Wino Is A Booze Bandit
Remind me to never ever visit the Le Sport Spa in St. Lucia, because they are not above cutting boozers off from their life juice. That's what The Sun says they did to Amy Wino because they were sick of her being a drunken mess. So what's a Wino to do? I mean, if alcohol isn't always in her system she would probably start making sense and nobody wants that. Nobody.
So, some source said Wino has been begging guests to buy her booze at the bar. She's also been straight-up stealing drinks from guests. That's my favorite pastime! Personally, I wait at the bar and snatch just delivered drinks while the bitch is going through their wallet for money to pay that shit. You have to be seriously stealth.
Wino's technique involves her crawling under tables and stealing cocktails when nobody is looking. A source said, “We keep catching her crawling past bars, or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests’ drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut.”
And I bet she hisses at you like a cunty squirrel too. But where does she store her booze nuts now that her crackhive is gone?
The source went on to say, “She’s like a child craving attention. It’s embarrassing. She comes in for dinner barefoot and in her bikini, even though the dress code is smart casual. Then she will go and sit on her balcony topless playing the guitar when everyone is trying to sleep.”
Um. Barefoot in a bikini is formal for Wino. They don't want to see her "smart casual," because it would make the children poke their eyes out with forks.
Guests say Wino has taken up yoga while on the island. But that's not yoga she's doing. Because she doesn't have crack or a steady supply of booze, she's trying to shimmy any possible alcohol or crackie remnants from her body to her brain. It's junkie yoga! I love her.
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She is so attractive and I have seen her on Meetwealthy. com,I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.
amy rocks.
...follow the drip.
that's the exercise i'm lookin for!
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Didn't think it was possible but my respect for the Wino just went up a notch. Anyho that refuses to dress 'smart casual' gets brownie points from me. That term conjures images of sensible slacks and floral blouses.. and I'll know she's truly lost her fucking mind the day she goes there.
More importantly though, she's still off the hard drugs and I give her a pass even if she's acting like an alcoholic squirrel. Baby steps.
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Amy's workout dvd "Writhing with Wino" could be a major success.
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wow...she's exercising?!? who'd thunk it??
now work on some crunches....
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There is something profoundly wrong about seeing Amy doing downward dog.
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Amy is looking so much better. I hope she is getting well.
she's weird and weird is good
Tired of this ugly mess...and she needs her magical beehive to appeal to me.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I, for one, applaud Wino's rehab efforts!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 2:19pm.
gyeah,
sorry...
*shuffles feet*
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Oh, no offense to those who think she's annoying. It was more referring to the people at the resort. To me she's entertaining as long as she stays off all green areas and keeps to the dinning periphery.
A good video on the difference between Cobra and Upward Dog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt5p4rv6oWo
amy's backbend is a disaster. here's a pretty perfect one:
http://www.womansday.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/galleries-...
pretty perfect Upward Facing Dog:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/GDF/Z3150E~Upward-Dog-Poste...
Ah, LeSport. I've been going there about once a year for nearly 10 years and I've met some of the strangest people there...Joanna Lumley (Patsy from AbFab...my idol!), Charlotte Church (and her crazy mother), Mel C (Sporty Spice), Joan Collins...the list goes one.
It's a really nice place, but it does have a tendancy to attract odd celebs (mainly from the UK) who distrupt things. The problem is that someone like Amy Winehouse is not going to book a room in her own name - someone will book rooms on her behalf, so the owners can't really do anything about it. I hear she trashed Jade Mountain at Anse Chastanet last year...StL is a small island, so if anyone knew she was coming, they wouldn't have taken a reservation in her name. Not good for LeSport's reputation, but at least it's too expensive for most looky-loos to stay at.
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It appears that Le Sport is now infested with craccons! Keep an eye on your cocktails, kids!
http://starcasm.net/archives/3034
When the truth doesn't hurt enough.
Meanwhile, she probably has Hepatitis C now with out realizing it, as it takes a long time to manifest symptoms. sad sad and sadder.
'Meth' is a terrible addiction. What can I say?
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Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 2:22pm.
Is Wino crazy or is she spoiled and immature? I can't figure her out.
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Bitch's all that... and more.
Submitted by dhi on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 3:36pm.
LeSport is all inclusive. Why would she be asking people to buy her drinks or bother stealing them when they are *free*???
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The drinks may be free, but the girl is a drunk and the resort decided to cut her off! They have that right. You can't go to another country and drink like a fuckin' fish and treat people shitty because you are so-called rich and famous and got Grammys you didn't deserve (yeah, I said it 'cause it's true) and tear up their shit because the island use to be a former colony of the realm.
