Wednesday, January 14th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Hamster Eating A Carrot
I am all kinds of wrong for the thoughts that passed through my head while watching this sweet innocent hamster swallow a tiny carrot in a matter of seconds. I am not right in the head. The church was right. Just for that I'll be forced to join the glory hole clean-up crew in Hell.
It's that time of day where you can converse freely about whatever while others silently judge you. You can talk about how this hamster eating a carrot looks just like my dream from a couple of nights ago where my unwaxed no-no swallowed Carrot Top's stick. WHY?! Why does the devil make me write such garbage? Anyway, I'm gonna go dip my head in bleach (I do that anyway because of the crabs) while you rant amongst yourselves.
VIA Buzzfeed
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 12:52pm.
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LOL, "My wang!"
Glad you guys liked the clip. :)
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Kiss my grits.
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 10:54am.
Fuckin' hilarious fucking, etc. Thanks for the laugh.
Here's one for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQEHlNZJJf0
I think that the guy has been watching Tom Cruise too much.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upBJ63qGwY
@C Word...PRICELESS!!! Thanks for sharing that shit! OMG thanks for sharing, you funny slut!!!
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 10:54am.
Today's Open Thread isn't up yet but wanted to share this funny commercial for Durex condoms (slightly NSFW):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWNyAV3bBqw
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Kinky!
Today's Open Thread isn't up yet but wanted to share this funny commercial for Durex condoms (slightly NSFW):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWNyAV3bBqw
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Kiss my grits.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 3:32am.
K, I should really get some sleep anyway!
Have a great night!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 3:16am.
Deal. You'd have to bend me over your knees and spank me to get me out. Now, unless you're gonna whisper dirty things in my ear, I'm gonna go have a nice cool shower and scratch an itch... I mean, have some dinner :D
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TEAM SKETTI
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 3:12am.
Let's stick in the lust stage for a bit longer, it's kind of fun in there.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 3:04am.
And used and abused. lol.
Huh, so you ARE smart and shit. Nice to know you didn't make up that stuff about being intelligent. AND, that also makes you not a liar!
*butterflies* I think I just passed from the lust stage to a proper crush.
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TEAM SKETTI
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 3:01am.
The ex-wife was created for comedic effect.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:57am.
Cheap and easy? Must be my lucky night!
Are you sure there's no catch? OMG you're not still married are you!! I bloody knew it.. *kicks stuff*
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TEAM SKETTI
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:54am.
It'll cost you more than your 2 cents. About 15 cents more.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Hamster steaks
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TEAM SKETTI
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:52am.
But have you ever delighted a turk?
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Stuffing a turkey is as close as I got. Basted it, too.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:47am.
Sold! *gavel thump* lol.
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TEAM SKETTI
But have you ever delighted a turk?
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:35am.
I'm fairly intelligent, too.
Never been to a Turkish prison, and I don't like gladiator movies.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
now that's a cute host.
www.realitybedroom.com
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:05am.
Hmmm. You're easy. I like that in a man. We'll, that and intelligence, but that's not important right now...
So TV, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
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TEAM SKETTI
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:01am.
Oh, okay....
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Baconizah
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TEAM SKETTI
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:54am.
Just one? *grumbles*
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TEAM SKETTI
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:50am.
Hey, anytime you need a hand...
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
meat and two veg
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TEAM SKETTI
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:44am.
I have that same problem wif mah boobs! Its not that I like feeling them... well, there's that, but that's not important right now... I just need to check they haven't moved south.
*check*
*happy*
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TEAM SKETTI
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:37am.
I'm afraid it'll get away.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Entrails.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:35am.
Maybe you should take your hand off it once in a while. What? Oh, the doooog. goddit.
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TEAM SKETTI
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:30am.
I'm still trying to teach mine to type.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Pork chops
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TEAM SKETTI
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:25am.
Damn!!! Funniest Home Vids had a dog that could say 'I Like Sausages' but youtube doesn't have it... sadness.
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TEAM SKETTI
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:23am.
Snausages
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Bacon bacon bacon
Submitted by SoNotCreativeEn... on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:03am.
Totally random, but whatev...I just put my clothes in the dryer in my apartment building and once again I had to clean the lint out of the damn traps! It is so disgusting!! Why can't people take the 5 fucking seconds it takes to clean out their own lint!! I clean out my lint! It's just plain rude and disrespectful to the rest of us that live here...Also, why in fucking hell do we have to pay to use the washer and dryer in a building we already pay A LOT of damn money every month to live in...
Ok, thank you, I feel better.
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Ohhhhhhhh, girlllllllll. You just touched on my weak spot. I fucking HATE dryer lint with a fucking passion and no, I'm not in an apt. building and sharing a wash/dryer but let me tell you, my retarded husband is a lint-leaver. That should be a crime huh? "Lint-Leaver"... The mug-shot can be a douchey photo of said lint tard holding up a used dryer sheet. haha
Totally random, but whatev...I just put my clothes in the dryer in my apartment building and once again I had to clean the lint out of the damn traps! It is so disgusting!! Why can't people take the 5 fucking seconds it takes to clean out their own lint!! I clean out my lint! It's just plain rude and disrespectful to the rest of us that live here...Also, why in fucking hell do we have to pay to use the washer and dryer in a building we already pay A LOT of damn money every month to live in...
Ok, thank you, I feel better.
ESE fess up, you've never thought of bringing home a little mouse like creature for your cat to 'play' with?
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 11:15pm.
i have two cats that now want to visit you!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 11:10pm.
you saw the correction?!?!... i feel sssooo much better now!!... some things just really get to me!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE, every time I see a hamster I think Cat food.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by MayWest69 on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:53pm.
Who on earth is wl? I'm don't want to have to scroll through all the stuff but wl doesn't ring a bell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upBJ63qGwY
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 11:06pm.
every time i see a hamster vid i think of(no, not Richard Gere!) the hamster that was set "free" in it's ball on "Malcolm in the Middle"
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:58pm.
Thanks for the correction on your siggie the other night. Sorry I caused you OCD.
You are an exceptional gentleman and gentle man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upBJ63qGwY
Ouch. Jafo made me cry. *j/k*
Whatever. I had some epic quote from "Gone with the wind" handy but I blew it out my ass when I made the mistake of eating a fricking onion bagel.
Peace.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:58pm.
so, i was wondering... oh shit... nevermind
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How bout that hamster eh?
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
so, i was wondering... oh shit... nevermind
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
JAFO, whatever.
Submitted by MayWest69 on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:49pm.
Hate to say it, cunt but you're as big an attention whore as the ones you keep hammering at. Take a gin and tonic with a twist of lime and fucking chill.
a mark the he could not explain?
vvl. relax? i'm relaxed. so, did your soon to be turn out to have a mark on his lip?
may, sweetheart. relax. it's the internet.
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