My Idol
No, not these two twats. I'm talking about the hot bitch in this story. Whoever you are, come up and collect your prize: a taint slap from me and a hall-full bottle of Svedka (it was on sale!).
At HBO's Golden Globes party, some drunk bitch stumbled up to Brad Pitt and tried to hold the booze barf when she told him that he looked fugly in that BENJAMIN BUTTON'S shit! A source told This Is London, “Brad was enjoying a cocktail and chatting with friends at party when this woman, who was clearly drunk, approached him. She went on and on about how the aging make-up in The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button made him look ugly as a dog'.”
The source went on, “Brad listened politely and explained that the make-up was essential to telling the story properly. The woman finally piped down for a moment, then looked closely at Brad's face. She then said, And you should definitely shave that goatee because it looks just horrible', before marching off. Brad's buddies cracked up laughing.”
This drunk bitch is the voice of the people!!! She needs to be our next Speaker of the House, because she speaks the truth.....after a few Appletinis, Boilermakers and Kamikaze shots.
And can somebody tell Jennifer Aniston that she needs to get wasted more often at industry parties! Also let her know that I'm keeping her prize in my freezer. It's waiting.....
ShareThis
M.E.,
Farrah knows them!! (This excites me to no end).
Submitted by DiamondDawg: "What do you suppose are the longterm effects of Botox?"
I wonder that, too. It seems like it's too good to be true.
At least one drawback is that some people can develop antibodies to it after prolonged use and then it stops working. Maybe it does liver damage? We'll find out in about 20 years if it has any longterm effects.
Personally, I think it's one of the less-invasive cosmetic things you can do, so I don't have a big grudge against it, but I'm still not ready to do it.
the article goes on to say:
Meanwhile, Brad's other half Angelina Jolie was overheard chatting with Drew Barrymore about kids. Drew was heard to say: “My biological clock is ticking so loud it sounds like a drum. I want kids so bad, but with no husband prospects around, I am thinking of adopting.” Angelina was then seen giving Drew her phone number and telling her she'd be happy to help if she does decide to adopt.
As we all know the number was for Babies R Us and thus as soon as Drew has completed the extensive tests, no, evaluations, no, reports, no- written a cheque, that's it- she'll have Chinese twins before you can say People front cover.
*******************************************
If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
escapee from JJ in the house!
****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:34pm.
Nice of HBO to invite Sally Kirkland.
**************************
Ha! For reals.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Pose Like a Chola
VOTE FOR MK EVERY DAY!
How do you know that La Pequena's manager is voting for dlisted?
Have you spoken with him/her personally?
Just my meager two cents here...
I used to love angelina always did from early on. Now not so much. I think their star is fading fast. I loved her because she seemed like a gorgeous trainwreck, the way she talked about things I really identified with. She seemed wild and exciting... Now she appears a pompous shallow desparate to stay relevant hag. I think they hooked up to be this gorgeous couple that had potential to make gorgeous kids etc, and magazine cover power. Any interview you can see Brad in you can tell hes a dumb shit... cant really speak to save his life. I think they both wanted something from each other that isnt there, and the whole thing backfired terribly.
As a former Jolie fan, I loved her because she seemed truly honest about being a mess. Now shes nothing but a caricature of what shes built. Theres nothing worse than a mess that tries so damn hard to be holier than thou.
It looks like those two have hit the hair dye bottle again. Guess they're going dark for winter.
Meh, Brad's peen is of average size I'd say.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:49pm.
Hey Farrah,
Can you believe this La Pequena shit? How can we get the online community to turn this travesty around??
-------------------------------------
i'm pretty disappointed myself, since La Peqeña's manager is having almost half the country voting for Dlisted on the Weblog Awards.
I still believe they will make a video just because they're still happy they made it so far.
On T: Federlina will probably be the only thing that could bring back the boot moves, toilet bats, sofa batteries, and sock slots...*sigh*
*******************************************
www.va-holocaust.com.
Tolerance Through Education
Submitted by TeriAnn on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:59pm.
Brad is gorgeous who the hell cares what a drunken slut Jen thinks.
********************************
Wait a second. Where am I? Where's Toto...? Toto! Toto!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Pose Like a Chola
VOTE FOR MK EVERY DAY!
Brad is gorgeous who the hell cares what a drunken slut Jen thinks. Pee boy and Vince are more her taste nowdays. Oh wait Vince dumped her too.
LOL Oxy: Kathy would have had a better put down, I'd like to see that!
****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
If it were Kathy Griffin, do you suppose she'd have ended by "Knockin' the dicks out of" Brad's mouth.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
http://www.myspace.com/oxygen162
St. Angie allows Braaaad to have friends other than her vagina?
OK it was Kate. I was there. If I had only checked that my lipstick wasn't a la Joker, sponged the puke down my front and lost the toilet paper stuck to my shoe I would have looked damn classy too. Oh yeah, that's how us Brits roll.
Back to real life. Brad- with friends? Oh come on, Angie banned both the thing and the word.It would be only slightly less credible if they said he was reading a book.
*******************************************
If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
Izit hawt in here ta you?
betcha it was kim zolciak.
In vino veritas
If it weren't for his pretty face Bradley would be manager at Kmart.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
"Federlina"! Love it. It needs to happen.
Hey Farrah,
Can you believe this La Pequena shit? How can we get the online community to turn this travesty around??
