Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which Oscar winner got tired of eating at home — and cheated on his pregnant girlfriend with their local waitress? (Gatecrasher)
I'm stumped. Kevin Costner? But he has a knocked up wife, not girlfriend. You'll do better than me.
Which Hollywood celeb pulled a stripper, but was horrified by her ugly mug when he woke up in bed with her the next morning? (3am Girls)
Since this blind item is coming out of Britain, I'll guess Josh Hartnett. That bitch was there recently for a while. But he's boinked Kiki before, so he should be used to morning fug.
I'm sure the fans of this married world class golfer with the perfect image would be shocked to know he cheats on his wife on a regular basis. (CDAN)
They're grrrrreeeeat!
Which second-tier Hollywood action hero takes a hairdresser everywhere with him to get his bald spot sprayed, Jonny Vaughn style, with hair-in-a-can? (Popbitch)
Van Damme?! I bet he uses it on his crotch area too.
This television show has seen several personnel shifts over the last couple of years. There is another major shift coming up. The shocking part of this is that the person leaving may be replaced with someone they hate and who aggravates the heck out of the producers. Why this candidate? The producers want ratings and Emmys, and the replacement is a known quantity for generating lots of controversy and ratings and buzz. So they have held their noses and made an offer, and are now waiting for an answer. (Blind Gossip)
Two choices: TR out and Isaiah in at Grey's? Or Joy/Whoopi/Sherri out and Star/Rosie in at The View?
There’s a television series that’s being carried by a major network. Not a completely original concept, but well-written and well-executed with a likeable lead. In fact, the entire project was really sold on the strength of the star of the show, for whom this is a breakthrough role. Big problem behind the scenes, though. The star has a substance-abuse problem. The show is being filmed now, and the producers are torn between wanting to get a bunch of episodes wrapped despite the star’s erratic behavior, to rewrite scenes or entire episodes without the star, or to shut everything down while the star goes to rehab. Absolute last resort: recasting the lead, a very unappealing prospect. (Blind Gossip)
That Hilary Duff playing a lawyer shit at NBC?
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The 'hair in the can" guy is definitely Steven Seagall. If it's not him, it should be because I know for a fact he sprays it on.
It ain't Dollhouse for the last one, because Dollhouse is a completely original idea.
I'm hoping it's Grey's as it would be interesting to see Isaiah back...specially since Heigl would leave
The golfer one is definately Tiger Woods. A friend of mine sat at a table next to him in a restaurant in Orlando and she said he was hitting on everything in site.
I think the action star one is Nicholas Cage.
Could "the Mentalist" be the TV show whose star has a substance abuse problem? I know Simon Baker was in the Guardian, but that show didn't really take off, and this one is getting great reviews.
i won't buy it.
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:31pm.
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Yeah, I just found it. I guess it's a good thing....I'm checking back out.
QC - no clue. I missed most of it, I checked out in Nov. for a while, came back maybe 2 wks ago, saw some of the crazy, and then there was Open Post. If you look on the Categories, you'll see it
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:28pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:54pm.
Tough call: being an MD by definition puts you around live and dead bodies, spare organs, meds, and whatnot. So you're always well fed and drugged up. Being a zoo lawyer means charging too much for abstract work that only other lawyers understand. But you'd know beforehand what your exposure was (I said "exposure") if some Bay Area gangstas chose to commit suicide-by-teasing. Hmmmm...
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Yes, hmmmm...So you're saying it may be a 'quantity over quality' analysis in my ultimate career decision....Hmmmm....*putting on tiger spectacles, going through paper work for latest legal clients*...Hmmmm....
Yes, I do believe I will be happier with quantity over quality *changing sign outside of cage to read " Dr.Tigerlilly, M.D. Walk-ins Welcome"...*tying on bib, waiting next to sign..*...What? What?
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Fuck I get so frustrated with these blind item posts! Half of these say that this will be announced/made public very soon but I beg to differ.
That being said, it doesn't change the fact that I am a sucker and I love gossip.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:17pm.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:13pm.
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WTF happened while I was away?! Damn my stupid school's internet giving my laptop a virus so I missed everything! You know I've been practically living in my school's library for the past two-three months?! Ugh! I should sue these bitches for a new computer.
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Dont you have some sorta virus protection on your comp? Howd the virus get through it?
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That tv show has to be The Mentalist starring Simon Baker.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:13pm.
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WTF happened while I was away?! Damn my stupid school's internet giving my laptop a virus so I missed everything! You know I've been practically living in my school's library for the past two-three months?! Ugh! I should sue these bitches for a new computer.
yep, people were reporting EVERYONE for offtopic and people were being assholes and fighting all day over dumb shit I guess so everyday MK posts an "open post" in which you can talk about whatever the fuck you want and not bother what I like to call the whiney topic babies. Not nice, I know, but accurate.
