Woe Is Blake Lively
Blake Lively (squint and you'll see the resemblance) is on the cover of Vogue. Repeat. The cover of VOGUE. Personally, I'd rather Wino's Blaaaaaake on the cover. Or even Blake's hotter sister Robin Lively in one of her amazing Teen Witch outfits. TOP THAT!
In the magazine, Blake whines about how she was teased in the second grade at her private school. The kids made fun of her because of the way she dressed. Yes, they only made fun of her clothes! This dumb bitch..... Blake said, "It was the only school where people were just downright mean to me. They would make fun of my clothes." Blake wore a lot of vintage shit that came from her mother, "She just did that because she was so creative and because she didn't want me to be dressed in big T-shirts cinched with a plastic clip like all the rest of the kids."
Tell this bitch to go cry in a bowl of used anal beads. She doesn't even know! I wish those assholes only made fun of my clothes. They started to run out of shit to tease me for! One day would be: "Michaelina, your eyeballs are gay AND ugly!" The next day would be: "Michaela, your toe nails are so faggy!" And the day after that: "Michelle, that second hair follicle from the right near your forehead wants to suck my dick! Ewww. It's a homo! Nasty!" So Blake needs to suck on some Vitamin D(ICK)!. The dumb ass.
Click here if you want to read the whole stupid article about this dumb stupid dullard.
P.S. - Is this what Vogue means by "daring jumpsuits"?
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How DID she get on the cover? But than again who subscribes to this mag?
She is one of those chicks that some how squeeks by.
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oh and......
FUCK YOU ZOOMAY.
Uker on 1/13
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:54pm.
Did anyone see in the Soup when Blake and America Ferrara were doing some kind of interview promoting the "sisterhood of traveling pantalones" movie and Blake just started talking about Gossip Girl and America was giving Blake the side eye and bitch face thinking "is this bitch for real? Is she really promoting Gossip Girl here, right now, while i am sitting right here?" It was funny.
Anyway, this girl annoys me and she kinda looks like a tranny
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I saw it, so funny, I laughed my ass off at Ferrera's expressions and eyerolls.
In total agreement on kinda looking rather tranny-ish.
"They purchased 3 extra apartments. 2 are for Tommy's ego, the other is for Katie's tears."-MK
death2douches
seriously. I too went to catholic school until 8th grade and those kids were just terrible.
i was so happy to go to public high school NO uniforms!!! yay and my dad was happy he didn't have to pay so much for private school
Wait, aren't you supposed to wear uniforms to private school? Blake you liar!!!
Vintage clothes my ass
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:54pm.
You have to wait once every ten years for a person of color to appear on Vogue, but any crack-booble head can get featured?
Sin and a goddamn shame!
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that's one of the reasons why i no longer read american vogue...that and it's lame too...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:48pm.
Kids make fun of each other all the time. Kids are cruel. I was made fun of cuz my parents were divorced. No joke.
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aww, sweetie! i'm so sorry! who would make fun of such an adorable girl like you? assholes.
I grew up in D.C. went to a private school. Then, went back to Chile to finish HS, another private one. I got teased on the first day of school. Bitches were making fun of my accent. That same day i got myself a nice Detention slip. I beat the shit out of them beeshes, bwahahah! My daddy thought it was awesome.
NEVER got teased again. Evah.
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Tolerance Through Education
I wonder if they ever made fun of this twat stuffing herself into dresses 5 sizes too small.
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
I don't care about Blake but Teen Witch is awesome! I love the "Top That" rap.
the pirate dude with the bulging jumpsuit would've made a much hotter vogue cover...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
You have to wait once every ten years for a person of color to appear on Vogue, but any crack-booble head can get featured?
Sin and a goddamn shame!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Did anyone see in the Soup when Blake and America Ferrara were doing some kind of interview promoting the "sisterhood of traveling pantalones" movie and Blake just started talking about Gossip Girl and America was giving Blake the side eye and bitch face thinking "is this bitch for real? Is she really promoting Gossip Girl here, right now, while i am sitting right here?" It was funny.
Anyway, this girl annoys me and she kinda looks like a tranny
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
American Vogue sucks!
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Ho buster #1!
TheBreakdown she's on this stupid show about rich HS kids in Manhattan, "Gossip Girl". You're not missing shit.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Psst...Blake...Your sister is hotter.
