Angelyne Is Amazing
Ever since I was a lil' homo growing up in Los Angeles, I have felt a bond with Angelyne. She basically has the life I was meant to live. I mean, all she does is drive around in a pink Corvette, post billboards of her ass all over the city, wear clothes she finds discarded in dumpsters and well....that's it. Oh and she was in the most important movie of 1988: Earth Girls Are Easy. It really doesn't get better than that. AND she's a connoisseur of fine dining, because she goes to 7-Eleven! That's where the paparazzi caught up with her. Angelyne greeted him by offering him a soda. And by "offering" I mean she threw it at his ass.
Then she covered her beautiful face with a coffee filter and told him he was "in big trouble" because she was going to call 911. Being batshit crazy never looked so glamorous.
Angelyne IS Los Angeles. But don't say that in front of other natives. I did that one time and they threatened to take away my In-N-Out privileges.
She looks pretty beat for 50..I never got her deal either..being a billboard queen is lame
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I love her! I've seen her around town and she's always nice and waves to you. Sometimes she just waves with her eyes, but she still waves.
Damn, I really wish I could watch videos at work...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Did she actually say he sexually assaulted her, please listen again and tell me Im not crazy, anyone, please??
LMFAO, I mean leave the poor bitch alone, she's old but she's still fabulous.
I've never heard of her and had to see what she was covering up -
http://www.tmz.com/2008/03/11/angelyne-paris-hilton-in-50-years/
Obviously it's the same clothes and look day after day. She claims she's 28 but Wiki lists her as closer to 50. I like her - very Baby Jane Hudson-ish, who would have thrown hot coffee at a pap, maybe the hot dog grease.
Something hot.
PS - there's people like her out there and we're about to elect a picture of a damn cat. (crying real tears)
TEAM DRAMAQUEEN! *muah*
Sorry I would have answered that pathetic excuse Mrs. Patrick Campbell, but I was off "having no life."
teehee
Oh, and Mrs. Patrick Campbell, you are still a piece of nauseating shit.
Answer:
*Because they keep taking all the green cards!
(I know, sick..lol)
My brother told my mom a joke this morning and she called yelling at me because she thought I told him. It's actually pretty funny but I am usually so anti-racism that it's not funny..but it is..ya know? Anyways, here it is: (If you hate racist jokes, do not read any further..lol)
*Why can't mexicans play UNO?
"Earth Girls Are Easy" I LOVE that movie!! haha! omg. that's one of the funniest movies eva.
Geena Davis, Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey, Damon Wayans. those furry aliens just slayed me.
;D
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Team No Words!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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OL Angie lives in the BU and I see her all the time. She is the hottest 70 year old on the planet...If I were rich and 70 I would get her and Sophia Loren together to dance for me..heh heh heh
Her Bod is way better than Chicky Cuts...Angie works out like crazy and it shows...
er...she should make sure to comb the back of her head before she stomps off like that...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
It saddens us that 'no word' has such an empty life.
(is 'no words' a fish?)
I remember hearing about her a long time ago... like 80s? probably because people wondered who was that in earth girls are easy?
some show actually said how she could afford to go around all day just being angelyne. I think "alimony" may have been a big part of it. but... like I said, that was 20 years ago. and, from what I understood, she had already been doing this sort of thing for quite some time. so...? who knows. maybe all she has is the car now.
I love how everything about her screams LOOK AT ME! but when they do, she throws a soda at them.
Make up your mind.
http://www.myspace.com/hes_so_blind
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:04pm.
We hate most fish, especially this one.
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You nauseate me, you asshole.
We hate most fish, especially this one. Why couldn't she be more friendly to that (probably fugly) mexican photographer? Also, Angeline must have a real horrible and old face to have to cover it like that!
Discuss!
I heart Angelyne. I first heard about her when she ran for Gov, along with Mary Carey and a whole slew of other famewhores.
And don't we need to start checking some paparazzi green cards up in here?
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i have absolutely no clue who this is...never heard of her...
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:27am.
WTFingF?
No one who goes out with pink hair and practically no skirt on has the right to hide her face. You want people to look so they're lookin' bitch!
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indeed!
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I've seen her pink corvette around too...and I'm not even in LA! It was awesome!!
I would throw a soda at the paps too!! GTFO of my face with those cameras....I just want a SLURPIE!!! GEEZ!!
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i want that car!
i'm sure she just didn't have her make-up on.
oh, how i love me some angelyne! i saw her back in '96, driving through s. redondo beach near tony roma's. her pink barbie car was right in front of my honda. it was like being touched by an angel.
WTFingF?
No one who goes out with pink hair and practically no skirt on has the right to hide her face. You want people to look so they're lookin' bitch!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Gosh, I remember Angelyne from the billboards in the 1970s. I wonder how she supports herself?
I want to throw Slurpee's I don't pay for at people I don't like.....Blanche! Warm up the Lincoln! Time for a drive by.......Love Jane Hudson.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
"All she does is drive around in a pink Corvette, post billboards of her ass all over the city, wear clothes she finds discarded in dumpsters and well....that's it."-MK
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw, that reminds me of the good old days when Shitney was craaayyyzzaaayyy. I miss those days.
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See, we need to found a new world order of STYLE and GLAMOUR. Our president should be Grace Jones. Our VP should be Sergey Zverev. Our Ambassador should most certainly be Naomi Campbell. Speaker of the House should either be Ty Ty or Cyndi Lauper. Angelyne would oversee the Department of Homeland Security. And our QUEEN, HER ROYAL HIGHNESS, should be Princess Shauna Sand of the Eighth Realm of Lucite & Magical Beauty.
Sincerely a fucking slut,
Wanted
WHO?
Is she an LA hooker or tranny?
Never heard of this bitch...why would a pap be interested in her...she should be flattered someone wants her picture...what for? who knows...but still.
That pink corvette is so much hotter than Parasite's pink bentley.
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Unfortunately, this is probably what our sweet little Chicken Cutlets will end up like.
haha..I remember Angelyne from my Hollywood days too....umm..like 100 yrs ago. She was old then. I cant believe shes still alive.
Submitted by moriah on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:07am
from your story, she sounds like my kinda crazy!
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My fave Angelyne moment was when I was a little 13 year old punk rocker (circa 1985) roaming the streets of Hollywood, clearly a runaway hoodlum. I met her and she bought my lunch and gave me a ride. She was quite nice.
Fast forward 8 years later, I was at the drive-in (when we still had them!) and she was busted in the bathroom for doing coke because she was in there for hours and people complained.
She's a piece of work I tell ya!
Why's she so upset about being followed by a paprazzi? I thought that was all her entire "career" consisted of.
And for the love of fuck, I never thought they were going to shut that fucking car door! For the first half of that video all I could hear was "ding, ding, ding...".
Aw! Doesn't she get that she's paprazzi hotness?! I NEVER get to see her - that selfish bitch!
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
WTF?
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