Wednesday, January 14th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Hamster Eating A Carrot
I am all kinds of wrong for the thoughts that passed through my head while watching this sweet innocent hamster swallow a tiny carrot in a matter of seconds. I am not right in the head. The church was right. Just for that I'll be forced to join the glory hole clean-up crew in Hell.
It's that time of day where you can converse freely about whatever while others silently judge you. You can talk about how this hamster eating a carrot looks just like my dream from a couple of nights ago where my unwaxed no-no swallowed Carrot Top's stick. WHY?! Why does the devil make me write such garbage? Anyway, I'm gonna go dip my head in bleach (I do that anyway because of the crabs) while you rant amongst yourselves.
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Submitted by MayWest69 on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:49pm.
Hate to say it, cunt but you're as big an attention whore as the ones you keep hammering at. Take a gin and tonic with a twist of lime and fucking chill.
vvl. relax? i'm relaxed. so, did your soon to be turn out to have a mark on his lip?
may, sweetheart. relax. it's the internet.
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Cunts? that seems a little harsh, but I will take it as a compliment. I am off to down my lithium tablets with Jim Beam and snuggle with my 19 cats. Goodnite all.
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dot. pip. got enough attention tonight.
MC. coochie. you too.
jafo. are you new?
dot/pip is the attention freak.
MC/vvl\cooch is the attention freak.
You women needing an open thread need therapy. Don't you cunts have men or women or anyone living and breathing to come home to? Shame
- man my bosses are so business savvy it's scary, especially since they are really nice, good people who get over on motherfucker's every day simply because they are in the know and they know others aren't. Good people, terrible business ethics. Made me pay closer attention. I hope it helps.
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forgot to mention that i'm a blonde cheerleader.
my husband and i fucked in every room in our house because our kid is fucked up. i need some honey.
MC, your advice was SOLID.
Thank you, hon.
Just ignore the trogs. They fizzle out when nobody responds to them. Ahem.
oh fuck I keep forgetting my Fuck it Bucket.
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I bought a clock for 99 cents and it loses about 5 minutes per hour. Damn cheap clock. I guess I'm cheaper 'cuz I bought it. Damn cheap me.
la coochie, really? no alts. right. talk to lohan.
period, oh happy day. a new dream. does this shut down the son, daughter, suicide and husband drama to bed?
Well it doesn't have to be set in stone and full of legal jargon, but something on paper that says that he will pay for all expenses and the profits will be split 50/50 (or whatever you guys agree on) is enough to cover both your butts if shit gets sticky down the line. I don't want you to feel stressed, but it is just best to be smart about it so that you never have to worry about it. Lots of people put off a good vibe only to find out that they have all sorts of fucked up baggage that you end up having to help carry.
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Submitted by on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:46pm.
Karen! Thank you, sweetheart, but I need something that can actually be printed up into a hard copy book? Bless your heart for trying to help. I appreciate it so much. I'm wingin' this here... The guy having me work on his cookbook is NOT helping me at all because he is as clueless as me. lol.
I have to place some images in text in static form and have them somewhat decent for print in an actual book? I'm so lost. *sigh*
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The only info. I was able to find was how to add a static image to a report, but it looks pretty basic and probably below the standards of what you would require. I am sure there has to be some sort of Publishing Software that could help, but it's beyond the scope of anything I have ever had to use. AdobePress has some interesting articles but I am not sure they have what you need either--it would take some research. Good Luck!
MC,
That's the hard part for me. I'm a terrible negotiator on my own behalf? I really feel like a jerk if I even write up some sort of contract. How do you put a price on creativity? He's already said he's willing to help pay for any expenses but I can't see any expense yet? I'm such a n00b when it comes to this. I'm so excited and terrified at the same time. I don't want to end up screwed but I just, honest-to-gosh don't see this kind family doing that to me?
Submitted by on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:12pm.
Hey, sugaroo
SWEET avatar!
badump-bump! Ching! :))
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Why thankee! I ripped it off of a site that is all avatars.
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Hey, sugaroo
SWEET avatar!
badump-bump! Ching! :))
... take Gretch's advice. If he doesn't mind it, it doesn't hurt to have a clear document saying this is how we will do things, just so that if something comes up later, both of your asses are covered. This is a huge deal and it sounds like a dream come true, why not do everything to ensure it doesn't become a nightmare. I just went all tony robbins on that ass!
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Whew! My head is spinning....im not anyone other then la cockroach...im not anyones alt! As for dotty being an alt. I know nothing about that!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:51pm.
"Dee pinkie swears on a July summer gloaming that Hendrick's gin is the best gin I drink while chilling by waterslide." hehehe
I can't find the funtimes events. :(
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What it do, homeys? What's going on up in here?
