Wednesday, January 14th 2009

Speaking Of Aliens....

What the hell kind of Thundercats meets Bel Ami shit is this?! If Posh and Lion-O had a broken condom baby who grew up to be a cross-dressing power bottom, this is what he would look like.

This is Katiebot's first ad for Miu Miu and I just want to jiggle a cat toy at her face. If Miu Miu was going for the alien pussy look, they should have gotten Juhani from Star Wars instead.

And like Holy Moly! pointed out, Katie is really trying to do her best Posh impersonation in this shit, but she doesn't quite have the "I need a protein bar" pout down. Separated at the portal to earth.


Posted by: Michael K


Reeter's picture

That doesn't look like Katie. Looks like another actress - maybe Amanda Peete? (might have the name wrong) Ugh - I need more coffee. ; /

Albatross's picture

I never would have guessed that was Katiebot. Holy shit!

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Hotnspicy81's picture

They photoshopped the shit out of
"Kate" she has always had mammoth thighs and cankles.

little turtle's picture

And if you're interested in aliens doing ads for Miu Miu,check these pictures of Johnny Depp's baby mama in a redhead version.
Much more fierce and she's got her initials on her clothes. That's the real deal,ya know.

http://www.tuxboard.com/?vanessa-paradis-egerie-miu-miu-2008-2009
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snowpiece's picture

"Katie and Posh became bosom buddies when Posh moved over to the States with David. And despite the pair reportedly falling out over Posh and Becks' reluctance to join Scientology (proving that someone in that relationship must have a brain cell) Katie is still morphing into Victoria Beckham"

love Posh. ;P haters, LOL
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paulapoo's picture

Those spots look like the burn marks you get on the pavement after you light one of those snake firework thingies. I hate those things. They look like a piece of shit unfurling.

blueberry's picture

Bitch please, we all know this is what she really looks like:
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/4/47364/28_2007/k3.jpg

greenfinch's picture

Submitted by NovaNightly on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 11:11am.

i so happy that all the dresses are starting to look like this. just what i need, extra fabric to make my fat ass look fatter...

well done designers..well done..

next!

pleaseMe's picture

@your mom

yeah, why didn't they tell her to keep the giant pad on the INSIDE?

ew.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

She's got robot-lubricating oil all over her dress.

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Miss Priss's picture

NOT hot.

These designer houses need to stop with the fulgies they put in their campaigns.

I can't afford Miu Miu so I won't be wearing it, but even if I could Katiebot sure isn't selling well. Fug

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gia's picture

so much photoshop! I think she looks good & she has never looked this good in reality, even before she married the freak.

Salem13's picture

WTF was miuccia thinking? I'm not as offened as I was when hohans nasty ass did the campaign. That doesn't even look like her. If your going to have a "celebrity" in your ad atleast make them look like who they are if not just use a model.

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Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 11:14am.
who the fuck is this? It's surely not tommygirl's wonder robot, the tired, haggard forty year old soccer mom who used his sperm in her turkey baster, no way.

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Of course not! That's Katiebot no.2, the more vibrant, alternate robot. Of course Tommy Girl's got a backup robot just for these types of situations.

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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."

snowpiece's picture

LOL CtH
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pleaseMe's picture

stains on dress are reminiscent of embarrassing moments, also black bean soupish.
& katie has a big neck for such a stick.

dramaqueen365247's picture

Okay, that's just scary. I guess Posh is the CO$ Stepford model.
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loozer's picture

Miu Miu Land
Miu Miu Land
All bound for Miu Miu Land

They're Justified, and they're Ancient,
And they drive an ice cream van.
(just roll it from the top)
They're Justified and they're Ancient,
With still no master plan...

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christine the hoff's picture

who the fuck is this? It's surely not tommygirl's wonder robot, the tired, haggard forty year old soccer mom who used his sperm in her turkey baster, no way.

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KD's picture

WTF, that is the same look Posh is going for in one of the pics in the previous post.

Am's picture

FAIL! She just looks more ridiculous everytime she gets in front of a camera.

Suki's picture

no you DIDNT say Juhani MK!

LMMFAO

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lara's picture

she has amazing bone structure. very pretty girl

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Miu Miu ads have looked pretty much the same since last decade. It's time for new material.

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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."

NoraJames's picture

Just the fact that you know about Juhani makes me love you more!

Mawy's picture

This spineless robot creature gets on my nerves.
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NovaNightly's picture

WTF is that dress thingy she is wearing??...I see it comes with its own napkin though. ;P

Yeah...she's trying waaaaaaaaaay too hard!

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missy's picture

shes got ceiling eyes!
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MJF's picture

Those aren't Katie's ham hocks

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Mabel Hodges's picture

I've been seeing these everywhere and I wasn to know WTF is up with all these dresses with the extra fabric at the waist?! It is to wipe one's mouth after vomiting in thebathroom at the Ivy? Don't they have enough towels in there?

At least they photoshopped her face back to that youthful, spunky glow she used to have.

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greenfinch's picture

well they hid the bags under her eyes quite well.

perhaps i should use her make up artist on mine...

MJF's picture

W.....T......F?????

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MaNHaTTaNiTRBiTR's picture

Go away. Go away. Go away. Not even relevant.