Wednesday, January 14th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Hamster Eating A Carrot
I am all kinds of wrong for the thoughts that passed through my head while watching this sweet innocent hamster swallow a tiny carrot in a matter of seconds. I am not right in the head. The church was right. Just for that I'll be forced to join the glory hole clean-up crew in Hell.
It's that time of day where you can converse freely about whatever while others silently judge you. You can talk about how this hamster eating a carrot looks just like my dream from a couple of nights ago where my unwaxed no-no swallowed Carrot Top's stick. WHY?! Why does the devil make me write such garbage? Anyway, I'm gonna go dip my head in bleach (I do that anyway because of the crabs) while you rant amongst yourselves.
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Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 6:17pm.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 6:09pm
Can't he just go to the clinic for some Valtrex? Then you can kiss him
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According to him...he dosent have anything...he was just joking:p But no one jokes like that so im gonna have to find a way to bring it up next time I see him and letting him know there are treatments for it!
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There's a reason they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy - NOTHING beats pussy. -TV
paris herpes,
Dark Aurburn or RED red? I am just a lowely brunette...
Snowy!
On my way!!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
I've been sucking on MS. I just peek to see if I have any messages, then bail.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 6:10pm.
Mol, check out the song Saeglopur by Sigur Ros...it's pretty awesome. Am also listening to the following:
1)Down Boy- Yeah Yeah Yeahs
2)Finer feelings- Spoon (you'll definitely like this if you like Franz)
3)Blue Orchid- White Stripes
4)Glory Box- Portis Head
5)What Sound- Lamb
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Ooooooh...such esoteric songs! Ive never heard of any of these, wouldnt know where to find out about them..but ill go look them up when I get home and give em a listen!
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There's a reason they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy - NOTHING beats pussy. -TV
That hamster has no gag reflexes...
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When you have been thru hell and life's not done with you yet...
Don't look for what's lost but live for what's left...Niller...
Gawd, I love "MAPS"...I also sang that song on Rock Band and damn is it hard... gotta give props to Karen Oh.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 6:09pm
Can't he just go to the clinic for some Valtrex? Then you can kiss him
End.Of.Story
Bradi,
Yeah but your hot!
Look at me!!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Clarisse: I neve found you on MS can you pls friend me? highjinx
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 6:12pm
Well, if it's any consolation, I hope his dick falls off in case he did pass something along.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 6:07pm.
MC - it really tries too hard sometimes.
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trying hard is the only way to get to the top!
You wanna be on top?-Tyra
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There's a reason they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy - NOTHING beats pussy. -TV
monkey - thanks, I will peep those right now. I have heard songs by all but Spoon.
Oh and I rock the fuck out of Maps by the yeah yeah yeahs on Rockband (I sing only)!!!
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 6:06pm.
....anyway....
No more of you Dlisted hookers on my MS!!! You all are a bunch a skinny hot blonde chicks!
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ppfft! so much for "tolerance". Discriminatah!!
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Tolerance Through Education
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 6:06pm
I am not blonde or Hwat
I think Bradi can add you. She is my official Myspace pimp
clarisse, I'm not blonde! I dye my hair red. I remember doing that back in high school. I'm not sure what my thing was in being blonde.
STFU!!!
iHeart - if you read the Caylee case on crime library, they detail it out for you and it's easier to follow than some other things.
It will sum it all up, and then you can start reading transcrips and such.
The transcrip I read from the interview between cops and the tow yard guy, were intense. He described the smell in the car, how the grandparents reacted when the approached, opened the car door and smelled it.
I'll try to find that for you.
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 6:01pm.
la cucharacha, one of my old friends from high school who has lip herpes gave it to my youngest uncle (he's only 3-4 years older than me) awhile back through kissing and making out with her. He was really mad at her for a long time over it. GROSS!
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If I have it....I dont mind too much, its just the shady way he did it...like he knew he had something and yet he still let me make out with him....so shady.
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There's a reason they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy - NOTHING beats pussy. -TV
Thanks M.E. : ) !
STFU!!!
Mol, check out the song Saeglopur by Sigur Ros...it's pretty awesome. Am also listening to the following:
1)Down Boy- Yeah Yeah Yeahs
2)Finer feelings- Spoon (you'll definitely like this if you like Franz)
3)Blue Orchid- White Stripes
4)Glory Box- Portis Head
5)What Sound- Lamb
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
word up, M.E. it's painful to watch.
PH - yeah this song ulysses is new. I am gonna find a way to show it to you
see if this works, just click play on the first one.
http://searchbeta.playlist.com/tracks#ulysses%20franz%20ferdinand
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 6:03pm.
awkward
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*pinches tush*
You need to take your ass back and find that post I wrote specifically for you if you already hadn't!!!
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There's a reason they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy - NOTHING beats pussy. -TV
Clarisse on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 6:06pm
I'm not blond.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
MC - it really tries too hard sometimes.
iHeart, your welcome!
