For The Love Of Fuck!
Ray J aka Brandy's little brother aka the crooked-dick motherfucker who busted one in Kim Kardashian's sex tape got his own dating show on Vh1! Vh1 is seriously like my drunk aunt who wreaks havoc at every family reunion. After I'm left picking up the pieces and cleaning up her barf, I think to myself, "This is the last time. There's no way this bitch is continue this fuckery." And what happens the next year? The bitch is unstoppable.
After Flavor of Love 234,876 ended and Rock of Love 12,345 started, I thought there was no way they would do anymore dating shows. But Vh1 has this one, Megan's Trophy Wife and Daisy of Love. The new STDs that will been born out of these shows....... My genitals quiver.
That said, I will be watching all three of these shows. Why? Because it's in my make up.
So it looks like Vh1 is trying to turn Ray J into the next Foofy Foofy with For the Love of Ray J which premieres on February 2nd. It's the same premise as Flavor of Love. Ray J will suck, fuck and muck through 14 uber skanks in hopes of finding one that licks his deformed peen the best, I guess.
You can go on over to Vh1 to see all 14, but I plucked out my favorite 3:
Chardonnay: More like MD 20/20. Chardonnay does have some exquisite eyebrows. But if she ever gets tired of painting them on, she should just shave off a little hair from her sad trail and glue that shit above her eyes.
Danger: Is that a damn rat tattoo on her face?!
Lil' Hood: The pit stains sold me.
I absolutely love that they didn't even bother Photoshopping these hos. This is how I like it. Why hide the dirty?
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damn! this is pitiful and triflin like some Kate Hudson, Paris Ray J skankiness. I've never watched these shows so, oh well... smh
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:21pm.
Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:45pm.
Tiger Of Love - I'd definitely watch that show!
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Me too! They could film it on a tropical island - all the winners of other shows could be sent there as a 'prize'.
La Pequina could greet them.
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AWESOME! DA PLANE DA PLANE...then, "Welcome to Tiger Island..."
I would like to have some "I love New York" make up mixed with my Chola brows...And the only whores that can make that magic happen are my girls TITS and Angel_i...Where you at, hos....????
Yes, yes, we are getting our DListed MUST SEE TV reality show ready for VH1!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
A classic example of why I don't watch, nor pay for watching television.
I would seriously like for him to fuck the shit out of me...Literally have me shitting!!!
He's corny but sexy and the biggest hip hop whore said he's the best in bed.. And she's fucked everybody.. I'd do him..
When did everyone start dressing in polyester hooker dresses? I don't care what fancy name they put on it-lycra IS polyester and all polyester fashion is doomed to die a slow agonizing death unless you are dumb enough to stick it on your ass and immortalize it in a photograph.
"For the love of fuck"
That's TOTALLY going on your tombstone, Michael!
The poster formerly known as ".". You're welcome.
I really agree with the comment right below me...since when did Vh1 get so trashy?? How the fuck do they keep viewers?
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Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:08pm.
In a few seasons they're going to start running out of the better nicknames and will have to start using things like "Elastic Waistband", "Scone", and "Sieve".
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:45pm.
Tiger Of Love - I'd definitely watch that show!
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Me too! They could film it on a tropical island - all the winners of other shows could be sent there as a 'prize'.
La Pequina could greet them.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
I'm officially writing VH1 off as a truly piece of shit network not even worth programming into my remote.
Seriously, VH1 is going to be home to STD central!
Their going to have to have a haz mat team 24/7 around the building from all the STD's that are going to be crawling around that building!
I weep for humanity when I read shit like this:
We’ll have more on Ray J’s search for a ride-or-die chick in a bit, but for now, dig the eye candy and their Ray J-approved names…
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:08pm.
Crusty, Seepy, Pustule...
In a few seasons they're going to start running out of the better nicknames and will have to start using things like "Elastic Waistband", "Scone", and "Sieve".
VH1 must now stand for "Viewership Holding at 1". They won't be happy until they have driven everyone over the age of 11 from it and their sister partner-in-suckitude, MTV (Moldier Than Vh1).
Why doesn't Viacom just run test patterns or the old EBS signal? It'll display more talent, rhythm and depth than anything they carry now anyway.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 9:55pm.
Can you imagine vying for the attention of some guy you know for fact likes to piss on his girlfriends? I mean, really.
It's worth going to the Vh1 link to see all of their nicknames though. People have zero shame.
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*thrusting tiger paw up the air* I CALL GOLDY SHOWWER! What? What?...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
That is fuckin' awesome.
Honestly though the only way to watch those reality romance shows is with a good joint or with the recreational use of pharmaceuticals...
Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 9:37pm.
Genius!
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Chlorinating your gene pool one VH1 reality show at a time...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by hondameow on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 9:58pm.
Hey Dlisted. One of these girls was from another reality tv show called THE BAD GIRLS CLUB. She was from season 1. Can you guess which?
"Danger"?
I'm deeply, deeply ashamed that I think I know the answer.
Are these the rats that live underneath NYC?
Seriously, where do they find these skanks?
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If someone created the mother of all reality shows by mixing this group with the Skanky Love Bus Girls or whatever they're called, and the Duggars, I would watch.
these sho' is some prime quality skank bitches he got here.
I don't even think A Pimp Named Slickback could work these hoes and make a living.
