Tuesday, January 13th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Mr. Motivator
Allow me to correct myself. This is what Vogue meant by "daring jumpsuits" (see below). This hot piece right here is Mr. Motivator. I guess he's like the UK version of Richard Simmons, but way more fashion-forward and just 5.3% less gay. The only thing he's motivating me to do is to touch myself to those amazingly hot double socks and shoe laces. I'd wear this whole outfit every day, but I don't have the chesticles for it. And is it just me or does he kind of look like the dad from Sister, Sister?
Anyway, this is an open post where you can open your legs and expel whatever the fuck you want. Everything is off-topic. Eveeeeerything. Rant away! But touch yourself really quick to Mr. Motivator first. It's a requirement.
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*one last lick of TITS candy apple before I go*
See ya tittays!
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TEAM SKETTI
I'll call it a night too i guess... the hose in the back is callin mah name.
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HOSER!
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Aww it was grouse to see ya ho! Don't work too hard or everyone will notice you're not really an Aussie.
I'll call it a night too i guess... the hose in the back is callin mah name.
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TEAM SKETTI
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:39am.
you don't have magnificent fairy wrens? Maybe I'm thinking of nz.
I hope you have a/c. How you can live in that heat baffles me. I grew up in central canada where summers could be like that - lived in the pool or the lake. Hah - I can remember taking great delight when the asphalt would bubble up, great fun to pop with bike tires.
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We has fairy penguins! Little gay fuckers, so cute.
No a/c, just a floor fan and a spray bottle of water. Aiming the spray at fan = heaven. I bloody LOVE summer, the hotter the better. As long as the shower and the backyard hose are working, I'm good. Not so happy about the mozzies, but you can't have everything.
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TEAM SKETTI
As much as I hate to leave you slutz...I got a shit load of paperwork to do before the sun comes up. No paperwork dun, no pay. No pay, no internetz, no rum, no hooch, no Tim Tams, no fags (cigarettes!).
And don't go talking trash about me either, coz I'm sitting right here doing me paperwork and I'll be checking on youse.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:10am.
==I like a good beer buzz early in the morning. You celebrating somefink?
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Yep. Wednesday *hick*
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:06am.
I really want a Bundy and coke now. With icecubes.
==Maccas and a Bundy & Coke Slurpee. Perfect breakfast.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:51am.
I downed almost a bottle of red last night... McLaren Vale shiraz and it was 15% alcohol. Not that I remembered that off the top of mah heed, or how I ended up with mud in my ear... I had to check the bottle!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:56am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:47am.
It's been VB time har since around 11 this morning *hick*
==I like a good beer buzz early in the morning. You celebrating somefink?
I really want a Bundy and coke now. With icecubes.
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TEAM SKETTI
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:51am.
12% alclolol!!! holeee shit! You must get a lot of drunken american tourists there.
Isn't your wine up around 20%?
Yep. I likey me some Aussie red wine +++, but I have to consume it with respect y'know. I learned the cold hard way (bathroom tile).
BELLLLCHHHHHAAAA...
I needed that.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:49am.
Was that a subtle hint at somefing? Did you write one of them comments??
Let me guess...
'I have a question. Where would one go to meet these walruses...'
Dat you bitch?
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TEAM SKETTI
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:47am.
It's been VB time har since around 11 this morning *hick*
I wouldn't say I'm drunk, but if the two of you would just stand still for a while I'd find it easier not to chunder.
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TEAM SKETTI
12% alclolol!!!
holeee shit!
You must get a lot of drunken american tourists there.
Isn't your wine up around 20%?
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:40am.
===Job? I've applied for the position on Hamilton Island. Fersure I'll get it too, coz I'm smart and stuff. So, I'll need a housekeeper, you interested in applying?
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Yep, that's the one! I'm definitely in!! We'd have the best fucking time ever. I'll even bring you cocktails for breakfast if you can hook us up with some good hooch. You'd know someone that can sort that, yeah?
You'd be great at that job too. Just think about it, all you need to do is roll about of bed in the morning down to the beach and write about the sand in your crack.
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TEAM SKETTI
Why is it that the comments are ALWAYS funnier than the stories?
*cough*
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:39am.
I have drunk a lot of beer today.
==I've downed several stubbies of home brew "Dark & Stormies" Ginger beer + Bundaberg Rum. Verrry noice and 12% alclolol...BELCH.
RE: During my recently-terminated 7-day stranding I had three obsessions - the weather back home, the ever-changing flight schedule, and walrus cocks.
HAHAHA!!
Did you read the 'Why do walruses need to have a bone in their penises?'. Someone wrote 'BECAUSE THEIR WIVES ARE SO UGLY!'
BWWAAHAAHAAA!!
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TEAM SKETTI
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:26am.
@Sandbitch
Its noice to see you too hobag. Yeah, its noice, its un-ewe-sual. How the QLD? Need a job?
===Job? I've applied for the position on Hamilton Island. Fersure I'll get it too, coz I'm smart and stuff. So, I'll need a housekeeper, you interested in applying?
