Wednesday, January 14th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Hamster Eating A Carrot
I am all kinds of wrong for the thoughts that passed through my head while watching this sweet innocent hamster swallow a tiny carrot in a matter of seconds. I am not right in the head. The church was right. Just for that I'll be forced to join the glory hole clean-up crew in Hell.
It's that time of day where you can converse freely about whatever while others silently judge you. You can talk about how this hamster eating a carrot looks just like my dream from a couple of nights ago where my unwaxed no-no swallowed Carrot Top's stick. WHY?! Why does the devil make me write such garbage? Anyway, I'm gonna go dip my head in bleach (I do that anyway because of the crabs) while you rant amongst yourselves.
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OMGGGG M.E!!! That lady is fearless!!!
I would die!!!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:46pm.
I guess it's a little late to ask why are you dating someone so dorky and sketchy?
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Well....hes sexy ass hell, he has this loud..off sense of humor just like me, he has ambition and most of all, I feel like he genuinely like me and gets me....he loves being around me, he checks out my space everyday, he calls multiple times everyday...and the world just seems somewhat brighter because hes in my life...that little herpes sh*t is a bit of a hiccup though!
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There's a reason they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy - NOTHING beats pussy. -TV
MP
You got your BF to drink the Kool-aid!
Good job girl... We miss you
Holy crap it's MonkeyPox!!
Speaking of!!! LOL
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Ok snowy -
I went into the bathroom to use it. Toilet was full, of poop and TP, so I tried to flush it before I used it. It backed up, started spilling out on the floor. I ran out of there. Called the crazy lady, since we aren't allowed to call anyone ELSE. She came in with a few bath towels, I opened the bathroom door for her, because it's pretty heavy and she's old. There was fecal water about 1/2" deep all over the floor, all over the toilet, she sloshes right in there, starts moping it all up with her towels, looks in toilet, seeing that it's still clogged, REACHES IN WITH HER BARE HANDS and pulls out a wad of TP and Poop.
Bitch is WHACK! Whenever she comes in here now, I follow her around with antibacterial wipes and wipe down everything she touches.
Dont' even get me started on her dumpster diving, which has led to me having food poisoning TWICE!
BTW, I am now learning Japanese...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
only another 20 min of work yay!
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
M.E. That's just the voodooo
that I do... :)
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
I'm working on another MySpace ...Love Anderson is helping me out.
I think you can find me on her page if she's on there :)
Hells yeah I voted, and I convinced my bf, his mom and a couple different peeps at work to vote for Obama... I also bawled like an effing baby when he was announced as having become the 44th prez
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
xxyxz, sorry went to lunch...i think i am registered @ forum, let me try to log on or whatever...
STFU!!!
xxyxz my fave hobot... Yeah my dad's loads better... Hi Mol, Clarisse, Stoney... yeah, I've had to behave at work and actually do work (just got promoted so, yeah...), but I do lurk in the shadows...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
excellent timing Monkey, how have you been?
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
MP
Did you vote?
Go for it ME, I could use a good purge!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Ha ha! Hey sluts...I was doing a driveby and I saw one of you posted something about monkeypox in it, so I decided to stop in and say Hello to all you hot sluts...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!
*hides under desk*
WTF is that voodoo shit?!!??!?
xxyxz - they gots the drug testing too
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
YAY!!!!
I've missed ya hor!!!!! Is your dad better?
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:38pm.
M.E. LOL re the hubby but I'm still barfing over your cleaning lady,
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I have another story that WOULD make you barf....
ha ha ha Hi MonkeyPox!!!
We totally just did bloody mary bloody mary!
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
Speak of the debil!
Submitted by KD on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:47pm.
Don't pharmacies have OTC stuff now where you can test yourself for stuff? I don't remember what, though. Seems like I read it somewhere.
DNA testing, AIDS testing and some other shiz
BOO!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
xxyxz - She hasn't been posting much. She was in the forum the other night when I made a drunken drive by.