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
Awww, did someone forget to tell her the "I'm on tv and you're not" pays them back for being mean? They know you're not going to ask them to do a walk-on. Oh the trials and tribulations of the wannabe starlet.
"They purchased 3 extra apartments. 2 are for Tommy's ego, the other is for Katie's tears."-MK
you know you can't actually wear that jumpsuit in the second pic. as soon as you move it rides up and you have camel toe.
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I went to Catholic school for twelve years. Those are some of the most fucked-up kids in existence. And I went through the same thing, Miss Priss, as my parents were the first to divorce in our parish.
Blake Lively looks like she has Down's Syndrome. I don't like her.
Her hot sister, on the other hand, WOOF! Love me some Robyn and deffo love Teen Witch, with that hot piece Tangina Barrens from Poltergeist. CAROL ANNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
@TheBreakdown....i am with you. i don't know who she is either. but maybe we shouldn't say that. i don't know. actually, i don't even want to know who she is. i agree with you though. it's a travesty. (p.s. i don't live in a country that knows who this person is. i suspect that it's the same with TheBreakdown, or that TB has a life). either way...she fuggly.
Dude, what the fuck ever. Call the fucking WHAAAAAAmbulance.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
WOW!!! That's like really amazing erm, uh.... photoshop!
Oh STFU! If you weren't teased in school and traumatized by those bully assholes, you didn't have a proper childhood.
Pfft.
I thought Jr. High was bad, I was flat as a board, no tits, at all. The boys used to stuff their shirts with TP and say "ooh, M.E. don't you wish you had these?" Then throw the Tp wads at me.
In HS, I came into my Frosh year with nice C cups, so the titty teasing stopped, but the asshole seniors would rail and can me every day for the entire first semester.
The entire Upper quad, where the seniors and juniors hung out, saw my fucking undies.
God school sucked.
Photoshop is obviously Blake's friend. She does not look this good in person. In fact, I heard she was much bigger than this. I can't believe they teased you like that, MK, although I do like the gay eyeballs comment, I think I will use that someday!
STFU!!!
Kids make fun of each other all the time. Kids are cruel. I was made fun of cuz my parents were divorced. No joke.
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
I actually think this lady would look better with slightly darker hair.
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oh and......
FUCK YOU ZOOMAY.
Uker on 1/13
hold the fuck up.
is she really Robin Lively's sister? If so, big sis got all the looks (and talent, from where I sit)
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this does NOT even look like her!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
well, if you look like that and you wear a jumpsuit...yeah, daring is a good word to describe it.
oh blake
we feel soo sorry for you that you had to wear vintage clothes in second fucking grade!! really, what second grader doesn't want to look like everyone else. thats bullshit. i bet they made fun of her man face and huge troll feet.
spin it girl. you really were into fashion at age 7. we believe you.
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Okay, Teen Witch was like my shit back in the day. I loved that movie!
And Blake Lively is oatmeal
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Who the FUCK IS SHE AND WHY IS SHE ON THE COVER OF VOGUE?!
Fuckin' travesty if there ever was one!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
My heart bleeds. "OMG I WUZ TEAZED IN SKOOL!!!!"
What kind of cheap ass private school doesn't have uniforms?
Nevermind those bitches, MK. You're a superstar now.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
This is not Blake Lively, it's Blake Photoshopply.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE FOR MK
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LMAO Mk what kinda kids did you go to school with? The worse I ever got called was cheesemeister lmao to this day I still dont get why
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I never stay on topic :)
Another WAAA WAAA I use to be ugly I was bullied read, NO THANKS! SH*T man wtf is up with all these people they want us to feel sorry for them? OMG G.O.I pretty people! MK your eyeballs are gay but NOT ugly :)
All the Us vogue cover backgrounds look the same.
http://www.thefashionspot.com/forums/f78/us-vogue-march-2008-drew-barrym...
http://www.fashioninsanity.com/2007/12/kate-hudson-us-vogue-magazine-jan...
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
"Michaelina, your eyeballs are gay AND ugly!" "Michaela, your toe nails are so faggy!" "Michelle, that second hair follicle from the right near your forehead wants to suck my dick! Ewww. It's a homo! Nasty!"
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