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What's the open post? You mean here on the stories?
yeah, I didn't think so. Well glad to see ya. We have to have "chit chat" in the open post nowadays, which rules.
Good guess on Dollhouse, I am all over google right now trying to see if I can get more details
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:00pm.
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No, I saw that when I was lurking a couple weeks ago and got PISSED - but I don't own Cordelia Chase's likeness or her awesome quote, so I can't berate a poster for using it. Although I will say it was quite tacky, but whatever. I haven't been posting since before Christmas so someone probably felt it was up for grabs.
QC - I just wanted to know if you were posting as another poster with Charisma's pic and the tact quote. I almost made a whole big fuss about saying hi and realized I might have been mistaken
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:28pm.
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Dollhouse better come on in Feb. or I'm gonna hunt Joss Whedon's ass down.
What's the question?
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:34pm.
*signing my name on the dotted line* Hey, you offer babysittting services too? Awesome. Hey I have a friend named Nitty. She retained your services not to long ago. Do you know if she is a satisfied customer?
All this lawyer talk is making me thirsty. Gin and tonic anyone?
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Why, you know *ahem* Nitwitty you say? *ahem*...Why, yes I do believe she was a client of mine and...*ahem...*, her uh, children seem to be temporarily lost in the 'holiday shuffle" *awkard, nervous laugh*...That happens...I'm sure those lil' rosey cheeked scamps will show up at her doorstep any moment now, but, uh... *tiger eyes darting back and forth*...GOTTA DASH!
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*signing my name on the dotted line* Hey, you offer babysittting services too? Awesome. Hey I have a friend named Nitty. She retained your services not to long ago. Do you know if she is a satisfied customer?
All this lawyer talk is making me thirsty. Gin and tonic anyone?
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Simon Baker seems like the only "breakout" star of a TV show that is not original but is well done. Psych did the fake psychic thing first. To be a breakout star of something, someone must become a star in the role. Hillary's breakout role was on that kids show she did. Josh Lucas is already a star. Etc. This year's shows are still shooting. That's the only one that makes sense to me, since his character is essential to the show.
I think it might be Heigl out and Washington in. I doubt that any former co-host on the View would be asked to return, except Lisa Ling or Meredith Vieira (sp?). And I can't see either of them agreeing to return since they have their own gigs these days.
QC - no no no no no!!! I have been waiting and waiting and waiting for dollhouse and it is supposedly coming in Feb and will follow Sarah Connor Chronicles and I wet myself at the prospect. I blame Seth McFarlane
( I got a ? for you in open post too)
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:54pm.
Tough call: being an MD by definition puts you around live and dead bodies, spare organs, meds, and whatnot. So you're always well fed and drugged up. Being a zoo lawyer means charging too much for abstract work that only other lawyers understand. But you'd know beforehand what your exposure was (I said "exposure") if some Bay Area gangstas chose to commit suicide-by-teasing. Hmmmm...
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:01pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:54pm.
Can I get your services on retainer? I'm planning an escalando trip I may need you when all is said and done.
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Yes, yes...of course...Now my fees can be a little monetarily taxing, so might I suggest that you put up any plump relatives you may have as collateral...just so things don't get complicated...
Huh? Did I say plump relatives as collateral? Silly me...I meant their property...*paw over tiger mouth* or deliciously chubby kids...
What? What? I wasn't talking to you...
*Ahem*, yes now, just sign here, here, here, here and here Ms. DeeDee... and we're all set...Oh, and not for nothin', but did I mention my babysitting services?
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The last one is Eliza Dushku. Fox has pushed back "Dollhouse" so many times and this has been a rumor for awhile. Plus, she doesn't look the same anymore...her face looks like she does copious amounts of blow and had a nose job to fix it. I'm clueless for the rest, though.
That's really disappointing if it's Tiger. No one is perfect, but I thought he was somewhat of a good role model for kids. Guess not. :(
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Oops, I forgot #1 is an Oscar winner. Matthew Mc. hasn't won an Oscar./
Definitely Affleck. He's a dirty fuck.
Okay, let's get this straight (no pun intended): Number one is NOT Philip Seymour Hoffman. I don't care what anyone says, he is the finest actor of his generation, hands down, and I refuse to believe anything negative about him. So THERE.
Say what you want about the way the man looks, but his talent and his absolute coolness make him way sexier that that comatose motherfucker Brad Pitt or the screaming midget Tom Cruise by FAR.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:54pm.
Can I get your services on retainer? I'm planning an escalando trip I may need you when all is said and done.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by lachica on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:04pm.
Very good move to stop using celebrity faces in your "blind items" even if you crossed them out with a black bar. You're leaving yourself vulnerable to serious lawsuits. Keep doing that and your site will eventually be shut down.
By the way, the celebrity who gave her new husband an STD was NOT Scarlett Johansson as your accompanying picture implied. I heard that it was Peaches Geldof. Expect a lawsuit if it hasn't arrived already.
