Wednesday, January 14th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Hamster Eating A Carrot
I am all kinds of wrong for the thoughts that passed through my head while watching this sweet innocent hamster swallow a tiny carrot in a matter of seconds. I am not right in the head. The church was right. Just for that I'll be forced to join the glory hole clean-up crew in Hell.
It's that time of day where you can converse freely about whatever while others silently judge you. You can talk about how this hamster eating a carrot looks just like my dream from a couple of nights ago where my unwaxed no-no swallowed Carrot Top's stick. WHY?! Why does the devil make me write such garbage? Anyway, I'm gonna go dip my head in bleach (I do that anyway because of the crabs) while you rant amongst yourselves.
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No one cares about Richardo?
OMG OMG MONKEYPOX!!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥ attacks and Sally Mack Slaps!!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
MPox
Yesh!!! Poop in the parking lot!! bwhahahahaha OMG!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Did anyone ever figure out why toilets areROUND yet the chairs we sit on are square???
Clarisse, you ain't no dummy! I'm just a nerd...a huge one, at that.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
*flashin boobs cheers me up*
Hey Stocky!! Grrr baby!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
La Cuca, since I learned how to write in a couple different languages as early as I can remember, it's actually really easy for me to pick up new languages. So far, so good. It's pretty easy for me up till now, so we'll see how I fare when I step it up to the good stuff (aka, Rosetta Stone Japanese)
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:16pm.
Stocky!
*flashes tits*
Today we are talking about languages, clogged up toilets and nasty bitches, and STDs. Welcome!
Mrs. G- done. :D
yay!
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I never stay on topic :)
Mrs. G!!! Got it!!!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
OMG! It's my virtual boyfriend Stockbrocker(lina)!!!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
*Monkeypox makes Clarisse feel like a big old dummy just being barely bi-ling.*
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
paris herpes - No he doesn't make her. She is a stubborn old lady (she still owns the building, but not the company) and refuses to stop coming in.
I just finished Blood+ (I am sooooo Saya, I'm convinced!), and am in the middle of season two of Vampire Knight. I also watch a little bit of Le Louch, and finished Death Note a while back. I've been spending too much money buying new manga...lol
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Mrs. G
how do I find ya? in MS?
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:09pm.
Mol, I've been watching alot (I mean ALOT!!! really) of anime in its original Japanese dub, with english subs, and am taking the easy way out and learning via Japanese for Dummies way. Figure once I get the speaking down, the written characters will be easier. And yes, I do speak French, Spanish, Hindi and Urdu and can write a little in Arabic. I'm a language whore...
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I took all these Mandarin Chinese classes when I was in college cuz I was trying to get in the FBI and all this idealistic jazz.....and boyhowdee talk about hard. I took like four classes and before I had to give it up and focus on graduating, but I think I can only remember like ten words after 4 freaking classes of the sh*t. They have that slight inflection stuff in chinese too so that one sound or work has like 5 waaay different meanings depending on the inflection.....are you finding Jap. difficult to learn?
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There's a reason they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy - NOTHING beats pussy. -TV
Hi DListed Bunnies...what's new???
What are you talking about today.
Hell yeah! I love that she doesn't interrupt her guests when they are trying to make their point. I have the hots for her... I really want her to rip that tranny cunt Man Coulter a new one....
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Mrs. G- Yah! What iz yer myspace? You can delete it quick if you want.
Monkey - I friggin love anime. I watch it in Japanese if it's available and can sing along to a lot of the theme songs just from watching them so much, but that is one tough language. Hats off
so what shows do you watch?
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:11pm
What? poop in a parking lot, or speak/learn a foreign language? I can't even poop in public bathrooms, let alone an open place like that...ha ha ha
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
M.E....WAIT the owner makes his own MOM clean the office building...he is one cheap mofo...!
STFU!!!
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:06pm.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:02pm.
Good, let those fuckers seethe... I've had to put up with the Repub-bullshit for the past eight years, they can suffer for the next EIGHT years :)
Have to say, Rachel Maddow helped me keep my sanity during the elections....
