Fight! Fight! Fight!
Star Magazine claims that JLo and Skeletor are finally fighting like a normal couple by hitting each other with pots and pans. Don't you do that at home? JLo must have her slaves keep the pots and pans in her Spanx closet, because there's no way that bitch knows where the kitchen is.
Some source said the two are fighting over chicks calling Skeletor at home (his willing virgin sacrifices) and his constant teasing about JLo's post-baby fat body. JLo respond by fighting back. The source said, ""They love hard; they fight hard — and sometimes that has led to pushing and shoving. They throw things and scream and just go bananas. It's been war in their house! Marc can be really mean. He's a macho guy with a horrible temper and can say awful things."
JLo is also running to her ex Diddy for help. But Diddy probably just tells her to not disrespect the sexy. He then told her if she needs to, to fire shots, but bribe one of The Dragon Tales Twins to take the gun after.
Honestly, this is one of those "bitch, please" stories. JLo doesn't need a pot, pan or a fist to break apart Skeleton's bones. JLo's black belt ass has powers. All she would have to do is jiggle those nalgas a few times and Skeletor would be laid the fuck out. One of her ass queefs could probably send him in a coma. It's like Ren versus Stimpy. JLo's ass being Stimpy of course.
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Who are they kidding, JLo could snap him like a twig.
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
JoLo turns up at the Golden Globes acting like she is still an A-List star in her gold atrocity of a dress. You aren't a star any more JoLo, you are a has-been! I'll bet she still wants to be with Ben Affluent, riding on the back of his cycle.
i actually think marc would win!
jlo has become a uppity punk bitch
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lmao at her bitchface in this pic! throwing pots and pans, running to diddy for help? i'm calling bs on this. she could probably break skeletor in half, though.
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Jen looks really pretty here.
gia - well, you just may get your wish. I heard on the radio this morning that some weekly rags are going to go bi-weekly adn some are going to be online only if the economy continues as it is.
are we supposed to care about jlo and skeletor's "marriage" breakup? cuz i know i don't...
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Submitted by pleaseMe on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 1:52pm.
yeah i thought the same thing.
his music is the whinniest ive heard from a man...so how does he translate to macho...
is he macho like the village people....
macho macho maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...i wont to be a machooooo mannnnnnn...macho macho maaannnnn
Great. I'll be saying "You EEEDIOT" all day now.
I wish these rag magazines would go out of business...Who reads them? Besides old gossipy ladies...Who needs gossip rags when you have the internet?? Plus they are so expensive! The stories are always so outrageous & completely unbelieveable...I do love the Jlo bitch face photo they used though...
Honestly, this is one of those "bitch, please" stories.
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
Fergie and Josh, Secksy ho'moon???
Was Josh with someone else??
Oh please, please, please....
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I can totally see JLo and Skeletor being violent with each other. I hardly see her and want to slap the taste out her mouth, imagine waking up next to her every day.
oh man. how many incarnations of poor single Jen can these hoes come up with?
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Well, back in 1987 when my mom was pregnant with my sister. She had a water throwing fight with her husband. We had a water cooler and they both took turns with big pots throwing the water on each other. This went on for 10 mins til they took that shit upstairs. After that, I heard the Jacuzzi and the shower going. They went up there with the pots so I assumed the fight continued from there. I was too busy watching Charles in Charge to get up from the couch and care. Oh yea, one of them almost slipped on the tile floor from the water but I forget which one
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BWAHAAHAA!! From now on I'll be thinking of Skeletor as Ren "Stimpy, you eeeediot!!"
JLo weighs twice as much as Ren so she could destroy him but he's undead and won't go away. Better call a priest.
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I have absolutely no sympathy for J lO...the dude was married to his pregs wife when he decided to leave her for J Lo, clearly hes a scumbag so she should accept him for his scumbag ways.....bitch needs chillax with that sh*t!
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Jen got a ring?!
I wanna see
Runs to Diddy for help?! Hahaha, now that is some hilarious sh**. Star magazine is the most unintentional funniest gossip rag out right now. And has anyone ever wondered if J-LO feels slighty uncomfortable with herself at awards ceremonies. I mean she at one point she was bangin' just about every star in the room. Ben Affleck, Diddy, Marc Antony..
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Can we please leave the president out of tabloids please? Stick to has-beens and never-was.
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oh and i'd like to step on jennifer aniston with my very highest heels.
God I love Ren & Stimpy! "Space Madness" was the best.
"It is not I who am crazy. It is I who am mad! We're not hitchhiking any more! We're riding!"
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I'm more interested in the Obamas' story. I know there's no such thing as a perfect marriage but any story is more exciting than some gossip about a talentless famewhore.
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Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
I always love the adjectives some journalists use. They are so dramatic. WILD pushing and shoving. BRUTALLY cold weather. HUGE spike in gas prices (ooo, 5 cents).
"he's a macho guy" ?!?!
I'm confident J-Lo can just vaporize Skeletor with her death-ray laser eyes.
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I would think shes the one doing the hitting. All she has to do is stick skeletor's head in between her ass cheeks and crush his sckull. Didn't he used to hit Dianara(sp?)?
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When did rounding up people you don't like in your counrty and putting them in camps get a bad name? Mr. Stephen T. Colbert
Runny to mouf breaver Diddy?
Highly doubt it!
that does not surprise me at all.
...and who thinks the Obamas have a perfect marriage? There is NO SUCH THING.
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I'm scared of J. Lo!! She would destroy me