So you've had a hottie in Melbun today huh? I'll be glad when summer is ovah! It's like living in the fucking jungle, I kid you not.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:32am.
You sick bitch.
Have you tried any of that!?!
Just the idea of seal brain fritters is making my stomach turn over. But then... I have drunk a lot of beer today. Note to self: don't drink beer and then think about seal part pancakes.
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TEAM SKETTI
you don't have magnificent fairy wrens? Maybe I'm thinking of nz.
I hope you have a/c. How you can live in that heat baffles me. I grew up in central canada where summers could be like that - lived in the pool or the lake. Hah - I can remember taking great delight when the asphalt would bubble up, great fun to pop with bike tires.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
oh dear.
oh me.
oh my!
walrus penises! (thankfully NOT a recipe)
http://whitebearsblog.blogspot.com/2006/03/walrus-penis-envy.html
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:18am.
What's a fairy wren?
I swear I could fry an egg on the side-walk right now, and it's about 8 p.m. and still as bright as midday out thar. Bloody love it. As far as I know, no major fires round these parts. Yet. I'm not holding mah breath though.
And the highly popular drought means water restrictions all summer, again. 'ts not gonna stop me from hosing mahself down later in the backyard for the 5th time today though :D
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TEAM SKETTI
seal recipes:
http://whitebearsblog.blogspot.com/2006/03/celebration-of-seal-recipes.h...
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
@Sandbitch
Its noice to see you too hobag. Yeah, its noice, its un-ewe-sual. How the QLD? Need a job?
@TITS
Ummm... beaver tails, seal flipper pie and cod tongues? You know when I said I'd leave the selecting of the delicacies to you... I take that back. I should report you to PETA or the RSPCA for those suggestion! *gagging*
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TEAM SKETTI
So how's your water and fire situation? Another bad year or is it letting up at all?
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Leave the crows alone. I love those bastards.
Stone the fairy wrens!
Never gets hot here. Can't recall the last time it even got near 30. Never gets really cold either. Sure there might be 5 days of heat and 5 days of really cold weather but man oh man is it ever mild here. I can wear the same clothes almost year round. No air conditioners either. Or screens on the windows - no bugs.
So why do I want to leave? wtf is wrong with me???
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
m2c
You're still okay with beaver tails, seal flipper pie and cod tongues in exchange right?
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:08am.
Stone the crows tittays. I'll tell ya what's broodle, the bloody weather!! Its been as hot as fuck har today. I reckon it got to nearly 40 degrees. Srsly. *sweating*
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:09am.
Broodle in Kebek.
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close... it's pronounced KAYbeck.
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Tittays is sendin' me some choice delicacies. She said all she wants in exchange are some witchety grubs and kangaroo testicles. I didn't ask what she wanted the last things for, thought it best not to delve too deep with that one.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:08am.
oh yeah. I'm having trouble finding packets of poutine gravy. I know it's sold ..somewhere. Will have to check different grocery stores from my regular haunts. I've seen cans, but that's just silly sending a can halfway around the world.
did you want some canadian delicacies sb?
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Broodle in Kebek.
2C - Ho! Noice to see ya, roil noice. :)
I heard it on the vine de canucke that you and tits are exchanging bush tucker. Good deal.
Bloody nora aussies!!!
there's this HUGE gap when the east coasters leave until youse funny whores show up.
it's broodle.
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'sup bitches.
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Love you, Sandy! Sor sor! :)
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Submitted by SkyBitch on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 3:55am.
***Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 3:48am.
Clearly it's too late at night for me to be witty.***
Nah, my bad. Seriously, the first time I saw Sandbitch post on here, I thought her ID was created specifically to troll me. Again, my bad!
===LOL, I remember that - you thought I was stalking you. I don't have time to stalk meself!
***Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 3:48am.
Clearly it's too late at night for me to be witty.***
Nah, my bad. Seriously, the first time I saw Sandbitch post on here, I thought her ID was created specifically to troll me. Again, my bad!
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 3:48am.
Clearly it's too late at night for me to be witty.
sii-iigh
==HO HA!
Clearly it's too late at night for me to be witty.
sii-iigh
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Dang.....where's this guy's "package".....doesn't look like he has one.......
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this dog is crazy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B72fbXDQ7Lg
TITS: I have no clue. I don't really know Sandbitch....thought you did.
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Sandbitch of course! Perhaps I should have said your opposite?
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
TITS: Who is my other half? *scratches head*
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
***Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 3:24am.
Hey skybitch, where's your other half these days?
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Ummm......?
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Hey skybitch, where's your other half these days?
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Hey " "
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
thing is it's not your relationship and as hard as it is you have to just sit on the side-lines and be there for her if she needs you. Well I am going to head now it's cooled down enough outside for me to go weed the garden- Summer in Oz = f'ing HOT lol.Keep your chin up.
Thank you, Miffed. I just get so overly emotional about my daughter because I care so fucking much about her but I have to let her make her own mistakes. Hell, she's an adult but she's always going to be my baby.
Thank you for being my sounding board (and a KIND one at that).
Nighters. :)