Woe Is Blake Lively
Blake Lively (squint and you'll see the resemblance) is on the cover of Vogue. Repeat. The cover of VOGUE. Personally, I'd rather Wino's Blaaaaaake on the cover. Or even Blake's hotter sister Robin Lively in one of her amazing Teen Witch outfits. TOP THAT!
In the magazine, Blake whines about how she was teased in the second grade at her private school. The kids made fun of her because of the way she dressed. Yes, they only made fun of her clothes! This dumb bitch..... Blake said, "It was the only school where people were just downright mean to me. They would make fun of my clothes." Blake wore a lot of vintage shit that came from her mother, "She just did that because she was so creative and because she didn't want me to be dressed in big T-shirts cinched with a plastic clip like all the rest of the kids."
Tell this bitch to go cry in a bowl of used anal beads. She doesn't even know! I wish those assholes only made fun of my clothes. They started to run out of shit to tease me for! One day would be: "Michaelina, your eyeballs are gay AND ugly!" The next day would be: "Michaela, your toe nails are so faggy!" And the day after that: "Michelle, that second hair follicle from the right near your forehead wants to suck my dick! Ewww. It's a homo! Nasty!" So Blake needs to suck on some Vitamin D(ICK)!. The dumb ass.
Click here if you want to read the whole stupid article about this dumb stupid dullard.
P.S. - Is this what Vogue means by "daring jumpsuits"?
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:20pm.
As a huge Lanvin fan, I can't really say anything bad about the dress. The cut is beautiful (it was short on the runway) but I do think the color/print was wrong. She should've gone with the short orange one from the same collection. Her makeup was fantastic tho.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
THat freaking girl makes me want to throw out every Vogue magazine I have. Talk about a step down for the magazine...what the hell is vogue about her? might as well put shauna sand on too.
ugh
Salem13:
No, I do not, but I do not need another site to tell me that if this is the cutting edge of fashion and Blake represents it, America is in for a fashion recession as well!
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Submitted by theblacktights on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:23pm.
whoa. i love the outfits on gg too, but, newsflash! blake has nothing to do with that. they have a wonderful stylist. give props where props are due.
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yeah but she has the body and the style to carry those outfit. Just like Sarah Jess Parker in Sex in the City, hello!!! with the help of a stylist she became a fashion icon! duh!
xx - looking at that photoshop, I would hope that it is a big fucking joke. If not, then wowee, Anna'a beatdown just got rescheduled.
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@ Molotov
My agreement with you 100%. It's bad enough young woman today have a distorted view of physical beauty with regards to thinness, we should understand that the faces of beauty are far more diverse than what is shoved in our faces.
DD - yeah Naomi has, but that is what I meant by having to be at the top of the game before you get to grace the covers.
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Also, why does she talk like she has a potato stuck in her mouth?
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:24pm
lol it's a joke...Right?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:20pm.
I loved maggie.
to me she either gets it amazing or she is a fucking disaster, I thought she got it right this time.
oh my fucking god ah ha ha
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Submitted by Candy Lynn on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:17pm.
Blake Lively is a Golden Girl.....I love her outfits in Gossip Girl, she's wearing all the designer must-haves....You go Blake!............
All Haters can suck it!!! No matter what you saying, she's gonna be a fashion icon!
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whoa. i love the outfits on gg too, but, newsflash! blake has nothing to do with that. they have a wonderful stylist. give props where props are due.
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She has Rumor face!
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:20pm.
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Naomi Campbell's been on a couple Vogues hasn't she?
Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:19pm.
I also forgot to say that she managed to make a Nina ricci dress look like a $99 mall prom dress.
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OMG. RFLMAO.
you know what also looked bad? Maggie Gyllenhall in that f'g dress at the GG's. I know it was a something, but damn it was a disaster. Ties with Rene Zellweger.
Miss Priss - Iman was, but I think it was after she was already at the top of her game. I googled American Vogue Covers and the only brown faces I saw were Beverly Johnson, Shaquille Oneil, and Jennifer Hudson, and pages and pages of more fair, anglicized (even if not "white") models I couldn't even name except for a few.
I'm with TB, Anna Wintour needs to get bitch-slapped for perpetuating this singular ideal of beauty. Thin. White. Unremarkable.
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This is the girl who thinks she's a size zero and makes the people who send her clothes for the show remove all of the labels to keep her happy, right? Bitch please.
LOL Farrah, something in the milk ain't clean.
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Submitted by Candy Lynn on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:17pm.
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Fashion icon? That's a little extreme.
I also forgot to say that she managed to make a Nina ricci dress look like a $99 mall prom dress.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Blake, Is that you?
lol
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she is a terrible actress with mediocre looks and an AWFUL boob job.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:14pm.
well, well, well... so i guess she was teased by her private school imaginary classmates?
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:16pm.
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ayup.
