Woe Is Blake Lively
Blake Lively (squint and you'll see the resemblance) is on the cover of Vogue. Repeat. The cover of VOGUE. Personally, I'd rather Wino's Blaaaaaake on the cover. Or even Blake's hotter sister Robin Lively in one of her amazing Teen Witch outfits. TOP THAT!
In the magazine, Blake whines about how she was teased in the second grade at her private school. The kids made fun of her because of the way she dressed. Yes, they only made fun of her clothes! This dumb bitch..... Blake said, "It was the only school where people were just downright mean to me. They would make fun of my clothes." Blake wore a lot of vintage shit that came from her mother, "She just did that because she was so creative and because she didn't want me to be dressed in big T-shirts cinched with a plastic clip like all the rest of the kids."
Tell this bitch to go cry in a bowl of used anal beads. She doesn't even know! I wish those assholes only made fun of my clothes. They started to run out of shit to tease me for! One day would be: "Michaelina, your eyeballs are gay AND ugly!" The next day would be: "Michaela, your toe nails are so faggy!" And the day after that: "Michelle, that second hair follicle from the right near your forehead wants to suck my dick! Ewww. It's a homo! Nasty!" So Blake needs to suck on some Vitamin D(ICK)!. The dumb ass.
Click here if you want to read the whole stupid article about this dumb stupid dullard.
P.S. - Is this what Vogue means by "daring jumpsuits"?
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I can't wait until she and Mischa Barton are teaming up posing for pap shots, showing off their cottage cheese thighs on the beach in 18 months and then whining that it's photoshopped so they can get one last 1/2 paragraph blurb in Us Weekly.
Leighton Meester must be FUMING over this. She's stunningly gorgeous but she gets passed over for Vogue in favor of a manly bottled blonde. Ouch. Not that EITHER of those hos deserves to be on the cover of Vogue anyway. Vogue jumped the shark when they had Wonky on the cover, so I guess it doesn't really matter, actually.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
Vogue keeps sending me subscription offers, but they really lost me when they stopped putting professional models on the cover in favor of unrecognizably airbrushed celebrities--nearly every month. They barely bother with fashion as art anymore. The celebrity worship and lack of art makes them indistinguishable from any other celebrity magazine.
The key is to gain new readers while not alienating the old ones. Dumb Anna.
um. vogue has been in the shitter for a while so i no longer buy or read that crap magazine but this chick is on some TV show that's popular now.. ok big deal. so now all of a sudden she's "a fashion icon" on the front of vogue. LOL wasn't this mischa barton's road a few years ago? now look at her!
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Thanks for the kind offer to read everything this vapid um...what's the word for this bitch?...had to say. Thank God you let us read for free, otherwise I'd have to boot out 3 fucks to read about what she had to say, on top of seeing clothes that would fit me if I lost 50 pounds. Cunt.
"Look at me, I'm such an underdog. One time in second grade someone looked at me funny. I was sooo tormented in high school!"
I WANT MYYYYYYY SON BACK!!!!
That's the best I've ever seen this bitch look.
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Her acting on Gossip Girl is atrocious. If I hear her say 'hey' one more time I am going to off myself. She reminds me of a young Mischa Barton on the OC and we see how far her career went.
Excuse my ignorance but... who is this Robin Person?
Wow, can't believe they're sisters! Robyn's got to be pushing 40 by now
Top that, top that...
yoooooooooooooooo TEEN WITCH!!!!
*singing*..."I'm gonna be the most popular girrrrrl, whoa, whoa, whoa"
...man this takes me back!
WTF..she's Robin Lively's SISTER?? Robin freaking Twin Peaks Lively?? How did I miss that?
Lmao @ Top That! I loved Teen Witch and Robyn so much that I even watched the short lived television show Savannah because she was in it. Oh and No Blake who looks like Gretchen Mol on the cover will never be able to Top That!
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Haha it's been so long since i've seen teen witch
"nobody's gonna come to your party louise!"
Submitted by happyface on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 4:16pm.
Look, all I'm saying is if your knee isn't the fattest part of your leg and I can't play the xylophone on your ribcage, then you shouldn't be in Hollywood.
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:24pm.
it was single-sex, a lot of cuntiness. Ugh.
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XXYXZ: hahahaha No I'm NOT Gloria Martinez. But apparently Gloria gets around if she harassed you too. And Juan was a boy whore. He loved to flirt with the girls then watch as his "lady" threatned them. It was one of those relationships.
But then again, if it was Gloria and you made out with Juan, you wouldn't be here today. We would have a memorial for you at school, outfitted in our R.I.P. XXYXZ shirts decorated with lowriders roses, and sad clowns.
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Are you Gloria Martinez? lol
She fucking stalked my ass till the end of Jr. High and had her homegirls fuck with me in HS!
Over her first
And all I did was make-out with him!
Blake is a pretty girl with a nice figure but she is dead boring on Gossip Girl (yes I watch that show, don´t ask me why...) and she doesn´t appear to be much more interesting in real life if this is the best thing she can come up with while being interviewed.
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:10pm.
I didn't get picked on till Jr.High
And it was always the cholas...Not even the wanna-be's
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Exactly xxyxz. Boo-fucking-hoo Blake. You don't have any reason to bitch about being picked on until you accidentally bump into Rosa "Sad Eyes" Garcia and now that cholita wants to shank you after school. Or you innocently talk to Juan about math class and Gloria Sanchez (I hate chu) threatens you life a couple of days a week until you graduate.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:21pm.
My private school had uniforms. We all looked equally queer.
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lol I wish I had gone to private school
Anna just doesn't care anymore, I suspect.
