Wednesday, January 14th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Hamster Eating A Carrot
I am all kinds of wrong for the thoughts that passed through my head while watching this sweet innocent hamster swallow a tiny carrot in a matter of seconds. I am not right in the head. The church was right. Just for that I'll be forced to join the glory hole clean-up crew in Hell.
It's that time of day where you can converse freely about whatever while others silently judge you. You can talk about how this hamster eating a carrot looks just like my dream from a couple of nights ago where my unwaxed no-no swallowed Carrot Top's stick. WHY?! Why does the devil make me write such garbage? Anyway, I'm gonna go dip my head in bleach (I do that anyway because of the crabs) while you rant amongst yourselves.
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MK, if El Diablo makes you write this garbage, then toss me in a hand-basket and send me to Hell with you!
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 2:14pm.
Anyone elso have a rodent phobia? I cannot stand mice, rats, gerbils, hamsters, guinea pigs etc.
i'm with you on the rodent phobia...i can't handle anything smaller than a cat...although i do think this hamster is cute, but i could never hold it...*shivers*...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
hey hos!
i'm on day 14 of NO SMOKING!!! *pats self on back*
This hamster is sooooo cute!
He swallowed the whole damn baby carrot! LOL
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Submitted by Kevette on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 2:09pm.
Rodents should eat vegetables. It is healthy for the hamster to eat a carrot. And I think "I can has chezburger" originated from the lol cats website, a site with funny pictures of cats and captions that are misspelled like the cat wrote them. Lemme see if I can find the link.
Hi KD.
I'm just giving clarissealina a hard time...She walked out of the open thread yesterday cuz we were talking about our experiences with drugs,Pills,blah blah blah
i'm just messing around
parissucksliterally:
you have wounded me deeply. *looks at weather report that says it will be -35Celsius here tonight....cries....*
Vote for Rojo!! She is gaining on that silly pasta puddy tat.
Anyone elso have a rodent phobia? I cannot stand mice, rats, gerbils, hamsters, guinea pigs etc. They make my skin crawl and give me the heebie jeebies. Much like most of the celebs featured on this site.
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I will give you my finest hour, the one I spent watching you shower.
xxyxz- you got in trouble? By who??
HI, by the way!!
Sweet innocent hamster my ass. That thing is a slut!
And one more thing - how come Bianca is being such a dumb pain in the ass about Reese and Zack? Am I the only one who can see plainly these three should be fucking their brains out - at least til Kendall comes out of the coma? For God's sake - you've got two lesbians who are already goin to hell, so what difference does it make? Bring in the peen! Especially Zack's. RAWR that's some good hot soapy Zack. The day he gets off the show is the day I - keep watching for another 30 years. It's hopeless. A My C forever!
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 2:11pm.
Those jackasses that named their kid Adolph Hitler had all three of their children removed from their home.
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Thanks for sharing, that is AWESOME news!
This hamster obviously has hidden (or not so hidden) sexual issues.
It has been 86 here for the last 3 days....sorry East Coasters and Midwesterners......
my throat itches because it is so dry though!
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"The only thing Sam is eating of Lindsay's right now is her dust."
- Ted Casablanca
Is it weird that I'm hungry now?
http://www.MeetTheFamous.com
that little hammy has skillz.
The person laughing in the background sounds like they could be a hamster.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Those jackasses that named their kid Adolph Hitler had all three of their children removed from their home.
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HOLLAND TOWNSHIP, N.J. - Three New Jersey siblings whose names have Nazi connotations have been placed in the custody of the state, police said Wednesday.
Holland Township Police Sgt. John Harris said workers from the state Division of Youth and Family Services removed 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell and his younger sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, from their home Tuesday.
Harris said family services did not tell police the reason the children were removed. Agency spokeswoman Kate Bernyk said it does not comment on specific cases.
It was a joke! I got in twouble yesterday :(
*cries to Paris Herpes*
They started it!!!!
Awe . . . cute hamster :) BTW, I fudgin hate, hate, HATE snow. Just wanted to put that out there :P
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
1983: grace jones, rick james and lots of people i love...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8njKvhuRmIs
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
Was this supposed to be cute or dirty?
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I never stay on topic :)
How does that Hamster not die from that?
I have a random question, where did the phrase "i can haz cheeseburger" come from? Thanks!
I was thinking of recording my rabbit eating something. He was so cute and licking his lips. But my camera has been dead for some time and I need to charge it.
xxyz, when is it NOT drug talk here?
hahahhaa
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"The only thing Sam is eating of Lindsay's right now is her dust."
- Ted Casablanca
Let's see - we'll have drug talk, we should prolly talk sex for that filthy slut, Clarisse; we'll call the ASPCA I'm sure , and we're DEFINITELY gonna have to exorcise MK - it's gonna be a busy day!
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
That carrot's gonna go straight to his hips.
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Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 2:05pm.
Hi!!
Thank sweet baby Jesus that hammy didn't choke on the carrot. But I am quite envious of its deep throating skills...
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I love you anyway,MK♥
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"The air smells like stink.Flavored rice and stink." ~Pauly Shore~
A hamster deep throating a carrot? Slow news day MK?
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
OPEN POST!!!!!
yay! Drug talk : Day 2
I kid! I kid!
Cute hamster. Great video!
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