For The Love Of Fuck!
Ray J aka Brandy's little brother aka the crooked-dick motherfucker who busted one in Kim Kardashian's sex tape got his own dating show on Vh1! Vh1 is seriously like my drunk aunt who wreaks havoc at every family reunion. After I'm left picking up the pieces and cleaning up her barf, I think to myself, "This is the last time. There's no way this bitch is continue this fuckery." And what happens the next year? The bitch is unstoppable.
After Flavor of Love 234,876 ended and Rock of Love 12,345 started, I thought there was no way they would do anymore dating shows. But Vh1 has this one, Megan's Trophy Wife and Daisy of Love. The new STDs that will been born out of these shows....... My genitals quiver.
That said, I will be watching all three of these shows. Why? Because it's in my make up.
So it looks like Vh1 is trying to turn Ray J into the next Foofy Foofy with For the Love of Ray J which premieres on February 2nd. It's the same premise as Flavor of Love. Ray J will suck, fuck and muck through 14 uber skanks in hopes of finding one that licks his deformed peen the best, I guess.
You can go on over to Vh1 to see all 14, but I plucked out my favorite 3:
Chardonnay: More like MD 20/20. Chardonnay does have some exquisite eyebrows. But if she ever gets tired of painting them on, she should just shave off a little hair from her sad trail and glue that shit above her eyes.
Danger: Is that a damn rat tattoo on her face?!
Lil' Hood: The pit stains sold me.
I absolutely love that they didn't even bother Photoshopping these hos. This is how I like it. Why hide the dirty?
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The preview for thsi show looks quie nasty and raunchy which means I'm watching that shit just so I can comment on how bad it is, because it looks pretty fucking bad.
This is ok because this only means Charm School will be coming back. I wonder if they'll integrate the shows this time.
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I had not realized Megan's getting her own show. Damn.
When you've been on THREE shows and still can't get laid, it's time to look inside and maybe re-evaluate your fucking life!!!
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i hate these shows for many reasons, but the one that really pisses me off is that these std infested, morally depraved skanks get to go to all these beautiful destinations for their "dates" and shit...like "hey lets go to a tropical island to do our 50 tequila shots and pass out" i hate that these people will get to see a lot more nice places than i do...they get rewarded for being trashy and it really pisses me off...
some of those broads are actually pretty cute and not at all slutty looking. Interesting.
And I must admit, I watched the tape, and for a minute, I thought 'gottdamn I want some of that'. The boy's got a decent stroke.
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ACK! Those bitches are NARSTEH...hahahahaaaaaa
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I think I caught something just from watching the commercial last night..nasty
He has a deformed peen?
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Soooooo....if that skank Megan from Rock of Love and such wants to find a hot guy with a net worth of at least 1mil, maybe she should stop looking like she's tasting a neverending supply of ear wax.
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I want to see a remake of The Planet of the Apes and instead of finding a talking doll in the cave he'll find a DVD of these skanks and realize why the apes took over.
Is that a happy trail going down the first girls belly?
Is this the guy that is into golden showers?
You have got to be kidding me! This is ridiculous...how much is VH1 paying these people (I use that term lightly) to star in these horrible shows? Its just comical now that they are known for this trash rather than music. I thought these shows were the reason the reality show channel was born.
maybe ray-j is a nobody and maybe he did stick his dong in kartrashian...but he's still kinda sexy...
I predict that the two whores on his left will be in the final 2. The bleach queen in the light blue dress and the New York wannabe next to her.
The large mouth bass in my niece's jumpsuit will get her own show.
Bring on the apocalypse!
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I feel sort of guilty that in some sense that I'm encouraging these assholes to perpetuate all that is socially wrong in this world, and the worst part is that I'm completely conscious that these shows represent everything I hate about society.
God, I can't wait until I'm in my dorm and watching VH1 Classic all the time.
I WANT MYYYYYYY SON BACK!!!!
Ray J is a total scumbag. He had a party in Las Vegas, for the "premiere" of his kim lardASSian sex tape; the piece of shit thought it was cool. He deserves to be floating face down in the ocean...
Why the fuck is VH1 purposely flushing the little dignity it has left down the toilet? These piece of shit reality shows need to STOP. NOW. God, I still remember the golden 90's, the age of Pop-Up Video and the weekly countdown where boring morons like Jewel, Sheryl Crow, the Wallflowers, and one-hit wonders like Meredith "BITCH" Brooks and OMC ("How Bizarre"!!!) would battle it out for the top spot. I miss the boring ass shows that were at least innocent and, well, boring. It's better than Mr. I like to piss buckets on Kim KardASSian getting his 5 seconds of fame, any day.
I truly believe VH1 has sold its soul to the devil. I pray it burns to ash very, very soon - including its Z-list stars (I think being Dlisted is an honor!) and the trampy, whorish contestants.
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There's always the token Anglo girl on these shows who nobody ever winds up picking.
All these spinoffs are getting out of hand. The day's not long enough for me to catch up on all of this depressingly contageous bullshit. It's abhorrent, but I watch it all.
Losers of losers of losers of losers on another show and the skanks who love them.
I WANT MYYYYYYY SON BACK!!!!
They look hungry, like me.
I am lost. WTF! I saw Brad Pitt y'all.
Don't y'all talk y'all? I am feelin' fat.
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this is a primary reason I no longer pay seventy bucks for cable tv.
haven't missed it in five years.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
vh1 contributes to the dumbing down of america
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i hate this reality crap too, creepella. its ridiculous. all these no talent z listers getting their own show.. its pathetic.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:30am.