Homosexual Brad Pitt is clearly Hollywood's biggest tinymeat success story. Observe Brad's tiny little pinga in a semi-aroused state:
http://bp3.blogger.com/_EzqIwy0Z8_Q/SGx6pr4_y1I/AAAAAAAAAbA/K4QayDmTsVc/...
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:33pm.
DeeDee,
Good point. I guess it would have to be edited down to, "Fffuck-en SKANK HHORS!" *trip and fall down*
______________
Hahahahaha! That's more like it. Don't forget to barf on their shoes after you fall.
Skankaline looks like a zombie with make-up on and glass eyeballs.
I swear, whoever that chic is she sounds alot like me when I'm drunk! It's not that you're trying to be offensive, you just seem to think everyone wants to hear your personal opinion! LOL. I bet she said it in such a tone that he didn't even realize how much she was blowing him up (we know Brad's not sharp like that).
Also, I don't believe he was hanging with friends when this happened. He was probably standing around waiting like a puppy for Jolie to come out of the restroom and this chic caught him alone. The witnesses within earshot were the ones laughing their asses off!
I'd love to hear of Aniston getting shitfaced at one of these events and telling Jolie what a smug looking whorish pig she is! Now that would be news worthy.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:42pm.
When I see video or cell phone pics of this alleged event, I'll pee my kilt laughing.
~~~
I wanna see a picture of your kilt!
Are you a loyer?
hooper,
As noted by myself and no words: six kids.
She had no children when she stole BBT.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
OMG! who was that woman, could someone please find out and let me know, she deserves to be hot slut of the decade. pitt looks like shit.
************************************
The truth hurts like two hard dicks going in your butt without lube. MK
I think the Drunkalina chick was kinda funny, but I imagine we won't EVER hear from her again...if you get what i'm sayin.
When I see video or cell phone pics of this alleged event, I'll pee my kilt laughing.
What's a good forehead-to-face ratio?? Did Toxalina get some hair xtensions?
~~~just look to your soul, and open your mind~~~
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:34pm.
Kfed needs to up his game to possibly have the next shot at Jolie. He knows how to make bank being a baby daddy.
-----------------------------------------------
BRILLIANT!! i would love to see if Holina can pop them out at the pace he'll be getting her preggo with his Jizz o' Doom.
*******************************************
www.va-holocaust.com.
Tolerance Through Education
These two are such jokes. Even if this shite didn't happen the mere fact that it's being rolled around like this is indeed GREAT. You know it will get around and further irritate, humiliate, and squash Brangie like the little gnats they are. Let's give it up for ABK (AppleBoilerKaze) Girl.
(Does it mean that I'm a drunk if I have a huge - Coco sized- ass urge right now for a fecking Raspberry Martini????)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
http://www.myspace.com/oxygen162
What do you suppose are the longterm effects of Botox? And Angie should share her tox with Brad. He does need a lot of help. But I wouldn't have called him a dog. What a horrible insult to RL dogs!
~~~just look to your soul, and open your mind~~~
It is kind of hard to tell what type she will trap next...remember Billy Bob. He was way too good for her.
madame s: how much would I LOVE it! Federlina¬ the new IT couple hahahahahaha
****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
alcohol always tells the truth
the mustache is HIDEOUS!
www.thatshideous.com
Kfed needs to up his game to possibly have the next shot at Jolie. He knows how to make bank being a baby daddy.
Nah, I think they NEED the media attention so it's not very likely they'll fade away anytime soon. Maybe we will read about another adoption, see shitloads of photo ops, maybe Angelina will pop another blob or a do the humanitariant tour to a 3rd world country. That's how they try to clean their image when something goes wrong.
I wonder if they even notice they're the village idiots of Hollywood right now.
**************
-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Nice of HBO to invite Sally Kirkland.
I kinda like the GGs cuz the flowing booze seems to make the show a little less stuffy than usual.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:28pm.
True, but who would really take the stupid cunt and her six kids?
--------------------------------------------------
No kidding! I suspect that there are plenty of guys out there laughing their asses off at Brad now. She was out there trying to seduce anything in pants before she glommed onto Pittiful.
Sure it wasn't Jennifer Aniston in disguise?
DeeDee,
Good point. I guess it would have to be edited down to, "Fffuck-en SKANK HHORS!" *trip and fall down*
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:15pm.
Miss Priss
I personally would have called her a dried out, bloodsucking whore who buys children, then I would have puked on her shoes.
--
See? priceless. Oh why wasn't it you CTH!!! LOL
◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘
You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:28pm.
True, but who would really take the stupid cunt and her six kids?
Her next boyfriend(s) will be low rent pretty boy models looking for a break in the biz.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
This story is quite hilarious but obviously made up. As if Angie would let some drunken whore waltz up to her man at an industry party? Please, with a side of cheese! What the woman really should have said is, "why use make-up, you're ont he road to being an old washed up has-been anyway."
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
That hot bitch needs to state her name so we can crown her hot slut of the day at least.
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
I kind of think that they will go through this "red carpet season" without any awards and that will be the end of Brangelina. If it isn't, then Brad is even more of a ball-less wonder than I think he is. It was obvious that they were a laughingstock at both of the awards.
Angie Jo will be looking for fresh meat within six months.
Submitted by Kp on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:21pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:10pm.
That would never happen! Steve Buscemi is WAY too hot for Angelina's bullshit.
WORD!
I was watching Fargo the other week,
"He fucking shot me in the fucking face!"
-----------------------------------------------
Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Oh yeah and I can't wait for their break up. That will be fun to watch.
Somebody needs to smack the smug off of her face.
And no, I agree she doesn't allow him to hang out with friends.