Fight! Fight! Fight!
Star Magazine claims that JLo and Skeletor are finally fighting like a normal couple by hitting each other with pots and pans. Don't you do that at home? JLo must have her slaves keep the pots and pans in her Spanx closet, because there's no way that bitch knows where the kitchen is.
Some source said the two are fighting over chicks calling Skeletor at home (his willing virgin sacrifices) and his constant teasing about JLo's post-baby fat body. JLo respond by fighting back. The source said, ""They love hard; they fight hard — and sometimes that has led to pushing and shoving. They throw things and scream and just go bananas. It's been war in their house! Marc can be really mean. He's a macho guy with a horrible temper and can say awful things."
JLo is also running to her ex Diddy for help. But Diddy probably just tells her to not disrespect the sexy. He then told her if she needs to, to fire shots, but bribe one of The Dragon Tales Twins to take the gun after.
Honestly, this is one of those "bitch, please" stories. JLo doesn't need a pot, pan or a fist to break apart Skeleton's bones. JLo's black belt ass has powers. All she would have to do is jiggle those nalgas a few times and Skeletor would be laid the fuck out. One of her ass queefs could probably send him in a coma. It's like Ren versus Stimpy. JLo's ass being Stimpy of course.
J-Lo brings a whole new meaning to the word "Ass kicking"...that's fer sure. haha
IF this is true.....KICK HIS ASS GIRLFRIEND!!!!! -J.Lo is WAY too good for his ass. - Seriously girl, beat him down.... but don't get your kids taken away. Have plenty of witnesses that will be on your side. Kick his worthless little ass.
If this isn't true....I hope ya'll two are very happy together. If he makes you happy girl, that's all that matters.
true. there isn't perfect marriage.
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All she would have to do is jiggle those nalgas a few times and Skeletor would be laid the fuck out. One of her ass queefs could probably send him in a coma.
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'But Diddy probably just tells her to not disrespect the sexy." LMFAO.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:11pm.
Excellent point. The Obamas seem the most normal out of the three though. lol
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Not to beat a dead horse, but if you think about it there are a LOT of couples that fit that description--Arnold Schwarzenegger & Maria Shriver, Bob & Elizabeth Dole, Mike Nichols & Diane Sawyer, even Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward had their pride, I'm sure. Ego may actually play a huge role in keeping many of these couples together (all of which have long surpassed the decade mark.)
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:11pm.
Not true. Look at the Obamas, the Clintons, the Hiltons...sometimes other concerns can keep a marriage together.
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Excellent point. The Obamas seem the most normal out of the three though. lol
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 2:15pm.
two people with super egos never last in a marriage
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Not true. Look at the Obamas, the Clintons, the Hiltons...sometimes other concerns can keep a marriage together.
Personally I don't care if they both explode. Who cares!! Spit up don't so what. Princess back fat and Skeletor aren't popular never have been.
I doubt this..she seems like the kind that ignores you when she gets pissed.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I liked Marc Anthony just fine until he started butchering Hector Lavoe songs. The "crossover" records were like JLo, easy to ignore.
Thanks for letting me know M.E.
I think it would fabulous to not have see so much of these crappy lies at the grocery store & other places I go when I voluntarily see waaay more than enough of it on the internet...
There is one other thing to consider: maybe he likes getting his ass beat by her. I could see that. Anyho, I'd place my money on her every time.
They deserve each other.
Skeltor is an undewear skidmark and JLo is the biggest hack on the planet.
Those no-talent fools (J-Lo and Marc)will end up like Phil and Brynn Hartman if they don't start behaving like adults.
Bitch is from the Bronx and rides the 6train, she will fuck him up Boriqua style....he better watch out a good wind might just take him into the land of Oz.
*GASP*...this is WONDERFUL NEWS!!! It is perfect gossip fodder.....enjoy the feast bitches!!! I know I am.
...if only it were Katie and Troll Cruise then I would so attend a scientcreeptologist centre kiss L.Ron Hubbard's urn before Xenu in thanksgiving!
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists trying to make katie be a model...a model horse!!!
"They love hard; they fight hard"
Oh, those fiery latins!
STOP BUYING STAR.
I think Dayanara said he hit her. I can't recall for sure but he sure did mentally abuse her so I believe this story. As much as I HATE Jho, there's only so much abuse this bitch will take until she fights back. Anybody seen Enough? I didn't but I heard it has a similar storyline.
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Agree, texannewlywed! Booyonce always gets away with her plagiarism and copycatism. She needs to hop on that chandelier with JLo and Skeletor.
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Chemo is not sexy
Personally I think that these 2 deserve each other and understand each other just fine.
Hes the one with the talent though-I mean in El Cantante,he was great and she inserted herself into the movie-her part should have been really small but her ego wouldnt allow it...
She really is the most excruciating 'actress' and I use the term losely where she is concerned and she clearly is the most unsufferable ghetto bitch-in spite of the fact thats shes physically beautiful,something inside of her makes her ugly.
Time for her to take her arse off to Long Island and try to remember the dragon twins names-anything so we dont have to hear or see from her any more.
The twins probably call Marc Papa Pinche Pendejo.
Umm...I've seen Enough. JLo will KICK Skeletors ASS
this is too funny
lmao @ the "JLo and Skeletor are finally fighting like a normal couple by hitting each other with pots and pans" comment
where's LA CHANCLETA?
EPIC POST M.K. I can't stop laughing. I see The Star is scraping at the bottom of the barrel with it's Obama stories. When will they do a story on Beyonce's copycat ways?
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Can't they just hang on a chandelier and fall 20ft. to their death? They're such eeediots.
I'm pretty sure he slaps JLo around. It's sad.
