Tuesday, January 13th 2009

My Idol

No, not these two twats. I'm talking about the hot bitch in this story. Whoever you are, come up and collect your prize: a taint slap from me and a hall-full bottle of Svedka (it was on sale!).

At HBO's Golden Globes party, some drunk bitch stumbled up to Brad Pitt and tried to hold the booze barf when she told him that he looked fugly in that BENJAMIN BUTTON'S shit! A source told This Is London,Brad was enjoying a cocktail and chatting with friends at party when this woman, who was clearly drunk, approached him. She went on and on about how the aging make-up in The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button made him look ugly as a dog'.

The source went on, “Brad listened politely and explained that the make-up was essential to telling the story properly. The woman finally piped down for a moment, then looked closely at Brad's face. She then said, And you should definitely shave that goatee because it looks just horrible', before marching off. Brad's buddies cracked up laughing.

This drunk bitch is the voice of the people!!! She needs to be our next Speaker of the House, because she speaks the truth.....after a few Appletinis, Boilermakers and Kamikaze shots.

And can somebody tell Jennifer Aniston that she needs to get wasted more often at industry parties! Also let her know that I'm keeping her prize in my freezer. It's waiting.....

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she looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet. like that white trash chick who you can tell used to have potential but was too busy being a skanky drugged up hoe who sells her foodstamps for prescription drugs.

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Maybe the drunk bitch should have saved her rant for Angie. No matter how ugly Brad's goatee is at least it's natural, unlike most of Angie's face.

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Hate to burst your bubble but I don't think you could get worse than angelina!

No burst bubbles here. I am hoping Aniston was smart enough too know that part wasn't for her. I thought they bought the rights to The Senators Wife for her to play the lead. I think she will do well with that. Love your posts.

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@chica robotica
I agree with you on the part about not having to play nice with someone you don't get along with. But, I don't really think Angelina has a right not to like him. She can't show up somewhere acting like a complete bitch and expect no one to call her out on it. I was so glad Ryan called her out. I am so sick and tired of everybody in Hollywood having their lips placed so nicely on her ass. She deserved it. But, who holds a grudge against somebody for 2 years? A child. Get the hell over it and grow up. For two people with half a dozen kids, I would expect them to behave a little better than that.
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100% agree with you on that one. I have always said that once people is over this brangelina phase, these two will break-up. They are a brand now, and just like brands they will fade. It is crazy because nobody I know even likes them. Granted, the people around here aren't that much into gossip sites and know little about celebrities outside their movies. But, I seriously don't know one person that likes them.

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I wonder if Ange will pack it in with Bradders as he has royally fucked up her image. She’s got from all cool and edgy- a fairly boring act but with a few moments of levity- to this dull as ditch water earth mother who smug sanctimony pisses everyone off. She looks crap too- this pale make up, beatific expression malarkey does not work for her. She needs to be in dark make up with a lesbian on one side and her brother on the other. Brad is a terrible actor- if it wasn’t for his white bread looks he would have faded long since and his attempts to be seen as a serious artist are laughable. Ange is also a terrible actor- unless playing mental case, but that’s like Catherine Zeta Jones playing a gold-digger- it’s entertaining but hardly a stretch. Brad just plays dumb- again not a stretch.

These morons need public approval like normal people need oxygen so I am guessing they’ll have shot with another baby buying spree and maybe a bio kid, some photo ops looking terribly upset with limbless refugees and if the world doesn’t fall back in love with them it will be splitsville. Can’t wait. St Ange the Mother of All Martyrs. Now that could work-

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Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:20pm.
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:18pm.

Cruise did get pretty into his role on Born on the Forth of July I must say. I actually did get moved by watching him in that film.

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I have to admit that I even liked Tom in Born on the Fourth of July. But even if you're not a fan of Tom Cruise or the movie, getting to see Tom "I'm so not gay" Cruise scream "PENIS! PENIS! BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS, MA! PENIS! PENIIIIIIIISSSSS!" is worth the price of the dvd alone.

man that made me look for the penis clip on youtube and damn have you ever noticed it looks like he's hlding chicken legs hahahahahah

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You sound like fun, joe shmoe!