Amy is trash. And I hope her next album is a bomb so she can PERMANTELY go away!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 1:57pm.
I always thought downward dog was the pose in thumb #5, but it is not. What is that pose?
Up dog.
Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 1:12pm.
I guess self-denial or self-control would be plainer, huh? Whatever it is, she needs long-term therapy.
the more I read about Le Sport the more I think these stories are totally fabricated.
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She has been on a hot tropical island for three weeks and yet she has no tan or sunburn? What gives?
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LeSport is all inclusive. Why would she be asking people to buy her drinks or bother stealing them when they are *free*???
Also, if she's topless so are most of the other women there so obviously the source has a really good imagination. But anyway, it makes for a hilarious post.
hahahahaahahaha
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Damn, who'd've thunk Wino would be so flexible. I can actually say I'm jealous. I bet she got that flexible by bein a mad freak...or perhaps crackheads really do have freakish superpowers.
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My favorite is the picture of her crawling into the bar (on the Sun website). Brings back memories of college.
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 2:24pm.
la cucharacha, i hope you used protection, that jizz could be infected...hahaha!
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You know whats interesting......I live in a city where STDs should flourish and I always thought that AIDS was like a big scary thing....but even in this seedy ass dirty town, there are only 5,000 people with aids...outta like 2 mil...I thought AIDS numbers were much higher than that...
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This bitch is so gross.
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la cucharacha, i hope you used protection, that jizz could be infected...hahaha!
STFU!!!
Wino's pretty limber for a junkie crack whore.
Is Wino crazy or is she spoiled and immature? I can't figure her out.
SpiceDong, they probably love the fact that she's there running amok all drunk and shit. I wish I was there to watch her do all the things they're claiming she does...why didn't they report this before when she running around with her hot piece?
STFU!!!
All hail Clarisse♥, queen of the link!! Bwahahahahahhaahaha!! *pays you*
that "smart casual" thing is dumb too...what does that mean anyway? probably wearing ballet slippers with your thong is acceptable?
STFU!!!
gyeah,
sorry...
*shuffles feet*
On topic: Thanks all for the yoga for dummies =)
Now I will hunt down Bob and kidnap him...I mean, ask him to train me.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
lacucharacha, i agree! i used to think this one artist dude was great but now i think he's a complete asshole after living with him. im not impressed by the tactics he uses to sell his art and he talks REALLY loudly over you if you don't agree with him or whatever. those types of people annoy the hell outta me, reminds me of Ann Coulter on the View the other day...ugh...!
STFU!!!
i think all these hotel stories are bullshit...they would have thrown her out a long time ago no matter how famous she is if she were so disruptive to other guests and interfering with their business. Would anyone here put up with some bitch ruining your hard-earned vacation just because she has a couple of hit songs and shows up on the tabloids every day...my guess is NO...and any respectable establishment would take measurements to get rid of her immediately.
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Stoney it was either that or cobra, but I concur!
STFU!!!
gia, that mysterious drink that she ends up making is probably called a Virgin Island Iced Tea or whatever...EW!
STFU!!!
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 2:03pm.
paris herpes - it seemed ingenious, she had that shit down to a science but when you think about it, it's pretty fucked up, and she was an overall shitty person. When she was getting her ass kicked one of my other friends snuck a lick in too, that's how rank she was. Good people don't do those kinds of things.
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I was wondering why if that was your dog u just let her get her ass kicked like that...but yeah she sounds pretty lousy. I think back to when I was young and all the people who I used to think were so cool and all the guys who I just thought were awesome....I wouldnt come within 50 meters of most of those hoes nowadays. Isnt it weird how its so hard for younger people to see the unflattering qualities in others until they grow a little older...
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 1:30pm.
Oh god! MK y didn't you use the main pic on the Sun article????
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2127807.ece
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That foto is fucking gold. The guests complaining are boring numbskulls. They are probably feeding iguanas all willy nilly on their way to the beach. Shit, the hotel should hire her ass as part of the local fauna. Make her part of the attractions. I'd pay for that. Throw drinks at her. Some people can't see fun if its crawling up their asses.
GottDamn! Do you talk like that in RL or is it just a on-line thing?
If only she had her little ballet slippers...then she would be all 'smart casual' like...
Thumbnail 5 is upward facing dog, to whomever asked.
@ paris herp.
Dont knock jizz spheucking before youve tried it! You wont ever have to buy salt again...can just sprinkle it over your food for flava!
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I am now going to go to happy hour and manipulate my drunk stupid coworkers to steal drinks. Hopefully, at the least, it results in a couple lost teeth. Best case scenario is the dickface that never sorts at the printer getting arrested for fighting with bar security.
I hate that nonsorting prick with an unbridled passion.