Wednesday, January 14th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Hamster Eating A Carrot
I am all kinds of wrong for the thoughts that passed through my head while watching this sweet innocent hamster swallow a tiny carrot in a matter of seconds. I am not right in the head. The church was right. Just for that I'll be forced to join the glory hole clean-up crew in Hell.
It's that time of day where you can converse freely about whatever while others silently judge you. You can talk about how this hamster eating a carrot looks just like my dream from a couple of nights ago where my unwaxed no-no swallowed Carrot Top's stick. WHY?! Why does the devil make me write such garbage? Anyway, I'm gonna go dip my head in bleach (I do that anyway because of the crabs) while you rant amongst yourselves.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 6:35pm.
Farrah is my secret lovah! shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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yes. We be blond, skinny lovahssssss!!
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Tolerance Through Education
@Snow...Trans..Peace to you
@BB...If that is what makes you happy, then it is a good thing...
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When you have been thru hell and life's not done with you yet...
Don't look for what's lost but live for what's left...Niller...
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 6:39pm.
Farrah,
Don't think you are getting away from my bitch slappin the hotties!!! I seen you!!!
*SMACK*
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ouch! don't slap me in my no-ass!
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www.va-holocaust.com.
Tolerance Through Education
xxyxz - you got your myspace up yet???
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 6:22pm.
La cucaracha...
real talk - I would trust your supposed good wishes towards me if you would just chill the fuck out and let me be. I have absolutely no ill will towards you, wish you nothing but joy in your life, but I am not really here to be friends with you. Please. Just let it be.
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Well believe it! I feel im a bit of a different person today than I was just a couple months ago. I think im doing more productive things with my time, this past holiday season has taught me how good of friends I really do have, I got a new boy toy that im pre-occupied with right now and im just in a different place that dosent allow me to fawn and fret over what you do and who you do it. Jealousy is a bitch and it caused me to act in ways the are truly despicable and immature....but now that im past it I can see how pitiful and unnecessary everything I did was and the prudence of apologizing...especially after hearing the news...could not be ignored by me! I just wanted to make it absolutely sure that you know that im sorry, I recognize that I was wrong and to let you know im ova it!
As for dlisted, I dont come here for you, ive grown to kinda like the site, and my comments on your post are just like my comments on any other posters post. It is pretty cool writing to someone that you kinda know IRL though....
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There's a reason they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy - NOTHING beats pussy. -TV
nite monkey, good chats today!
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
BYE MONKEY!!!
WELCOME BACK!!!
*grabs her ass on the way out*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Thornhill on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 6:39pm.
My words of wisdom are gold. How you choose to spend it is entirely up to you..
- I spend them on candy and Purple Dranks....
Oh and sometimes, Slim Jim's.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Right now, I am jamming to Roxy Music "Avalon".
I highly recommend listening to it.
MP - tee hee that sounds hot! I dunno, I really liked the idea of them bumpin snatch and think Sam is hot in a androgynous way. No shame there!
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
Cocaine's a hell of a drug...
Peace!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
thorny: what is that Asian wisdom in your siggy? ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Alright bitches, I be out! Catch you hobots here tomorrow. I guess I can make time for my peeps on teh interwebs...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Monkey, I bet you'd snort lines of their cooches. That's kinda hot actually...
STFU!!!
Farrah,
Don't think you are getting away from my bitch slappin the hotties!!! I seen you!!!
*SMACK*
Ok...I have to try and make it home in the great white north blizzard....wish me luck ya'll!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
My words of wisdom are gold. How you choose to spend it is entirely up to you..
_____________________对您的和平_____________________
When you have been thru hell and life's not done with you yet...
Don't look for what's lost but live for what's left...Niller...
The hamster probably is stuffing the extra food in his cheeks for later. I mean that's what most of those gerbil/hamster things do. I hate those rodents, once I was holding one and it bit my hand HARD, I turned my hand around and it fell on the floor. Lil bastard deserved it too!
