Posh Has Skills
Posh can't sing. She can't act. She can't dance. She probably can't cook food. Shit, she probably can't even order food without help. I was going to say she can't even wipe her ass without a slave's assistant, but she doesn't go poo!
Basically, Posh can't do much, but there's one thing she does very well. This is one of the greatest skills a bitch can have. Posh can walk on absolutely anything in the highest of high-heels. Look at this bitch walking around on cobblestone in Rome. It doesn't even faze her ass. If she was in sneakers, her bony nalgas would be sucking the ground. But here she is, gliding like her feet aren't screaming for mercy. Actually, her feet have probably given up. They fell into a coma and aren't waking up. That's how Posh is able to stroll around everywhere in high heels. She has no feeling down there! And she obviously has no feeling in her arms either, because everyone is wearing huge puffy coats and the bitch is dressed like it's springtimes. Okay, she really is a martian.
Now if we can only get a high-heel walk-off between Posh and the Empress of Lucite. Posh does have serious skills, but can she magically glide on sand in a pair of exquisite lucite heels?
P.S. - Posh doesn't know how camera things work either. She's a poser not a taker. So everyone's going to be disappointed when all those pictures come out pitch black.
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she's not relevant, but she has nice shoes. now, when is the off topic conversation? i need to bitch.
I can't blame her for looking good. Too many folks wear pj's to the store. Tim Gunn calls it "The Slobification of America".
The tradeoff are her feet. Not. Pretty. At. All.
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I am going to go ahead ans say she's not relevant, but that's just me. I don't know about anybody else
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"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Her entire purpose in life now is to be photographed while wearing ridiculous outfits. What a sad and shallow woman.
Do you guys still care about Posh? Seriously, talk about past it. Is she relevant in the USA?
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Say what you will about Victoria, but she is a hands on mother. Who cares if she likes to play dress-up.
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
damn no wonder Posh never smiles she looks weird when she does smile. Keep yer teef in there Posh. Thanks
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
She looks like a hooker on the Starship Enterprise.
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I was gunna hate on her for wearing heels every fucking were but then I stopped myself..If I could I would dress up everywhere I go except im like 5'7 and the bf is only 5'9 and everytime I where heels I look like a dam Giant with a limp
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I never stay on topic :)
Posh always looks happier when she is with her children.
In one of the pictures, she is actually smiling!
It was very refreshing for me to see her in a t-shirt, jeans and flip flops, but I think that was a one time thing.
hate this bitch, but her shoes are always fierce.
and I can berely walk from my car to my desk in high heels I can't imagine walking on cobblestone on those loubotins.
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
PS: love her shoes
bawahhhahhhhahhhahhhhahhhaa @ her 'bony nalgas'