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I want all of you to promise me that if I ever get so desperate for attention that I need to vie for the attention of Flavor Flav or any other rehab reject with 20 other chicks who are Girls Gone Wild rejects, that you will SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD. If you see me on the Bachelor you have my permission to bitch slap me and then put me in stocks in the town square....
Hey Dlisted. One of these girls was from another reality tv show called THE BAD GIRLS CLUB. She was from season 1. Can you guess which?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 9:37pm.
Genius!
Why, when I look at those women, I automatically think of the Bay of Pigs?
Seriously, are any of those women actually meant to be in any way attractive? What is it with all these reality shows which feature supposedly gorgeous people but instead only have dogs and pigs instead?
Likewise, the new Bachelor looks like something I'd scrape off my shoe.
Can you imagine vying for the attention of some guy you know for fact likes to piss on his girlfriends? I mean, really.
It's worth going to the Vh1 link to see all of their nicknames though. People have zero shame.
Fuck music videos! Music sux now anyways. The only thing MTV and VH1 should do is CROSSOVER reality stars in a RW/RR/FoL/RoL Challenge!! Now that would be great
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
While reading this post, I thought to myself "haven't they run out of broke down lookin' skanks for these shows?" Then I remembered that amount of sluts on this earth are endless. There will always be some dumb ho with insecurity/daddy issues that is willing to degrade herself on national television with a C-list celebrity for a life of "fame and fortune."
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 9:09pm.
Forget Ray J. How about a show with Brandy? Contestants would be in bumper cars, and they'd try to avoid a reckless driving Brandy.
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Fuck the bumper cars. These dumb fucks are in REAL tiny sports whore cars, in a closed off multi-leveled parking garage, engaged in a fucking free for all. Every round you survive, you take a shot of Brandy, both the hooch and her cooch....and get back in your car...The drunk fucker that survives gets an immediate spot on the VH1 Reality Show Tiger of Love....Check local listings...See how this all works together peeps?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
haha--
'Why hide the dirty?'
LMAO
i really wish VH1 and MTV will start playing MUSIC DAMNIT
who'da thought? instead they choose to put skanky no-body's on the goddamn show.
fucking assholes.
I hope these girls love golden showers!
@Deb:
I don't watch these shows either so I just get the reality show Cliff Notes from people on Dlisted. Folks here are way more entertaining than watching these drunken hos and stud farm rejects trying to form coherent sentences.
Deb,
Girllll! I am so with you. I get my reality TV here.
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
these skanks look pre-pissed on
and somehow are still an upgrade from Kim Kardasian
as for Ray J. ew. he turns panty pudding into panty vegemite.
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:18am.
Vote for MK -we're getting spanked, bitches
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I don't watch any of these reality shows. I get all the info I need here at Dlisted!
MK, you sure are bringin' on the skank today.
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Forget Ray J. How about a show with Brandy? Contestants would be in bumper cars, and they'd try to avoid a reckless driving Brandy.
Make the madness stop!!! I thought they'd give us a break and bring back pop up videos. but NOOOOOOOO. They make me sad.
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"If you are a single man with the net worth of $1,000,000 or more and have no self-respect, then Megan would love to meet you."
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I used to greatly want to be on shows like this...I still kinda do. Not a show for "love" but a show for something else.....I think I could cause some salacious shit to go down that would be funny for me and entertaing for others....these love shows are just desperate and pathetic!
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Submitted by Hautie on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:59pm.
But the girl with the pit stain...
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Eww. And I thought she was actually the cutest one of the thumbnail pics. That is, until I enlarged the picture.
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Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:45pm.
Tiger Of Love - I'd definitely watch that show!
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Wouldn't it be awesome...
One by one, we'd have all the 'tools and douches' of Hollyweird and reality tv vying for my heart, only to be viciously mauled and eaten at my whim during elimation, their cries for mercy unheard...
Then, when the winner is crowned and just when he thinks he has thrown all his "buds" under the bus to save his own ass...I torture and maul him in unspeakable ways for a "reunion show"...
Then have a special on Food Network about how I made his mangled corpse into a culinary delight!
What's not to love about this idea?????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I am curious... how much money are the girls paid to participate? Cause I want to at least hope, they are doing it for the money. Not for the sad crooked d*ck.
But the girl with the pit stain... how did she not end up on the Bret Michael Show? She not skanky enough for the bus? With the big blonde weave and the +2's make her perfect for the bus of STD terror.
Sorry to continually psycho post, but what's up with that girl's legs in the top pic-- the one in the blue dress? I hope that's just an optical illusion...
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Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:53pm.
Hi there. Aren't you the one in North or South Dakota? Is it really as cold now as the news says?
Submitted by Nyah on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:55pm.
"...she should just shave off a little hair from her sad trail and glue that shit above her eyes."
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LMAO. She's a tranny.
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OMG!! The tat on Danger's face is horrid!! and Lil Hood- I'm not sure if she has mole or a piercing on her upper lip, but whatever it is it looks gross.
Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:53pm.
Absolutely disgusting; these people have no shame, clearly.
True, but to my mind that could be said of EVERY single participant in EVERY "reality" show.
"...she should just shave off a little hair from her sad trail and glue that shit above her eyes."
Oh, god. I just noticed that sad trail. Ewwwww.