
Booty a good thang.
Is there a booger in my nose?
Only once did I ever walk on cobblestones in high heals. It was at Faneuil Hall in Boston in my early 20's. My friend talked me into going to Houlihans one night and I actually drank more than one drink. Very unusual for me, even back then. Somehow, I made it across the cobblestones and onto the train afterwards. I have no idea how. Last time I visited back home and tried to walk on cobblestones in sneakers, I barely stayed on my feet. I was tripping all over the place. Oh, to be young and well balanced again. I don't think I could even stand on high heals at this point in my life.
Clarisse on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:32am.
DeeDee!
I forgot about those!!! I was not allowed to buy them. =/
If I was married to Becks, all of my clothes would be easy access!!! Grrrrrrrrr
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I tried in vain to buy jeans like that too. But my dad wasn't having any of that from his teenage daughter.
ITA, Beck is one hot piece. *writing in my Trapper Keeper "Mrs. DeeDee Becks, Mrs. David Becks, Mrs. DeeDee David Becks"* :P
DeeDee!
I forgot about those!!! I was not allowed to buy them. =/
If I was married to Becks, all of my clothes would be easy access!!! Grrrrrrrrr
As far as these kids being on holiday…I think these kids are the least of the worlds worry when and Suri, the Federline and the Jolie-Pitt children start to run amok.
At least they have a very attentive loving mother, even if she has ever-ready nips!
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
It's so rare to see people that have an actual talent....Walk, Posh! Show them how to do it!!!
I covet that woman's shoes.....and clothes.....sigh.
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OOPS....I forgot to mention that I actually like Posh. Guess I'm just in the mood to dissect her a bit. My bad! Everyone on TEAM POSH...just calm down...just calllllllllm down.
lol. ;P
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Clarisse on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:18am.
*grabs ice cube, strikes a posh pose*
Hey…my fashion forward Dlisters…the dress she is wearing…do you suppose that the zipper in the back is functional allll the way up?
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I think it goes all the way up Clarisse. That dress reminds me of those "fuck me" jeans they use to make. You know, the ones with the zipper that goes from front to back.
I usually have nice calves when I wear high heels...yet Posh has nada...no definition. Weird!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
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Do these kids go to school? She made such a big deal out of looking for a school for her little British babies and now they are all over Rome with her?
Another generation of flighty, shallow celebspawns for society to suffer through... really, this is how revolutions start.
*grabs ice cube, strikes a posh pose*
Hey…my fashion forward Dlisters…the dress she is wearing…do you suppose that the zipper in the back is functional allll the way up?
Dammn! I was having the GREATEST dream this morning, but the alarm went off before I did!!! I'll be feisty all day now!
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
I love how the haters have to criticise her looks because they can't find anything else to throw at her.
She is a great mother and a loving wife, she is so selfdepricating and very very funny, she is loyal to her family, a much better role model than santa angelina, at least She doesn't go around, stealing other people's husbands, and selling pictures of her children to the rags.
TEAM POSH.
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This would look great on her, plus in her world it is cheap!:
http://www1.bloomingdales.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=121156&Categ...
Would love to dress this chick.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:09am.
She has NO ass...but she does have these weird saddle bag things that kinda sag down the back of her dress. YUCK.
ew I didnt notice that but your right! It might be the weird pose she is in but still...
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She has NO ass...but she does have these weird saddle bag things that kinda sag down the back of her dress. YUCK.
Personally I think she doesn't look as starved as she usually does...
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She looks more like a boy...than her boys do.
lol
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:02am.
*waiting to take your pic*
Honestly, I couldn't give two shits (or one even) what posh is wearing. If she doesn't want to wear, a coat fine. But having the kids runaround like that, all sans coat and winter attire is just damn neglectful. Not as bad as Suri, though, since one of them has a light coat. Then again, no one has it as bad as Suri.
Sheeps,
LOL! Maybe her bodyguard is American? Or maybe he is just a puss!
No, ok. You may have a point there.
Still got nothing against Victoria. If I knew some knob was just waiting to take my pic, I would ice up the nips and put on my heels too.
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
Morning Dlisters!
I can't help but love Posh, and I can't really explain it. Maybe it's because she seems like a great mother, or maybe because she can pull of feats like walking on cobblestone in stilettos. Either way, my hat goes off to her.
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Sheeps on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:56am.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:55am.
Sheeps, you have exactly what Vicky needs.
If you mean wool, you're right. If you mean anything more, no thanks.
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Wool!