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:39pm.
xxyxz, I couldn't stay in the forum, it's too weird there...
So I've heard. I am only trying to get in there soI can check my private messages. The MOD hasn't e-mailed me back yet though
....anyway....
No more of you Dlisted hookers on my MS!!! You all are a bunch a skinny hot blonde chicks!
*kicks bottle of blonde hair dye and atkins bar*
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
MC is FF still together? I haven't heard anything new from them in ages...
STFU!!!
paris herpes, I'm trying to make the forum a bit more cozy for you....
awkward
so the Franz Ferdinand song Ulysses is totally rocking my socks right now.
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
,la cuc...i hope he was just fucking with you...that shit's messed up! hahashah!
STFU!!!
More linkage, thank you M.E.! Xo
Okay I bitched about the OC Housewhores, now I gotta get to reading this stuff!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
uhhhhmmm....
*uncomfortable silence*
la cucharacha, one of my old friends from high school who has lip herpes gave it to my youngest uncle (he's only 3-4 years older than me) awhile back through kissing and making out with her. He was really mad at her for a long time over it. GROSS!
STFU!!!
er.....
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
and for those who dont know what im talking about with the herpes thing...heres a story I told earlier...
Wanna hear some fucked up sh*t...so I have this kinda sorta "bf" and I was talkin to him at his house and outta the blue he started telling mee this story bout this scar on his lip that I hadnt even noticed till he brought it up. Anyways it was a long involoved boring story and I remember thinking why are you telling me this? So after he tells me why theres a scar on his lip, we make out, I go home, we get in a fight over some dumb sh*t he said about women and gender roles and then in anger he goes "that thing on my lip was herpes!!!" So I was like, I will fucking kill you you better be joking...then after awhile he calmed down he played it off like nah nah I was just joking....then he called 27 times to reassure me...so I dunno. That was like a month ago and I still have yet to see a sore so maybe he wasnt serious...
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There's a reason they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy - NOTHING beats pussy. -TV
Submitted by Manbearpig on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:39pm.
Herpes Info: You can carry the herpes virus with no visibile sign for many many many years, or your entire life. Visible symptoms may or may not appear YEARS after contracting it. Only 10% of people KNOW they have the virus. So you might be spreading that shit around and not even know it.
Moral of the story, we are all fucked.
Have a great day.
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Awwwwwwwww sh*t!
I think that thing was herpes because I saw him like 2 days later and absolutely NOTHING was there...so i dont think it was reg. scar cuz they dont disappear that quickly...I dont know what it was....
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There's a reason they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy - NOTHING beats pussy. -TV
iheart - here is a link with links to transcrips and timelines
http://www.cfnews13.com/Features/Caylee/default.aspx
xxyxz on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:36pm
Wat chu sowwy fer?
We lurves teh boobies of xxyxz!!!
And can do, I'll send a shout out to the dlisted slutbags!
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"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:42pm
Have fun.
Farrah, what do you mean you are going to Florida?
Vacation?
Here is the transcript of one of Casey's jail phone calls with her brother, he's trying to get information and she is being waaaay elusive:
http://www.cfnews13.com/News/Sidebar/2008/7/28/lee_anthony39s_jailhouse_...
Thanks IHeart! It wasn't nearly as eloquent as I'd wanted it to be but extremists of any sort make me blindingly filled with rage...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by Manbearpig on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:39pm
Bwahahaha...let me add to this moral of the story:
GET TESTED!!! Every six months, or more often if you have unportected sex.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:42pm.
Have a great rest of the week hookaz.
I am outty to Florida.
xoxo
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diviértete, beesh! ♥
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Tolerance Through Education
Thank you M.E! I bookmarked it. This whole case is infuriating. I came across Nancy's show a night or 2 ago where the PI for the Anthony's was rooting through garbage bags at the place where her bones were found & he was doing it on camera. I mean WTF? I think the family told him something and he was going to try and get rid of the evidence(body). That's just the feeling I get. Sick motherfuckers.
*edited for GD spelling errors
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
manbearpig, I totally thought you were talking about me, hahahah!
STFU!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:41pm.
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M.E., at this point I would croak them all, and I don't even believe in capital punishment! I love Nancy Grace for sticking to this story. I just wish they would throw that hag of a grandmother in fucking jail.
Don't even get me started on the whole Casey Anthony thing...bitch did it. And this is why we need better sex eduactaion, and less of a stigma about abortion and giving children up for adoption. And I am going to go ahead and hold the fucking Grandma responsible for this as well. It's her fault that this happened at all...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Have a great rest of the week hookaz.
I am outty to Florida.
xoxo
No Words, me too. The grandparents are going to land themselves in jail for hindering an investigation, withholding evidence, lying to police, UGH!
YOUR DAUGHTER IS A MURDERING CUNT WHORE!!!!!
None of Casey's phone records show any calls to or from a Zeneida Gonzalez.
BITCH IS MADE UP!
xxyxz, I couldn't stay in the forum, it's too weird there...
STFU!!!