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fo sho! Love her...shes is one of if not the most pragmatic, funny, common sense anchorwomen on TV. Those are all qualities of the liberal mind I suppose shes just harnessed them in the most effect way....
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There's a reason they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy - NOTHING beats pussy. -TV
MPox
LMMFAO!!! That was for real?! I could never do that!!!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
And no, Japanese isn't as tough, it's differentiating the pronunciations (two words can look the smae and kinda sound the same, but mean two totally different things...)
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Monkey that was so damn funny I put the link on my facebook.
xxyxz, how do you get on the forum again?
STFU!!!
Mol, I've been watching alot (I mean ALOT!!! really) of anime in its original Japanese dub, with english subs, and am taking the easy way out and learning via Japanese for Dummies way. Figure once I get the speaking down, the written characters will be easier. And yes, I do speak French, Spanish, Hindi and Urdu and can write a little in Arabic. I'm a language whore...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:05pm.
M.E.
You need to call health and human services. I woulda grabed my sh*t and walked right out and dared a motherfucker to fire me! That sh*t is NOT cool and im pretty sure illegal!
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I've been tempted to do so. But don't need to fuck up my job. We are all working on the boss man to hire a cleaning crew so she won't come in anymore.
KD and Mrs. P werent you gunna dd me on myspace or sumthn
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I never stay on topic :)
paris herpes - no more stories.
Hard to fire the owners mother. Of course he keeps saying he's going to change the locks so she can't come in. LOL
Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:02pm.
Good, let those fuckers seethe... I've had to put up with the Repub-bullshit for the past eight years, they can suffer for the next EIGHT years :)
Have to say, Rachel Maddow helped me keep my sanity during the elections....
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
M.E. holy poops! that's some elder abuse, but I get from what you are saying she enjoys it?****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
I have never before been so grateful for the bathroom on the floor in my building that gets cleaned spotless twice a day by the nicest manlady you ever did meet. I actually feel comfortable putting my naked cheeks on the seat. Automatic flushers are our friends.
M.E.
You need to call health and human services. I woulda grabed my sh*t and walked right out and dared a motherfucker to fire me! That sh*t is NOT cool and im pretty sure illegal!
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There's a reason they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy - NOTHING beats pussy. -TV
MP - I want to learn Japanese so bad. Is it tough? Oh and don't you already speak like Spanish and French too? *jellus h8tr face*
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
M.E. you're making me want to retch please stop talking about this crazy lady, she needs to be fired because she's nasty AND unsanitary. She's gonna die by the end of the month of some nasty disease. She might even contract AIDS from touching bloody tampons or what have you...GROSS!
STFU!!!
Good lord, M.E., that is pretty foul... speaking of poops and peeps... check out this posting that won Craigslist Best:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/944397175.html
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
snowy - she's not a cleaning lady, it's the owners 80 year old mother.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:01pm.
Hi Miss Priss! Yeah, the crazy amount of trolls frequenting this website scared me off for a bit too, but I can't resist you dirty sluts...
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It got REALLY bad for a week or so... REALLY BAD
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 5:01pm.
M.E.
That is fucking gross! Ugh... You should use another restroom
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We only have two, the mens and the womens. And the mens is 100000x nastier than the womans.
The bookkeeper and I take turns actually CLEANING the womans bathroom.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:55pm.
Hells yeah I voted, and I convinced my bf, his mom and a couple different peeps at work to vote for Obama... I also bawled like an effing baby when he was announced as having become the 44th prez
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FOX NEWS is a riot nowadays! On every single show they are just seeting with rage and indignation over there....so fhun-ay!
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There's a reason they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy - NOTHING beats pussy. -TV
Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:59pm.
And I rest my case, ladies and gentlemen.
Hi Miss Priss! Yeah, the crazy amount of trolls frequenting this website scared me off for a bit too, but I can't resist you dirty sluts...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
M.E.
That is fucking gross! Ugh... You should use another restroom
OMG M.E. I don't know, these women who work as cleaning ladies have to have a gene missing or something, I couldn't do it! I feel so bad for the little lady who comes in here at night and cleans up after these shameless slobs!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
DAMN! That bitch is HARDCORE, M.E.!
*dry heaves*