Hot Slut Of The Week: Nikki From Rock Of Love Bus
Birthday: ?
Age: 24
Birth Name: Nikki Shamdassani
Original Date of HS of the Day: January 5, 2009
Claim to Fame: Saving reality TV! Basically. Nikki also goes by the name DJ Lady Tribe and La Loka. According to her Wiki (HA!), she was a graffiti artist in Los Angeles, but went to jail too many times, so she decided to become a DJ instead. And now Nikki Lady Loka (or whatever) is a national treasure for doing a shot from a test tube sticking out of another chick's vagina on Rock of Love Bus. Love isn't even a strong enough word to describe my feelings for her.
Where is she now? Probably teaching Dakota Fanning the ways of life. Seriously, she has a picture with Dakota Fanning on her MySpace.
Why is she HS of the Week? Because her time in the spotlight came to an end way too soon. I mean, look at this:
This is what we need more of.
Gif VIA Vh1 Blog
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I don't understand why he voted her off. She is the epitome of what he is looking for.
I love how the two broads beside her are all snotty-like.Ha!! "Don't touch me!"
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Submitted by on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:56pm.
there's plenty of azzes like this here...
http://youknowyoudeadazzwrong.blogspot.com/
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy..."
Oh.My.Gawd!!! Thank-you for that website. Seriously, it does not get old!!
That bitch is 38!
Eh, she looks about 24. She just looks like a 24 year old hosebag.
Is this what men consider sexy?
I WANT MYYYYYYY SON BACK!!!!
If you're the first person to be booted off of a show like this, shouldn't that be considered a win?
Ain't nothing in the world gonna convince me that dewd in red was born with a snatch.
the DUDE! abides...
If I had a dick, it would've dissolved when I first saw Nikki. :(
Submitted by on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:56pm.
there's plenty of azzes like this here...
http://youknowyoudeadazzwrong.blogspot.com/
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
Letty, that is one fine ass though but I bet yours is better! I wish I could even sneak a peeky poo! These tranny hos have nothing on us! I have the stretch marks to prove it! Bolt-on boobs are so creepy. Gawd. Women who do that shit to themselves have NO clue as to what they've signed themselves up for. :(
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Submitted by on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:30pm.
BTW, wtf does your avatar say? I've tried squinting my eyes and still can't make out what it says! Is that your hot, chocolate bootay? Be honest! lol
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my avi says "dead azz wrong"....from the delightful site dead azz wrong....
i wish i could claim that cocoa azz,(not that ever want to) but it's not mine...ha!
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
Tranny worllllllllld, Excellennnnnnnnnt, Partayyyyyyyyyy timeeeeeeeee! Bless them trannies...bless them every one.
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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:27pm.
that "creature" in red was not born with natural woman parts....ha!
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I concur, darlin'! Ain't no way that's a 'natural woman'. lol
BTW, wtf does your avatar say? I've tried squinting my eyes and still can't make out what it says! Is that your hot, chocolate bootay? Be honest! lol
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Submitted by on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:18pm.
that "creature" in red was not born with natural woman parts....ha!
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
I think this is what Paris Hilton brought to the world somehow... She opened pandora's box and all of the trash and vapid skanks with nothing to contribute to society but, stds and ignorance came pouring through the airwaves and internet
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:14pm.
i think the skank in satiny dress feels she caught somnething the free clinic can't get rid of and the other skank may be rethinking her life choices....
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LMFAO! I think you just gave me a new wrinkle. Damn you, Letty, DAMN YOU! haha
The funniest part though, that bitch in red has GOT TO BE A TRANNY! Drunk trans are da best! SNAP!
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Rock of Love Bus-TED...face
Submitted by on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:08pm.
i think the skank in satiny dress feels she caught somnething the free clinic can't get rid of and the other skank may be rethinking her life choices....
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:00pm.
this gif amuses me so much!
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Me too, Letty! I love how the chick in satiny blue is trying to look all composed and "Miss slutty America-ish" and the chick on the other side is breathing big, zen, toke breaths. lmao
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this gif amuses me so much!
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
She said she got her tits done to stop her from doing graffiti! The bitches to her left and right in the .gif are priceless.
