Dumb Bitch Of The Day!
If you're going to sell your 16-year-old daughter for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat, collect before you hand her over! That's what 36-year-old Macelino de Jesus Martinez of Greenfield, CA failed to do when he sold off his daughter to an 18-year-old dude.
So what did Macelino do when the buyer refused to pay? He went to the police and told them the whole story. What the fuck! Take a class at the Learning Annex about the correct way to sell your child before you do it! The real Jesus isn't happy that his name is associated with this dumb dumb.
Police arrested Macelino for selling a human person. They also arrested the 18-year-old piece of trash who bought her. Even though police say the girl went willingly, she's under California's legal age of consent. The 18-year-old is being held on suspicion of statutory rape.
Apparently, arranged marriages involving underage chicks is a big problem in Greenfield.
Now, a 16-year-old girl sells for $16,000, 100 cases of beer (top shelf, I hope) and several cases of meat. This means I could probably sell for a chewed-up Slim Jim, a watered down glass of Buckhorn beer and 16,000 pinto beans. Oh, shit. Don't tell my dog this or off I fucking go.
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YES Toonkinstein!! I think about that everyday (have nothing else to do)
you did not say the fukkin Learning Annex!!! had me damn near pissin my pants (pmp) on that one!!!!!! Thx for that funny sh!T
What? No goat?
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
I bet it was a 100 cases of Tecate!
STFU!!!
Here's a report in Spanish from Univision.com. It suggests that more than 90% of rural farmworkers in Cali are Mexican but just says this guy has a Hispanic surname. It also says that the farmworkers in Greenfield are mostly either Mexican or Salvadorean.
http://www.univision.com/content/content.jhtml?chid=3&schid=160&secid=16...
people may get angry, however, Greenfield is a VERY small town with probably less than a thousand people. i would say about 75% of them ARE illegal immigrants from not only mexico but other Central and South American countries. There are alot of fatalities from drunk driving, gang violence, etc. in this town. It doesn't surprise me that this was in Greenfield. And the mother is probably abused by the father and like many hispanic families, the mother doesn't do anything or say anything against the father of the house......
Actually, she's 14 years old, not 16.
You know that Lynn Spears and her clan are weeping moonshiney tears at reading that guess what, sellin' yer yungins fer booze, money and possum meat is ILLEGAL!
That seems like a fair price.
Submitted by DUDE on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 4:18pm.
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Didn't DL also say something to the effect that you must be the dumbest motherfucker on the planet if an uneducated illegal immigrant is taking your job, what does it say about you?
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DL is talking about the jobs that nobody wants.
Submitted by Toonkinstein on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:30pm.
WTF!?!? This is SO UNFAIR....if they are charging an 18 year old with statutory rape HOW COME THE 20 YEAR OLD DOUCHE BAG THAT'S BANGING SMELLY CYRUS IS RUNNING AROUND FREE....old possum head Hill Billy Ray Cyrus should be the one pictured here
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WTF!?!? This is SO UNFAIR....if they are charging an 18 year old with statutory rape HOW COME THE 20 YEAR OLD DOUCHE BAG THAT'S BANGING SMELLY CYRUS IS RUNNING AROUND FREE....old possum head Hill Billy Ray Cyrus should be the one pictured here!!!
Sorry, shit like this make me get all Kanye Capping
this is fucked up in any state!!! That "church-going shit" I am not buying that Cyrus's. You know Smelly and the douchebag are going at it like dogs in heat under daddy's roof....
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists are just annoying me!!!
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 4:18pm.
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Didn't DL also say something to the effect that you must be the dumbest motherfucker on the planet if an uneducated illegal immigrant is taking your job, what does it say about you?
the DUDE! abides...
I'm more concerned about why Hobag Dude don't have no neck.
Whazzup?
Plus he looks like the nekkid midget from yesterday's Caption This.
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this "father" is a disgusting dirtbag...where's the girl's mother in all this? and who has custody of the girl now that daddy can't be trusted....
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 4:11pm.
i fucking concur!! i mean how fucked up u gotta be to go to the police and tell'em u didn't get the cash that some fucker owed u for selling ur own fucking daughter to him!? i mean this is unfuckingbelievable!!!!!!!!!! and at this point who the hell cares about his nationality!? stupid asses are born every motherufucking day in every country!!!
P.S sorry about the language...i had one too many.
I for one am shocked about this.......I am shocked that KERNS ALL NECTAR JUICE in a can was not part of the deal.
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FUCK YOU ZOOMAY.
Uker on 1/13
-"Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 4:15pm."
Or perhaps he's just mega retarded. I know there are still backwards and close-minded comunities everywhere. Maybe this dude comes from one of those comunities where it's still OK to sell your daughters, who knows. I hope the police bitch slaps him for being so damn ignorant.
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"Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 4:23pm.
LMAO. For how much? Did you cut your parents in?"
Five bucks and I was grounded for two weeks. Which was upsetting because my Dad had promised to take me to Chuck E. Cheese the weekend after the "incident" happened.
And my brother's still a little bitch.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
paris herpes, agree.
On topic: This guy makes me sick. Thank god he is a bozo.
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FUCK YOU ZOOMAY.
Uker on 1/13
wait.
the girl was 14
te deal?
100 cases of corona
50 cases of modelo
6 bottle of wine
50 cases of soft drinks
50 cases of Gatorade
several cases of meat were also promised.
