Dress Up Your Dog And Face Prosecution!
The RSPCA over in the UK is crying about bitches overdressing their dogs and said they might start threatening legal action. That's what the Daily Mails says anyway. Whores at the RSPCA thinks it's dangerous for dogs to be wearing boots, pants, hoodies and other shit.
The spokeswhore for the RSPCA said, "Dog owners should be aware that under the Animal Welfare Act that came into force in April 2007 they have a duty of care to ensure that all of their pets' needs are met. One of those needs is to express normal behaviour and it could mean that with restrictive clothing they are not able to do that properly. We're concerned that any pet should be viewed as a fashion accessory. Taking on an animal is a long-term commitment. It's quite humiliating and sends out the wrong message about pet care. We've seen trends in recent years brought about by the rise in celebrities with handbag dogs. This usually leads to people taking on pets because they are fashionable and sadly that means many are neglected."
First of all, my dog has to wear boots in the winter or he'll start screeching murder when he steps on a sidewalk salt nugget. It's awful. It's like the sound I made when I first got it in the butt. It's not something I want to hear all the time, so the boots have to go on!
Second of all, he gets the shakes if he doesn't have a sweater on during the winter! And it makes him feel fancy and beautiful. I know this. We talk. Yes, we only have words while I'm on acid, but that's how it's done. You know how Jem communicated to Synergy through her earrings? Well, I have to communicate with my dog through acid. Anyway, he tells me how glamorous he feels in clothes. He especially loves patterns and anything with phrases like "Talk to the Tail" or "I'll Sniff Yo Ass If I Want To." Ask him for yourself, but you have to drop acid first.
But seriously, I think that pooch in the picture hates it. I don't need to drop acid to hear her screams for help!
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Finally some animal welfare group is doing something right
They've got a point. This poor puppy looks like madonna in "Like A Virgin" and Madonna looked like a fashion victim in "Like A Virgin".
MK you rock. Very well written, nice wit, and you made your point without get'n on the soapbox. dig it.
What you are doing is alright MK I think it's people that are doing what is pictured above that is a little over the top,these are domesticated animals and they cant handle cold weather so a sweater is ok but I think the line should be drawn at pearls and lace..lol props to UK
Mk....you crack me the fuck up!! :D Loves it!
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I love dressed up doggies, but dogs should sooooo not be wearing jewelry!! Unless its for a very important fashion show(like for puppy charities or something) & he is constantly supervised...Sweaters & hoodies & booties are perfectly fine though...in the winter of course.
Good, I hate it when dumb owners put clothes on an animal.
I talk to Synergy without acid!
that dog is a cutie, y'all. He is so cute I wanna buy it, I LOVE.
well, the pearls could be a choking hazard, i suppose. RSPCA means well, but they just seem to be throwing a hissy fit for no real reason
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i don't know why. this totally cracked me up:
Submitted by paulapoo on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:19pm.
The RSPCA has it soo ass-backwards. They're supposed to be cracking down on people wearing animals as clothes, not animals wearing people's clothes.
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hahaaa! i couldn't put my finger on the problem. but that's exactly it! hehe!
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How much stress would people save themselves if they just adopted the ideology of "live and let live?"
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Submitted by hopskip on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:54pm.
I love your avatar - is that you and your cat? Same expression! Very very cute.
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I think sweaters and booties are fine, MK, if they're for a legitimate reason - the RSPCA aren't nutjobs like PETA, thankfully. They're talking about 'fashion' on dogs. It's just not a good idea, there are so many hazards presented by a lot of it.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:52pm.
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The little fucker wouldn't dance for me!
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They get a 'tude right quick like they all that... Pfffft...
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Oh, he bitchy aight. You should see the way that furry little fucker struts around the house like he owns da place mmmm hmmm.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
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The little fucker wouldn't dance for me!
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They get a 'tude right quick like they all that... Pfffft...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by FritoDorito on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:53pm.
You had no singles.
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The little fucker wouldn't dance for me!
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Submitted by FritoDorito on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:31pm.
Putting a hat and a fairy outfit on my cat is as far as I'll go with dressup. He hates it so I don't want to torture him.
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It was the nipple tassels that pissed him off.
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Pets aren't fucking Barbie Dolls or toys, they are ANIMALS. Children aren't dolls either ["JonBenet Ramsey" *cough-cough*] for that matter.
I don't care how many pearls you put on a pooch, he/she is still gonna lick his/her crotch and chase its own tale and sniff other hineys within their vicinity.
The poster formerly known as ".". You're welcome.
Putting a hat and a fairy outfit on my cat is as far as I'll go with dressup. He hates it so I don't want to torture him.
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Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:04pm.
damn you TITS for making me want a caramel apple....*shakes fist at TITS*
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doesn't it look GOOD?!
that sweet and sour chewy goodness. sigh.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
My dog makes that screeching noise when he walks on salt nugggets too. But poo nuggets are a different story.
Now I know why there's cricket's chirping in here. People are watching that American Idol bullshit. I usually avoid it(but I've gotten sucked into it a time or two). Don't watch that craaaap! Nonono
The RSPCA has it soo ass-backwards. They're supposed to be cracking down on people wearing animals as clothes, not animals wearing people's clothes. Get with the program you twats! Call PETA and ask them how to proceed.
damn you TITS for making me want a caramel apple....*shakes fist at TITS*
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I'm from Brooklyn, so I have a little hustler
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Michael K. You are a responsible dog owner, boots and a sweater ARE appropriate for some dogs in bad weather. They are talking about the poor little Paris's dogs of the world, like they said, fashion accessory.
