Oh, To Be A Sea Kitten In Those Waters

After seeing these pictures of Little Britain's David Walliams playing patty peen underwater with this dude in Barbados, I went off to find out if he loves ze cock or not. In most of the articles I read, he says he loves the ladies, but being a homo would be easier for him. Whatever the case may be, he is thisclose to replacing Anderson Cooper as Mah Boo. WELL! Mah Boo Andy doesn't return any of the 40 messages I leave daily on CNN's viewer comment line. How is he supposed to sweep me off my no-no lips if he doesn't return my calls? David, wait in the wings. Your services might be needed.

And I like that David's chichis are kind of pointy. They can probably warn me when a tornado is a comin'!

Bauer Griffin

Posted by: Michael K

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Hotness

Submitted by Diego on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:44pm.

Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:42pm.

I can see where you're coming from, I guess, but we're not all screeching queens who prance around in feather boas while singing showtunes.

"I love my tail in these jeans!"

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:44pm.

You saw how close they were in the water in the main pic and you had to research? Ain't no way, no how, are 2 straights....and I don't care if they are British. No.

Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:44pm.

Youtube, Big Fat Quiz Show of the Year 2006. This guy is on it with russell brand...its pretty funny improv by the panel.

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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"

Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:42pm.

O.k I dont want anyone to get mad or acuse me of stuff....but...

Whenever I see big men like that hugging and acting all cutsey it makes me feel weird... not becuae I have anything against gay people or gay public displays of affection it just makes me feel like any man out there could be gay and you dont even know it ...like I went to a Gay bar once and it was all these big manly men and I was like there is no way they are gay!

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I never stay on topic :)

Submitted by Diego on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:41pm.

http://blog.project76.tv/uploaded_images/LittleBitPoofy-757274.jpg

Isn't that David Walliams? MK needs to come get him away from Will Young and, of course, I will be there for Will. Everyone's happy that way.

"I love my tail in these jeans!"

Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:40pm.

Submitted by eszter on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:36pm.
that crappy ohnotheydidn't oh no they did :(
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It's a damn shame!

Submitted by weenielover on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:39pm.

boy is def a mo. Whats tragic is that some gay people still have to stay closeted to preserve their career.
pisses me off.
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"Have you seen my Schweddy Balls?"

Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:38pm.

Anderson is being an uncaring twerp. Hot as a super nova, but if he never calls-how can he make your no no hole sing? Fuck him. Play hard to get. Eat your quart of Chunky Monkey and ring up David. Lifes too short to be pining away.

I want to see you happy, even if it means a new MAH BOO.

Payday came and with it beer.

~~Rudyard Kipling~~

Submitted by eszter on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:36pm.

that crappy ohnotheydidn't oh no they did :(
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first Abandoned Couch and now this

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:34pm.

Is it wrong that I don't know who he is?

Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:34pm.

Submitted by Candy on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:26pm.
I thought that was John Travolta.

I thought so too!

Submitted by girl_cheese on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:33pm.

If I were a sea kitten in those waters I'd be screaming and air would be bubbling up top

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:32pm.

I thought it was Travolta, too!!! I was thinking that it seemed AWFULLY soon to be canoodling with some dude after his son died.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

Submitted by Richiegay on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:32pm.

David is a well known pussy hound, unless he is
playing for both teams nowadays.

'Meth' is a terrible addiction. What can I say?
"Lois' on 'Family Guy'

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:32pm.

1) He's no Eddie Izzard!

2) Ugh! Oh no! Not even on the same page as Anderson!! Look at those pepperoni nipples!!!!

3) Those tanks are much more than his usual speedos!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/thenip/1273512234/

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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 5:26pm.

@ candy--

I'm with you. I SO thought this was Travolta.
Dead ringer.

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WHEN did Rojo use the ginge for good? She could have used her self as an emergancy cone at an accident to divert traffic NO!!! NEVER!!! She just sits there!--Tookinstein