Blake Lively is a Golden Girl.....I love her outfits in Gossip Girl, she's wearing all the designer must-haves....You go Blake!............
All Haters can suck it!!! No matter what you saying, she's gonna be a fashion icon!
Blake Lively is a fucking spoiled bitch who's a big fat liar to boot.
Thanks Snowie!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:12pm.
Do you read the fashion spot?
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Kids are the cruelest of them all.
I used too be teased to death cuz I was the fat kid on school. they use to make inlfete their faces (kiko style for all of you spanish sluts) and follow me around.
One of the kid's father use to say I look like an ugly frog, too bad that when I grew up I lost the weight and her daughter went on the opposite dirrection. Karma is a bitch.
and blake is so vanilla it makes vanilla looks very hip and interesting.
from Wiki:
As a child, Lively was homeschooled (one of her homeschool classmates was actor and future boyfriend Penn Badgley).[4] Lively attended Burbank High School in Burbank where she participated in Burbank High School's show choir, In Sync, and was a cheerleader.[5] Lively stated in a interview for the August 2008 Seventeen magazine that she attended thirteen schools. She wanted to attend Stanford University
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:10pm.
Because shes tall skinny and blond.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Diamond:
I live in Germany. Germans don't exactly have the best fashion sense in the world, but any Vogue in Europe is better than the American version.
I predict Ms. Wintour's days are numbered, because it is obvious she is picking the very bottom of the crack barrel for covers if she has to stoop to this level.
Skinny, un-talented, emaciated, skank biscuits make the cover, but anyone over a size 2 has to wait until the editrix dies?!
Rawng!
Who's next, Amy Winehouse?!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:09pm.
Is there a Vogue cover with an exotic looking woman even? Was Iman ever a cover girl?
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Yes. In KOREA!!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:06pm.
I say we all find Anna Wintour, and slap the shit out of her ass.
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why slap her? let's FORCE FEED HER. That'll be enough torture: Teh Fatt
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If that's the most traumatic thing that's ever happened to her then why the fuck is she crying over it!!!
Her cover picture is horrible because they photoshopped it too much...I think she's pretty on TV.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:06pm.
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OMG. That's exactly what I was thinking! Anna's brain is going going GONE!
why the hell people think she is soo pretty?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
farrah same here. where those bitches at! lol
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Is there a Vogue cover with an exotic looking woman even? Was Iman ever a cover girl?
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:44pm.
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You should count yourself lucky. It's probably only American Vogue. You won't have to see this sh*t in Germany (or the country you live in. I can't rmemeber!)
I think she is cute, and has a great body, but this cover shot is hideous.
STFU Blake, you certainly have the last laugh now.
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Molotov Cocktease:
Pass the collection plate around because I am about to say what everyone else is thinking...
I say we all find Anna Wintour, and slap the shit out of her ass.
What the FUCK was she thinking?
Vogue has gone to trash, and I was never a fan anyway, but I even can see that!
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:02pm.
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Erm....NO ONE is normal or happy all the time. Especially the effers at PopSuger.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 2:02pm.
Farrah!! for hot slut!! hahaha I love success stories about beating beeshes up when they deserve it! hahahahaha
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hun, it would have been an HONOR to beat up those beeshes that teased you.
And i agree. Her "poor little rich me" story smells rotten. I went to private schools all my life and ALWAYS had to wear a ridiculous uniform. Ugh. Beret included.
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<"They started to run out of shit to tease me for! ">
Well, those assholes and Paris Hilton are what make you what you are today - had you grown up a happy little homo this place might be like reading Pop Sugar or Teen Beat, no bile-no anger-no you. A real GOOP.
PS - How come I can't vote multiple times for Rojo like I did last time for Phoebe. I demand vote fraud!
She's a dye job away from being Marilyn Mansons new piece of trash.
Viva Dita!
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Farrah!! for hot slut!! hahaha I love success stories about beating beeshes up when they deserve it! hahahahaha
Yup. they done made me cry. Catholic school little devils. I was in 3rd grade when my parents divorced. I got teased for it.
I'd love to see how many of those bitches' parents are still happily married
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Preach it, TB. A brown chick has to be the fiercest, baddest bitch in her game (modeling, acting, singing whatever) to grace the covers of this mag, but any ole raggedy two-bit chick with a prominent clavicle can get that gig if she really tries.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:54pm.
Did anyone see in the Soup when Blake and America Ferrara were doing some kind of interview promoting the "sisterhood of traveling pantalones" movie and Blake just started talking about Gossip Girl and America was giving Blake the side eye and bitch face thinking "is this bitch for real? Is she really promoting Gossip Girl here, right now, while i am sitting right here?" It was funny.
that was really funny. she didn't even say one thing about the movie, and the interview kept asking her about GG! america didn't even get to talk!
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I am so over the young and the talentless from GG, new-90210, etc. Can you say YAWN?
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