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Ok, so yesterday I said I couldn't care less about Brangelina snubbing Ryan Seacrest bc he's equally annoying and why go through the bother of playing nice with someone you clearly don't get on with and who has already spoken out negatively about you on the radio... that's a nice long sentence... well, I stand by that but Ryan did make me smile today when he tried to high-five the blind guy, who didn't see Ryan holding up his hand. Yeah, maybe smiling at that is juvenile, in poor taste, or both... but what was Ryan thinking? Ah, well. At least he didn't back off. When he realized his oversight, he addressed the subject by saying, "And now... I'm giving you a high five." LOL.

Submitted by K2 on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:27pm.

Angelina's always Angelina except for when she's got an accent
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Yeah, then she's just angelina with a bad accent! lol

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Lol. I hope that was understood in my initial post? Maybe not. But yes... then she's angelina with a *very* bad accent.

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ZOMG BRAD IS REEL!

Lol, my dad's the same age as this guy and looks nowhere near as haggard.

I tried explaining to the Brangeloonies once that I have in fact seen a *real* 45 year old, and that he just looks like shit. Big mistake.

Brad Pitt has more lines on his face than a mirror at Studio 54.

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i think skanklina let puppy pitt roam free at the party coz she's looking for potential daddy for baby no 7. that is if she will birth 1. you only go to a party like that if you are looking for another gig... who wants to give them jobs after losing to young actress like big mouth anne? BTW, anne's mouth is much bigger than cuntlina... LOL...

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I can't stand Aniston or Jolie but Jolie WAS hot at one time. Aniston is just horrible to look at. IMO anyway.

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Submitted by joanne on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:12pm.
Thats 2 nice things Jolie did for Aniston. Aniston would have sucked in that role too.
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Hate to burst your bubble but I don't think you could get worse than angelina!
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Angelina's always Angelina except for when she's got an accent
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Yeah, then she's just angelina with a bad accent! lol

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you know the more I look at this picture of him and all the other ones in this group, it's just more abundantly clear how big this guy's ego has gotten, It just makes me more happy this Drunk woman did what we all have been wanting to do! these clebrities need to learn some humility sometimes!! For some reason, Brangelina don't seem to accept criticism, or refuse to face it at all. Tom Cruise, at least he faced how people felt about him after what he did with the couch jumping. I gotta give him credit for taking in the public's opinion into account, it shows he doesn't think he's invincible or above us.

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Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:20pm.
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:18pm.

Cruise did get pretty into his role on Born on the Forth of July I must say. I actually did get moved by watching him in that film.

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I have to admit that I even liked Tom in Born on the Fourth of July. But even if you're not a fan of Tom Cruise or the movie, getting to see Tom "I'm so not gay" Cruise scream "PENIS! PENIS! BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS, MA! PENIS! PENIIIIIIIISSSSS!" is worth the price of the dvd alone.

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I know, It was one of those moments you start laughing and than you feel guilty for doing so, you feel like bad, like your laughing at a handicapped person, but how can you not laugh when someone screams out shit like that!?

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Submitted by vivienne on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:09pm.
Sidenote: I had no idea it was Jen who was suppose to play Marianne(I think this is her name) in a Mighty Heart. Brad brought the rights to the book so that Jen could play the lead. It was to be her break out role after friends. But once he got with Angie, he gave the role to her. I know Jen was happy when it bombed at the box office.
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yeah, I remeber that, I thought that was way harsh when he did that! Jen probably wouldn't have wanted to do the movie after their split, but he at least could have cast an actress other than Angelina, that was just cold man!

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I hate those pictures of celebrities POINTING at someone in the audience or crowd. AHHH, even worse, When there is a picture of TWO of them and they point at each other!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 6:50pm.

