Fuggie & Josh's Precious Wedding Picture
I'm pretty sure UsWeekly screwed up that quote from Fuggie Fug. What she really said is, "I held back the crotch tears." Obviously, she did a bad job and that's why she had to pose with her ass to the camera. Hiding the piss stains!
But seriously, Josh looks like he's posing in a JcPenney catalog and Fuggie's dress looks like it came out of one. That's the kind of tight shit you wear to the prom when you don't want to want to give up the panty. True story. One of my slutty friends in high school bought the tightest and longest prom dress she could find because she said she didn't want to be tempted to fuck her boyfriend in the bathroom. If she wore a skin-tight dress it would be too much work. She did it anyway in the parking lot.
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Two dresses? Really? Why? WHY??
Do they have a "media" name yet?
Like Bennifer?
Jergie?
Fergosh?
Jogie?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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they are fake the second picture is before she gave birth before she was pregnant
http://www.makemeheal.com/gossip/2006/12/salma-hayek-real-or-fake-boobs....
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 2:55pm.
You're kidding. Dear Lord, a white-trash extravaganza!
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Josh is hot in that JC Penney catalog model type way I suppose. That dress is TIGHT...how could she even walk in it much less pose? Her ass is about to burst outta that thing!
STFU!!!
I give it two years max. A man can only wake up next to that ugly ass mug for so long without going insane.
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She's truly hideous and he does look like a JCPenney catalog model.
Me personally, the reason why I dislike her, is the way she talks and acts. I was forced to watch the lame New Year's show that she did some announcing on, and she got on my LAST nerve. She couldn't speak a sentence without giving some (what she thought was) sexy eyes for the camera. I hate it when women feel compelled to play up the dumb sex-kitten act all the GD time.
Plus, she peed on stage. How out-of-control-fucked-up do you have to be for that to happen? Especially when it's during a performance, which is her job. It would be like me peeing here at my desk right now with my boss and coworkers watching. What possible excuse could I give for that?
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Fergie suffers from Posh/Melanie Griffithitis: having a husband who is hotter than you (and Josh ain't that hot.
PSL: I've been scouring the internet. I can't find any evidence of her boobies being fake. Plus, I was just looking at pics of them, bare, and I think they're real. Either that or she has one helluva plastic surgeon! Oh yea, and I think they've gotten bigger since she gave birth, and when I compare them to Christina Aguilera's (since hers are fake and were swollen as well when she gave birth) hers seem 100% real to me.
What are your thoughts?
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Submitted by Kevette on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 3:06pm.
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I always wonder the same thing. After seeing that many breasts, wouldn't he get tired of them? Kinda like a doctor?
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Kendra, come one. What could be bizarre about three young blonde bimbos living with and sharing a bed with a hundred year old man?
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I like her music, but from the few interviews I saw with her, you could tell the meth's still in there and it's doing all the talking!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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E says: The dress was custom-made by Dolce & Gabbana; the ceremony included some nature for Josh and some bling for Fergie; as his bride walked down the aisle Josh told himself, "Keep it together, you big baby!" and Fergs got the reception started by yelling 'I'm married, bitches!" Anything else you wanted to know? Didn't think so.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Love Anderson... it is most definitely a sad day for the hot. You know in 6 months he's gonna have meth sores and a trucker hat on.
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fugly bitch
fugly dress
Josh is hot so =(
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Since Kendra is on the US weekly cover I'm going to segway into a Hefner question. I always wondered what the sex arrangements were. Do you think he has sex with the 3 of them at the same time? Does he need viagara, or does he just like to watch the bitches get it on? Do you think he'd even be interested in it? After looking at boobs all day, wouldn't he be like "so what? I'm going to watch Dancing with the stars instead".
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 2:54pm.
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WHATTTT? Are you serious? I gotta look this up.
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Submitted by Kevette on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 2:58pm.