Brett is still prettier than all his contestants!
I think I just caught something.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 6:59pm.
Submitted by peaches on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 6:58pm.
and does anyone else think Brittaney the pornstar has serious emotional problems?
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Why no. I believe all these girls to be incredibly emotionally stable. Evolved even.
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yep good point there,lol!!!
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Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:34pm.
We both need a Nikki gif intervention.
Can't...stop...looking...
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Love me or hate me
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And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Haha. I like how her red bathing suit seems to sag more and more as she staggers. Priceless. rotfl
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buh bye ho.
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in my blood....
I am hypnotized by this gif. Somebody help me......
She's a tranny. A trashy tranny. Too bad she was booted off the show. Really, isn't she the pinnacle of reality TV contestants? They all end up like her anyway. She's just ahead of the curve.
She liked the pic of her & Dakota so much she uploaded it to her photos twice!
I used to love "The Alternative" on VH1. Now there's nothing but these damn flamboyant heterosexuals.
gonorrhea skank. good riddance.
gdubs, yeah that was too funny.
I think she was more than drunk. She acted like she didn't understand and then they had to pick her up and drag her sad ass away.
On national television....
she is some kinda classy!
First of all...24! WTF?
Second, ain't no way this is a chick...tranny ho!
(Now you've got me talking like those "contestants" on this misbegotten reality show)
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 6:59pm.
Submitted by peaches on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 6:58pm.
and does anyone else think Brittaney the pornstar has serious emotional problems?
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Why no. I believe all these girls to be incredibly emotionally stable. Evolved even.
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Bwahahahaha! Evolved!
The GIF IS totally mesmerizing, DAMN YOUN MK! I don't even like fake boobies...I think she's a he judging from the face!
STFU!!!
I'm mesmerized by that gif.
Yeah, I agree with the statements that LE (as opposed to LA) Loka is a DUDE. TRANNY. SHE HAS A PENIS!!! Or does a hell of a tuck job. Or had it lopped off....either way, D-U-D-E. The lips give it away.
This cunt has STD all over her.
Submitted by peaches on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 6:58pm.
and does anyone else think Brittaney the pornstar has serious emotional problems?
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Why no. I believe all these girls to be incredibly emotionally stable. Evolved even.
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
Why don't I remember seeing this scene on the premeire episode? I think this girl is a copycat of Daisey IMHO. and does anyone else think Brittaney the pornstar has serious emotional problems?
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Submitted by Thornhill on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:35pm.
what would life be without Stumbling drunk hoas...?
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Free of regrets and STDs?
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 6:45pm.
Why was there a test tube on the Rock of Love Bus? Crime Lab? Free Clinic?
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They were at a bar that served shots in test tubes.
Not like I would watch this trash or anything.
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
I was certain he would keep this specimen around if only for entertainment's sake, but whatever. Maybe Brett's standards have gone up just a teeny tiny bit.
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Why was there a test tube on the Rock of Love Bus? Crime Lab? Free Clinic?
Submitted by yoursame on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 6:37pm.
FFS! If this is what women and children are looking to for a role model, we are screwed!
M.E.: Thanks! I was wondering (like a science geek) about the logistics and physics of this feat. Well, it DID involve test tubes...
I CANNOT believe she's already been dismissed. She earned a place in the semi-finals with that bar trick.
This stunning creature is not just "Nikki"
she is Lady Tribe, graffiti goddess, dj queen, role model to women and children, dramatic glamor model and talented coochie shot extraordinaire.
She has more fame than "bred whoever guns and roses frontman" could even dream of.
Recognize...
ps. She actually is very well known in the dj and graffiti world for no other reason than just being trippy. She had a huge name for herself before this rock of love business. How often do you see a lady running around in hooker stilettos writing on buses?
Don't worry Michael K, there is more than enough Lady Tribe to go around.
Submitted by DUDE on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:16pm.
That thing wasn't born with female parts.
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I thought that too.
Submitted by Reeter on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 6:24pm.
Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:49pm.
Does anyone remember when VH1 used to play Phil Collins videos? What the hell happened to those days?
Same thing that happened to MTV - reality shows set in. Boo!
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