Submitted by No Words on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:18pm.

Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise are two actors that NEVER lose themselves in a part. I am always aware that I am watching Pitt and Cruise. This is of course a moot point, as I will never go to one of their movies again.
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exactly!!!!
and that is why I love Tom Hanks...with him I forget that I'm watching Tom Hanks, that is the mark of a true actor.

Oh and Brad looks like vulture droppings..oh wait that is what he is now.

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I feel this way about Sean Penn. He's wonderful. I don't know that one needs to lose themselves entirely in a part to be a successful actor (although I admit the better ones do)... I never really forget that I'm watching Johnny Depp. But sometimes, just sometimes, even with the funny speech and stiff manner, I forget I'm watching... Keanu Reeves. As much as one can forget, staring at that face. Lol. Maybe that's because Sean Penn and Tom Hanks also have versatile looks and will change their bodies for roles... for all the make-up, Johnny Depp doesn't really. And not Keanu. Hm. I'll have to think about that! But yeah, Brad Pitt's always Brad Pitt, Angelina's always Angelina except for when she's got an accent. Lol. I might even say Jen's always Jen but I think she as a person may have more depth/variance in personality... except maybe for Jen in The Good Girl.

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Thats 2 nice things Jolie did for Aniston. Aniston would have sucked in that role too.

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xxyxz: Ok, thanks. I'll check it out this weekend.

Well, I think Tom Hanks is a good actor too... hands down. He trully surprised me when he jumped from his trademark romantic or comedy movies like Big, Splash or Turner and Hooch to Philadelphia or Forrest Gump. He actually made me cry with Philadelphia and I found Forrest Gump very likable. Not to mention I felt his desperation in Cast Away. But even IF I like Tom Hanks very much, I confess I'm still able to point out when he's just not so good. This happened with the Da Vinci Code movie. Overall, that movie sucked and he just went unnoticed. I confess, that movie role wasn't meant for him.

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Submitted by No Words on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:18pm.

Cruise did get pretty into his role on Born on the Forth of July I must say. I actually did get moved by watching him in that film.

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I have to admit that I even liked Tom in Born on the Fourth of July. But even if you're not a fan of Tom Cruise or the movie, getting to see Tom "I'm so not gay" Cruise scream "PENIS! PENIS! BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS, MA! PENIS! PENIIIIIIIISSSSS!" is worth the price of the dvd alone.

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'Then Tomb Raider, less eyebrow but still a ridiculous and laughable attempt at a posh Brit accent modelled entirely.....' LMAO. One of those Lara Crofts movies came on the other night and I could not BELIEVE how bad her british accent was. Is that the same accent she used in a Mighty Heart? OMG, I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Why didn't they get a british actress to do it or at least get someone who knows how to do the accent? Sidenote: I had no idea it was Jen who was suppose to play Marianne(I think this is her name) in a Mighty Heart. Brad brought the rights to the book so that Jen could play the lead. It was to be her break out role after friends. But once he got with Angie, he gave the role to her. I know Jen was happy when it bombed at the box office.
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Yeah she should have handed Angelina a sandwich and said "EAT BITCH!"

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHahahahahahahah!

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 7:11pm.
I just had a thought!
what would happen if Brad pitt dated J.LO??, they both do the same, the morph into whoever they are fucking

that would be scary. I think J-lo would win though

Brad has no spine or ball sack

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I just had a thought!
what would happen if Brad pitt dated J.LO??, they both do the same, the morph into whoever they are fucking.

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Submitted by No Words on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:18pm.

Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise are two actors that NEVER lose themselves in a part. I am always aware that I am watching Pitt and Cruise. This is of course a moot point, as I will never go to one of their movies again.

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Cruise did get pretty into his role on Born on the Forth of July I must say. I actually did get moved by watching him in that film. But as far as acting goes, noone does it like Russell Crowe! I wish he took better care of himself though, he was Smokin' Hot as Maximus in Gladiator!!! Personally I think him and Angelina Jolie would make a good couple. I think he's really the kind of man she really needs. He has the intense strong personality that she used to have, and loves kids!