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You should have first run that opinion by Tigerlilly, Zoo Attorney at Law. Doesn't sound very solid. Also sounds like you just accused Peaches of having an STD.
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"Hanging brand new sign outside cage reading: "Tigerlilly, esq. Attorney at Law"....stepping back and admiring work...* Yes, I do believe this might be more profitable, but less delicious than using my medical degree and opening up that "free clinic"...*burp*...Oh yeah, *pounding tiger chest* that patient ate a lot of fast food...What? What?
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@ paris herpes:
I too thought that PSH was gay, but IMDB says his girlfriend just squirted out their 3rd, in October. Hm? Pregnant pause?
And the eating clue leads me to believe that the scoundrel is of the "bigger" variety...
2.Statham
3.Woods
4.Segal
5.I say some View bitch
6.Duff
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by lachica on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:04pm.
Very good move to stop using celebrity faces in your "blind items" even if you crossed them out with a black bar. You're leaving yourself vulnerable to serious lawsuits. Keep doing that and your site will eventually be shut down.
By the way, the celebrity who gave her new husband an STD was NOT Scarlett Johansson as your accompanying picture implied. I heard that it was Peaches Geldof. Expect a lawsuit if it hasn't arrived already.
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You should have first run that opinion by Tigerlilly, Zoo Attorney at Law. Doesn't sound very solid. Also sounds like you just accused Peaches of having an STD.
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Exactly. Besides, if worse comes to worse MK could always just claim it was "satire". You know, the old "Penthouse" CYA.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:19pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:08pm.
"Keep doing that and your site will eventually be shut down."
since when did MK even DO that?
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He does it all the time, actually...but I think that he actually calls them Blind Items...he's just guessing - that he's pretty safe there...
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Please, those dumb whores are not going to sue MK. They RARELY sue published mags because a) the burden of proof for any maliciousness is on the celebuwhore b) TRUTH IS A DEFENSE against any civil suit ('nuf said there..) and c) it's costly and time consuming...
Yeah, they may have a lawyer send him some worthless letter, but no, that shit will NOT end up in court. TRUST.
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Submitted by lachica on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:04pm.
Very good move to stop using celebrity faces in your "blind items" even if you crossed them out with a black bar. You're leaving yourself vulnerable to serious lawsuits. Keep doing that and your site will eventually be shut down.
By the way, the celebrity who gave her new husband an STD was NOT Scarlett Johansson as your accompanying picture implied. I heard that it was Peaches Geldof. Expect a lawsuit if it hasn't arrived already.
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You should have first run that opinion by Tigerlilly, Zoo Attorney at Law. Doesn't sound very solid. Also sounds like you just accused Peaches of having an STD.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:08pm.
"Keep doing that and your site will eventually be shut down."
since when did MK even DO that?
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He does it all the time, actually...but I think that he actually calls them Blind Items...he's just guessing - that he's pretty safe there...
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
I'll bet #1 is Matthew McC. He's such a douchebag and wasn't he photo'd slobbering over women when he was with her before?
By the way, aren't alpacas and llamas all in the camel family?
Tiger Woods is the only golfer anyone knows! It wouldn't even be a blind item if it wasn't Tiger Woods. I say throw out Sherry Dipstick and Elizabeth Hassejerk and throw in Ann Coulter and Kathy Griffith. I would watch "The View" again for them.
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"Keep doing that and your site will eventually be shut down."
since when did MK even DO that?
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NOTE TO MICHAEL:
Very good move to stop using celebrity faces in your "blind items" even if you crossed them out with a black bar. You're leaving yourself vulnerable to serious lawsuits. Keep doing that and your site will eventually be shut down.
By the way, the celebrity who gave her new husband an STD was NOT Scarlett Johansson as your accompanying picture implied. I heard that it was Peaches Geldof. Expect a lawsuit if it hasn't arrived already.
It's Mickelson, not Tiger. They don't call him The Whorelord for nothing...
IF they are replacing Elizabeth, it sure as hell won't be with anyone with conservative views AND an IQ in the triple digits. That might mean a fair fight, for once. Lord knows they wouldn't want that.
Submitted by blksheep on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 6:49pm.
I think they are replacing Elizabeth with another equally annoying, controvesial conservative biaatch. Ann Coulter, perhaps? lol
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Yep! And that's very forward thinking of them to bring a tranny?/hermie? on board...Alls I knows is that fugly, freakishly tall, plucked anorexic chicken looking thing was not born a woman....
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I think they are replacing Elizabeth with another equally annoying, controvesial conservative biaatch. Ann Coulter, perhaps? lol
Submitted by deneph on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 4:52pm.
Please oh please let the last be that Kathy Griffin is replacing Hasslebeck! Please oh please oh please!
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Griffin told a story on her one special about Barbara Walters preferring AstroGlide. I hope it is her, b/c that is a show a will watch.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 6:37pm.
hahahaha. Yup.