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:46pm.
Wow, he's so edgy and real.
I only hope one day I get to interview him for a job.
"tell me about a time you had to teach an older person a new technology and how you were successful".
oh yeah.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
la cucaracha, making fun of period? confused. my husband is abusive, my girl kid is in a cult, my sometimes boy kid love his dad and sometimes i feel like it ain't worth it.
when i feel like that, i create a alternate log-on and stalk myself, saying the most disgusting things about myself so people will feel bad for me. why does that sound familiar to you and period?
lol , I like colored stones, but I am not divulging anymore info on the ring here. It makes me nervous and my palms get sweaty, some things just feel too personal for the interwebz, ya know.
so about your project... it sounds exciting. I can't wait to see what you have in store. Is this person you have working with you someone you knew before or someone you found looking for investors? I have a new project of my own, but again, not comfy talking about it here.
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MC, anti-DIAMOND? BUT...BUT...DIAMONDS ARE FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRR! Actually, rubies are in my wed/ring...the main center stone...corundum come in all shades of the rainbow...sapphires and rubies being the stars of the show...and corundum is pretty hard on the mohs scale but clarity is important as far as gem worthiness.
Princess Di had a huge Sapph in her wed-ring... I'm a ruby-red gal muh-self. :) I think diamonds are nice surrounding other precious gems but I hafta admit I don't care to have a big, white rock on my finger. lol
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:46pm.
lol nah, I kinda have snausage fingers so it was an understandable mistake. And I am anti-diamond. To me, they're boring and have a history of bloodshed and oppression (heaaaavy, I know) and we as women have been trained to think that unless he spends 2 months pay or whatever the formula is, he doesn't love you and that is complete bullshit to me. I want a house. I can't eat a ring. I can't live in a ring. Fuck that shit. I told him the first time he tried to buy me a ring (long story, wasn't the right time for us) that I didn't want diamonds. He did good tho and I am very happy.
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Well...if its not a diamond..what is it? A pearl or somethn? I love diamonds, but youre right about being more conscientious about where we get the things we buy. I was watching a documentary on ch.10 about the region in Sierra Lion where blood diamonds are got...and I swear, its one of the most beautiful sceneries ive ever seen...and knowing the awful human atrocities that go on there, the violence that make that area of Africa very dangerous and almost inaccessible to outsiders, knowing that beautiful place is a place I can never hope to see in person in my life time is sorta depressing.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:43pm.
hahahaha. Be sure to hold your pinkie out. I swear, that stuff's so good that, on a summer day, just chill and drink it.
Did you look at the vids of their drunken "skills" contests?
Submitted by on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 7:39pm.
Does anyone have a freaking CLUE as to what format is best for printing a book with pictures? Word? Please don't say .pdf because I have NO freaking CLUE as to how to work with that shit and I don't want to learn it in this stage of the game
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I would use Power Point.This link also might help:
http://www.fonerbooks.com/print.htm
lol nah, I kinda have snausage fingers so it was an understandable mistake. And I am anti-diamond. To me, they're boring and have a history of bloodshed and oppression (heaaaavy, I know) and we as women have been trained to think that unless he spends 2 months pay or whatever the formula is, he doesn't love you and that is complete bullshit to me. I want a house. I can't eat a ring. I can't live in a ring. Fuck that shit. I told him the first time he tried to buy me a ring (long story, wasn't the right time for us) that I didn't want diamonds. He did good tho and I am very happy.
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Submitted by MayWest69 on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:38pm.
la cucaracha, thank you. i love him though. He is good to my son. my daughters husband is an asshole. my husband and i have sex in everyroom to erase the bad memories. sometimes i just feel ike, oh nevermind.
i should create a fake online account, and stalk myself. make me feel important.
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Oh. Youre making fun of period. Now I get it.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:37pm.
Mmmmmm, Hendricks gin is very good. I'll be at the Tea Time Martini event.
"During late afternoon, the plaintive cry is often heard from the occupants of comfortable sofas and leather armchairs: “Is it still tea-time, or are we in the cocktail hour?”
Now Hendrick’s have stepped in to clear up the confusion, by inventing the world’s first Tea Time Martini."
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:32pm.
And I am actually really dazed about the whole engagement thing because it was so unexpected so I haven't been thinking about it too much bc I'm scared my head will blow clean off my shoulders. My ring was too small so it's getting sized so I haven't had that show the ring off conversation with anybody yet, maybe it will sink in then.
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Ah...to be young and in love and engaged...im so excited for you! 3 and 4 years is a long time to be together and a good vetting time so im pretty sure things will be good for you guys for a long while after youre married.