Her poor doggies also get left in the closet, just like shoes and scarves and purses. Trouble is the dogs DIE!
when your dog has a look on its face like "help me!" you know shit is not right.
my first dog had that look, she was 13, in dire pain, and I had to put her to sleep the next day...
this poor little dog has that same put me out of my gotdayum misery face.
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I'm from Brooklyn, so I have a little hustler
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That's what happens when man manipulates natures grand design.
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grand design?
Okay, I hate to bring this up again, but think 'womens change room at the public pool in a hippy town'. grand design. pfft. the only thing scarier would be the mens change room. - egads all that body hair sloughing off.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 9:21pm.
without little people we wouldn't have such great memories of "whatchu talkin bout, Willis" or of Michael Jackson holding Webster like he was a pocket book, or any Austin Powers movies, or that hot slut La Pequena, or midget porn....so breed on Tiger, breed on!
The world needs little people!
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Yes! Plus they make awesome snacks...you know, like Jalapeno poppers, or donut holes or cheese puffs...Uh-oh...zoo officials...Gotta dash!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Okay, I might get flamed for this but that Chihuahua is freaking ah-dorable in all that get up. I love it.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
without little people we wouldn't have such great memories of "whatchu talkin bout, Willis" or of Michael Jackson holding Webster like he was a pocket book, or any Austin Powers movies, or that hot slut La Pequena, or midget porn....so breed on Tiger, breed on!
The world needs little people!
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:34pm.
Tiger~
My momma dog can get out of her clothes in under a minute. One of the others just sits and sulks, and the minute I take it off she attacks it. They really hate it, Im sure.
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Yeah, the vast majority of them hate it, but I tell you...You get yourself an attention whore dog, and he'll work that shit for a day or so...
My lil' beast was like that with his baths too...Bathing him was HOLY HELL. He fought me all the way...but after he was all clean and dry and I put his doggy colonge on (what? what? Doggy cologne is da bomb...), that lil' basiding attention whore wanted to go out and get noticed! If that fucker had been human, he would have been on that "Tool" VH1 show MK posted about earlier!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tiger/jussayin,
ITA. Little dogs, while "cute" are mutants. A "dog" that cannot jump, for fear of breaking a their legs or back are a crime against nature.
Then again, people have bred dogs too big also. Danes only live 6-7 years and are prone to "bloat".
That's what happens when man manipulates natures grand design.
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
Tiger~
My momma dog can get out of her clothes in under a minute. One of the others just sits and sulks, and the minute I take it off she attacks it. They really hate it, Im sure.
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:10pm.
dogs were never meant to be 2 pounds, poor things.
but I gotta admit the lil hoodies are cute
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Word! It's like some other species breeding midgets and dwarves cuz we think that shit is cute...Not that I'm doing that in my secret tiger lab...*tiger eyes darting back and forth*...Gotta dash....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
People who dress up their pets have way too much time and money on their hands and should be deprived of both.
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This veritable torture of dogs is all Parisite Hilton's fault.
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dogs were never meant to be 2 pounds, poor things.
but I gotta admit the lil hoodies are cute
neither my dog nor cat would stand for such fuckery (and believe me they stand for most fuckery if I say so)
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I usta have a boxer. I bought his ass a sweater, a hoodie...it was real macho lookin manly man hoodie too' Steal gray with pocket...POCKETS!...cuz I thought that shit was cute.
Well, he was a total attention whore...I mean TOTAL...Even Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan would have rolled their eyes at this bitch...So he's in his sweater looking SO CUTE and he seems to LOVE IT. He wants to go outside immediately, so we go outside and do his attention whore rounds. "Get a load of me in my sweater!" He KILLED.
We come back inside, I go to take a piss, a mere piss, didn't fluff my hair or fix my make up or anything, I come out da bafroom and that bitch has taken his sweater OFF by hisself! (I still don't know how he did it). It was clear to me he only wanted to show off in his sweater, he didn't really appreciate it. Yeah, and he didn't ever want to wear it again either! It was like "no I already used that attention whore gimmick, what else you got?" SPOILED LIL' FUCK!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I think a sweater is okay, but this little pooch looks like it has a tortured soul!
STFU!!!
Welllll fuck me, I agree with Texndoc!
*checks med levels*
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA."
as for me I don't deal with people who live in stables...TAKE THAT Tori Le HUTT!!!*technically I did not offend...I frenched it up - sounded classier*
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists don't seperate their whites when they wash their clothes!!!
Wasn't it in the UK that spotted Hot Slut of the day just had 18 puppies cut out of her this year after having had 16 cut out last year? Ask any bitch if she's rather wear satin, tiara, and pearls, or be a breeding factory.
"he'll start screeching murder when he steps on a sidewalk salt nugget. It's awful. It's like the sound I made when I first got it in the butt."
M.K.?? You got salt nuggets up the ass? That musta made your hemmies hurt. FEEL THE BURN! You know they're working!
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists are just being silly!!!
I initially read this as Dress up Your Dog and Face PROSTITUION....
OK, I may be guilty of occasionally overdressing my little ones, but it's just to take pics to send my mom. She gets a kick out of it and lays off the grandchildren shit. They don't mind, either, treats and playtime for them.
A cat would never stand for such fuckery.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Overdressing your pets is not abuse, it's just damn retarded. I say yes to a sweater or booties if the weather is bitter cold, but some people are just stupid and think their dogs understand fashion.
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