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 4:05pm.

Our husband has huge uncircumsized sizemeat plus humungous low-hangers
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Hmm Mrs Campbell, interesting use of the determiner "our*...whose husband do you share? The sizemeat part sounds like it warrants investigation...the low-hangers part, not so much.

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Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:56pm

It's okay... I would rent it before buying it though

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Submitted by No Words on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:18pm.

Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise are two actors that NEVER lose themselves in a part. I am always aware that I am watching Pitt and Cruise. This is of course a moot point, as I will never go to one of their movies again.
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exactly!!!!
and that is why I love Tom Hanks...with him I forget that I'm watching Tom Hanks, that is the mark of a true actor.

Oh and Brad looks like vulture droppings..oh wait that is what he is now.

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I still have a question, was Dlisted the only blog that noticed Angelina's cuntface at Hathaway at the CC awards? I didn't check the other blogs on that yet.

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I liked Brad Pitt's role in "Legends of the Fall"

Other movies I liked Pitt in:

Cool World
Kalifornia
True Romance
Interview with the Vampire
Se7en
Twelve Monkey's
Fight Club
Snatch
The Mexican
All three Oceans
Troy

I want to see "Burn After Reading" but not because of him.

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Brad's arrogance just radiates in the photo above! Cuntalina looks almost embarrased by him acting like a Hollywood showoff!

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I think I'd go lesbein for this woman!! I hope she isn't a big tub of lard or an anorexic skelawhore though!!! Did his friends laugh at her or with her, that's what I'd like to know.

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Brad Pitt was good in Kalifornia...another nut job role

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I'm not saying I like the stumpy little nutjob, but I'd rather watch a movie with Cruise in it than Brad Pitt. He's always the weakest link in all of his movies. If women didn't like him, he'd have been sent to the valley to be a power bottom years ago.

THen again, he's gone so batshit crazy that he'll never make a halfway decent movie again

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-"Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:45pm."

I haven't seen that movie. Is it good?. I want to rent it but they're still not available.

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The Hot Ho in this story is def the voice of our generation.

Svedka's not good enuff for her. I'll gladly buy her a bottle of Ultimate.

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See, I thought he was the weakest part of TT - not totally his fault - it's a script issue - I also don't find seeing a famous person in a fat suit as comedy. Needs more there.

and it *was* kind of like:
"This time, Maverick has aged and become a douchebag suit in Hollywood." lol

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Tom Cruise was good in Born on the 4th of July but not as good as Brad Pitt was in Legends of the Fall. Gawd, I salivate just looking at him in that role. As for JA and AJ, if the girl next door is your type, then Jen's for you; but if you want sexy, sultry, vixen, vamp and gorgeous, then it's Angie all the way. And she was very good in The Changeling, although I don't care for many of the flicks she's been in. She and Brad are great eye candy.

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I'll say this for Tom Cruise - I did like Far & Away. ---not a commentary on the acting, which was passable but not memorable, but just saying... I liked it. Sorry - it's no award winner but I enjoyed it.

It reminds me of movies they used to make and don't anymore, I guess.

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Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:44pm.
I liked him in "Tropic Thunder"
I know...I'm lame. He was funny though

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Hmmm.. I still like Tommy Girl in a few of his movies. I agree he's not super good in every single one, but he's much better in a few. I don't like him enough to rent a bunch of his movies and pay attention to his acting skills on every single one, tho.

I my opinion, what says about Pitt adopting his current chick's whole persona as his own says he's just a shallow and empty man. I could say he doesn't really like himself either. Or maybe he's so fucking stupid, he can't grasp his own value. I don't know, but he's pathetic. I wonder what he'll do once his "hot" years are trully over.

Same could be said about Angelina Jolie but she doesn't adopt other people's personalities. She just has the ability of making up lies about herself or exaggerates reality to the point where often her words come back and bite her in the ass. Both seem to have issues with themselves and have to resort to making things up to feel valuable.

