Wednesday, January 14th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Hamster Eating A Carrot
I am all kinds of wrong for the thoughts that passed through my head while watching this sweet innocent hamster swallow a tiny carrot in a matter of seconds. I am not right in the head. The church was right. Just for that I'll be forced to join the glory hole clean-up crew in Hell.
It's that time of day where you can converse freely about whatever while others silently judge you. You can talk about how this hamster eating a carrot looks just like my dream from a couple of nights ago where my unwaxed no-no swallowed Carrot Top's stick. WHY?! Why does the devil make me write such garbage? Anyway, I'm gonna go dip my head in bleach (I do that anyway because of the crabs) while you rant amongst yourselves.
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HAHAHHA A+++++ rant MP, I agree totally!
Hey MissP! Xo I'm surfing the Ytube.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:34pm.
Dude! That's some shady shit!
Herpes Info: You can carry the herpes virus with no visibile sign for many many many years, or your entire life. Visible symptoms may or may not appear YEARS after contracting it. Only 10% of people KNOW they have the virus. So you might be spreading that shit around and not even know it.
Moral of the story, we are all fucked.
Have a great day.
iHeart, I go to Nancy Grace's show page. She seems to have lots of updates.
Maybe I should try a FL news site?
I dunno.
Here is Nancy's blog about it:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/09/08/NGfindcayleeblog/index.html
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:32pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:27pm.
That crazy grandmother put out a statement that she STILL BELIEVES CASEY AND THAT THE BABYSITTER DID IT!!!
THERE WAS NO FUCKING BABYSITTER!!!!!!!!!
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she's in it then. Casey goes down, they all do. She was the one who freaked out and called 911.
I can't wait until the whole Anthony family goes to jail, hopefully, they'll fry Casey and the rest of the inmates give grandma the "baby killer" welcome.
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What the fuck fuckity fuck!!!!!
This whole case pisses me off so much...I thought those stupid grandparents swore to the police that they would start cooperating NOW...because they had not cooperated BEFORE!
THERE IS NO BABYSITTER YOU DUMB WHORE!
*ranting*
Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:27pm
Gaaaah...I want to rip my hair out when Repubs use the whole "Oh, the liberal media is persecuting me for my beliefs! Oh, this liberal bias blah di blah di blah..."
STFU! You assholes have had control of the government for the last eight years, compromised the American civilians' civil liberties and rights, ruined international relations with the US, deregulated the market to the brink of implosion, then took your fucking profits and cut strings, immediately trying to place blame on the previous President (who had actually brought the US national debt down from the red into the black from the Reagan Era)...are you fucking kidding me with the "pity me, I'm such a victim" bull? Seriously, nothing chaps my ass more than these delusional pricks...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:31pm.
Is xxyxz auditioning for American Idol?
Did she borrow Wino's grimy bikini?
*flashes chi chi's
*red face*
SOWWY
I'm waiting for the MOD to set up my account in the forum
Can you tell the other sluts that I have a MS now. You know Aphid,Missy,M.E. iheart,Farrah.DeeDee, KD ,Sheeps psl
xxyxz - I didn't get to watch all of it, just bits and pieces. My kids weren't cooperating and dinner needed cooking.
MonkeyPox
hahahah
that was the best part! I thought the person was pissed and shit! LOL
iHeart in da house!!!!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Stoney - It's been steralized.
I LOVE how Stock Broker comes into the thread, flashes his charming cyber smile, get's Stoney and M.E. in a cat fight and leaves!!!
You sly dog you Stocky!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
I need some transscripts or repeat shows or some shit...maybe Youtube has something?
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Stoney, maybe it was an email, I'd have to go look again.
Apparently the cop who responded to the meter readers initial call back in August is being investigated. He cleared the first call after only 20 minutes saying he only found garbage and if I read it right, didn't even respond to the other two calls!
On Nancy Grace last night they were discussing the video and trying to find out who the PI was on the phone with. There is a psychic claiming it was her, trying to lead him to where she believed the body was, but the times she said that she was on the phone with the PI don't match the time stamp on the video. A lawyer on Casey's side tried to tell Fox News last night that he saw the video two weeks ago when it aired, then the reporter called him on it and said "The video wasnt ever released until last night" when the lawyer started studdering and said "uhm, well...uhm, maybe, uh, I retract that. I never saw the video."
HAMSTER ABUSE!! SOMEBODY CALL P.E.T.A.!
LOL
“I'm taken aback, look at the sweat pouring off my forehead right now.” - The Schmuck
Submitted by boomsy on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:31pm.