It doesn't say anyhting about the money
My guess is the father had a convenience store and the 18 year old was the drink suplier
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 4:22pm.
LMAO. For how much? Did you cut your parents in?
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When I was five I tried to sell my then three-year-old brother to a nice Asian family.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
There should be a dumb bitch of the day/month and year contest like hot slut...hmmm?
STFU!!!
I'm assuming it's worth less if you sell your daughter AFTER the quinceanera???
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
~Me, explaining dad's wierd fascination with homo bitches.
zomay, hmmm, I think the Duggars have the master plan of secretly having their children clean the house and take care of one another without them having to lift a finger and calling it God's plan. How else to defy those pesky child labor laws?!
STFU!!!
Let's see a pix of the daughter. I think I could put the money together if she's cute enough... Less expensive than a car!
PS. Dowry is money paid by the father of the bride to the family who takes her in, not the other way around. Daughters in such cultures are thought to be a financial burden, and sons are thought to be moneymakers. Selling a daughter is not a dowry activity.
I think he must be Swedish.
Dennis Leary comments on how Americans complaint about Mexicans. He states that we complain about Mexicans who take the jobs no one else wants for small salaries and work their asses off without complaint yet no one would be complaining if a Blue Eyed Blonde Swede was cutting his lawn getting paid 5 dollars an hour.
Dennis Leary 'Why We Suck'
Ginalicious...that's my name...Maybe I should get that on a shirt or something...!?
STFU!!!
So the Duggars do have a master plan. Because for a while there I just thought they were spitting out kids for the hell of it.
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Uker on 1/13
Submitted by happyface on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 4:08pm.
My point was to not put a country to the name... He is an individual and his nationality is irrelevent to me.
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Oh and if people are assuming he's Mexican well...why don't you investigate first?! Not all Mexicans would do some dumbshit like this either! It could be something that is done on the downlow...so maybe he's in the U.S. because he wasn't wanted where he was from either (like someone has already commented!)
STFU!!!
Can I hope that this dumbass will never again have custody of said daughter?
I think the girl was 14 not 16, which is even worse!
Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 4:11pm.
It doesn't say where this idiot is from.
If he is a citizen ( which I assume he is because a lot of ilegals don't know they still have rights regardless their legal situation and they are Terrified of the police) he Can't be deported.
In a related topic, if my daddy sold me for a 100 cases of beer, I would sue him for at least 50.
dowerys had a purpose in their heyday. Daughters living at home provided an invaluable revenue source for their families, in addition to the work they did around the house. Read Ulrich's Diary of Martha Ballard--its a great read and discusses this at lenght. With daughters, you can put them to work taking care of the other kids and the house while the mom does piecework, sewing, or midwivery--this equals money. Daughters also learn these skills and can make a lot of money by doing this as well, in addition to gardenwork, taking care of chickens and other small livestock. Dowery was often used to replace the income lost by the daughters leaving home and not being able to contribute to the family income, or forcing the mom to reassume some of the roles she delegated to the kids.
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Hahhaha, people are fucking amazing! This dude deserves....I don't know what....I cannot believe he would sell his daughter for meat and beer either. I wonder where he's from in Central America and if that's a custom where he's from. It's sorta like a dowry isn't it?
STFU!!!
i can be bought for 60 vicodin, half pound of green bud and a 200 dollar gift card to wal-mart.
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This dumbass should not be deported, he should be shot. This is the 21st century, not the damn middle ages!. And how mega stupid do you have to be to go running to the nearest police station and tell them some dude doesn't want to hand over the cash you want to make off selling your underage daughter?. This guy is the true example of the super ignorant dumbass.
Where is he from, anyway?. And before anybody starts, just because he's named Jesus it doesn't mean he's mexican.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 3:57pm.
Wikina--oh.
STSU
Thank you. I've called people out before on being assholes. just when you think you like somebody
They open their mouth
sadness
where was the girl's mother?!? if i was the mother i'd kick this mofo's culo big time!!
HappyHour-
While we don't know whether he's Mexican, I think we can say with certainty that he's not Italian or GERMAN!!! I don't think Argentians have names as Catholic as that anyway.
As for the racist comments. Ya know, if the guy was Middle Eastern we'de be hearing the same stupid comments. Stupid people need to generalize. It makes life easier and their brains don't hurt so much by considering whether poverty and lack of education, as well as cultural subjegation has an impact on certain societies. Yeah, only white people know justice.
And to all those who say he needs to go from whence he came, something tells me he wasn't wanted there either.
Submitted by Ginalicious on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 4:01pm.
Shut the smurf up, i want to tie up and stone child touchers. Sounds awesome.
It does. as I said I aplaud them.
We Bid: 100 Cases of "Quitting Time (low level shelf Beer". Whats left of our 401K plan, and a Supermarket Sweep of CostCo.....for one MK....
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Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 3:47pm.
I don't think ignorance is a bliss anymore.
you know? those type of comments( I'm not going to start a war here, I promise) don't offend ME as a person (I am hispanic, I am a very well educated woman,I know who I am and I'm very proud of my culture and where I come from), they only make THEM look ignorant.
awww what a good good daddy!!! fucking asshole :|
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 4:01pm.
Well, as a fellow parent, I think that's a valid point. Was it Old Milwaukee & hot dogs? Or Lowenbrau & filet?
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Shut the smurf up, i want to tie up and stone child touchers. Sounds awesome.
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