Thats what I want for me, to be in love and together for awhile with someone who gets me and appreciates me...and to go through hard times to make sure the relationship can stand the ups and the downs. So many of my friends get married to a dude, any dude, dudes theyve only known for a week, dudes that treat them poopoo in a rush to get married...and then get divorced like three months later. I dont want that for me. I only want one....I only want to love one guy and do everything for one guy and I can only hope that I find the one who inspires me to do that.
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la cucaracha, thank you. i love him though. He is good to my son. my daughters husband is an asshole. my husband and i have sex in everyroom to erase the bad memories. sometimes i just feel ike, oh nevermind.
i should create a fake online account, and stalk myself. make me feel important.
MC, what I showed you was older though...I mean not a LOT older but Octoberish 08...yes, kind of what I have going on now but with someone to back me up and pay costs and stuff. Who knows? Maybe I can be the next Martha Stewart yet! haha :)
Your man didn't get you the right size ring? Ohhhhhhh, girlllllllll! You know what that means don'tchya? Now he's gotta gitchoo a bigger diamond! lol
Hendrick's gin (Scotland), dudettes. It's got odd herbs in it, so you don't need to add any flavors. Just chill. Check out the goofy, drunken events they hold each year in the UK--mostly in boaters and seersucker:
http://www.hendricksgin.co.uk/
oh oh oh you showed me, remember, but it was still early stages. I am so happy you are keeping up with it. Let me know when it is ready.
And I am actually really dazed about the whole engagement thing because it was so unexpected so I haven't been thinking about it too much bc I'm scared my head will blow clean off my shoulders. My ring was too small so it's getting sized so I haven't had that show the ring off conversation with anybody yet, maybe it will sink in then.
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Submitted by MayWest69 on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:23pm.
I am a newish poster here, but i just wanted to say that my husband is abusive and my daughter is in a cult. any advice or sympathy?
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Aww, hon. Aren't you tired of messing with me? Seriously? I don't make shit up to garner sympathy or needle anyone for advice. I'm living my truth. Sometimes I get pissed off/upset and spew unkind words about my ogre I'm chained to.
Advice? Be kind to yourself. I'm trying to be kind to me (easier said than done).
Submitted by MayWest69 on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:23pm.
I am a newish poster here, but i just wanted to say that my husband is abusive and my daughter is in a cult. any advice or sympathy?
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Go to a womens battered shelter, get a protective order and stop all contact with your husband. If your daughter is grown...all you can do is tell her about how the cult makes you feel and and that she can only have a certain level of involvement in your life while in the cult!
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QC - do you have another account that has cordy's pic and the tact quote?
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OMG! MC, you're engaged! Are you like...swooning over yourself!? Congrats, baby girl! YAYYYYYYYY!
Riddle me this? Why is it that us women 'celebrate' engagements and men 'lament' them? Hmm? LAME! haha
Anyhoodle, I'm so happy for you! :D
My project is in the baby-steps stages but it's something to do with cooking and writing. I feel so super blessed to have this opportunity plunk in my lap at a time when I was so sad and this project has really lifted my spirits and *gulp* even given me a bit of faith in fate. :)
I am a newish poster here, but i just wanted to say that my husband is abusive and my daughter is in a cult. any advice or sympathy?
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:56pm.
angel... you have been requested!
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
- yeshhh, I am very very good. As already mentioned, I got a ring for Christmas. I am still kinda dealing with the term "engagement ring" but you know what I mean. Gooooooooood times.
what's your new project? Or is it a secret to be revealed at some spectacular grand event?
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:09pm.
hai how are ya!
I slap harder than that when I think there's a fly on me.
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MC, I'm replying to you here. I'm good, hon. You? I've missed ya, sweet cheeks! Anything good happening in your life? *hope-hope-hope*?
I'm working on a new project. I went from being super depressed to being super excited in the span of a couple weeks. :)
foo? fool? whatevs is in that little box, is that you my dear?
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angel... you have been requested!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:46pm.
ES, HOLY FUCK! What a bunch of spoiled little twats/scrotum heads! BULLSHIT! Guess who built the GD internet you little triflin' spazzoids?! Yep! Old geezers. Now scoot your myspace pansy asses along and respect your fuckin' elders you little shit bastards.
Submitted by Thornhill on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 7:36pm.
Interesting fact #3008...The name of Vyvyan's (The young ones) pet hamster...GBH....
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omg dude.
The young ones, darling we're the young ones. The young ones, shouldn't be afraid, to live, love, there's a song to be sung, for we may not be the young ones very long.
awesome
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LOL!@EvilShoe: and (((HUGS!)))
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.