My private school had uniforms. We all looked equally queer.
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WHEN did Rojo use the ginge for good? She could have used her self as an emergancy cone at an accident to divert traffic NO!!! NEVER!!! She just sits there!--Tookinstein
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:51pm.
Submitted by theblacktights on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:42pm.
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I was wondering when they were going to remake Teen Witch. Ugh. I bet they will have Blake play Louise, because she's Robyns sister!!! *barf*
No. Its much, much worse. It's that Ashley Tisdale whore from High school musical. This movie is fucked!
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I didn't get picked on till Jr.High
And it was always the cholas...Not even the wanna-be's
Submitted by la cucaracha: "The only peeps who got made fun of when I was in school were peeps who had yet to learn how to defend themselves....kids will find ANYTHING to pick on...its about learning how to handle yourself."
So TRUE. If the kids hate you, it doesn't matter WHAT your name is, they'll make it something bad. And if they can't, they'll just give you another name like "Tard" or "Abortion".
And your name could be Ethel or Poindexter, but if you're cool, they won't make fun of you.
The name doesn't matter.
I hate people who whine about getting made fun of in school because of what they wore.....I used to wear clothes that would put a homeless man behind a sub shop to shame and I never got made fun of once because of clothes....why?....because I knew how to cuss bitches out! The only peeps who got made fun of when I was in school were peeps who had yet to learn how to defend themselves....kids will find ANYTHING to pick on...its about learning how to handle yourself. once you learn that, you need to get over it and move
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Correct me if I am wrong but if you go to a private school you are wearing a uniform not vintage clothing ..lol
Who is this? she belongs on Teen Beat , or Tiger magazines....
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P.S. - Is this what Vogue means by "daring jumpsuits"?
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Her thighs are fat? I guess that's a good thing for you, since you're Jeffrey frickin' Dahmer! Yuck, what are you attracted to? Ally McBeal? And why the hell did you make me stick up for Blake Lively, Jefferey Dahmer?!
Is she trying to pull a Dita on us by pretending she's not really a boring-ass mayonnaise-skinned girl (no offense to my fair-skinned sisters, as I'm pale myself, but not in a ranch-dressing way) who is interesting? "Poor me, everyone made fun of my vintage loveliness."
I still can't believe this chick is supposed to be 21.
I don't know who this girl is but she looks really boring, and her thighs are fat.
who does this beeotch think she is, Andi from Pretty in Pink?
Magda for hot slut.... puh-wease!!!!
I'm king, and they know it
When i snap my fingers everybody says show it
I'm hot
and your not
But if you wanna hang with me I'll give it one shot
Top that, top that
You can give all that you can, but you will never top that!
You can dream until you're blue but you can never top that
huh huh
I'm hot
and your not
But if you wanna hang with me I'll give it one shot
Top that, top that
You can do all that you can but you'll never top that, top that
Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Such a waste of pretty face but hanging in your noone's face
I wish that you would take a look and really stop that
Top that, stop that
I don't really give a about tryin to top that
Top that, stop that
I wish you finally take a real look and really stop that
Whats this, stop that
What gives, stop that
I don't really give a about tryin to top that
top that, big deal
top that, unreal
you can try until youre blue
i will make a fool of you
TOP THAT
Submitted by theblacktights on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:42pm.
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I was wondering when they were going to remake Teen Witch. Ugh. I bet they will have Blake play Louise, because she's Robyns sister!!! *barf*
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ubmitted by missy on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:38pm.
I had a 'friend' some years ago who always dressed in the very latest and most expensive fashion. Super bitchy and fug too. She was always worrying about how she looked and complained how fat she was. She was 5' 8" and weighed 102 lbs. One day she just pissed me off totally and I told her "Yeah. You ARE fat..and you're fucking ugly too"
The next time I saw her she got a nose job.
i think Leighton Meester is waaaaaay prettier than Blake.
also, re: teen witch - did you hear theyre remaking it? why cant they just leave awesome shit like that alone!? you will NEVER make it as terribly awesome as the first one, especially if they cast trashley jizzdale like they were thinking...
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the body, sure. she is an excellent hanger, much like sjpee. i have yet to see her stylishly dressed outside of work though, is my point, whereas ive obviously seen sarah jessica looking stylish [or trying to] outside of sitc.
"with the HELP of the stylist" is the operative phrase there.
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This is going in Photoshop Awards, too, isn't it?
UGH I fucking HATE people who play victim for getting teased about something that is ultimately (ahem) en vogue.. like her about the vintage shit.. like "oh the kids used to tease me ALL the time because my mother dressed us all in Chanel but the other kids all wore Garanimals and I felt sooooo singled out!"
FUCK!
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WHO THE FUCK IS BLAKE LIVELY AND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOSSIP GIRL?????????????
When I squint I see Rachel McAdams.
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It would've made more sense to put Leighton Meester on the cover.
But of course, Vogue likes tall, skinny blonde women--the majority of their cover models: Nicole Kidman, Gwyneth Paltrow, Gisele Bunchen, etc.
It's sad.
Miss Priss
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I'm so sleepy still :(
hey she looks like that model Lily Donaldson
I don't get it, she's FUGGGG. There's nothing special about her. If I saw her on the street, I wouldn't look twice.
They need to stop giving this zero publicity. The other one, Blair Waldorf is so much more beautiful. I really can't see anyone buying this issue. She's like stale, dry toast.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:20pm.
As a huge Lanvin fan, I can't really say anything bad about the dress. The cut is beautiful (it was short on the runway) but I do think the color/print was wrong. She should've gone with the short orange one from the same collection. Her makeup was fantastic tho.
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