KD
That's a great idea!! I was playing the other day running around stealing cars and shooting people
It's a fun game for sure
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Don't pharmacies have OTC stuff now where you can test yourself for stuff? I don't remember what, though. Seems like I read it somewhere.
I guess it's a little late to ask why are you dating someone so dorky and sketchy?
I don't see MonkeyPox on here anymore
and yes, she's in Chicago too
I think Deb is from Chitown too
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:42pm.
Awhile back, one of the writers at Jezebel wrote a piece on how she doesn’t tell her partners she has herpes because she hasn’t had an outbreak in years and always uses protection.
She got raked over the coals for that.
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I bet she did!
That must be hard though. I mean, what a way to kill the mood!
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:26pm.
Chill out. Most of the population has lip herpes. Just as long as he didn't eat you out with an opne sore on his lip you are fine. Good lord!
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Chill out my ass! Instead of saying ummm lets not make out tonight lets watch a movie or something, he went outta his fucking way to explain away some sh*t before I even noticed, before I could even ask so he could fucking kiss me with his herpes ass lips. And instead of staying mum about the sh*t, she throws the sh*t in my face in a fight!!! I have every right to be disturbed!
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There's a reason they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy - NOTHING beats pussy. -TV
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:41pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:39pm.
Mrs.G
MonkeyPox lives in Chicago too! And Love Angelina
Maybe we should all get together have a cross country D listed party lol
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The westcoast Dlisters thought about soing taht. It never happened though:(
no xx, I wasn't adding anybody new for a while cuz of teh dramz
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:39pm.
Has anyone seen that movie "forgetting Sarah Marshall"? I liked it but one thing that bothered me is when the dude pretty much told her he had herpes and she didn't seem one bit bothered by it. I was like WTF.
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Awhile back, one of the writers at Jezebel wrote a piece on how she doesn’t tell her partners she has herpes because she hasn’t had an outbreak in years and always uses protection.
She got raked over the coals for that.
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
KD I have Myspace...
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I never stay on topic :)
Submitted by KD on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:09pm.
Apparently I reminded my boyfriend to blow out the candles the other night (we don't even have any right now) and then spoke in tongue the rest of the night. That's some good sleep right theres! LOL
Miss Priss- we will have to do hoodrat stuff through GTA online. We have to buy the game, though. It's fun to be able to do that kind of stuff.
MC
I haven't seen her in FOREVER! Did you ever add her to your MS?
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:39pm.
Mrs.G
MonkeyPox lives in Chicago too! And Love Angelina
Maybe we should all get together have a cross country D listed party lol
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I never stay on topic :)
Mrs. G
You too!!! Aww!! lol
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Mrs. G do you have myspace or facebook? That is how miss priss and I hooked up. Since you are a cosmetologist, I could prolly use your help!
xx - does monkeypox still come here?
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
KD YEssssss!!!
We need to set a date "hoodrat shit" on our calendars! In the summer tho. Right now I do hoodrat stuff indoors
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Mrs.G
MonkeyPox lives in Chicago too! And Love Angelina
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:34pm.
Nothing like a good "I may have the Herp" story!!!
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Has anyone seen that movie "forgetting Sarah Marshall"? I liked it but one thing that bothered me is when the dude pretty much told her he had herpes and she didn't seem one bit bothered by it. I was like WTF.
KD
No, I bet mine's hairier!! I call him Magilla Gorilla LOL he's one hairy irishman.
His legs are covered lol
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
geez thanks stoney, now I'm gonna blow chunks all over my monitor.
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
M.E. LOL re the hubby but I'm still barfing over your cleaning lady, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! ;)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:26pm.
Chill out. Most of the population has lip herpes. Just as long as he didn't eat you out with an opne sore on his lip you are fine. Good lord!
Submitted by KD on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:30pm.
I'm going to Chitown some day to do some hoodrat stuff with Miss Priss. Woohooooooo!
---whatever its not like I wanted to do hoodrat stuff with you guys anyway.... :(
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I never stay on topic :)