Posh Has Skills
Posh can't sing. She can't act. She can't dance. She probably can't cook food. Shit, she probably can't even order food without help. I was going to say she can't even wipe her ass without a slave's assistant, but she doesn't go poo!
Basically, Posh can't do much, but there's one thing she does very well. This is one of the greatest skills a bitch can have. Posh can walk on absolutely anything in the highest of high-heels. Look at this bitch walking around on cobblestone in Rome. It doesn't even faze her ass. If she was in sneakers, her bony nalgas would be sucking the ground. But here she is, gliding like her feet aren't screaming for mercy. Actually, her feet have probably given up. They fell into a coma and aren't waking up. That's how Posh is able to stroll around everywhere in high heels. She has no feeling down there! And she obviously has no feeling in her arms either, because everyone is wearing huge puffy coats and the bitch is dressed like it's springtimes. Okay, she really is a martian.
Now if we can only get a high-heel walk-off between Posh and the Empress of Lucite. Posh does have serious skills, but can she magically glide on sand in a pair of exquisite lucite heels?
P.S. - Posh doesn't know how camera things work either. She's a poser not a taker. So everyone's going to be disappointed when all those pictures come out pitch black.
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if I could afford it and my feet could handle it I would dress like Posh everyday. Look at her body, it's killer and when you look hot why not show it off, it's not like she has her tits out or something. team POSH
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She feels the pain and the cold but she endures it for the sake of fashion.
Posh definitely has skillz. I can't make MY nips sit up and beg, can you?
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Submitted by kacky on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:55am.
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why is she an attention whore? if ppl are gonna take pictures of her, she might as well use it to promote one of her dresses, i'd do the same.
VB is hot, if you can't handler it then that your problem.
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:55am.
Sheeps, you have exactly what Vicky needs.
If you mean wool, you're right. If you mean anything more, no thanks.
UKer oh ok thanks, yeah Romeo is the hot one, the others look like Oor Wullie! LMAO (still cute tho)
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
What an attention whore. Is one single other person dressed like that?!
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Sheeps, you have exactly what Vicky needs.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:49am.
As for Victoria not wearing a coat…Vick is a British gal
That's a good argument, Ms. Clarisse, cept her hunky Brit bodyguard is wearing 200-wt NF fleece. I think she's bound to show off her nips and wool suit.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:50am.
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that would be Romeo, the middle kid with the cutest gay face ever and the side parting, even victoiria admitted in an interview that he was very feminine
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LOVE ANDERSON, now that's a career to go after.
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which son is the one y'all are speculating on? the one here with the longer hair is the cutest one I think, is that Brooklyn?
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Miss Priss on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:44am
I know!
*clicks other window, make resume look purdy*
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As for Victoria not wearing a coat…Vick is a British gal…they are in Rome…what would it be there this time of year? 60 degrees? That is damn near balmy!
It's like in Florida, you can always tell the visitors from the natives on a 60 degree day. The natives are in sweats and mittens, the visitors are in shorts!
Those ijits in the back all bundled up are probably from Los Angeles.
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
Ha Haaaaaa ...I forgot what I was gonna say cuz patients keep coming in the office..grrrIs there a booger in my nose?
oh yeah Brandi, I saw that last night on aol. Wow....dare to dream, LOL
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
No wonder her nips of steel are able to penetrate wool dresses, she is freezing to death! I actually like her style most of the time, she is like Dita, always dressed up. I wish i could pull off heels that high just 1/4 of the amount of time she wears them. She always looks so put together... I wonder if she even changes into comfy clothes when she gets home & its all private...
Not sure how to say "Nips on Parade" in Italian.
Green Is Good,
Trekies unite!
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Submitted by GlitterKitty on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:18am.
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speak for yourself, i'm british and i love her, and so do most people i know.
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She looks really, really stupid. The fact that she's too insecure to dress casually in public to spend time with her boys is lame. I'm sure they would rather be with their mother instead of "Posh".
Those boys are super cute though, especially the middle one. And the middle one is gay, mark my words.
