Wednesday, January 14th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Hamster Eating A Carrot
I am all kinds of wrong for the thoughts that passed through my head while watching this sweet innocent hamster swallow a tiny carrot in a matter of seconds. I am not right in the head. The church was right. Just for that I'll be forced to join the glory hole clean-up crew in Hell.
It's that time of day where you can converse freely about whatever while others silently judge you. You can talk about how this hamster eating a carrot looks just like my dream from a couple of nights ago where my unwaxed no-no swallowed Carrot Top's stick. WHY?! Why does the devil make me write such garbage? Anyway, I'm gonna go dip my head in bleach (I do that anyway because of the crabs) while you rant amongst yourselves.
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Damn you MK that sweet thing is eating a carrot, now I can't bookmark it because you said that!
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Dick happens! - MK
Okay I am just posting this to get it off my chest. I had my second English Comp class today, we discussed IMing and texting. I had to be in a group with teenagers and one of them literally said "Well, the younger generation coming in is going to rule and if the old ones don't adapt to our new language then they need to be forced into retirement and given a severance package to leave". OMFG I asked him if he knew the retirement age was like 65 and my generation which is much younger than that is barely into texting/IMing. He said "Well, you get it, so you can stay" DOH!
WTF
xxyxz!
I did !!! *wipes tear*
Submitted by la cucaracha on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:03pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 7:57pm.
Holy crap! Still with the drugs?
*sighs and leaves*
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Bye hater...y u commin in here raining on everyones parade? If you think the subject should be changes then find a clever way to change the subject.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Yummmm, popcorn chicken and thousand island dressing. It's so bad, it's good.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:13pm.
freaking Farrah has KFed as a friend and I don't! what kind of world is this coming to LOL
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wanna hear the best part?
HE sent me the invite. I couldn't pass it!
But Burt Reynolds has to make up for the KFed incident.
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Submitted by JAFO on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 7:56pm.
Madame, until you've had a gin and tonic with a splash of lime, you have not had hard booze like the pros do.
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Word to yo' momma. I love gin and tonic. Tanqueray Malacca Gin is really delicious with tonic. I'm not sure if they are still making it unfortunately.
http://www.alcoholreviews.com/SPIRITS/malacca.html
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It Blows My Mind
freaking Farrah has KFed as a friend and I don't! what kind of world is this coming to LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 7:55pm.
Farrah
Opps! Is he spoken for already? LOL
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er... homework, beesh. *whistling*
btw, Angel_i is a hottie with the curliest hair evah! and she's just adorable!
who's Eddie?
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FARK!
I'll find you on Farrahs then
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:01pm.
Angel-i
Is Bradi on your list?
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No:(
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
Tigerlily, yeah certain stuff is better for me than others actually. I love sake and can drink and drink and drink, but then the hangover is a bit brutal the next day. Red wine seems to be okay for me too in terms of a hangover. Beer doesn't really give me a hangover, I can have a couple and be fine but I need to chug water before I go to bed! And I did last nite, but for some reason feel like hell today. I bet it was the white wine and the end...always gets me in the end, I should stick to not mixing but the calories in beer really terrify me!
STFU!!!
Angel-i
Is Bradi on your list?
I have MS! Hit me up!
Farrah knows my ultra secret alias pseudonym!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 7:45pm.
xxyxz, a hangover swore you off drinking?
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Know whats strange....Ive drunk a lot and I mean ALOT and yet ive never passed out, had memory lapses or had a hangover...in fact, after ive had a night of boozing, only after about 4 hours of slepp...I wake up feeling more relaxed and refreshed than if Id had 15 hours sleep!
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Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 7:48pm.
M.E., I would think vodka would make you violent then others, beer just makes me a little sloopy. White wine gives me bad hangovers. It's actually quite hateful.
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Vodka ain't my friend. Wine is...Beer? Meh...don't care for the taste. Now good Tequila, I can drink, but I don't like the taste of that much either (I do a margarita every once in a while)...
GIN, however, is liquid SATAN in a bottle....Holy fucking hell. I never knew you could puke bile until my dumb 22 year old ass decided I'd be way cool if I drank 'gin and tonics' all night! Ugh. Yeah, now that I ain't 22 no mo', Homie don't play that kind of fuckery. I stick with what works and THAT'S IT. Any whores don't like it can lick me....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 7:41pm.
Rum & Coke barf cured me of hard booze. NEVER again.
Madame, until you've had a gin and tonic with a splash of lime, you have not had hard booze like the pros do.
Farrah
Opps! Is he spoken for already? LOL
I have a wicked crush on Eddie...Just haven't seen him for a long time
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 7:46pm.
Uncle Thorny
Do you still have your MS?
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eeeeaaasssyyyy beesh....