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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:09pm.
UKer - no offense dude, but Tom Cruise is a one trick pony. He is the exact same character in every movie, IMO. The exact same inflections, the same level stare, the same intensity, the same insane grin. Every single role I have ever seen it was like he was the exact same character as the last one. No range. pffft to Tom Cruise's "skills."

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I agree 100%. And simply because I'm too lazy to word the way I feel about Tom Cruise's "acting" myself, I will simply post some quotes from reviews from the Bad Movie Knights regarding Tom Cruise. I think they sum up his "acting" abilities brilliantly:

Top Gun - "Top Gun was a breakthrough movie for Tom Cruise, because it propelled him to superstardom and also became the prototype template for all of the movies he made thereafter. Tom Cruise stars as Lt. Pete Mitchell, call sign Maverick. Again another important point about Top Gun, is that Maverick became the last character Tom Cruise ever played. Moving on from this film, he eventually used Maverick in every film he acted in after this."

Days of Thunder - "Tom Cruise is back as Maverick in the fast paced thriller Days of Thunder! In this sequel to Top Gun, Maverick finds himself in the fortunate situation of a team that has everything but a driver. Arriving on his motorcycle (Maverick has since upgraded from his crotch rocket to a more layed back 'harley' style ride), Maverick shows the team some hot shot driving and then guarantees that he will win Daytona this year."

A Few Good Men - "Tom Cruise returns as Maverick in A Few Good Men! The third installment in the Top Gun series, Maverick has returned to his roots in the Navy, but this time as a litigator rather than a sky whore. Two Marines stand accused of murder and Maverick is assigned to their case. Can he get them off? If any man can get two men off at the same time....Maverick can!"

Cocktail - "Cruise resumes his roll as Maverick! In this one he has walked away from his career as a naval aviator and has hung up his NASCAR driving gloves to pursue business in the Big Apple! Maverick has big dreams of making his brick of gold but will have to work hard by putting himself through school as a bartender."

The Firm - "Tom Cruise returns as Maverick again! Maverick has left the navy, but not his love for the court room. Prepare for non-stop thrills and action in this fifth installment of the Top Gun series....the Firm! By far the most blatantly ambiguous title to date, the Firm is the second movie in the Top Gun series in which Tom Cruise attempts to achieve that unattainable Academy Award."

War of the Worlds - "We find the middle-aged Maverick working the docks loading and unloading shipping containers; quite a fall from the one time jet pilot hero and NASCAR champion. He's divorced, living alone, except for those few precious days he gets with his two kids every once in a while. Surprising he couldn't hold that marriage together ...I wonder why? Could it be because he's gay?"

The Last Samurai - "In this latest installment of the Top Gun series, Maverick has travelled back in time and is now a soldier with the United States Army. Maverick is now a drunken, broken down man, who is torn by the memories of what he has done as a soldier, and blah blah blah. Anyway you cut it, Maverick is running away again....this time, not physically to another destination, but rather via mental journey by hiding in the bottle. While doing this he manages to hold down a job selling Red Rider Carbon Action B-B Guns, and scaring the living shit out of all of the potential buyers. The movie opens with this classic demonstration....which apparently is the last straw for his employer, and he promptly fires Maverick. The most humorous fact here is that this is the first time Maverick hasn't quit."

Mission Impossible 2 - "Like Don "The Dragon" Wilson in the Bloodfist series, Tom Cruise has continued to play the same character who is one minute a race car driver, another second a lawyer and of course let's not forget Maverick as a samurai, a gesture so ungodly in its ineptitude that it actually made samurai movies UNCOOL for two years. (Well until they released Shogun Assassin on DVD.) This time Maverick is a secret agent who is sent on a mission to keep a deadly chemical agent from getting into the wrong hands. Of course such things would be easy to recant if I cared enough to repeat them, but frankly i'm not and the only notable thing about this piece of garbage is that Maverick seems to flaunt his gayness in this movie."