How in the holy hell does she stay warm??? She had no body fat. It makes no sense. And compared to everyone else in the photo, her kids don't look very bundled up either. Maybe she has Katie Holmes syndrome, where she dresses her kids inappropriately for the weather, & now it's affecting her too.
For me, the most interesting thing about these pictures is that IT'S FREEEAKING FREEEZING COLD!!! But Vick needs to showcase her outfit so she ain't letting nothing deter her from that goal.
PUT ON A COAT YOU IDIOT.
Posh, I like her.. that's it.
The middle child is already metro.
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that hair is horrible. i have two young boys 3 and 5 i understand the looking fab part but i do hope that at home she runs around with them in jeans and a t--how much fun can you have when you are sucked into clothes and have high heels on. just sayin..
With the short haircut, she reminds me of an elf....BUT it is very hard to walk in heels all the time, so good balance, Posh.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:17am.
"Computer, locate Captain Picard, it's time for his sponge bath."
and:
She looks like a hooker on the Starship Enterprise.
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Ha ha ha!
So the Holo-deck is booked for the next couple of hours. Damnit!
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Hell yeah I want that job!!!
Imagine!!!
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I know it's not nice to speculate about a child but romeo will soon be growing into a little cute gay teehage boy, he's the closest posh will get to having a girl.
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CTH!!!!!!!!!!
How excited are you that it's snowing again????
Oh shit. That was off topic. Sorry MK!!
lizardbits1,
FMP's…hmmm…I wonder if they have Fk Me Crocs?????
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
That is funny that even her asisstant is dressed in a huge coat and a scarf and there she is in a dress and no jacket. She must not be a full human...she doesn't even get cold.
Being able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose isn't a talent?
I betcha Becks would disagree.
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HOLY SHIT SLUTS!
New Job offer
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Dust off your resumes and click it!!!!
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Is there any time Posh doesn't treat the planet to a view of her constantly ERECT NIPPLES?
At least she owns a pair of jeans... Dita Von Teese anybody? I'm sure Victoria owns sweats to work out in... she just doesn't let anybody see them.
Albatross on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:28am.
LOL! That boob job is hideous. Haircut's bad, too.
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She is 100% always on display. In her mind her life is a magazine.
:) Oh well, something for her to live for I guess!
she's a grinch
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Dunno, I understand not being a slob, but dressed to the nines everytime you leave the fucking house is tarded too.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Yeah, she is a bit ridiculous most of the time but I like her anyway. She is definitely in a league of her own when it comes to fashion. The few times she has dressed down, she still looks flawless-it amazes me really. If I had her money, hell yeah I'd be wearing Louboutins and fabulous clothes. I don't like sloppy, that is just me. She does seem like a great Mom and she is working for her money, so you can't begrudge her that.
*checks Clarisse connection* yup still active.
I love shoes though... I wish my back could stand it. I have a niiiice pair of three inch of FMPs that I NEVER wear because not only would I fall and kill myself, but I couldn't be able to F, which is the purpose of such shoes.
SNOW!!
Those nips could cut glass!!!
lizardbits1,
*fans self*
Oh...that made me fluttery!
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:p where can I suck it? LOL
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:15am.
She looks like a hooker on the Starship Enterprise.
LOL! That boob job is hideous. Haircut's bad, too.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:16am.
Say what you will about Victoria, but she is a hands on mother. Who cares if she likes to play dress-up.
ITA Clarisse, she's a really good Mom I think.
I love Posh, you can all suck it, ;P she's my hero in those heels, why do you think I had foot surgery! LOL and check out those fierce nips!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
OK, i did see some girl at the mall the other day wearing her PJ bottoms I thought that was ridiculous.
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"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Everyone is wearing a coat except for vicky. She must have Suri syndrome.
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Man alive! If I were to wear a one inch heel my back would be barking at me for days!!! Although, if I were Posh, I'd have the Becks massaging me everynight...
FOUND THE REASON WHY SHE WEARS THE SHOES!!! I would NOT mind David using his soccer muscles on my back, and he's be the type to know what the hell he was doing.
She must have Barbie feet at this point, they just don't go flat foot anymore.
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