My Idol
No, not these two twats. I'm talking about the hot bitch in this story. Whoever you are, come up and collect your prize: a taint slap from me and a hall-full bottle of Svedka (it was on sale!).
At HBO's Golden Globes party, some drunk bitch stumbled up to Brad Pitt and tried to hold the booze barf when she told him that he looked fugly in that BENJAMIN BUTTON'S shit! A source told This Is London, “Brad was enjoying a cocktail and chatting with friends at party when this woman, who was clearly drunk, approached him. She went on and on about how the aging make-up in The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button made him look ugly as a dog'.”
The source went on, “Brad listened politely and explained that the make-up was essential to telling the story properly. The woman finally piped down for a moment, then looked closely at Brad's face. She then said, And you should definitely shave that goatee because it looks just horrible', before marching off. Brad's buddies cracked up laughing.”
This drunk bitch is the voice of the people!!! She needs to be our next Speaker of the House, because she speaks the truth.....after a few Appletinis, Boilermakers and Kamikaze shots.
And can somebody tell Jennifer Aniston that she needs to get wasted more often at industry parties! Also let her know that I'm keeping her prize in my freezer. It's waiting.....
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Mrs. G,
If you don't like divorced people, than you don't like about 50% of adults in the US. Quite sad for you.
When they break up will he have to pay support on the first couple of adoptees?
They are hypocrites to the max. And her forehead does seem to be growing.
I think both made themselves a pair of holier-than-thou clowns because they let the media attention get to their over-inflated heads. I think maybe they did like each other at first, like a physical attraction... but Pitt is known for his parasitic antics with the chicks he's with. Like the popular dude who's dating the popular girl in highschool just to be more popular. Angelina Jolie wasn't THAT loved/popular before Pitt. Yeah, she built this badass-cutter-crazy chick perona... but since she hooked up with Pitt they have become a super media-attention-whore monster. Both have a lot of media attention but only based on how many kids Angelina Jolie pops, how many orphans they buy, how many times they get photographed by the paparazzi or how many magazine covers they are in. In short, nothing of substance. They are just a media item. Can anyone tell me how many good movies have they been in since they became a couple? are they block buster hits? are they at least good movies? nope. Because Angelina Jolie can't act so save her life and Brad Pitt is focused on other stuff besides being a good actor. He can be a slightly decent actor if he wants to, as someone already said it, when he's not trying too hard. But both suck major monkey balls and I trully doubt their acting skills will improve at all. They are together because they can exploit eachother. Period.
I just hope they fade into obscurity like Tom Cruise.. even if Tommy Girl is a much better actor than these two twats combined.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Brad should NOT have won an award for Jesse James. Those nominated were much better, IMO. That was Casey Affleck's movie - he's the one that carried the material, IMO. Casey was also really good in Ben's movie last year, too - I can't wait to see what he & Joaquin are working on.
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The problem with leisure,
what to do
for pleasure?
I don't care who said diddly to Brad or what they said. Really tierd of hearing and seeing their pic!
My mother called Sunday afternoon to say. "I am going to the movie with Marybeth to see Benjamin Button, would you like to go with us"? My response was, "no thank you mom, I have no desire to see Pitt or his acting abilities"! She called me after the movie to tell me that she was exhausted from watching the movie! Glad I didn't go!
Submitted by TeriAnn on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:59pm.
Brad is gorgeous who the hell cares what a drunken slut Jen thinks. Pee boy and Vince are more her taste nowdays. Oh wait Vince dumped her too.
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Why bring Jen into this? It's obvious it wasn't her. Go on back to JJ you dumb twat.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:49pm.
Homosexual Brad Pitt is clearly Hollywood's biggest tinymeat success story. Observe Brad's tiny little pinga in a semi-aroused state
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Holy shit! Where did you find that photo? I looked for it awhile ago and it was no where to be found. Is there any chance that's photoshopped? His pubes look jet black and it appears he has some long balls. LMAO! Maybe this is someone else's penis? Word around town is that he has a small peen, so this must be it.
M.E., you are so right. I remember looking at that picture and thinking, 'Damn, with all the hoopla around him, I would have thought he was hung like a race horse.' I couldn't stop laughing at the picture.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
The diss on Gaycrest just shows they are petty and not "above it" as the loons claim them to be.
If they are all so gracious and these epic humanitarian pioneers, cuz no one else has done it or is doing it you know, they would have just said a quick hello and gotta go, we're late, blah blah blah, but no, instead The Brad gets owned by a drunk lady.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:37pm.
awwwwwwwww Mrs G. we will always have Uggs!
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ps I am divorced! :P
hahahaha Uggs will bond us forever!
I know thats why I said no offence (I mean I didnt know YOU were divorced but I knew a few beeches in here were lol)
And I dont care I thought Benjamin Button was good NOT great but good and weird :)
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I never stay on topic :)
I LOVE THIS STORY LIKE KANYE WEST LOVES HIMSELF!!