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Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:05pm.
I dunno if he has actually morphed into all the women he's dated as far as looks are concerned. I mean, he never had cornrows.
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I say he may well have gone ahead and tried that look after the fact when he and Aniston were behind closed doors hittin' the doobies. lol

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I love the quote in this article from the guy at X-17 about how Brad gets upset if photogs catch him looking bad:

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/01/12/2009-01-12_brad_pitt_angeli...

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I dunno if he has actually morphed into all the women he's dated as far as looks are concerned. I mean, he never had cornrows.

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Submitted by luscious_t on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 4:42pm.

---oh, and I've been mentioning it for months - over a yr maybe? - that Pitt morphs into his women. I know so many girls who so this - you don't see it as much w / guys - but it goes beyond appearance, too. Interests, style, the way he talks and acts - even the acting projects. And you can take it back even further - remember his Juliette Lewis days?

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ubmitted by luscious_t on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 4:42pm.

---oh, and I've been mentioning it for months - over a yr maybe? - that Pitt morphs into his women. I know so many girls who so this - you don't see it as much w / guys - but it goes beyond appearance, too. Interests, style, the way he talks and acts - even the acting projects. And you can take it back even further - remember his Juliette Lewis days?

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The Juliette Lewis days!!! Lol. I loved them together. Anyhow, I wonder what this says about Brad... Brad who morphs into his women and Brad who usually dates a decade younger than himself even from the time of Juliette Lewis. (She was in her teens/early 20s, he was in his 30s). Aniston was the closest in age to Brad. (If we accept their supposed ages as true). Angelina is a decade younger, so was Juliette Lewis and Gwyneth. It's one thing for an old man to shop for a young trophy wife but Brad's always done this. To me, that spells insecurity.

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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 4:03pm.

I'll up the ante with the loons. JA is a better actress.

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Jennifer Aniston *is* the better actress, better than Pitt & Jolie. However, I'm going to say I like her pretty much on the small screen. I don't think she has enough charisma in film. I know, I know. It's a new day in Hollywood and everyone does everything. That's true but not always better. I was watching JA's True Hollywood Story (lol) and when she went to the Fame school in NY, her drama coach told her, "You're going to be a famous sitcom actress." I agree with his read of her. Not that she can't do anything that she wants or won't be somewhat good in it... but I do think television is where her strength lies and will probably be where she does (or has done) her absolute best work. No one can touch her in tv. And that is not a bad thing.

I will say, though, some of the indie stuff she's done... not bad. I really did like The Good Girl. And there were some other side projects she did while on Friends that were entertaining. I might see He's Just Not That Into You... but probably more for Drew Barrymore. I like that chick. I don't think she's a great actress but talk about building a whole career out of being likable!

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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 4:03pm.
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I think Jen is a pretty good actress and yes, i agree she's better than Angie. Her biggest prob is she did too many rom coms back to back while she was still Rachel; it came off looking like hse was a one-note.

I thought she was great in The Good Girl and got the job done in Friends with Money. She held her own in Marley & Me, which isn't easy when you share the screen with animals and kids -- and she did well with the deeper stuff she was given in that film, too.

I did think Jolie did good work in Mighty Heart Gia, and Girl Interrupted. And when you look at her competition (and the ROLES they portrayed) it's obvious why she won that Oscar for GI. The quirks of fate worked in her favor that year.
[Toni Collette -- The Sixth Sense
Catherine Keener -- Being John Malkovich
Samantha Morton -- Sweet and Lowdown
Chloë Sevigny -- Boys Don't Cry ]

---oh, and I've been mentioning it for months - over a yr maybe? - that Pitt morphs into his women. I know so many girls who so this - you don't see it as much w / guys - but it goes beyond appearance, too. Interests, style, the way he talks and acts - even the acting projects. And you can take it back even further - remember his Juliette Lewis days?

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