Circus Of The Crackies!
How is Camden functioning without their main crackie?! The ice pops are piling up to the ceiling. The drug dealers are forced to get in the bread line. The pappies are slapping each other, because they miss their daily beating from Amy Wino. Camden needs their crackie, but she's busy hanging on to ropes and shit in St. Lucia. Yes, Wino! Ropes aren't only used to tie around arm while getting shot deep.
The Crackie of the Caribbean is taking trapeze lessons at her hotel now. You know she was fucking pissed when she found out what a trapeze was. The description in the hotel activities book probably read: "You'll fly higher than ever before!" This is not what she had in mind.
In other crackabean news, Wino's island fuck (ew) has flown away! Wino was smoking on Josh Bowman's pipe, but he left on Sunday and her crackgina isn't sad about it. The Sun says Wino told some of the guests, “Josh has gone home. He was lovely. But it was a holiday thing. I still love my Blake. While he’s locked away, I’m still gonna have a good time. He can’t do anything about it.”
Wait. Blaaaaake is still her Blaaaaaaaaake?! Obviously, none of her whores told her that he kind of wants to D-I-V-O-R-C-E her. Don't tell her! As long as she keeps shouting for her Blaaaaaake, the world can keep spinning. Now if she can only hire a private investigator to track down her crackhive and bring it back to her head where it belongs. That Chico Marx mop is not the look.
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I still hope Wino will pull through.
She is surprisingly flexible though.
Besides the attempted change of daily routine, i really appreciate she finnaly changed out of that scruffy white bikini
Oh...my...goodness. Those pictures are sublime. Amy Winehouse and her chunky rehab belly trying to get all cirque du soleil on us. What makes it perfect is that someone made money off those photos. Lewis Carroll could not have dreamed up anything as strange as the caption that would accompany that photo and the reasons why anyone would care. Seriously, think about how you'd explain that photo (and why the public would even care to see it) to someone who new nothing about Amy Winehouse, or celebrity culture for that matter, and you'll see my point. Just sublime. Those pictures makes me love my absurd fellow people.
God bless her for getting clean and trying something new.
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Face it. We'd ALL look happier and healthier with a couple-three weeks in the Caribbean!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:40pm.
By the looks of it, Amy has gained a pound or two which means she is getting healthier, which means we may get a third CD out of her before she kicks the bucket.
My reason for wanting her to get better are plain selfish. I happen to ADORE her music, she need to keep doing it.
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It's the Bitch Stole My Fish little dude!!!!!!! Yehaaaaa!
On topic: blech.
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Submitted by Thornhill on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:28pm.
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Hey, T, has someone translated that Chinese for you?
Talk about redundant. Since when does Wino need to go to Clown School??
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WHEN did Rojo use the ginge for good? She could have used her self as an emergancy cone at an accident to divert traffic NO!!! NEVER!!! She just sits there!--Tookinstein
That's my GURL! Go AMY!
She's rubber and you're glue, words bounce off her and stick to you.
At least that's what I learned in the 5th grade.
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After this holiday Ms Winehouse will announce her world tour dates. Tentative names for her tour are Craque de Soleil or Cirque de Craque.
A beergut on a slim woman is very appealing...Not..
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Don't look for what's lost but live for what's left...Niller...
im proud of her for becoming Nike's new spokeswhore. at least she is trying to get her shit together...
I *knew* it; that other guy got his picture in the paper and went home. Now she's looking to play around again and flaunting it in Blaaaaake!'s face. This is going to be one interesting divorce.
wtf is she doing twirling on a swing?! my god, she's really going insane
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her fugness is soo fucking offensive
She has to be one of the most unattractive women I have ever seen.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Well, at least this time she's high but not because of drugs.
that guy helping amy with her trapeze act must have a STRONG nose and stomach to be that upclose to wino's cracked out puss and ass and not throw up....
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
She can learn another skill in case this singing thing doesn't work out..great! Wino is MEGA delusional about Blaaaakkke! JEEZUS!
STFU!!!
Look! Clean peen does a body good!
She's looking better than ever! Of course, her detox involved ditching her husband, but Blaaaaake Incarcerated's time incarcerated and put into rehab sure seems to have helped her a lot.
Stay healthy, girl, and belt out them tunes!
Edited to add: Props for having the makeup not nearly as slapdashly applied with a trowel!
