My Idol
No, not these two twats. I'm talking about the hot bitch in this story. Whoever you are, come up and collect your prize: a taint slap from me and a hall-full bottle of Svedka (it was on sale!).
At HBO's Golden Globes party, some drunk bitch stumbled up to Brad Pitt and tried to hold the booze barf when she told him that he looked fugly in that BENJAMIN BUTTON'S shit! A source told This Is London, “Brad was enjoying a cocktail and chatting with friends at party when this woman, who was clearly drunk, approached him. She went on and on about how the aging make-up in The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button made him look ugly as a dog'.”
The source went on, “Brad listened politely and explained that the make-up was essential to telling the story properly. The woman finally piped down for a moment, then looked closely at Brad's face. She then said, And you should definitely shave that goatee because it looks just horrible', before marching off. Brad's buddies cracked up laughing.”
This drunk bitch is the voice of the people!!! She needs to be our next Speaker of the House, because she speaks the truth.....after a few Appletinis, Boilermakers and Kamikaze shots.
And can somebody tell Jennifer Aniston that she needs to get wasted more often at industry parties! Also let her know that I'm keeping her prize in my freezer. It's waiting.....
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:19pm.
She was supposed to hurl on him too.
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Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:15pm.
If you can say all that while blitzed on Appletinis, Boilermakers and Kamikaze shots, you are my new hero! lol
Submitted by Kp on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:17pm.
If Angie and Brad wouldnt even talk to gaycrest they sure wouldnt allow some drunk bitch to call Brad ugly.
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But that's only because Gaycrest kept asking them to adopt him. ;)
I doubt this is true too, but damn it's funny.
Team Drunk Bitch.
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:14pm.
If that woman was any of us Dlisted hos...OMG, hahaha it'd be like "skeletina is a cunt" and walk away while missing one shoe and hair all messed up we be classy like that
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Haha! For reals. It would take a while to wash the shame away but it would be worth it. For that little giggle that came with it every time.
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Forget words, I would have just puked all over her.
Early front runner for Hot Slut of 2009.
If that's true, that's hilarious.
But I do love the way Brad handled it. Drunken white women are nuts and you have to handle them carefully. He might have looked like a dog, but that broad would have done right into doggie style if Brad told her.
Lucky she rolled up on Brad Pitt because had she tried that stunt with Jay Z, she would have been punched out.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:10pm.
That would never happen! Steve Buscemi is WAY too hot for Angelina's bullshit.
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LAAAAAALALALALALALUNCHTIIIIME!
As I read these words of love and truth, a strange gurgling of steel cut oatmeal rumbles in my froat.
She was supposed to hurl on him too.
See, sometimes we are just never satisfied.
I really want this story to be true, but i seriously doubt it. If Angie and Brad wouldnt even talk to gaycrest they sure wouldnt allow some drunk bitch to call Brad ugly. Secondly, like everyone says, these two dont really seem to have too many friends, unless Brad somehow snuck away from Angelina. Angelina will not allow friends!
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I don't believe this is true. You know Cuntalina would never leave Brad's side and she would cut a bitch up for even getting close to her fountain of youth.
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Hmmm.... the goatee and the Benjamin Button film are not two of the issues I would have addressed in such a small window of opportunity. I wish she had cut to the chase and told him he's increasingly become a media-baiting whore loser since hooking up with that contrived, manipulative, dumbass Jolie. That they are both crappy actors and the public are sick of seeing their faces on every tabloid every week... so please stop selling your stories and alerting them to your whereabouts. Also, does CPS make regular stops in your home? Because they probably should.
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I personally would have called her a dried out, bloodsucking whore who buys children, then I would have puked on her shoes.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Please, please, please let some nosy bitch with a video cellphone post this on Youtube!
The only thing unbelievable about this story (well, actually two things) is that Angie Voight wasn't standing there joined at the hip with Braddy, and that he was talking and laughing with "friends". Angie Jo has made sure he has no friends.
If that woman was any of us Dlisted hos...OMG, hahaha it'd be like "skeletina is a cunt" and walk away while missing one shoe and hair all messed up we be classy like that
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Team Drunk Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God, I wish there was video of this mess!
I betcha Angie gave her the cunt face again.
seriously, I didn't see any pics of the Clooney. If he wasn't there I don't believe the story because Brad has no other friends.
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How much you wanna bet it was Angie? You know she drank her ass to numb the pain of not winning, and having to see Laura and Colin win.
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LOL!!! I can picture that! =)
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
I'd like to think it was Kate Winslet following up on her 'the other one' comment.
Team Drunk Bitch.
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Funney, but, it would have been better if she instead said something along the lines of "wow brad angie ho has sucked all the hot outta you and she looks like a fucking zombie and you're are both turds". something like that
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"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
wow for a quick minute I thought that was steve buscemi.
she's sucking down the hot as fast as she can.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
One of these days AngieJo will have a full tatt sleeve of lat/long tattoos.
Wait a minute here. The have friends?!! that's more hilarious then the whole story. I don't believe these two laughed after that, I'm sure Brad Pitt acted the dumb as usual and Angelina Jolie made her bitter face. They love adulation.
That woman's remarks reminded me what I think about him. He's not likable because he is a good actor, he's likable because most women think he's handsome.
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OMG I SO wish we video of this...
I can just see this woman in a kinda conservative dress even all stumbling up to Brad with her little Crantini:
"You look like SHIT!"
LOL!
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Okay, can anyone look at this picture of Skankalina and not see that she has had oodles of "procedures" on her mug? Hella frozen face!
And Drunk Bitch needs to come forward...I know of many, many Dlisters who want to buy her (another) drink!
hahahhahah, that is funny!
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LOL She needs to be on Seacrest's show.
I've always wanted to know - why do you need to keep vodka in the freezer?
I know it doesn't freeze - but is it kept in the freezer because it's best served as cold as possible?
I love vodka but only as a mixer - never straight up.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Now that is funny! Whoever she is - I love her.
Wonder if she ragged on Angie too.
This woman is my hero.
She needs to come out where ever she is.
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