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Chemo is not sexy
Why does Star uphold the expectation that all marriages must be "perfect" and that women are only happy when they are married or about to get married? This is all horseshit...who buys these magazines? I just glance at the covers and maybe look through the mag when I'm in a waiting room. Oh and I do buy US Weekly when I'm about to go on a plane, but I leave it for the next person to look at because I don't want to be caught dead carrying that shit. I've seen plenty of women buy them at stores and stuff though and wonder...
STFU!!!
"In the corpse world he may be macho." Oh god. Thank you for that, babybunny.
J-Hag is one of the dumbest people in show biz and she's mean to boot. I hope she takes her fat butt and goes away. Fur-wearing, evil bag.
Marc is nuyorican after all...so I'm not surprised he's like that. All them types are macho as all hell. However, Marc IS more talented than she is by far. JLo is annoying and irrelevant as all hell, have you even seen what she wore to the Golden Globes?! Talk about attention whore!
STFU!!!
Aw, hell - JLo could snap Skeletor's neck like a twig. She doesn't need pots and pans! She doesn't need him either, for that matter. She's just afraid of looking like a serial monogamist (Skeletor's what, like her fourth husband?) so she stays in this sham marriage.
This reminds me of a former friend of mine, a little white trash girl, who married a little Latino guy so he could stay in the country. He looked like a shorter, much much cuter version of Skeletor and she outweighed him by about 30 pounds and was like four inches taller than he was. Still, after they were married and had a baby, he tried to slam her head against the garage wall because she displeased him! Jesus - I told her all Latino men are the same (except my sainted father, RIP) - give them a marriage certificate, and they'll feel free to slam your head against the garage! JLo surely knew this - tonta.
And yes: this is why I am married to a white man.
pots and pans are fun!! Just kidding, these two make me barf! She is so freakin' phoney, and I cannot imagine any woman EVERY wanting to get with him...I mean if he had something to bring to the table...for a latin man he sure is pale and uuggllyy...I always thought macho was big and burly...not skinny and pale...looking more like a corpse..in the corpse world he may be macho though...gawd, I wish those two losers would take all these other celebutards just go into a dark, isolated cabin the woods and never come back to society...
I've told Mr. Happy Hour that the moment a pot is thrown at either direction this thingy called marriage is over.. I mean really once the respect is lost, there is nothing there to do.
Jello looks tacky enough to fight with skeletor like a ghetto champ, so it's not surprising. That's how they resolve their problems, right?. What happened to the old "talk like adults" tactic?.
"Finally a ring" for Aniston is insulting. Why are some people so stupid and expect every woman to marry and have kids to be valuable?. Ugh!.
And who has a perfect marriage anyway?. I don't mean the couples who CLAIM their marriage is perfect, I mean one wich trully is and I'll eat my dirty undies.
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Alright, I absolute fucking HATE Marc Anthony, because he has forced me to do what I swore I would never do - join allegiances with the wretched JLo. Marc, you were lucky she married you're ugly fucking ass. You have no career in America, which, let's fact it, counts a lot more in the global entertainment industry than having rabid fans in Nicaragua and El Salvador. You are a sick beanpole fuck, with a little dick and spiny ribcage. Why you think you are allowed to talk back to and disrespect JENNIFER LOPEZ that way, I have no idea, but this is also the mysognistic prick who cheated on his Miss Universe wife. But lemme guess Marc, you're the big macho Latino man who gets to tell the little wifey what to do 24/7, right? As the man, you're head of the household, RIGHT?! Ugly-ass motherfucker.
Weren't there whispers that Skeletor beat up on his ex-wife? I don't see JLo as the type to put up with that shit, but who knows.
I totally do not understand Skeletor's appeal. He's nasty looking.
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Star is already speculating about Barack and Michelle Obama's relationship? That didn't take long.
That peachy color looks reeally good on Aniston.
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I don't really take Jlo for a bitch that can fight but i do see her being a bitch that fights dirty. Im pretty sure she can beat him the fuck down.
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
I'd be way more afraid of getting in a fight with JLo than Marc! He'd go down easy in a serious windstorm. But her ... you know she's gonna go psycho on your ass if you go against her.
all is take is one shove to her ass, and he will be done!
please marc better not mess with jello.
LOL... @ Mrs. Gosling,
That pic was once a caption from this board! That was hilarious..
I don't know why but that picture of j lo made me bust out laughing WILD PUSHING AND SHOVING. WTF IS THAT?!
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 2:09pm.
aren't ALL honeymoons, by their very nature "sexy"?/???????
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A fight is only worth having when you get to beat the crap out of each other! lol j/k but not really
Submitted by CASHEW NUTS on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 2:15pm. I totally agree!!! And your pic scares me a little lol
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I never stay on topic :)
two people with super egos never last in a marriage
And sure JHo can snap him like a twig. I mean, look at him
I hate JHo
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wHAT MARRIAGE IS PERFECt? However, something about Michelle & Barack look like they have grown to understand and truly know each other. Before I see love, I see FRIENDSHIP and a partnership where both have to do their part.
I also think it is because they seem to have similar interests. One thing they sure have in common is health. They must have amazing sex! LOL
THAT IS WHAT A MARRIAGE SHOULD BE..
Yea. I call shinanigans too. Jlo would definately beat skelator in a fight. Little macho shit talkers never know how to fight.
I bet a lot of things aren't perfect in the Barack marriage, but they will make a great first couple
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I love how these hos are so stunned and heartbroken when the man they married (stole form another woman) ends up not wanting to be with them anymore. Hello! If he left her ass to be with you what makes you think he won't leave YOUR ass too?! What, just because you're famous and sh**?! No ma'am, a dog is a dog, no matter who you are.
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