But before I go, is anyone else hoping Spaghetti Cat beats RC for HSOTY?
Yes!!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:27pm.
That crazy grandmother put out a statement that she STILL BELIEVES CASEY AND THAT THE BABYSITTER DID IT!!!
THERE WAS NO FUCKING BABYSITTER!!!!!!!!!
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she's in it then. Casey goes down, they all do. She was the one who freaked out and called 911.
I can't wait until the whole Anthony family goes to jail, hopefully, they'll fry Casey and the rest of the inmates give grandma the "baby killer" welcome.
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www.va-holocaust.com.
Tolerance Through Education
im a nerd too
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
M.E
Did you watch Nancy Grace last night?
Her mom is an asshole (Casey's)
Is xxyxz auditioning for American Idol?
Did she borrow Wino's grimy bikini?
*flashes chi chi's*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
But before I go, is anyone else hoping Spaghetti Cat beats RC for HSOTY?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Is the dildo already used, please? I need to know.
Miss, that last sentence is the best...
"Anyway - if you're free later, drop me a line. I was never more turned on in my life"
Bwahahahahaha!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Wow, open threads are scary...*ducks for cover*
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Fuck. I should post more on the board.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
PH
I'm waiting on the MOD to E-mail me back.
MONKEYPOX on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:26pm
So nice to cyber see you cute girl!!!!!
Awww, Skeletina, no one cares.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
M.E., where in the books one?
STFU!!!
Jumping in here for a sec...where did you read that M.E.? I am starting to follow this shit case now and it aggravates me to mt last nerve. Who has the best info on this?
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
*grabs Stoney, smacks her ass hard enough to leave an imprint*
*throws dildo's at her*
Tee Hee!
Ann Coulter makes me so mad...I feel this raging boil come up whenever I see her cuntface on TV. She is full of CACA!!!
STFU!!!
xxyxz
LMAO!!!
*flashes boobies*...???
I too!!!
Hey there Stocky!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
That mother is in DEEP denial. She's losing it. She knows in her heart of hearts that her little bitch daughter Casey killed that poor baby.
You guys talking about your MS.. I spent many minutes thiking about your sluts in real life and I like where my imagination takes me bawaaawaaaa
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:27pm.
She released a statement? I thought just her email got leaked where she said that? Still, she's delusional hag.
paris herpes - I replied to you in the forum.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:15pm.
Hell yeah! I love that she doesn't interrupt her guests when they are trying to make their point. I have the hots for her... I really want her to rip that tranny cunt Man Coulter a new one....
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You see clips of her on the view? I love how Republican women are somehow nowadays playing the "self-defense" card when someone disagrees with their conservative point of view and have to "fire-back" in defense of their "time tested morals"......puhleeze!
Its like, come on Palin...you were a champion for abstinence and now that your 17 year old daughter is pregnant you cant address the issue? You want to put blame on others, play the victim instead of growing some cahones and using your daughters pregnancy as a platform to address pressing moral isses on sexuality? Theyre all a bunch of cowards I say!
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There's a reason they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy - NOTHING beats pussy. -TV
*shoves M.E. on the floor*
*bends over and shakes ass in stocky's face*
Can we discuss the Caylee Anthony case for a minute?
That crazy grandmother put out a statement that she STILL BELIEVES CASEY AND THAT THE BABYSITTER DID IT!!!
THERE WAS NO FUCKING BABYSITTER!!!!!!!!!
with all the plastic surgery these days you would think that they would have figured out how to put more boobs on you...you could have 3-6 boobs if you really wanted to!
STFU!!!
*ices up nipple and flashes Sheeps*
xxyxz,
That was funny as HELL!!!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Bradiful!!! Just for you:
Get this bitch off the stage!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
*peeking in* A lot of boob-flashing here.
OMG! I'm sorry! My keyboard freaked out on me
*red-face*
xyxxz don't mind me I'm dumb today, I figured out how to get in, duh...where are you in there?
STFU!!!
S T O C K Y!!!!!!!!!
*strips naked*
*flings bra at Stocky*
Speaking of STDs, I thought I got the herp recently but turns out it was just an in-grown hair...
(bwahaha, it wasn't really me but one of my friends who's taken a liking to going home with strangers... that whipped her back into shape for a bit...)
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:23pm.
Too make them easier to clean, of course.
MEN!
*flashes more boobs B: *
I've had 3 kids and my nipples are alllowed to be wonky!
*flashes more boobs B: *
I've had 3 kids and my nipples are alllowed to be