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The problem with leisure,
what to do
for pleasure?
Mrs. Gosling, the movie was ok and it was super long. But I thought it was decent, as a fan of David Fincher I think he chooses some challenging movies to make and does take risks. But he could of done a little better with this movie now that I think about it. This woman is THE VOICE!!! Brad should get rid of that stupid goatee, he looks like a pedo! He really shouldn't listen to Angie about how he should look, because he could look so much better than he does now. I totally love that this happened though, it's friggin hilarious!
STFU!!!
awwwwwwwww Mrs G. we will always have Uggs!
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ps I am divorced! :P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
I bought Svedka Vodka once....ONCE!!! That is nasty shit. Luksosova is a pretty cheaply priced Vodka that is pretty good.
Even drunk the Svedka tasted like ass on a stick.
sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
kdracofan que pasa!?
STFU!!!
Submitted by UKer on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:30pm.
LOL See I think Brad is the one who ruined Angie. I used to like her and was even team Brange when all that shit started (partly beacuse I hated Freinds). I never liked Brad I always thought he was a dumb/pussy with white bread features. Its even more funny beacuse I've never even seen any of Angie's movie all the way threw. I've always thought of her as more of a celebrity than an "actress". Anybody remember that movie with ed burns? Yeah...
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
LMAO. But, I don't believe this story because 1) What friend does Brad have other than butt-buddy George, 2) There is no way Angie would let him go out w/o her. She has to make sure the cheater doesn't cheat. Good luck, honey. You can't watch him all the time. If somebody did walk up to Brad and say something like that, Angie wouldn't have done a damn thing. I don't know where people get off thinking she is bad. This bitch couldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight. Their behavior with Ryan shows they think they are better than anything and anybody.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
You can Suck it snowie!!!!!!!
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I never stay on topic :)
I won't see a Pitt or Jolie movie anymore. MAMS with the last one I saw and that was cause my ex rented it. I don't feel like I am missing anything from these two pretentious side shows.
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Uker don't listen to Mrs G (♥♥♥) BB is sheer torture after the first two hours (and nothing that great before that)!
LUV YA MRS G! :P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
You listed the very reasons I loved her back then and the very reasons I hate her now.
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I used to love Angelina always did from early on. Now not so much. I think their star is fading fast. I loved her because she seemed like a gorgeous train wreck, the way she talked about things I really identified with.... Now she appears a pompous shallow desperate to stay relevant hag.
As a former Jolie fan, I loved her because she seemed truly honest about being a mess.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
gawd bless alcohol for loosening tongues and making folks bold enough to speak the truth...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
Submitted by UKer on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:30pm.
I agree but I feel like actors will always be in the limelight and although he has made an ass of himself sometimes you need to look past the actors and focus on the story...same reason why some indie films get bypassed is because the actors arent famous enough and yet the movie is usually REALLY good
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I never stay on topic :)
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:25pm
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i haven't seen ben button, i love david fincher, i really do, i haven't missed a sigle one of his movies since seven. but i really don't want to see this one, brad is too over exposed now to b e taken seriously and that's angie's fault, she has made him into a laughing stock.
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The truth hurts like two hard dicks going in your butt without lube. MK
I personally in my own humble opinion would like to add that I liked Brad, I thought he was awesome in Interview with a vampire, and really funny in Ocean's 11 some of the stuff in between..Also benjamin Button was a good movie it was just really long...As a person however I do not like him because he is shitty and a cheater and I hate cheaters and people that get divorces no offence to any cheaters and divorced D-listed hoes :)
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Is going gay cause I just fell in love.
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I think Brad's hot. Whatevers
Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:13pm.
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although i'm 100% anti-brange and totally Team aniston, i'll have to disagree with you in some of the stuff you've said.
that ben button shit looks boring as fuck and brad should not win a thing for it, saying that, brad was should have won an oscar for the western he did with casey affleck, he was also very good in interview with a vampire. brad can act, when he's not trying too hard, sadly morticia has sucked all the talent out of him. he has now become a joke in hollywood, nooone will ever take him seriously, until he gets rid of that psycho.
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The truth hurts like two hard dicks going in your butt without lube. MK
lolol!
It was Aniston!
Whoever that hott bitch was she spoke the truth. Except I don't mind the goatee, I actually like it. Its the pedophile stache that gives me the heebies. Angie needs to nair that shit off in his sleep.
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Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:01pm.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:49pm.
Hey Farrah,
Can you believe this La Pequena shit? How can we get the online community to turn this travesty around??
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Man, it's so good to know I'm not alone!
People are, like, giving up! I hope you don't do that with your politics, dudes! We have time! We can do it! Yes, we can!
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Hahahahahahahaahhaha............
Give that hot bitch a fucking award!
Damn, why couldn't it have been Skeletina too....
The Loons would have a mission for the next year tracking her down.
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Brad is gorgeous who the hell cares what a drunken slut Jen thinks. Pee boy and Vince are more her taste nowdays. Oh wait Vince dumped her too.