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Fanks and Spanxs
I'll try to e-mail the mod again
Ok, mah Dlisted Ho's that are on mah CrackSpace page, check your bulletins there....
I dun left one regardin' our xxyxz.....
♥'s and Unicorn rainbow queefs, I have to go finish frosting teh cake and then American idol.
I KNOW, I am a PAR-TAY Monster!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
M.E., I would think vodka would make you violent then others, beer just makes me a little sloopy. White wine gives me bad hangovers. It's actually quite hateful.
STFU!!!
@xx..Yes I do..
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When you have been thru hell and life's not done with you yet...
Don't look for what's lost but live for what's left...Niller...
Uncle Thorny
Do you still have your MS?
xxyxz, a hangover swore you off drinking? i know hangovers can be bad, but you can also prevent them by drinking lots of water in between drinks. Sometimes weeks go by when i don't have a drink, bf is in recovery...im totally thinking about moving out of our apt today for some weird reason. WTF?
STFU!!!
@xx...Forum = salvadera del diablo...
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When you have been thru hell and life's not done with you yet...
Don't look for what's lost but live for what's left...Niller...
I haven't drank for like 4 years. I can't afford a hangover
Last time I got drunk, It was at Coyote Ugly in Deep Ellum
Dallas ,TX
Rum & Coke barf cured me of hard booze. NEVER again.
lolz
Is it really that bad? I've heard rumors
Does anyone have a freaking CLUE as to what format is best for printing a book with pictures? Word? Please don't say .pdf because I have NO freaking CLUE as to how to work with that shit and I don't want to learn it in this stage of the game.
paris herpes, it's not that bad. Just...off. LOL
Vodka is all I can drink, anything else gives me a hangover or makes me violent.
im never going into the forum again, that shit was creepy...!
STFU!!!
Interesting fact #3008...The name of Vyvyan's (The young ones) pet hamster...GBH....
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When you have been thru hell and life's not done with you yet...
Don't look for what's lost but live for what's left...Niller...
MC vodka is insta-hangover for me...i cannot touch a drop of that shit. im not sure what doesn't give me a hangover...I think beer doesn't, but that Racer 5 knocks me for a loop everytime. Shit is like poison to me. And white wine, geez, that shit fucks me up to. what the hell else is there left for me to drink? i know im gonna smoke a cig anyway, so im gonna get sick the next day, but shit...
STFU!!!
P.H
LMFAO!
I'm outta here... I have to get something done today!
Remember...STAY OUT OF THE FORUM!
J/k have fun
la cuca, yeah i love em in my old age. i can't take the bar scene anymore, too much dinero...!
STFU!!!
xxyxz, i don't know who it was, but Clarisse didn't want to talk about drugs and we were all going on and on about it. I think the hamster took GHB which suppresses the gag reflex and helped him keep that carrot in...!
STFU!!!
Dinner Partays!
My moms friend just looooovvvveeees me and thinks I would be perfect for her son so she kept asking my mom to bring me ova for this dinner party she was throwing so i go, cuz its free food, and her son was like 300 pounds and had all these weird stories about Iraq....and I just ate and nodded politely.
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P.H
Did somebody really call Clarisse a hater?
lolz
I have no clue what my MySpace info is!? I hope the MOD emails me soon! I want to play!
I miss Dv8
xxyxz, I had the full blown drugs convo yesterday, whew, that was a lot of talk about drugs...
STFU!!!
man PH, I am the opposite, usually I am a lite weight, I don't even really like to drink, but last nite me and my bestie were downing vodka like it was capri sun and we both were fine. I blame Smirnoff for my ridiculously jubilant attitude today
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You guys made up sniff sniff, it is so cute! *hugs*
STFU!!!
MC I'm going to a dinner party tonite as well. They booze flows freely at this one too. Ugh, maybe hair of the dog would be a good thing for me today though, I am sorta hungover from last nite's 3 fuckin' drinks. I am a tremendous light weight these days, how pathetic!
STFU!!!
lol I knew that would get your attention!!! I sent a request to you
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
bloop
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You know you are wrong for that!!!!
I MISs LoLo
MC
lol I was talkin about my myspace silly!
I'm not going to let it bother me if it doesn't bother you
Change of subject
MORE DRUGS!
bloop
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 6:45pm.
xxyxz - you got your myspace up yet???
I don't know if it's already up yet.
Love Anderson is my myspace pimp for now. I haven't had a chance to find out all the info yet
apology accepted. new topic please. oh shit, there is no topic here.
I have to go to a dinner party tonight. When did I get to the point in my life when plain ole "parties" became "dinner parties"
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Sorry MC
I just think people should know so nobody else gets hurt
Not hurt..You know what I mean, right?