"They purchased 3 extra apartments. 2 are for Tommy's ego, the other is for Katie's tears."-MK
Tried out some of her music to see what the big deal was. Not that great. Not even good. That is one annoying voice. Match that with the face and you have "induced vomiting". Totally over rated.
Where's Stevie Nicks?
I think she's starting to look healthier. Something has changed about her for sure - I'm sure it's being off the drugs - and she looks great with meat on her bones. Hopefully next she'll stop smoking and maybe save her looks - whatever looks she can salvage, that is.
Now homegirl needs to go back home and cut a new record. Make a full comeback, Amy! You can do it - I have faith in you! lol
By the looks of it, Amy has gained a pound or two which means she is getting healthier, which means we may get a third CD out of her before she kicks the bucket.
Goodbye, Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
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Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:54pm.
Winoloonies are so happy that Blake's going back to the gutter
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While I am concerned about the possible environmental impact by introducing such toxic garbage into the gutter, all humans should be grateful that is nearly flushed down, not just Winoloonies. Blaaaaake is Paris Hilton's inverted vagina: walking, talking multiple communicable diseases.
"They purchased 3 extra apartments. 2 are for Tommy's ego, the other is for Katie's tears."-MK
Well at least she'll have a new skill to exhibit at her next show (If she ever has a next show). The daring young crackie on a flying trapeze!
Winoloonies are so happy that Blake's going back to the gutter.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
I just don't get it. This bitch gets, what, four gigs last year, shows up for like on of them, and spends the rest of the time getting high. And she needs a vacation??? From what??? The pressures of being a drugged out cunt?
And so it goes.
Ugly ass hairdo aside, she looks better than she has in ages.
That looks fun. And she seems very limber for a crackhead. I'm still rooting for that crazy ho.
If Blaaaake really wanted to divorce her, methinks he would have just filed instead of "announcing" that he wants to divorce her. That golddigger ain't going to let go of that money bag that easy.
I hope they replace that trapeze bar when she's done. I wouldn't want to be the next ho up on it.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:40am.
I don't think Amy can swim. She looks very tentative at the edge of a gentle sea.
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She hasn't been exposed to water (of any kind) in a few months, not sure what to do with it, probably
LMFAO @ Green. Now my oatmeal is repeating on me...
Is there a booger in my nose?
Jesus Christ, how long has she been on vacation?? Shouldn't she have a tan by now?
That's a smart move. Putting a drugged up bitch on a trapeze. Hope there's a mop and bucket nearby.
I don't think Amy can swim. She looks very tentative at the edge of a gentle sea. She needs some sorta exercise beyond hanging off a trapeze bar. Frolicking with Josh doesn't count.
at least she changed the "grimey' bikini bottom, or is it just grimyer?
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
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Yea, Blake wants a Divorce, do they hide the interwebs, newspapers and other sources to news from her?
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she definitely looks better, but as much as I love her, I have a hard time believing she is done with drugs for good.
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does Amy know what she is doing in that swing? or where she is? or who? ;>
stay right there Amy, you're in your element.
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Have a Nice Day.really :)
She still wants to get back with Blaaaaaaaaake???!?!!? Wha?? Dang...that was fast!! That hunk left and she grabbed the nearest crack rock to smoke and POOF!!! "I love Blaaaaaaaaake again!!"
Grrrr...come on now Wino me girl...get your shizz together! Plzz!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
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It's nice to see her looking a bit healthier and sort of happy. I hope it sticks.
she looks a bit healthier and cleaner looking
I didn't think she would be so bend-y.
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Submitted by loozer on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:19am.
Oh, she floats through the air with the greatest of ease,
This daring young crackie on the flying trapeze;
Her actions are graceful, all crackies she does please,
My love she has purloined away.
LOL! Too bad she wasn't caption of the day. You would have won. : )
honestly, going by her sudden belly weight gain, I think she's discovered the joys of boozing.
at least booze is legal.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Mrs. G- Hopefully his day is coming. I do appreciate that MK is not a media attention whore like Perez, but I hope some day he gets the credit he is due.
Oh, she floats through the air with the greatest of ease,
This daring young crackie on the flying trapeze;
Her actions are graceful, all crackies she does please,
My love she has purloined away.
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This is sorta off topic: The radio station I listen to at work is ALWAYS talking about MK's posts but they never mention his name or blog... Perez Hilton on the other hand has all these guest spots on a different radio station and he gets a lot of promotion...MK is a gazillion and one times better
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I never stay on topic :)