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I see a big ass glass of purple koolaid in your future.
ME 1:01pm: If that is 'average' to you, then you must come from tinymeatland!
I don't know about the rest of you, but Mrs. Patrick Campell and its posts repulse me more than any other posts. I wish it could be banned.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:13pm.
Oh. I see Farrah
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that's cool. I'm more concerned about the Weblog Awards. That shit stinks of "eau de fixed"
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Pee boy? Lord that is lame.
Speaking of lame, this story is BS.
No way Angelina let Brad go to any post ceremony bash! They got black-listed. She went home, locked him in the basement with the 24 kids, went upstairs and free based all night.
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
Also, Brad has 'tinymeat nose' that does NOT enhance the appearance as he ages.
Teri Ann is an escapee from JJ. She drags Jen into every Brangeloonie post. I frankly think Jen is laughing at the travesty these people have become. After all, she has the #1 movie in the country.
But I digress...
Skankalina are a Hollyweird joke right now.
I've never understood what the attraction is/was to him. To me, he was always just boring ol' white bread. And now, he's starting to look like elderly boring ol' white bread. I've never been impressed with his acting or his "plain" looks. I dunno, I guess I'm just more into "exotic" looking men like Goran Visnjic, Javier Bardem, Rupert Everett(pre-facelift), Christian Bale, Sacha Baron Cohen (don't laff - he looks damned good when he's "cleaned up"), Johnny Depp, Viggo Mortensen, etc. And not only do those men looked damned fine, but they are also great actors.
But then again I've always had a weakness for dark hair & dark eyes, so that could explain a lot of about why I love those particular actors.
I used to have a thing for Antonio Banderas until I saw his awkard, Red Shoe Diary-esque sex scene with Angelina Jolie in Original Sin. It made my lust for him go from 100 to 0 in about 1 minute (about the length of that particular scene). It was just horrible to watch. The movie was stupid to begin with, but that sex scene was the icing on the cake. It was filmed like a bad soft-core porn movie, skinny Angelina looked like a 12 year old boy with breasts, & it was obvious that she & Antonia had no chemistry. It was honestly difficult to watch.
And I used to like Jolie years ago when she was still unconventionally beautiful & when I was tricked into believing she could "act". But the truth is that she can't really act & can only play herself, & she's destroyed her looks with dramatic weight loss & plastic surgery. I also can't stand her real-life publicity stunts where she pretends to be some sort of self-righteous savior.
And somewhat off topic: I know a while back people were talking about their "ugly crushes", & remembering all the good-looking & talented actors that I have the hots for makes me remember mine: Crispin Glover. He's a talented actor & a real-life weirdo, & I love him.
Lastly, I would loooooove to see a cell-phone video of that shit too. I'd probably to see it. But no more than 2 bucks.
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:09pm.
That woman's remarks reminded me what I think about him. He's not likable because he is a good actor, he's likable because most women think he's handsome.
Oh. I see Farrah.
FUCK SKETTI CAT! LA PEQUENA FOR THE WIN!!!! (and then Rojo)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Submitted by lizzieb on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:03pm.
Drew hasn't exactly been focusing on daddy material.
Good point, Nanners. And perhaps some pillow biting.
Can we take a minute to talk about how they always dye their hair the same color? If that doesn't reek of what a contrived showboat their relationship is, I don't know what does.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:03pm.
How do you know that La Pequena's manager is voting for dlisted?
Have you spoken with him/her personally?
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Yes, M.E. I do know them. Remember they are Chilean and so am I, this is a small country. I got an email last night from Ximena (their manager) and they say although it seems Sketti Cat is gonna win, they may still make a little video for Dlisted.
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I love self-important peeps. There's nowhere to go butt down ... and we'll all be here, watching. Where's sock monkey lately? I need her cheerleading, dammit!
Submitted by TeriAnn on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:59pm.
Brad is gorgeous who the hell cares what a drunken slut Jen thinks. Pee boy and Vince are more her taste nowdays. Oh wait Vince dumped her too.
Er, where is this about Miss Anniston? Pee boy?? Do you call Skankelina 'knife wielding, blood painting, crazy kid collector,homewrecker'? I really think you should- to be fair.
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
Submitted by hooper on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:05pm.
Nanners,
MANAGER? No way, stock boy.
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After 20 years and a few BJs for his supervisor.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Submitted by lizzieb: "the article goes on to say:
Meanwhile, Brad's other half Angelina Jolie was overheard chatting with Drew Barrymore about kids. Drew was heard to say: “My biological clock is ticking so loud it sounds like a drum. I want kids so bad, but with no husband prospects around, I am thinking of adopting.”"
What? She's loaded. And you don't need a husband to have kids.
Nanners,
MANAGER? No way, stock boy.
Snowy~
For sure. Also, who else better than Kathy Griffin to keep Angie Ho at bay by waving a bunch of big peens at her.
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