STFU!!!
Just remember what Sgt. Lincoln Osiris said: Never go full retard!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Farrah: thornz has the Frankenberries?
oh that sounds too much like dingle berries,,,,,,
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Speaking of Viva La Hohan, MC, I had a pretty hot dream sequence threesome with Sam Ro and Hohan. I have to say it was freaking all sorts of hot, and I realize it's okay to dream about that shit as long as I don't go near her toxic vag in real life.
/overshare moment...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
monkey, I rock Psycho killer only because I already knew the words (or at least the sounds of the words, half that shit is in French)
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
Farrah is my secret lovah! shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
MC ah ok. I remember you! Vaguely...shit got so boring over at work so I started chatting on here incessantly now. I used to post every now and again when I had the time to at previous job...
STFU!!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 6:30pm.
thorny's one of the original Three Wise Men doncha know?
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no shit! too bad he wasn't the one with the gold..
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Love RHCP!!!!
I got stumped by "Psycho Killer" by Talking Heads...I don't know that effing song! And I try to sing or play bass as much as possible coz I suck at drums and guitar.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Damn today is a slow ass day here. But soon I will have my break...
STFU!!!
Paris - I used to be Viva La Lohan. Shit got lame and I had my account deleted
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 6:30pm.
Snowy!!
Oh my damn! Another hot blonde.
*slams head on desk*
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Snowy is the hawtness!
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Tolerance Through Education
who is viva?
STFU!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 6:27pm.
I do not know Thornhill, but he is a wise man.
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that is true.
I dyed my hair hawt pink when i was in college. And i also have a bunch of tattoos, I LOVE them, and i wanna get more, but man, people have some prejudice against them! Specially when you're in the finance bidness..
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Tolerance Through Education
monkey, RHCP defeats me everytime. Now you know my shame
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
Snowy!!
Oh my damn! Another hot blonde.
*slams head on desk*
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
xx edit that shit, let's not go there, as long as she's not being an asshole let it alone
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
Oooh, have you tried singing Red Hot Chilli Peppers' "give it away now"? That shit is hard, and i just literally say blah blah blah blah really quickly until the chorus. Man, that shit is just too fun...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
ok Clarisse, gotcha.
another blondie (so I claim) to add to your collection, LOL ♥♥♥
thorny's one of the original Three Wise Men doncha know?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
xxyxz, oh that was it? okay...hahahah...i don't really give out personal info on here, thanks...
STFU!!!
Translation = Bitch is crazy.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
for music, Project playlist is cool bc it's free, but it's buggy as shit so beware
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
P.H
I will just say it on the threads,Bucause I still don't have my freaking account
LaCucurcha is the stalker of Viva
don't give out any info
for me to poop on!
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
I do not know Thornhill, but he is a wise man.
Paris H,
I always wanted to dye my hair something crazy, but it is not work friendly...
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
MP - yeah, on Rockband when it's like ma-a-haps ma-a-haps ma-a-haps WAIT they don't love you like I love you I gets all into it, hollering and screaming. love that song
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
The forum is a den of thieves..
_____________________对您的和平_____________________
When you have been thru hell and life's not done with you yet...
Don't look for what's lost but live for what's left...Niller...
ok xyxxz i will now...you can PM a question to me, whatever it was...?
STFU!!!
La Cuca, they should all be on iTunes... yeah, I have um, varied tastes in music. I listen to just about anything and everything.
*EDIT: actually, check out Rhapsody because you can listen to the whole songs, unlike just 30 secs on iTunes
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Clarisse, I'm not sure what color it is right now, I need to check the box...hahahaha!
STFU!!!
Paris Herp
Dont let them drag you to the other side!
I hear they are mean. Just go there to check you P.M's
I just got out of the forum maybe I'll try back later or something
STFU!!!
580 posts about off topic bullshit!
I love it