I also never understood the hate for her. It seems like the more inoffensive you are the more people hate you. I also think people hate cuz shes "ugly"? I don't know.
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not sure if anyone else noted but couldn't they at least fix Fergies hair is all dry and crispy
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Damn, that bitch is ugly.
Meh. I'm pretty sure the Taco Bell wedding was much nicer and classier than this hot mess.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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I couldn't give a rats ass about this couple, but I never understood the hate for Fergie. She's not a hideous monster and I actually like her rags to riches story. She's more of a normal person and I think that's probably why I like her. She doesn't have a Diva attitude and she'll piss on stage. How can you hate?
*adjusts black veil, pulls new kleenex out of sleeve*
Good Bye Josh, good bye to your hwatness, I'll MISS YOU!!!!
*throws self on Josh' hwatness casket, wails*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
SHE HAD 2 DRESSES??? ONE FOR HER AND ONE FOR THAT FUCKING UGLY ASS FACE!!!
Did she pose like that to show her big, fat ass? If so, she should have just kept her face turned towards Josh, so we wouldn't be subjected to the ugliness of it all! LOL!
fug dress, hot hubby.
Kendra is hot.
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Submitted by girl_cheese on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 2:50pm.
Barf. Who the hell BUYS these magazines? Speaking of hell, whoever does buy this shit should be condemned to an endless waiting room with muzak and nothing but crap to read.
LOL! Did anyone watch How I Met Your Mother Monday night? Marshall was alway carrying a People or US on the way to the restroom, and the covers would come to life and talk to him. It had Heidi & Spencer, Kim Kardashian and one more that I missed. Not a fan of these celebutards, but I thought it was very funny and creative use of cameo appearances.
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OMG I was watching E! and they gave "details" of their wedding. They had a crystal encrusted BEER KEG, Kid rock sang, and had castle shaped wedding cake. Tacky doesn't begin to describe this shit.
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Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 2:49pm.
PS: I fucking hate fake boobs. They're so ugly. I do, however, wish I had Salma Hayek's majestic mountains.
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That dress is slutty and ugly!
Ugh, this methface can get a hunk of man and get married, but I can't even get a boyfriend. *tantrums*
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Nice, I like weddings even the ones I am not invited to.
He's holding her all stiff, and she's not even touching him. Can you feel the love?
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Barf. Who the hell BUYS these magazines? Speaking of hell, whoever does buy this shit should be condemned to an endless waiting room with muzak and nothing but crap to read.
Two dresses? Exactly alike? For a quick change after she pees in the first one?
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PS: I fucking hate fake boobs. They're so ugly. I do, however, wish I had Salma Hayek's majestic mountains.
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That was a great story MK
I have a friend that doesn´t shave her pussy if she´s going out and wants to make sure she doesn´t go home with some dude.
It works for her, she has this obsession about being clean shaven and if she´s not she can´t really relax and enjoy herself while having sex.
Nitty, I don't know if you have been on MS, but I posted a big bummer.
Josh and Fergie are nice people....all the best to them. Wait, who said that?
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I'm interested more in the Kendra story.
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Josh is so damn hot
She is so fucking ugly!
What a hideous dress.
Bizarre life with Hef? Bitch plllleaaassseee! You knew what you were getting your skank-ass into.
Angie's sexy night with Brad? She's pregnant again, EWW.
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Mornin out there, PSL. My teen daughter said of this fuckery: It's okay, Josh is just biding his time till I'm legal. bwhahaha
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That dress is ugly and they look like they are just posing no love no nothing
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Did someone wear Depends, Fergie? It would have been a shame to have a yellow stain on that white dress.
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Kendra's "bizarre life" with Hef? Oh gee. I can't wait. Let's see: "Hef, I need money to shop, AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA (that awful laugh)." "Sure honey, but I just took my Viagra, come over here first!" "Okay, AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!"
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150 pound cake? Count me in!
This marriage will be over by the end of the year
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I like black and white pics....
Hi Nitty!!!
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