Well pass the stamp to me, because I watched A.I. but it's not as bad as some of the others.
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Chardonnay probably used to carry around a dick in those pants.
VH1- reality shows killed the video star.
People actually watch this stupidity. Then again I did watch American Idol tonight *stamps loser on my forehead*
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Bring back videos. I hate all this reality crap.
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What the hell is with the first "chick"? Is she a post-op transvestite who just got her female reproductive organs and forgot to shave her very MANLY goody trail down there? Not only does that bitch look like she likes to be sodomized, I'd bet that she'd REALLY like to strap one on to Ray J's fat ass and 'pretend' ::attempts to hold back the chortles and snickers:: that's she's the man ::slowly breaking down into nervous laughter:: as she sodomizes him ::rolling on the floor in laughter:: What a nasty, dirty coyote piss smelling SKANK! As for the second one...what kind of idiot gets their chunky face tattooed?!?!?! AHAHAHAH! The third one needs to check out a little something society likes to call LEVER 2000...soap up and wash, you dirty, skeezer whore!
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK???!!!!
Viacom needs to be DESTROYED. EVERYONE- from teh fucking mailroom up!
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The only way I can even begin to possibly accept these women (and I use that term loosely) is to believe that they photoshopped goody trail, rat and pit stains IN.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:59pm.
And the only whores that can make that magic happen are my girls TITS and Angel_i...Where you at, hos....????
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I'm gathering my tools of the trade. Angel can do your brows and lips, I'll take the nails. No way I'm getting that close to your mouth sweety - lately?.... your breath?.... Not nice.
Would you like glitter or little stickers on your claws? I'm thinking orange polish with a smattering of red glitter - to hide the stains.
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What? They ain't nuffin' in my bref that a lil' Listerinin' can't take care of *picking small bones and flesh out of tiger teeth*....And I don't know what stains you is referin' to, but yes, I would like that particular shade of blood red on my tiger nails, ONLY cuz it FLATTERS my complection....NOT to HIDE anything...*tiger eyes darting back and forth*.....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:05pm.
Kim K made the cover of Harry's Plumbing Supplies first calendar. February has a bidet.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
pluuzze, RayJ is in the tabloid pics constantly with crackhead whitney...he is more famous for a sex tape than his music and his sister killed someone with her car...another great role model, VH1!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:55pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:53pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:43pm.
Couldn't he just pick up a new toilet at Home Depot like the rest of us?
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In his defense, I haven't noticed a toilet in Home Depot that sports some 36 DD's and exclaimes "Oh, Reggie, squirt me again, I'm such a dirty, dirty girl I deserve it...Oooooh...yeaaaah...aaaaaah..."
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You just haven't checked out the factory rejects. Inspector 12 pooped on Kim K.
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Ok, not only has DListed expanded to awesome reality TV, but we are going to have to come out with the DLISTED PISS ON ME TERLIT...kim k edition...Every time you flush, some whore orgasms in Kim K's pissed on voice...'oooh...Reggie it feels so warm and I feel so naughty...do it again...' And that terlit spit yo piss back up on yo' ass....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
This is the CDC's big chance, firebomb the studio and cut the number of available STDs in half.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
And the only whores that can make that magic happen are my girls TITS and Angel_i...Where you at, hos....????
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I'm gathering my tools of the trade. Angel can do your brows and lips, I'll take the nails. No way I'm getting that close to your mouth sweety - lately?.... your breath?.... Not nice.
Would you like glitter or little stickers on your claws? I'm thinking orange polish with a smattering of red glitter - to hide the stains.
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Fucking hell. The 30-something breeders in my neighborhood + in Park Slope who produce this slop ought to be made embarrassed to show their faces on the street. This is just such utter garbage and there is no reason why money should be spent on something like this when there are so many more creative and interesting things that could be done. If you have worked in film/teevee post-production in NYC you have inevitably met people who work on these VH1/MTV shitshows and they act all fake-embarrassed about what they do. It is high time for these people to be embarrassed for real. At the very least they ought to stop breeding and ruining this fucking city with their shitty kids and $800 baby strollers. Yes, I get that it is amusing on some level to watch trashy people make fools of themselves, but at this point the idea is DONE.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:53pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:43pm.
Couldn't he just pick up a new toilet at Home Depot like the rest of us?
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In his defense, I haven't noticed a toilet in Home Depot that sports some 36 DD's and exclaimes "Oh, Reggie, squirt me again, I'm such a dirty, dirty girl I deserve it...Oooooh...yeaaaah...aaaaaah..."
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:53pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:43pm.
Couldn't he just pick up a new toilet at Home Depot like the rest of us?
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In his defense, I haven't noticed a toilet in Home Depot that sports some 36 DD's and exclaimes "Oh, Reggie, squirt me again, I'm such a dirty, dirty girl I deserve it...Oooooh...yeaaaah...aaaaaah..."
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You just haven't checked out the factory rejects. Inspector 12 pooped on Kim K.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:43pm.
Couldn't he just pick up a new toilet at Home Depot like the rest of us?
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In his defense, I haven't noticed a toilet in Home Depot that sports some 36 DD's and exclaimes "Oh, Reggie, squirt me again, I'm such a dirty, dirty girl I deserve it...Oooooh...yeaaaah...aaaaaah..."
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
jiminy cricket...the one trick has a tat on her face...a fucking TAT ON HER FACE...i swear some people need to ever breed and they need to keep their legs locked...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
Couldn't he just pick up a new toilet at Home Depot like the rest of us?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.